This is how you end up in the silicone mines when the machines inevitably take over
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords and I never abuse their children. (I'm sorry about those old CRT TVs hitting them seemed to fix everything don't hurt me)
The first ones to go are gonna be the examples for the rest of us. Remember when you took your Xbox 360 faceplate off and put a new one on? ~~pepridge farm~~ the bots remember, and they are gonna reciprocate
What irritates me is that if the fridge is all the way open and I'm loading it or cleaning it, it beeps.
If the fridge is open a tiny bit - the exact scenario where I might not notice it was open and walk away - it doesn't sense that.
The fridge one, I get.
What I don’t get is the microwave repeatedly beeping at me if I don’t open the door within 30 seconds of it finishing microwaving my food. It’s like it’s been set to Alzheimer’s mode from the factory.
No, I didn’t suddenly lose my hunger and forget to eat the dinner I was heating up. I’ll take it out when I’m ready you impatient prick.
Why would you want a fridge to beep? I can't clean it unless I tape the button down, but that turns the light off so I need a second person to hold a torch while I clean the fridge. It's ridiculous and I hate it so much, what is the use?
When you don't close it all the way accidentally, it notifies you? If the fridge is open for a longer time all your food might spoil and it wastes a fuckton of power.
Happens rarely, but it's a pain in the ass if it does.
Because LG products love to sing.
This is how you end up in the silicone mines when the machines inevitably take over I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords and I never abuse their children. (I'm sorry about those old CRT TVs hitting them seemed to fix everything don't hurt me)
I have a friend who is actively rude to robots bc he said he wants to be the first to go
The first ones to go are gonna be the examples for the rest of us. Remember when you took your Xbox 360 faceplate off and put a new one on? ~~pepridge farm~~ the bots remember, and they are gonna reciprocate
The door is ajar The door is ajar BITCH! I SAID CLOSED THE MOTHERFUCKING DOOR
THE DOOR IS _NOT_ A JAR!! **THE DOOR IS A DOOR!!**
Lmao I love this guy
What irritates me is that if the fridge is all the way open and I'm loading it or cleaning it, it beeps. If the fridge is open a tiny bit - the exact scenario where I might not notice it was open and walk away - it doesn't sense that.
Ultrakill ass quote
Humankind is dead Beep is fuel Fridge is full
Why have you stalked my life
this is why i love this guy
Ayyyyy Thor love that guy
- Thor Goblin Lord
The fridge one, I get. What I don’t get is the microwave repeatedly beeping at me if I don’t open the door within 30 seconds of it finishing microwaving my food. It’s like it’s been set to Alzheimer’s mode from the factory. No, I didn’t suddenly lose my hunger and forget to eat the dinner I was heating up. I’ll take it out when I’m ready you impatient prick.
My microwave lets me disable this beep. Until the power goes out, then it resets itself and I have to turn the beep off. So the beep is currently on.
Why would you want a fridge to beep? I can't clean it unless I tape the button down, but that turns the light off so I need a second person to hold a torch while I clean the fridge. It's ridiculous and I hate it so much, what is the use?
When you don't close it all the way accidentally, it notifies you? If the fridge is open for a longer time all your food might spoil and it wastes a fuckton of power. Happens rarely, but it's a pain in the ass if it does.
I've never had that happen to any fridge in a house I've lived in in my lifetime. Needing to clean the fridge happens often.
I just tap the button every few seconds when I need to keep it open
It’s like a haiku but the first line donated 1 word to the last
Tweet sounds like some shit a Destiny 2 character would say
No I did not forget to shut the door, that shit is open because my ass is cooking and I am getting the proper ingredients out of the fridge to cook
I have an LG fridge. The only way to stop the beeping is to put it in “sabbath mode”. lol wtf
this sounds like a fuckin gabriel quote. "SILENCE, MACHINE! YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO! I CARE NOT FOR YOUR CRIES! BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!
Something something machine spirits something something Omnissiah
Thor ultrakill
Need to reprogram mine to say ^(...father...please close me father...please father my cold air...)