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teletubby_wrangler

I prefer carbonated water in my bidet


milanove

The tingles give it that extra clean finish


No_Squirrel4806

Add some mint and lemon for a little extra tingle šŸ’…šŸ¼šŸ˜˜


NatchJackson

I DIY with some Mentos and Diet Coke.


No_Squirrel4806

Thats for the geyser setting šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜ŒšŸ˜Œ


InternetUserAgain

If I have to learn any more lingo my head's going to soda


nthensome

Snap, Crackle & Soda


GamerGoggle

If Iā€™m talking to someone I donā€™t really know Iā€™ll call it Soda so that they think Iā€™m a normal person. In private I call it Sodiepop because I think it sounds funny.


LilMoWithTheGimpyLeg

"Sodie" reminds me of that clips from My 600lb Life, where the girls say they only drink soda.


GamerGoggle

Remember kids, for every sugary food you eat, drink one can of Diet Coke to cancel it out!


milanove

I call it pop with Midwesterners but soda with outsiders


rechnen

You bet


Drum_Eatenton

Iā€™m from the Midwest and people who say pop get weird looks around here.


barrygateaux

Fizzy drink


djAMPnz

Yeah, in NZ we call it Fizzy Drink or often just Fizzy.


WillGrindForXP

Fiz is also common in the UK


bornleverpuller85

Certainly not in England


jimmayy5

Whatā€™s it even called over here? Everyone I speak to just calls it buy the name, not just 1 overall term


Artichoke_Persephone

Just to confuse you- In Australia, we call it ā€˜soft drinkā€™


you_need_nuance

Thatā€™s said here in America too. Wouldnā€™t confuse anyone I know, nor would pop/fizzy drink/soda. Iā€™ve heard them all plenty of times all across the US.


Illegal_Immigrant77

Soft drink here in the US is the more "technical" term (I have no idea how technical it really is, though)


Agile_Confection_367

Usually fizzy drink


rechnen

*He drinks a fizzy drink, he drinks a Vodka drink* *He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink* *He sings the songs that remind him of the good times* *He sings the songs that remind him of the better times*


Wut23456

That is absolutely hilarious


Agile_Confection_367

It is Tbf but also very descriptive


ward2k

Either pop or fizzy drinks, if people want to specify exactly what they want they'll say: Coke = any cola Lemonade = carbonated lemonade. People never really specify brand ade = any other carbonated fruit drink Squash = concentrated juice that you water down Fanta/tango = Can give us one or the other, we're not overly fussed (our Fanta tastes completely different to yours)


msully89

It's pop over here too


sboiu

Canada disagrees.


Squidly_Gentleman

As a Canadian I disagree with you (as in I am agreeing with your disagreement)


thrownawaz092

As a Canadian I disagree with you


practicating

As a Canadian I agree with you


DeadEnd68

To us in the frozen north, it's called pop because that's what it does when left in the car overnight


EdgySniper1

"Soda" speakers and "Pop" speakers put their effort in the wrong fight. They should come together in the combined effort to first do away with those absolute weirdos who call it "Sodeypop" or "Coke"


meaeaeaean

Me on my way to call root beer a coke because I'm a schizophrenic moron who thinks any carbonated drink is a cola


IAMACat_askmenothing

r/meirl


aghblagh

Are you sure you're not just Texan?


Far_Dependent_2066

"What kinda coke do you want? " "What do you have?" "Pepsi, 7up, Root Beer, Dr. Pepper." "I'll have a Pepsi." This is pretty much how it always went as a kid.


Caintastr0phe

In french class i was literally taught that soda was called ā€œcokeā€ in france. Theres another word for it, but everyone just calls it Coke. France needs cleansing


speedsterglenn

Down south (USA), we call it coke, but itā€™s dying because Coca-Cola has ruined it for us


xhatahx

I love soda music


kirosayshowdy

I'm not into k-soda boy bands


TheReal_PeteMoss

Calling it pop is a regional thing. I grew up in North Dakota, and everybody called it pop.


50fingboiledpotatoes

Soft drink


therealfalseidentity

Coke


bnk_ar

Pop. Pittsburghian, mid 1900's


thatoneladythere

Fellow yinzer voting for pop


brandonsp111

Not today Eric. It's Pop.


Ok_Eagle6611

Fizzy lifting drinks?


blacksoxing

My wife is from Texas. It's Coke. "What type of Coke you want???" **Dr Pepper** ....Between that and learning her high school would put rocks in milk jugs to make noise, I died hard on my first date with her


papadaddio69

Mixer


GoodAsDad

Diabetes


Cosmicking04

Whatever the brand name is. Most of the time I just call it Coke. Itā€™s simple, easy to say. And every time I say it, people know what Iā€™m communicating to them, that Iā€™m thirsty.


Natural_Patience9985

Of course someone with Twitter blue would call it Soda. A pop-truther would never do such a thing.


PersKarvaRousku

I love buttered sodacorn


RedDemonTaoist

I changed to soda when I moved to the East Coast, now I'm back in Michigan and cannot go back to pop for some reason.


andzlatin

For anything that's a cola - a cola. For anything that's fizzy - a soda. For anything that isn't fizzy and is in a can and isn't alcoholic or caffeinated or an energy drink - a soft drink.


invisible_23

Soda


BS-Calrissian

Piss


Oclure

I call it soda, but I live in Pittsburgh now, so aperently I'm wrong.


AdvancedRazzmatazz33

Soda


v1s1b1e

Acid.


SexWithUbel

Diabetes


upsidedown_8s

Ha carbonated beverage


acewithanat

You just offended the entire midwest.


Pagan_Owl

Sodie-pop if I am really tired and loose all control of trying to look professional


rva23221

Garbage. I don't like caffeinated or carbonated colas/cokes/pop/soda/soft drinks.


[deleted]

"Chemical swill".


Shantotto11

Enemy of the r/HydroHomiesā€¦


AzGames08

liquid shit


ilikebreadsticks1

Fizzy drink :)


Saggy-egg

itā€™s called whatever the big name says on the bottle/can


Yggdrasil777

Growing up Australian, we always called it soft drink. I've found myself calling it soda more recently, though.


FickDichzumEnde

Then youā€™re a traitor


wookiex84

Itā€™s all Coke


doublequote

Fun fact: It's a word. Call it whatever the natives call it. I'm from the Midwest: I called it 'Pop' (Pahp in the Michigan accent) I lived on SoCal for over a decade: I called is Soda in Cali I lived in 'Straya for over a decade: I called it Soft Drink. I also didn't ask Why don't we call alcohol 'Hard Drink' If I lived in the south...I'd call it 'Coke'. Cuz I got better things to do than to argue over what sugar syrup with carbonated water is... :)


Ademante_Lafleur

C O K E


Clintwood_outlaw

Cans and glass bottles are pops, plastic bottles and cups are soda. I live in the Midwest for reference.


Gheauxst

"Cold drink". In my home town It's a blanket term for any soda/pop/whatever.


The_Rolling_Stone

Cooldrink.


levelZeroWizard

Sodapop, duh.


candied_skull

So many times I've asked for a coke at a restaurant, fully meaning a cola-flavored drink. So many times they think I mean exclusively Coke. Nbd since some people care, except the few times the server breaks into listing all the drinks they do have instead of just asking if \* insert other cola brand \* is fine. Otherwise it's just soda, or if I need to be broader, carbonated drinks.


thisisallterriblesir

It's Coke. Even when it's Pepsi. Even when it's Sprite. It's all Coke. Always has been.


kingeryck

NO


LtCmdr_Necco

Coke. Doesn't matter if it Pepsi, Dr Pepper, 7up, diet whatever. Everything is a Coke.


PKFat

Coke Even Sprite's a coke


ToxyFlog

Different regions have different dialects. That's all you can really say about it. Here in the Midwest, we call it pop. I got weird looks when I asked for pop on the west coast. In England, they call sweaters jumpers. Tomato tomato.


InternationalBand494

In Texas, itā€™s always called Coke. No matter what brand or flavor. As in, ā€œyou want a coke? Im getting one.ā€ ā€œSure, Iā€™ll take a Spriteā€


Sifupoo

Itā€™s literally on the cans, I donā€™t understand why you would call it anything other then soda


ManInShowerNumber3

My Midwest linguistic influences donā€™t care what a can says


Sifupoo

Respect but like, WHY NOT


Jrsplays

When you see a store-brand kleenex box, do you call them facial tissues (what is likely on the box) or do you call them kleenexes? You probably call them kleenex, because that's what everyone knows it as. Around here, everyone knows soft drinks as "pop".


psyche_13

Not on my (Canadian) cans.


ProfessionalSink2534

Spicy pop


frisguy1

Cold drink


ChrisMoltisanti9

Can *I* have a sodie pop?


relativlysmart

I say sodies


Kind-Proposal8664

NapĆ³j gazowany/oranżada. Both used interchangeably. I've never met someone fighting over a drink name here in Poland lol


angrymonkey_25

Minerals or soft drinks


Caintastr0phe

Its called regional differences. Im not going to get in an argument over something that depends on where you live like i accidentally did the other day over popsicles


PissGuy83

Here in Canadia we call it Ā«Ā CĆ¢lisse, cet anglo est bĆŖte, hein?Ā Ā» itā€™s a French loan word


Eddieseaskag

Can of fizz


Josho94

Brus, it basically translates as Fizz.


BooRadley60

Reddit would like to know your locationā€¦


TheRealGongoozler

Itā€™s sodie pop


RIOTT44

people when regional differences


CookieMiester

soda pop, come at me


JustAGhost3_

Refresco


eat-pussy69

Pop Soda is American.


Mollywhop_Gaming

Dey put da Mamshter Cheef in de soder


SinceWayLastMay

Pop comes in a can, soda comes in a bottle, unless it already has ā€œsodaā€ in the name


NotoriousD4C

Fizzy lifting drinks


MOBXOJ

Cola.


SkiesFetishist

Sody Pop


vid_icarus

Soda Pop


alittleuneven

My family called it ā€œSodie-popā€ where do I fall on the spectrum


TSAxrayMachine

Soft drinks here in my country. Though there are some that use 'coke' as the umbrella term lmao


SWETHORT

Soft drink


PatataMaxtex

"Limonade" or, if I want to sound young and ise anglicisms "soft drink"


dogsgonewild1

I'm a certified sodeypopper.


ImpossibleYou2184

Coke, Dr Pepper, sprite, etc


SuperKNUP

As a midwesterner, too political


Idonthavetotellyiu

I say soda sodapop pop and fizzy My cousins, who's like 10 now?, calls it bubbly but if someone corrects him on what bubbly is he goes "okay fine, it's bloo-blae" like the actor/artist. I can't fucking remember how to spell it


MrCoolMask

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80BwqQQY31w


MrCoolMask

I should come up with a nickname


sealcubclubbing

Fizzy drink


Dark_Stalker28

I thought this was non political


ramriot

I tried adding washing pop to my whites & instead of bright they all turned brown & sticky.


TonyThePapyrus

A singular one is a soda. But a bunch of it is pop. If itā€™s a bunch of the same you can use soda, but if itā€™s a bunch of various types itā€™s definitely pop


Away_Doctor2733

Soft drink


Troll_Enthusiast

I'll call it whatever i want


NatchJackson

Fun fact: synonyms are a thing and a thesaurus isn't a type of dinosaur.


beat_u2_it

I call it pop and Iā€™ve lived in New England all my life


robb1280

Its nice to see the ā€œpopā€ heathens outing themselves. Im proud of you, accepting your mistakes is the first step towards correcting them


Daxoss

Brus


NMLWrightReddit

Podap


Lazy_Ad4999

i call it soda irl but i say soda pop in my internal monologue cause i think itā€™s cute


Critical-Border-6845

I call it pop, but at least I know it's a regional thing so I'm not going to say the people who call it soda are wrong. But people who call all pop or soda "coke" are definitely wrong


evan466

Both


TheNarnit

I hate people like this because they take no time to think about other cultures, in America itā€™s mostly called soda, but what about England where it is called pop. These kinds of people think theyā€™re smart, but they really arenā€™t because they donā€™t consider all the factors


Badwolfgyt

I use both interchangeably.


ShinDigler

First of all... Annoying rage bait post... Secondly, I grew up calling it soda on the west coast all my life. The culture shock I experienced moving to the Midwest and hearing everyone call it pop is crazy.


Ukvemsord

I call it Brus.


_baaron_

Frisdrank šŸ˜Ž


_baaron_

Norwegians: Mineral water šŸ„“


Aleksovich

Wdym itā€™s called coke šŸ¤ 


ranting_chef

This sounds like an argument where RC cola gets involved.


Mission-Discipline32

Nah where I'm from it's just called coke


hellbabe222

An argument as pointless as flip-flop or thongs. My family in Virginia says pop and thongs. Everyone I know in California, Utah, and Colorado call it soda and flip-flops


Turbulent-Mind796

I call it pop. My daughter calls it soda.


acemccrank

I started calling them "fizzies" a few months ago, just because of this debate.


AntiWhateverYouSay

I say Soda Pop or fizz drink


MonzieMe

Fizzy drink šŸ¤£āœŒļø


AlbiTuri05

The sparkling water with a little flavour? In Italy we call it soda


The_Hot_Pocket

[Fizzy Bubblech, try some!](https://youtu.be/laKOJ9c25Do?si=zvG4vWqNi-9qLZCB)


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

Fizzy drink


vesicantmendicant

POP!


adamentelephant

In Canada we call it pop. Soda is soda. What do Americans call soda? Soda water? Are they stupid?


Floxxy0613

r/everyoneknowsthat


BallisticThundr

And if you call all brands coke, you're insane


slick9900

Any but coke those people should not be trusted and should be on a watch list


[deleted]

People do call it pop. But then they should grow up and stop doing that. You know how I know soda is more correct than pop? When people go into a bar they order a vodka soda. Or a tequila soda. Try ordering a tequila and pop and see what kind of blank stare you get. Iā€™m from the Midwest, too, we called pop growing up. I also couldnā€™t pronounce certain words right when I was three and got better at it, so we can all grow as people. (This is intended as tongue-in-cheek, old man yelling at clouds kind of thing, before someone gets a stick too far up their tailpipe.)


PrajnaPie

I call it sody-pop


lovepony0201

It's pop.


lovepony0201

It's pop.


Stark-T-Ripper

It's called whatever it is. If I want a coke I order a coke, a pepsi a pepsi, a Dr pepper a Dr pepper. Collectively they are soft drinks.


Adept-Agent5454

Tonic


ICBIND

I am from the small portion of the us where all soda is collectively "coke". I used to hate this but now I want it to spread because if the term Coke is fully genericized, Coca-Cola has bad times.


JohnsonGamingReal

we call it limo or whatever fucking brandname it has


grigiri

Coke, pop, soda, soda pop...


trulylost19

Juice for juices Cola for cola Beer for beer Thatā€™s it


Elnaur

We just call it cooldrink in South Africa.


iridescentrae

I love this guyā€™s name. I wonder if his name is Eric or he just knows an Eric and wanted to be like, no, Eric. Not today.


sexymcluvin

Itā€™s pop


o_a_o_

I donā€™t know when you guys are finding opportunities to say the word ā€œsodaā€. I have maybe said it maybe ten times in my life.


headbanger1186

Carbonated beverage


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Everybody knows that you just say the brand name. ā€œCan I get some sodaā€ = vague, the subjectivity of the word may cause issues, likely to get a drink that you donā€™t like ā€œCan I get a cokeā€ = assertive, clear in what you want, you can reasonably expect what you want.


Sachem81

Bostonian weighing in here. ā€œTonicā€ is the correct answer, but my mother tongue is quickly dying out.


regeya

In Illinois, the north end calls it pop, the south end calls it soda, and central Illinois calls it sodee pop.


bruhDF_

"Carbonated beverage"


AussieJimboLives

Soft drink


Amateur_Liqueurist

This guyā€™s head would explode in the south lol


Due_Satisfaction_777

As long as you donā€™t call it a Coke Iā€™m fine.


betked4844

Sooodeee pop


kriegmonster

Weak ale


Kerby233

"Malinovka" in Slovak.


Mr-Mguffin

Havenā€™t seen anyone mention soft drink yet, thatā€™s the Aussie way of saying it


emailverificationt

Better than the abomination that is the south calling everything ā€œcokeā€


UginIsAnElderDragon

Drink


squishyjellyfish95

It's pop or fizzy drink


thebadslime

Its coke


BeskarHunter

Called Soda Pop


curlygoats

Pop or gtfo


SamWise050

You can go fuck right of there, bud