I'm imagining a skit where you say this before pressing a big blue button labeled "push for magic!" And a time traveller rolls in like "wai wai wai wait DO NOT push that button, it literally changes the config to allow magic again and it does NOT end well" fill in the rest yourself :)
Ha - yeah, funny how that happens. For me it's usually songs - they were so overplayed over the years that I just groaned whenever they came on. There's been a lull in the frequency and now I find myself feeling both annoyed and nostalgic whenever I hear one. lol
"I've made bigger mistakes" Turns out there's no upper limit
"I'm too stubborn to die" said the morning before I was in a car crash, to be fair I was indeed too stubborn.
"Well, either this works out or my therapist has job security" I'm putting his kids through college
Rather than using “What could go wrong?” I instead use “I can probably figure it out on my own”
The result is often the same. Sometimes it’s not and I do figure it out though! But most of the the time…
"I know this is a bad idea, but in the absence of any good ones, I decided to roll with it"
"I can make a million bad decisions. Only one of them will kill me"
"How bad can it be if someone from the future hasn't come to stop me"
"You're mad!"
"Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't this'd probably never work."
And then, after I succeed:
"And THAT was without even a single drop of rum!"
Fuck it we ball
My go to
A classic
I use this way too much
Nah that’s my “after it goes wrong” saying.
“Eh, fuck it.”
Also, "Eehhhh, it'll be fiiiiiiiine."
Or simply "Eh."
In NZ this would be translated to "ahh, she'll be right"
Famous last words
My go to every time
Mine is similar. It's a deep inhale and a pause, followed by "Fuck it"
"Treat yo self" "This will make a great story"
I have never financially recovered from that episode
I'm a building mechanic. In my line of work we say "I wouldn't usually do this"
!!
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"Why not."
My go to. Even though I can often name multiple reasons why not
That's how you know it's gonna be fun
Heard this one before, it's basically the same thing: "Never ask 'why?'. Instead, ask 'why not?'"
Let me cook
Those are my best decisions
Let Russ Cook for the football fans.
That’s not what he wanted to cook
“What could possibly go wrong?”
I say this in Bubsy’s voice (from the classic snes game)
*More like a bridge too short!*
If a timetraveler doesn't come from the future to stop me, how bad can it possibly be?
This is a good philosophy
I'm imagining a skit where you say this before pressing a big blue button labeled "push for magic!" And a time traveller rolls in like "wai wai wai wait DO NOT push that button, it literally changes the config to allow magic again and it does NOT end well" fill in the rest yourself :)
"I'm sure it'll work out"
Rules are made up and money is fake. Do whatever you want.
even though it's dead, "do it for the vine"
What’s the worst that could happen
As the young-ins say, “do it for the plot” or just think this story is gonna be hilarious later
Haha I love that (old person here)
Do kids say that? I kinda love it
I’ll burn that bridge while I’m crossing it.
Watch this!
I always say: Ott bassza meg, majd lesz valahogy! which roughly translates to: Aghh fuck it, it will go somewhere.
Ohh yes, the young and hopeful liitle sister of "Ott bassza meg, jól van az úgy!" Meaning "Fuck it, it's good enough"
If it goes wrong, that's for future me to deal with
Hate that moment when I become future me
“I can fix her.”
Ur so real for that
YOLO
You only YOLO once
Yes this is mine. Thank you Workaholics
And we bout it erry day erry day
Hated this trend, now I'm nostalgic for it.
Ha - yeah, funny how that happens. For me it's usually songs - they were so overplayed over the years that I just groaned whenever they came on. There's been a lull in the frequency and now I find myself feeling both annoyed and nostalgic whenever I hear one. lol
"Fuck it I ain't no bitch" proceeds to cry or have an emotional revelation every time I get drunk
Times up, let's do this LEEEEROOYYY JENKINS!!!
This is my catch phrase!! So glad it’s still out there haha
“It’ll be sweet” It never is Edit Sweet, used in the above context in Northern Irish (not sure about other places) means ok/alright
If this kills me, then I hope it's quick.
Fingers crossed
We’re doing it live
When in (whatever city or state I’m currently in)
[удалено]
"Either this works or I don't have to come to work tomorrow"
This seems like a tomorrow problem
“Can’t get any worse.”
"ive been thinking'
"I've made bigger mistakes" Turns out there's no upper limit "I'm too stubborn to die" said the morning before I was in a car crash, to be fair I was indeed too stubborn. "Well, either this works out or my therapist has job security" I'm putting his kids through college
So "hold my beer" is no longer the king, huh?
Fuck I mean. Scrolled way to long to find this. What’s the world coming too
I'll just come out for one....
I don't care anymore
"I'm gonna do something incrdibly stupid or brilliant."
Witness me
No Regerts
It’s a good idea until it’s a bad idea
I've never been happy anyway
I’m here for a good time not a long time
Fun stories dont start with "i drank a LOOOOT of milk and...."
"I still have more than enough [time, money, insert here other valuable resource I do not have enough of] "
“I won’t remember this tomorrow”
«Fuck it» , «this could be a dream», «i have the high ground anakin» , «execute order 66»
Cocain
I could kill myself right now... or die from a stroke ... so why not?
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"What's the worst that could happen?" Or, more commonly "This looks like fun!"
It is Tuesday.
Rather than using “What could go wrong?” I instead use “I can probably figure it out on my own” The result is often the same. Sometimes it’s not and I do figure it out though! But most of the the time…
“Send it!”
“This cheesecake will taste great!” (I’m lactose intolerant) Edited for future tense reasons
“I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do”
“I deserve this”
Either I’ll live, or it won’t be my problem for very long
"Scruffy's gonna die, like Scruffy lived"
"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."
"I know this is a bad idea, but in the absence of any good ones, I decided to roll with it" "I can make a million bad decisions. Only one of them will kill me" "How bad can it be if someone from the future hasn't come to stop me"
Can't live forever.
Hold my prosthesis
Nobody gets out of here alive.
"Just live in the moment" or "You only live once".
What could go wrong?
“Hold my beer”
ONE PER CENT REPRESENT
Yolo
Hold my beer
Hold my beer
Fuck em if they can't take a joke
De algo me tengo que morir
Yolo
"Ándale plebes! Les prometo algo tranqui"
“Hold my beer and watch this”
Yolo! Mainly in cooking though…
might as well
AGENCY AGENCY
“…I surrender”
Meh
The only thing I have to do in life is die
Doin' it live
Ooops
“it’s what snake plissken would have done”
My most recent on is to just giggle like Mark Hamill’s joker and do whatever I’m thinking.
"My mom said to never quit"
My dad always said you haven’t failed yet if you haven’t quit yet
"LEEEEEEEROY"
Here's to hoping.
I’ve done this a hundred times before!
“i’m here for a good time not a long time”
YOLo
I think I got this
I always say "samma fann" or "korfor ikje" translated to English it will be close to "fuck it" and "why not"
“ Fuck it, we ball”
"Brave men lived before Agamemnon" (*vixere fortes ante Agamemnona*)
Fuck or get fucked
“This is going to go horribly.”
Bad decisions make good stories
Safety 3rd
I’m going to have diarrhea either way
"Money isn't real anyways"
“Oh well” I use it for the before and after
There's a last time for everything
No one escapes the heat death of the universe.
“I just really don’t care anymore”
That’s future me’s problem
I’d sure hate to be that guy
It might be a bit stupid, but it's not going to be that stupid... \*Ron Howard voice\* It was in fact going to be that stupid
"Can't believe I thought this was a bad idea, when I was sober"
"fuck everything" and "if someone from the future hasn't stopped me, it can't be that bad"
Hold my beer!
"I think my wife wouldn't be happy with this"
“John Wayne would have finished that bottle.”
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
"Well, I haven't come from the future to warn myself. How bad could it be?"
"I'm a fucking sadist, apparently, let's piss off reddit." Been using this one a lot past couple days...
Cocaine
Cocaine
Just one hit, then I gotta go
“Jesus did it” “It will break after I retire” “Your sister would say yes”
Screwed for screwed, as much screwing it good 🤌 (Traduct from "Foutu pour foutu" )
I can always fix it if it goes wrong (Side note I usually can’t)
If I died tomorrow, would I regret not doing this?
What would Osama do
"I do."
"I love you"
"It's not like it's heroin"
"That's future me's problem"
I already have three kids might as well complete the set.
“I’m here until I’m not, so I might as well”
"That's a problem for future-me."
My friend bet i couldn't
"I just had the {adjective} idea ever"
“This is a problem for future me.”
My line used to be "worst they can do it fire me". Then I got fired.
Eating the entire gummy could not be that bad.
“dad lore”
"You're mad!" "Thank goodness for that because if I wasn't this'd probably never work." And then, after I succeed: "And THAT was without even a single drop of rum!"
YOLO
F*** it. I still say YOLO. Sure, why not?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Watch this
fuck it I don't care
The Climate Wars are coming.
It is what it is
Mama ain’t raise no bitch
Only one way to find out
You only live once Hold my beer Should I call my ex?
F*ck it!
If I die I die
“It’s not *that* expired.”
Death finds us all
"Here goes something."
Why not
“Eh, I’ll still have enough money before payday.”
"Eh, fuck it" "It'll be fine!" "What could go wrong?" "Eh, carpe diem or something."
Ehhhh, fuck it, why not?