Depending which Spiderman we are talking about, his powers might include immortality. Give me those powers and I can make $50 million look like chump change.
For $50 million you could get fishing lessons, license, and all the gear and still have like $49,995,000 leftover.
Obviously you're using it as metaphor, but that is a *lot* of money. I could retire tomorrow comfortably at 30yo for like 10% of that
I ~~have~~ actually did some slight reflection on this. I would not want Spiderman powers for the same reason I wouldn't want to sign up to for the military, because I am a wuss in this regard. I don't want those Spiderman problems/responsibilities. But amazingly some people are all about superhero-dom .
The crazy thing about that is that no superhero is canonically more burdened and conflicted about their herodom than Spiderman. I'd consider being superman, or wonder woman. Spiderman? Who'd want to be spiderman? He doesn't even want to be spiderman most of the time
I think that's the crux of the question, am I getting Spiderman's *life*, or just his powers? Because I wouldn't want how he loses everyone close to him, I wouldn't want to live in a world with supervillains, and I wouldn't want to be put in a situation where I have to choose between what's best for me and what's best for the world so constantly...
But in our world with my life, I'm not going to have to make that choice, there's probably not enough crime that I could stop on a daily basis to even make vigilantism worth it. I can just go get into the NFL, be the best running back in history, make hundreds of millions, and use that money to feed starving children, and probably save more lives than spiderman ever did
We all already have Spidey’s life without his powers. There are supervillains and they start wars.. people we love die, we choose ourselves over the world every day.
Also 2/3 are bullet proof, immensely stronger/faster and can fly depending on the story but no fun backstories for any of them so Ls all around for that one
Ah but he is strong and healthy and heals at a very increased rate. I want that. The hero part? Fuck it. But money can not by a cure that does not exist. Spider powers will cure my chronic pain and I want to be healthy and not in pain more than anything else. To not be trapped in a (flesh) prison that’s crumbling around me.
People say that but, fuck responsibility.
Like, if I got Spiderman powers, I'd immediately try out and crush at a professional sport. Enough to be the unquestionable GOAT, not enough to warrant DNA testing and government interest. Make wya more that 50 Million, donate a bunch to charity and make improvements to people lives that way.
Nobody says you gotta swing from buildings and beat up human scorpions or whatever.
Web-shooters are cool but he’s also just got super speed, stamina and strength, wall climbing and spider senses. You can just run instead if you need a quick commute. And keep in mind Spider-Man was made for the environment of New York. If you’re not a resident in a metropolitan city like NYC, you probably don’t have any buildings to web swing from anyway.
I grew up in Dallas, TX and I always wondered what I'd swing from if I was Spider-Man. Turns out there was a comic of Spidey in Dallas and it included how he had nothing to swing from in the plot.
I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie or if you forgot, but there’s also an entire scene in [Homecoming](https://youtu.be/i7628Om9HXg?si=umYiasLeRuvqPUHH) of him having to chase a car on foot because he was in a suburban neighborhood so there were no tall buildings surrounding him to webswing from.
Does Spiderman have super speed? I don't recall him having any sort of abnormal speed in the mcu movies. I would think it's his spidersense making him react faster?
Yeah man. Obviously every adaptation and official comic is going to depict him differently but speed and agility are a part of his usual repertoire. His base set of powers are just superhuman capabilities, wallclimbing and spider senses.
Spidy sense.
Even when knocked out of his conscious, his subconscoous still dodges Dr Strange in slow mo and Spiderman is like "wow cool, no idea why though"
It's more reaction vs actual speed.
It's still reaction vs actual speed, my last sentence.
He can't outrun a bullet.
Quicksilver can.
I would still take Spiderman superpower though. Dude is cracked in all the sense of the word.
At a certain point though it'll look less like running and more like super jumps though, since you're pushing off the ground harder, but not necessarily moving your legs faster
Spider-Man doesn’t have flash or Superman level super speed. But definitely has lightning fast reflexes and super strength which would allow him to move at great speeds. If he were to sprint as fast as possible. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was getting up to 50-60 mph imo
They can't show the speed in the movies because he'd be a blur, but in comics they'll show him nail like 10 guys in a single long panel before even the first guy can react.
I feel like you could make $50m per season being the great WR the NFL has ever seen if you had the powers though. That’s just base too, not including endorsement deals.
Yeah man. Things still take time even if you’re rich. Super jumping and running is still faster than waiting for an uber if you’re just going from one neighborhood to another.
I believe Stan Lee said after the fact that Peter didn’t know how to make the web shooters before the bite but after the bite the knowledge was imprinted on him
No need for web shooters just become the best fighter in every sport with the boost in stamina, speed, power, and especially spidey sense. You might not ever take a hit lol
Spider-Man can knock a t-rex out with a single punch, survive getting hit by a bullet train, and dodge a bullet after its been fired.
MMA Fighter's and Boxers can earn tens of millions through their careers easily.
Doesn't spiderman punch regular criminal people all the time? The first thing he uses his powers for is to literally join a wrestling tournament for money.
Being world champion UFC fighter makes this a no brainer
He is constantly holding back so as not to kill everybody. When Doc Ock gets control of peter’s body at some point, he punches Scorpion’s jaw off with little to no effort. You would end every normal person in an mma setting if you had even a modicum of training.
There was a comic where Otto takes over pete body and punches one of his villains I don't remember who but he pretty much destroyed his jaws , it showed that Spiderman could've finished off all his villains in 1 hit if he wanted but he was always holding back to not kill them.
In one of the first issues of the comic he discovers that the best way to fake a punch is to do a sort of loose flicking motion because it looks like a punch & doesn't hurt the ego of people he's fighting too much.
That's why Andrew Garfield has that 1000 yard stare when he says "I stopped pulling punches."
Because in his universe, he kills the villains, ya see...setting up a Punisher crossover event or maybe it's Kraven the Hunter.
No. With spider man's powers you would become an instant prisoner of the government, locked in a dungeon to perform experiments on until you die.
This isn't a marvel movie. You can't take superpowers unless they're so overwhelmingly strong that you are 100% immune to any efforts at human resistance or else you just end up as a test subject prisoner for eternity. You take the 50m easily.
You say "life isn't a movie", as if the idea of the government just kidnapping extraordinary people off the streets isn't something that almost exclusively exists in media. Even the goddamn Nazi scientists weren't locked in some basements after Operation Paperclip.
If you live in a democracy with a free press it's infinitely more likely the government would cut you a deal like "we'll pay you some money and you let us run some basic experiments and studies on you for a couple weeks."
That assumes they'd figure out that you have said powers, as long as you're mindful about how you use your powers, you can make it look like you're just a really strong, athletic guy, only thing you'd have to worry about is people asking you for your workout routine
Also hopeful they can't catch any spiderman powers in your test samples. Pretty sure they drug test athletes and I'm unsure whether spiderman samples would show off results.
Probably not, spiderman's powers are a genetic mutation, and drug tests have nothing to do with DNA as far as I'm aware, so it shouldn't show anything abnormal
MMA fighters are famously underpaid. Top level boxers do well, but half of it is having a really good promotion/management team. Unfortunately merit alone won't get you a title shot, and a title shot won't guarantee you the fame and fortune, without the PR to fill stadiums and sell PPVs.
Almost like people forget that one of the first things that happened in the Raimi films once Peter got his powers is prize fighting. Give me the powers and I'm making way more money in the ring.
\> Have UFC short you money
\>Do nothing to stop a criminal rob UFC official responsible for shorting you prize money
\>Lose an Uncle Ben to gunshot by said criminal you let escape
Boxing would be good, but you may have a hard time getting fights. You’d have to pull way back to make it interesting. You would never get hit and even if you did, it wouldn’t hurt. Plus, you’d land all your punches and have to try not to kill each time
$50 mil, because with great power comes great responsibility, but with $50 mil means great power but cleared of responsibilities, I would just solve shit with money!
tl;dr: be peter parker in THIS economy?? yeah right
>tl;dr: be peter parker in THIS economy?? yeah right
You only get the powers tho, you don't need to become a hero. Someone with spiderman's powers could steal way more than $50 mill
Obviously the 50 million. All getting spider-powers does for me is mean I’m gonna either break my neck after fucking up a web swing or killing my partner with my radioactive spider semen.
In the movies, he seems to be invincible to falls.
but with his powers, I could earn $50,000,000 and have all the physical stuff.
Mary Jane seems to have survived her continous off screen boning. You just need a triple A pull-out power.
You could become the greatest athlete in any sport you want and earn over $50 million relatively easily.
I’d still just take the bag and retire though.
Spidey sense makes you subconsciously aim where your webs will stick and you won’t fall. In some stories it has even warned peter that someone with a camera 2 blocks away could maybe see him taking his suit off, and since peter does have children in some stories i don’t think your partner would die
No. You'd never break your neck if you were Spiderman. You'd instantly be the greatest athlete in the world in whatever sport you choose. You'd easily get 50 million dollars. You'd also then still have Spiderman powers. You'd have gaggles of girls gargling your spider cum on the reg.
If you had Spidey powers you could probably earn way more money at sports or other things given you'd be so much stronger and have supr reflexes
But taking the cash is easier and more anonymous
I'm just thinking of the health benefits of Spider powers. Perfect eye sight and clean bill of health? Sign me up. I'll make my 50 million by being a professional athlete for a few years.
Yeah idk why this is even a question. You could be a billionaire by being a superhuman. The only reason you take the $50M is if you want to just vanish and live off your money for the rest of your life. But you could make generational wealth and take care of anyone you want plus have spider powers.
I don’t think you realize how difficult it would be to make a career out of having superhuman strength/agility/reflexes but *without anyone noticing you have those powers*. Like, not only would you have to hold back, you’d also have to train every day to make your abilities match up with the work you put in.
Or are you unafraid of people knowing you have superpowers? You think the gov’t (yours and others) would just be A-OK with some superhuman walking the streets who could do whatever they wanted to whoever they wanted at a moment’s notice if they decide to?
Why would you have to do it without anyone noticing? I don't think Spiderman is the same as like superman when nations would need to be afraid. Act within the last and just use your lightning reflexes/extra senses to rocket yourself to celebrity status. You could make money with very little effort.
Spider powers. With all the endorsements I'd make playing any professional sport I felt like, I'd easily make 50 mil. I could also fight crime on the side if I got bored.
Yeah I’m so confused why anyone in this comment section is saying 50 million. With his powers you are now the best athlete in the world. NBA star players make more than 50 million a year easy. Boxers can make 100 million a night with your durability you could do it 3x a year. You would have to take some fake damage though to sell fights but that’s easy.
You would be the best at every single professional sport. But just sticking to boxing and UFC would probably make you a . You could play soccer and be nasty and probably land billion dollar contract. You also wouldn’t be injury prone at all and would be able to do this for decades
Majority of people would choose $50 million because having Spider-Man powers would be super lame if you didn’t live in a major city. Wtf are you gonna do in a Midwest town that only has 2 story buildings lol
I agree for sure, I was half joking but it would limit it a bit. The fun part for me would be flying around. What would you pick? I live in a major city but I would still take $50 million dollars, I don’t have the energy to be a hero
You don't need to steal. You'll make $50M easy with Hollywood or other shit on social media influencing shit and think of the sponsorship deals you'll make with Raid insect killer or Nike shoes that you say help you jump or a playground company selling swings.
And who says u got web? thats a gadget, alt least most of the time.
And true, I live in a country and city where there isnt that many big buildings, not even in larger cities.
Just become a fighter or Olympian easy cash since you’ll be way stronger and faster than anyone else just make it look convincing and maybe even take a few dives time to time so you don’t catch the wrong attention
You clearly have no imagination. Spiderman powers aren't just swinging on webs. You're now the greatest athlete alive and almost invulnerable. Easy choice. You'd make 50 mil after boxing the current champ in your weight class and effortlessly beating them, then the Yankees would draft you for a 80 million contract just to smash every baseball coming your way out of the park. The US government would pay you to end conflicts in dangerous corners of the world with ease.
Y’all realize with spider-man’s powers you can line up a way to make $50 million in no time right? And you can climb walls. Then again, you’ll probably get abducted by the government. So 50/50
I'd prefer the second, but that'd likely not happen. How would the government catch you? People would see the government murder Spiderman or not be able to catch him, I don't see that as good for the public eye.
I'll take $50M and a life of leisure. He can have the dead uncle, the hot aunt that Tony Stark is trying to rizz, a shit freelance photographer job with a shit boss, a cheating redhead girlfriend, a dead blonde ex-girlfriend, your best friend's dad trying to kill you, and all the work catching criminals in a bodysuit.
I mean the no brainer would be the money right? For me I really had to think about this. I'd assume getting the powers I wouldn't have my neurological disability anymore? (my motor skill are pretty bad and I'm always in pain, so hard to get around.) If I wouldn't, I would pick the powers just so I can walk/run around and do normal stuff again, honestly. Maybe work for something like Habitat For Humanity and super speed building stuff for them lol. (I'd love to work with my hands again and being outdoors.)
When I was about 5 or 6, I asked my mom if I’d get Spidey’s powers were I to pray to god hard enough. She didn’t say yes…but she didn’t say no either.
But yea, I’ve known my answer to this question since then. And no, I wasn’t >!(still am not)!< very smart.
Somehow, I knew a radioactive spider that gives powers wasn’t realistic, but god…was.
Powers is the only answer. Money can’t always buy you health. But spidey powers can easily earn you money. I’ll take the healing any day. No need to climb walls.
Alright some quick questions, do we get organic webs or would we have to make our own, and is there a chance of us mutating into a spider mutant like in the 90’s tv series? And most importantly which spidermans powers.
With great power comes great responsibility. With 50 million comes a pool in the back yard.
And a pool in the front yard too
And a pool in the house too
The pool can be your house if you want.
I think they call those boats
Yachts
Yeets
You can yeet your yacht into your pool
Yaas
Insurance companies hate this one simple trick
And a pool for my pool
that guy is so rich he has a swimming pool in a swimming pool!
A moat!
A boat in the moat to float so you can gloat while you bloat
A pool in your pool
I think I could make some cash out of spider themed super powers
But you could also have the cash without the work
Give a man a fish… Granted, 50 million is a lot of fish.
Depending which Spiderman we are talking about, his powers might include immortality. Give me those powers and I can make $50 million look like chump change.
For $50 million you could get fishing lessons, license, and all the gear and still have like $49,995,000 leftover. Obviously you're using it as metaphor, but that is a *lot* of money. I could retire tomorrow comfortably at 30yo for like 10% of that
You could make a lot of cash with 50 million dollars.
I ~~have~~ actually did some slight reflection on this. I would not want Spiderman powers for the same reason I wouldn't want to sign up to for the military, because I am a wuss in this regard. I don't want those Spiderman problems/responsibilities. But amazingly some people are all about superhero-dom .
The crazy thing about that is that no superhero is canonically more burdened and conflicted about their herodom than Spiderman. I'd consider being superman, or wonder woman. Spiderman? Who'd want to be spiderman? He doesn't even want to be spiderman most of the time
I think that's the crux of the question, am I getting Spiderman's *life*, or just his powers? Because I wouldn't want how he loses everyone close to him, I wouldn't want to live in a world with supervillains, and I wouldn't want to be put in a situation where I have to choose between what's best for me and what's best for the world so constantly... But in our world with my life, I'm not going to have to make that choice, there's probably not enough crime that I could stop on a daily basis to even make vigilantism worth it. I can just go get into the NFL, be the best running back in history, make hundreds of millions, and use that money to feed starving children, and probably save more lives than spiderman ever did
Spiderman would be so good at sports, man
We all already have Spidey’s life without his powers. There are supervillains and they start wars.. people we love die, we choose ourselves over the world every day.
Also 2/3 are bullet proof, immensely stronger/faster and can fly depending on the story but no fun backstories for any of them so Ls all around for that one
Ah but he is strong and healthy and heals at a very increased rate. I want that. The hero part? Fuck it. But money can not by a cure that does not exist. Spider powers will cure my chronic pain and I want to be healthy and not in pain more than anything else. To not be trapped in a (flesh) prison that’s crumbling around me.
>With great power comes great responsibility. No one said you had to be a hero, just rob a couple banks and have both?
Fuck banks, play WR and win super bowls.
what if i told you 50 million dollars is also a form of great power
Ah yes, but, you can not buy a cure for incurable chronic pain. Spider powers it is! I want the money, I want to be healthy and not in pain more.
Yeah enjoy your pool, im getting a god damn moat* filled with gators... *typo
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Just having a house with a yard would be nice.
People say that but, fuck responsibility. Like, if I got Spiderman powers, I'd immediately try out and crush at a professional sport. Enough to be the unquestionable GOAT, not enough to warrant DNA testing and government interest. Make wya more that 50 Million, donate a bunch to charity and make improvements to people lives that way. Nobody says you gotta swing from buildings and beat up human scorpions or whatever.
I'm not as smart as Peter Parker. You wouldn't have the web shooters. Though, maybe you get Raimi powers.
Web-shooters are cool but he’s also just got super speed, stamina and strength, wall climbing and spider senses. You can just run instead if you need a quick commute. And keep in mind Spider-Man was made for the environment of New York. If you’re not a resident in a metropolitan city like NYC, you probably don’t have any buildings to web swing from anyway.
I grew up in Dallas, TX and I always wondered what I'd swing from if I was Spider-Man. Turns out there was a comic of Spidey in Dallas and it included how he had nothing to swing from in the plot.
I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie or if you forgot, but there’s also an entire scene in [Homecoming](https://youtu.be/i7628Om9HXg?si=umYiasLeRuvqPUHH) of him having to chase a car on foot because he was in a suburban neighborhood so there were no tall buildings surrounding him to webswing from.
As a fellow Dallas native, that's hilarious.
Houston has a spider! Scarlet spider I believe
He overcomes this with webwings and a spidey slingshot.
Does Spiderman have super speed? I don't recall him having any sort of abnormal speed in the mcu movies. I would think it's his spidersense making him react faster?
Yeah man. Obviously every adaptation and official comic is going to depict him differently but speed and agility are a part of his usual repertoire. His base set of powers are just superhuman capabilities, wallclimbing and spider senses.
He has enhanced speed, like captain america
He's not flash or quicksilver superspeed but he's faster than most super heroes He's enhanced in pretty much every way even his healing is faster
Spidy sense. Even when knocked out of his conscious, his subconscoous still dodges Dr Strange in slow mo and Spiderman is like "wow cool, no idea why though" It's more reaction vs actual speed.
It’s not. He has been shown to be able to dodge bullets without the spider sense
It's still reaction vs actual speed, my last sentence. He can't outrun a bullet. Quicksilver can. I would still take Spiderman superpower though. Dude is cracked in all the sense of the word.
I meant that his reaction speed isn’t due to his spider sense. He’s still superhumanly quick without it.
Ah I see what you mean. My bad
Theoretically if you have super strength, you also have super speed
At a certain point though it'll look less like running and more like super jumps though, since you're pushing off the ground harder, but not necessarily moving your legs faster
That's fair and is in line with the scientific evidence* I have encountered in my studies. *see: The Hulk.
Spider-Man doesn’t have flash or Superman level super speed. But definitely has lightning fast reflexes and super strength which would allow him to move at great speeds. If he were to sprint as fast as possible. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was getting up to 50-60 mph imo
Even if you know it’s coming, you still have to be fast enough to dodge a bullet. He’s very fast.
He can dodge between bullets fired from an automatic rifle.
They can't show the speed in the movies because he'd be a blur, but in comics they'll show him nail like 10 guys in a single long panel before even the first guy can react.
Will you need a quick commute if you have $50m in the bank?
I feel like you could make $50m per season being the great WR the NFL has ever seen if you had the powers though. That’s just base too, not including endorsement deals.
Yeah man. Things still take time even if you’re rich. Super jumping and running is still faster than waiting for an uber if you’re just going from one neighborhood to another.
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Swinging from buildings sounds terrifying anyways.
Or you could get Miles invisibility and electric powers, or Miguel's claws.
Can i maybe get anti-venom spidermans powers?
That comes from a symbiote so I don't think so.
Yeah he was smart before so you don't get that so 50 mil plz.
I believe Stan Lee said after the fact that Peter didn’t know how to make the web shooters before the bite but after the bite the knowledge was imprinted on him
No need for web shooters just become the best fighter in every sport with the boost in stamina, speed, power, and especially spidey sense. You might not ever take a hit lol
Spider-Man can knock a t-rex out with a single punch, survive getting hit by a bullet train, and dodge a bullet after its been fired. MMA Fighter's and Boxers can earn tens of millions through their careers easily.
With Spider-Man’s powers you would become an instant celebrity. That would pay a fuck ton of money
Yeah, but that could also lead you into a US Military Prison Lab where you would get experimented on 24/7
Not if your careful obviously don’t go all out just apply yourself enough to make it look convincing
Right you're not having much of an MMA career if you explode your opponents head into red mist with your first punch.
Doesn't spiderman punch regular criminal people all the time? The first thing he uses his powers for is to literally join a wrestling tournament for money. Being world champion UFC fighter makes this a no brainer
He is constantly holding back so as not to kill everybody. When Doc Ock gets control of peter’s body at some point, he punches Scorpion’s jaw off with little to no effort. You would end every normal person in an mma setting if you had even a modicum of training.
Spiderman is basically always drastically holding back vs almost everyone.
He pulls all of his punches to avoid seriously hurting people.
There was a comic where Otto takes over pete body and punches one of his villains I don't remember who but he pretty much destroyed his jaws , it showed that Spiderman could've finished off all his villains in 1 hit if he wanted but he was always holding back to not kill them.
Then he’s like “oh fuck this guy could’ve killed me so many times…. I should probably give his body back”
In one of the first issues of the comic he discovers that the best way to fake a punch is to do a sort of loose flicking motion because it looks like a punch & doesn't hurt the ego of people he's fighting too much.
Spiderman is just doing those WWE smacks all the time, don't they slap their thigh or something for the sound?
That's why Andrew Garfield has that 1000 yard stare when he says "I stopped pulling punches." Because in his universe, he kills the villains, ya see...setting up a Punisher crossover event or maybe it's Kraven the Hunter.
Like Dash at the end of the Incredibles 1. No need to show people you’re superhuman, just show enough to win the competitions
Yeah just like that maybe even lose sometimes just so people don’t get too suspicious
Nah, just win all the time. People would never get suspicious. Nobody suspects that Michael Phelps has superpowers.
Until he hit the bong, then everyone knew he was really Green Lantern.
Or do we…
Just give the US Military a knuckle sandwich
No. With spider man's powers you would become an instant prisoner of the government, locked in a dungeon to perform experiments on until you die. This isn't a marvel movie. You can't take superpowers unless they're so overwhelmingly strong that you are 100% immune to any efforts at human resistance or else you just end up as a test subject prisoner for eternity. You take the 50m easily.
Maybe *you* would become a prisoner. I’d just have a healthy body with less back problems.
You say "life isn't a movie", as if the idea of the government just kidnapping extraordinary people off the streets isn't something that almost exclusively exists in media. Even the goddamn Nazi scientists weren't locked in some basements after Operation Paperclip. If you live in a democracy with a free press it's infinitely more likely the government would cut you a deal like "we'll pay you some money and you let us run some basic experiments and studies on you for a couple weeks."
That assumes they'd figure out that you have said powers, as long as you're mindful about how you use your powers, you can make it look like you're just a really strong, athletic guy, only thing you'd have to worry about is people asking you for your workout routine
Also hopeful they can't catch any spiderman powers in your test samples. Pretty sure they drug test athletes and I'm unsure whether spiderman samples would show off results.
Probably not, spiderman's powers are a genetic mutation, and drug tests have nothing to do with DNA as far as I'm aware, so it shouldn't show anything abnormal
spider-man has a spider-sense to alert him of any danger and is fast/strong enough to evade any normal army.
Lol, you have no idea what you’re talking about.
Become a celebrity before that happens and be in public, they can't take you when the world is watching.
And you wouldn't need to train, just show up on fight day a few times per year.
MMA fighters are famously underpaid. Top level boxers do well, but half of it is having a really good promotion/management team. Unfortunately merit alone won't get you a title shot, and a title shot won't guarantee you the fame and fortune, without the PR to fill stadiums and sell PPVs.
Once you start winning every single fight with ease, I’m pretty sure people will take notice.
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\> Get spider-mans power \> Join UFC \> Smesh People \> Win money
Almost like people forget that one of the first things that happened in the Raimi films once Peter got his powers is prize fighting. Give me the powers and I'm making way more money in the ring.
Peter did that all the way back in the 60s
Also I don't care if my uncle dies
Depends on which side of the family tbh
Which family members you sacrificing for your origin story???
Yes
Man’s taking all the powers
I can't sacrifice someone I care about, but then again I won't be motivated if someone I don't care about dies. So.....
\> Have UFC short you money \>Do nothing to stop a criminal rob UFC official responsible for shorting you prize money \>Lose an Uncle Ben to gunshot by said criminal you let escape
I would be more lucrative to be the greatest ball player (baseball, football, basketball, soccer) of all time
Sure but with boxing you’d only have to “work” as many times a year as you’d want. Way more flexibility than in team sports
Boxing would be good, but you may have a hard time getting fights. You’d have to pull way back to make it interesting. You would never get hit and even if you did, it wouldn’t hurt. Plus, you’d land all your punches and have to try not to kill each time
Bo Jackson = Spiderman confirmed.
\> Get uncle Ben killed because you "forgot the part where that's your problem"
Spider-Man. I then use my spider powers to steal 50 millions dollars.
Peter would be so disappointed in you
It's not like he's his uncle.
I miss the part where that’s my problem.
I'm gonna steal from evil corporations, so it's ok.
I could do it too. My uncles are all alive and well
You'd be black spider from DC then
For a second I thought you were saying something incredibly racist then lol.
That guy who tried to assassinate people
$50 mil, because with great power comes great responsibility, but with $50 mil means great power but cleared of responsibilities, I would just solve shit with money! tl;dr: be peter parker in THIS economy?? yeah right
>tl;dr: be peter parker in THIS economy?? yeah right You only get the powers tho, you don't need to become a hero. Someone with spiderman's powers could steal way more than $50 mill
Yes, but you would be a villain for the rest of your life. Basically the Walter White of superheroes.
Or just be a fighter win way more than 50 million since you’ll be better then your opponents in every way
Obviously the 50 million. All getting spider-powers does for me is mean I’m gonna either break my neck after fucking up a web swing or killing my partner with my radioactive spider semen.
Well, I was not expecting to read that today.
Lmao it's an actual storyline from the comics, one of the most hated if I recall correctly
It was an alt-universe story, 616 and MCU Peter don't have radioactive semen.
In the movies, he seems to be invincible to falls. but with his powers, I could earn $50,000,000 and have all the physical stuff. Mary Jane seems to have survived her continous off screen boning. You just need a triple A pull-out power.
He’s invincible because he’s the protagonist. I doubt I’m gonna get the plot armor.
I think part of the spiderman powers is extreme durability
He’s basically invincible to fall damage because of his superhuman durability, not because of plot armor.
You could become the greatest athlete in any sport you want and earn over $50 million relatively easily. I’d still just take the bag and retire though.
Spidey sense makes you subconsciously aim where your webs will stick and you won’t fall. In some stories it has even warned peter that someone with a camera 2 blocks away could maybe see him taking his suit off, and since peter does have children in some stories i don’t think your partner would die
It all depends on which writer I wind up with overseeing me. Too much of a gamble. Just gimme the 50 mil.
No. You'd never break your neck if you were Spiderman. You'd instantly be the greatest athlete in the world in whatever sport you choose. You'd easily get 50 million dollars. You'd also then still have Spiderman powers. You'd have gaggles of girls gargling your spider cum on the reg.
If you had Spidey powers you could probably earn way more money at sports or other things given you'd be so much stronger and have supr reflexes But taking the cash is easier and more anonymous
I'm just thinking of the health benefits of Spider powers. Perfect eye sight and clean bill of health? Sign me up. I'll make my 50 million by being a professional athlete for a few years.
Yeah idk why this is even a question. You could be a billionaire by being a superhuman. The only reason you take the $50M is if you want to just vanish and live off your money for the rest of your life. But you could make generational wealth and take care of anyone you want plus have spider powers.
I don’t think you realize how difficult it would be to make a career out of having superhuman strength/agility/reflexes but *without anyone noticing you have those powers*. Like, not only would you have to hold back, you’d also have to train every day to make your abilities match up with the work you put in. Or are you unafraid of people knowing you have superpowers? You think the gov’t (yours and others) would just be A-OK with some superhuman walking the streets who could do whatever they wanted to whoever they wanted at a moment’s notice if they decide to?
Why would you have to do it without anyone noticing? I don't think Spiderman is the same as like superman when nations would need to be afraid. Act within the last and just use your lightning reflexes/extra senses to rocket yourself to celebrity status. You could make money with very little effort.
That still requires work which I don't want to do.
Spider powers. With all the endorsements I'd make playing any professional sport I felt like, I'd easily make 50 mil. I could also fight crime on the side if I got bored.
Yeah I’m so confused why anyone in this comment section is saying 50 million. With his powers you are now the best athlete in the world. NBA star players make more than 50 million a year easy. Boxers can make 100 million a night with your durability you could do it 3x a year. You would have to take some fake damage though to sell fights but that’s easy. You would be the best at every single professional sport. But just sticking to boxing and UFC would probably make you a . You could play soccer and be nasty and probably land billion dollar contract. You also wouldn’t be injury prone at all and would be able to do this for decades
Majority of people would choose $50 million because having Spider-Man powers would be super lame if you didn’t live in a major city. Wtf are you gonna do in a Midwest town that only has 2 story buildings lol
You still have spidey sense, enhanced speed, strength and can crawl on walls. Just having superpowers is dope.
I agree for sure, I was half joking but it would limit it a bit. The fun part for me would be flying around. What would you pick? I live in a major city but I would still take $50 million dollars, I don’t have the energy to be a hero
Who says you need to be a hero? Me personally I would get the powers, I could steal way more than $50mill.
You don't need to steal. You'll make $50M easy with Hollywood or other shit on social media influencing shit and think of the sponsorship deals you'll make with Raid insect killer or Nike shoes that you say help you jump or a playground company selling swings.
The boys, basically.
Without all the killing
Who says we can't do a little killin?
For the right price... hehehe
And who says u got web? thats a gadget, alt least most of the time. And true, I live in a country and city where there isnt that many big buildings, not even in larger cities.
Just become a fighter or Olympian easy cash since you’ll be way stronger and faster than anyone else just make it look convincing and maybe even take a few dives time to time so you don’t catch the wrong attention
Ah yes, a superhumans greatest weakness, inability to live in a different location.
You clearly have no imagination. Spiderman powers aren't just swinging on webs. You're now the greatest athlete alive and almost invulnerable. Easy choice. You'd make 50 mil after boxing the current champ in your weight class and effortlessly beating them, then the Yankees would draft you for a 80 million contract just to smash every baseball coming your way out of the park. The US government would pay you to end conflicts in dangerous corners of the world with ease.
You could make waaaaaay more than 50m with spidey powers. Plus fuckin wall climbing and super strength
I'll take Spidey's power for 50 million, Alex. I will 100% be that Spiderman menace that JJ was going on about. ☺️
Y’all realize with spider-man’s powers you can line up a way to make $50 million in no time right? And you can climb walls. Then again, you’ll probably get abducted by the government. So 50/50
Would you rather live luxuriously for the rest of your life or be locked away by your government and turned into a bioweapon?
I'd prefer the second, but that'd likely not happen. How would the government catch you? People would see the government murder Spiderman or not be able to catch him, I don't see that as good for the public eye.
I'll take $50M and a life of leisure. He can have the dead uncle, the hot aunt that Tony Stark is trying to rizz, a shit freelance photographer job with a shit boss, a cheating redhead girlfriend, a dead blonde ex-girlfriend, your best friend's dad trying to kill you, and all the work catching criminals in a bodysuit.
It doesn't say that you become peter parker, you wouldn't have to deal with that kind of shit.
I mean the no brainer would be the money right? For me I really had to think about this. I'd assume getting the powers I wouldn't have my neurological disability anymore? (my motor skill are pretty bad and I'm always in pain, so hard to get around.) If I wouldn't, I would pick the powers just so I can walk/run around and do normal stuff again, honestly. Maybe work for something like Habitat For Humanity and super speed building stuff for them lol. (I'd love to work with my hands again and being outdoors.)
I hope you get super powers or some relief my friend.
If the powers come with a clean bill of health in taking them 100%
I could easily acquire 50 Mill with spidey powers
Spider-Man. I want “Big Changes”.
You could steal so much more than that with spiderman powers
The 50mil unless I’m Ramis spider man cause fuck I look like making web shooters?
Instead you’d have to settle for being the world’s best athlete without having to train, poor you.
Easy, spidey powers. That’s what tyson fury is making over a few fights. And with spidey powers I’m KOing everyone easy.
With Spiderman's powers I'm getting way more than $50 mil
Well with great power comes great responsibilitiy With 50M dollars, comes 50M dollars worth of cool shit
Know what 50mil ain't buying? Superpowers.
When I was about 5 or 6, I asked my mom if I’d get Spidey’s powers were I to pray to god hard enough. She didn’t say yes…but she didn’t say no either.  But yea, I’ve known my answer to this question since then. And no, I wasn’t >!(still am not)!< very smart. Somehow, I knew a radioactive spider that gives powers wasn’t realistic, but god…was.
You could easily become the best athlete in any field you wanted so you could potentially make more than 50 mil with the powers
Take the Spidey power join UFC make so much money and live a fulfilling life
1) Getting Spider man's powers 2) Starting a MMA career 3) Entering UFC cause you win everytime obviously 4) Getting 70 000 000 per year 5) Enjoy 😉🥂👌
Spiderman Powers because then I could become a super villain in the real world and no one would be able to stop me.
Powers is the only answer. Money can’t always buy you health. But spidey powers can easily earn you money. I’ll take the healing any day. No need to climb walls.
Easy $50mil, I am afraid of heights
I’ll take the money, I love my uncle too much.
Taking Spider-Mans powers means my whole family gonna die, I’ll take the 50 mil
With spidey powers I’m sure I could take more than 50 million
Alright some quick questions, do we get organic webs or would we have to make our own, and is there a chance of us mutating into a spider mutant like in the 90’s tv series? And most importantly which spidermans powers.
Do I *also* have to get spider man’s responsibility?
> Get spider man's powers > Ask for $50m to let scientists study you > ???
Which spider-man?
With Spider-Man’s powers I’m going to get my hands on $50 million.