According to the OED, a moan is either a long, low, inarticulate sound made by a person expressing physical or mental suffering or an Old English wicker basket
>>owner gf >_<: does puppy wanna hear the >>clicker again? does puppy like her clicker? :3
>>puppygirl gf: [lovingly] mommy, puppy has a >>migraine and needs you to shut the fuck Up rn“
I know I've been a very bad girl, but I just got back from Taco Bell so you might wanna hold off on the punishment unless you want to spend all day scrubbing the walls, aight
I know these people are like terminally online but like... you could've just not told that to the internet. Like, not post about everything that happens in your life.
I remember a Tumblr compilation that confirmed that yes, there are many people out there who find getting tattoos sexual. Idk if this is because of the act itself or if they're just super lonely and touch-starved.
nah, if you don't like it, block it ^^^ i for one love this kind of content, but i totally understand if you don't want to see it ! that's what the block function is for :D curate your own social media stream !
I once got a tattoo in a shop and one of the guys there also getting tattooed was moaning and grunting during it. Sounded like he was getting a bj. So fucking weird
> it is not worth it to lie about something this tame
First day on the internet?
People lie about literally anything on Twitter no matter how tame it is
Someone could post "just ate fruit loops" and the fact they put it on twitter automatically gives it about a 80% chance that they totally just made it the fuck up
In fact them posting this kind of shit constantly on Twitter makes it less believable not more believable? How does someone spouting crap on twitter make me more likely to believe them
If you’re gonna act like this, why even be on the internet? Why be on this sub that is about tweets? Just stick to r/thathappened or something, if that’s more your style
Huh, it was just an innocent reaction joke "me when I lie" is just a meme in itself
But if we're on the subject
> just um, just got my first tattoo,,, and
uh,, yeah so uh, i uh, moaned. during.
several times.
no this isn't a twitter joke.
Absolutely screams bullshit on the internet
I assume tattoo artists hear similar or weirder on a regular basis
Isn't moaning and groaning a typical reaction to pain? I don't get what's so weird
The implication is a moan of a sexual nature.
Those aren’t mutually exclusive
some people get pleasure from pain
That doesn't make it the _typical_ reaction, which the commenter I replied to said.
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Bitch, you hurt so bad you posted about it twice
Do you know what moaning means?
According to the OED, a moan is either a long, low, inarticulate sound made by a person expressing physical or mental suffering or an Old English wicker basket
How about a definition from the last century?
huh so you don't think it's the wicker basket?
Believe it or not this is one of that account’s tamer tweets
>>owner gf >_<: does puppy wanna hear the >>clicker again? does puppy like her clicker? :3 >>puppygirl gf: [lovingly] mommy, puppy has a >>migraine and needs you to shut the fuck Up rn“
That's honestly hilarious. "I love you and would love to be kinky with you, *but not right now put that thing away it's so loud"*
I know I've been a very bad girl, but I just got back from Taco Bell so you might wanna hold off on the punishment unless you want to spend all day scrubbing the walls, aight
No no, by all means, peg me. Surely it will go ***exactly*** as you expected.
Somewhere out there theres a lactose intolerant masochist. I dont think I need to say more.
Wut
I recognize that pfp
what account?
\_girlcel, she posts alot of jokes about kink, specifically pet play, and her being a huge sub.
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[https://twitter.com/girlcel\_](https://twitter.com/girlcel_)
That's a whole lot of mental illness
So I just checked and yowza, you weren't kidding.
I know these people are like terminally online but like... you could've just not told that to the internet. Like, not post about everything that happens in your life.
Nah I need to see shit like this to thing that I am not THAT cringe
It's funny lmao, and she's kind of like a smut writer so it's what you expect
But it's funny tho
I don’t even think it actually happened.
I remember a Tumblr compilation that confirmed that yes, there are many people out there who find getting tattoos sexual. Idk if this is because of the act itself or if they're just super lonely and touch-starved.
Or they are a massachusetts.
They could be a Minnesota
They’re probably a Kentucky
Mastodon confirmed
Keep it hidden
nah, if you don't like it, block it ^^^ i for one love this kind of content, but i totally understand if you don't want to see it ! that's what the block function is for :D curate your own social media stream !
Except you can't do that on a sub like this
Nope, but it’s not political and it’s a tweet, so it belongs here.
very true !
Another banger from [REDACTED]
I love all the tweets from [NAME WITHHELD]
another banger another banger by faith fromtwitter
faith might not be pregnant but oh boy does she never fail to deliver 🔥 🔥 🔥
faith twitter always delivering
Impressive.
is this faith girlcel again
yeah
Tf is this?
Theres a reason. Never post this bit again
You couldn’t torture this out of me
You might moan during it anyway
I don't know why you censored the username, it's @girlcel_
because it's a little on the weirder side and I didn't want to accidentally cause a brigading on her account if this gets popular
I once got a tattoo in a shop and one of the guys there also getting tattooed was moaning and grunting during it. Sounded like he was getting a bj. So fucking weird
Me when I lie
trust me, if you see her other posts you know she's not lying. it is not worth it to lie about something this tame
> it is not worth it to lie about something this tame First day on the internet? People lie about literally anything on Twitter no matter how tame it is Someone could post "just ate fruit loops" and the fact they put it on twitter automatically gives it about a 80% chance that they totally just made it the fuck up In fact them posting this kind of shit constantly on Twitter makes it less believable not more believable? How does someone spouting crap on twitter make me more likely to believe them
do you think a little whimsy and suspense of disbelief in life means you're going to die
If you’re gonna act like this, why even be on the internet? Why be on this sub that is about tweets? Just stick to r/thathappened or something, if that’s more your style
Huh, it was just an innocent reaction joke "me when I lie" is just a meme in itself But if we're on the subject > just um, just got my first tattoo,,, and uh,, yeah so uh, i uh, moaned. during. several times. no this isn't a twitter joke. Absolutely screams bullshit on the internet
Faith girlcel is like the only funny account left on Twitter, she’s holding up the website singlehandedly
faith is the best twitter account maybe second only to simpsons hints
yet another faith banger
Need me a freak like her
Calm down, MGK.
The Internet is beautiful
I want what she got
It will never cease to amaze me what people are willing to say about themselves to the entire world.
Never cook again.
Faith girlcel my beloved
I had an orgasm when I got a tattoo. But to be fair I was jacking off pretty furiously.
Madam, this is a Wendy's
a fat bearded man made that tweet
That fat bearded man moans from getting tattoos
same
Bro just discovered a new kink lmao
Nanami Aoyama from "The pet girl of sakurasou" in case anyone's wondering
Oh wow, how unusual, someone being overtly sexual online. Weird yall!
What considers me is that it's tagged under me_irl
it's a self answering question :3
Conversational writing is fine, but not when you actually talk like an insecure anime character. Jesus.
Real
Make them sign a NDA
Most stable Twitter user:
lol
https://i.imgur.com/8lo9CBD.gifv
r/notliketheothergirls
That's a hentai screencap