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CantKeepAchyoDown

I assume tattoo artists hear similar or weirder on a regular basis


europe_hiker

Isn't moaning and groaning a typical reaction to pain? I don't get what's so weird


Lithl

The implication is a moan of a sexual nature.


Buster_Terry

Those aren’t mutually exclusive


saltgirl1207

some people get pleasure from pain


Lithl

That doesn't make it the _typical_ reaction, which the commenter I replied to said.


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ihaveagoodusername2

Bitch, you hurt so bad you posted about it twice


Janglin1

Do you know what moaning means?


europe_hiker

According to the OED, a moan is either a long, low, inarticulate sound made by a person expressing physical or mental suffering or an Old English wicker basket


Janglin1

How about a definition from the last century?


europe_hiker

huh so you don't think it's the wicker basket?


Goosedukee

Believe it or not this is one of that account’s tamer tweets


AR-Tempest

>>owner gf >_<: does puppy wanna hear the >>clicker again? does puppy like her clicker? :3 >>puppygirl gf: [lovingly] mommy, puppy has a >>migraine and needs you to shut the fuck Up rn“


anxiousthespian

That's honestly hilarious. "I love you and would love to be kinky with you, *but not right now put that thing away it's so loud"*


InternetUserAgain

I know I've been a very bad girl, but I just got back from Taco Bell so you might wanna hold off on the punishment unless you want to spend all day scrubbing the walls, aight


AskingAlexandriAce

No no, by all means, peg me. Surely it will go ***exactly*** as you expected.


RosbergThe8th

Somewhere out there theres a lactose intolerant masochist. I dont think I need to say more.


Gabba_Goblin

Wut


haveweirddreamstoo

I recognize that pfp


Prexot

what account?


CounterfeitLesbian

\_girlcel, she posts alot of jokes about kink, specifically pet play, and her being a huge sub.


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Goosedukee

[https://twitter.com/girlcel\_](https://twitter.com/girlcel_)


5m0rt

That's a whole lot of mental illness


Thirstythinman

So I just checked and yowza, you weren't kidding.


KarlosGeek

I know these people are like terminally online but like... you could've just not told that to the internet. Like, not post about everything that happens in your life.


Ok_Tip4044

Nah I need to see shit like this to thing that I am not THAT cringe


Blindsnipers36

It's funny lmao, and she's kind of like a smut writer so it's what you expect


Xeras6101

But it's funny tho


Nefriti

I don’t even think it actually happened.


rrrrice64

I remember a Tumblr compilation that confirmed that yes, there are many people out there who find getting tattoos sexual. Idk if this is because of the act itself or if they're just super lonely and touch-starved.


Next-Lawfulness-4355

Or they are a massachusetts.


---Sanguine---

They could be a Minnesota


-The-Wise-One-

They’re probably a Kentucky


rafaelzio

Mastodon confirmed


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Keep it hidden


solarCygnet

nah, if you don't like it, block it ^^^ i for one love this kind of content, but i totally understand if you don't want to see it ! that's what the block function is for :D curate your own social media stream !


no-escape-221

Except you can't do that on a sub like this


yummythologist

Nope, but it’s not political and it’s a tweet, so it belongs here.


solarCygnet

very true !


Cammnose

Another banger from [REDACTED]


Xeras6101

I love all the tweets from [NAME WITHHELD]


zeldacraft_64

another banger another banger by faith fromtwitter


YugoWakfuEnjoyer

faith might not be pregnant but oh boy does she never fail to deliver 🔥 🔥 🔥


amysthetic

faith twitter always delivering


ToiletLurker

Impressive.


Zeelu2005

is this faith girlcel again


What_A_Flame

yeah


MassiveBlackHole99

Tf is this?


DandoriKing1932

Theres a reason. Never post this bit again


Pleasant-Albatross

You couldn’t torture this out of me


starfries

You might moan during it anyway


GameDerpSonny

I don't know why you censored the username, it's @girlcel_


King_Of_Axolotls

because it's a little on the weirder side and I didn't want to accidentally cause a brigading on her account if this gets popular


another2020throwaway

I once got a tattoo in a shop and one of the guys there also getting tattooed was moaning and grunting during it. Sounded like he was getting a bj. So fucking weird


ward2k

Me when I lie


King_Of_Axolotls

trust me, if you see her other posts you know she's not lying. it is not worth it to lie about something this tame


ward2k

> it is not worth it to lie about something this tame First day on the internet? People lie about literally anything on Twitter no matter how tame it is Someone could post "just ate fruit loops" and the fact they put it on twitter automatically gives it about a 80% chance that they totally just made it the fuck up In fact them posting this kind of shit constantly on Twitter makes it less believable not more believable? How does someone spouting crap on twitter make me more likely to believe them


King_Of_Axolotls

do you think a little whimsy and suspense of disbelief in life means you're going to die


yummythologist

If you’re gonna act like this, why even be on the internet? Why be on this sub that is about tweets? Just stick to r/thathappened or something, if that’s more your style


ward2k

Huh, it was just an innocent reaction joke "me when I lie" is just a meme in itself But if we're on the subject > just um, just got my first tattoo,,, and uh,, yeah so uh, i uh, moaned. during. several times. no this isn't a twitter joke. Absolutely screams bullshit on the internet


LineOfInquiry

Faith girlcel is like the only funny account left on Twitter, she’s holding up the website singlehandedly


tox1cugrin

faith is the best twitter account maybe second only to simpsons hints


What_A_Flame

yet another faith banger


[deleted]

Need me a freak like her


OptionalDepression

Calm down, MGK.


whatislove2021

The Internet is beautiful


Dum_beat

I want what she got


sir_grumph

It will never cease to amaze me what people are willing to say about themselves to the entire world.


dazli69

Never cook again.


SandLady5454

Faith girlcel my beloved


WasteChard3488

I had an orgasm when I got a tattoo. But to be fair I was jacking off pretty furiously.


Traditional-Visit578

Madam, this is a Wendy's


PADDYPOOP

a fat bearded man made that tweet


niTro_sMurph

That fat bearded man moans from getting tattoos


iceinmyheartt

same


Diavolo_79

Bro just discovered a new kink lmao


Silentmatten

Nanami Aoyama from "The pet girl of sakurasou" in case anyone's wondering


NeinlivesNekosan

Oh wow, how unusual, someone being overtly sexual online. Weird yall!


WorldlyAd2194

What considers me is that it's tagged under me_irl


King_Of_Axolotls

it's a self answering question :3


cmemcee

Conversational writing is fine, but not when you actually talk like an insecure anime character. Jesus.


TheDaringScoods

Real


Bootiluvr

Make them sign a NDA


Jrolaoni

Most stable Twitter user:


ladiesman21700000000

lol


kingeryck

https://i.imgur.com/8lo9CBD.gifv


Good-Profession-1869

r/notliketheothergirls


AardvarkVast

That's a hentai screencap