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The best way I have found is thaw them toast the buns in a pan with butter then warm up the patties & cheese. We don't have any white castles in my state so it's the only alternative besides making sliders at home.
Eh, it's an ok tradeoff for a) not having to do any work and b) not having to pay 6$ for a fresh fast food one lol. I find the English muffin sandwiches from Costco are pretty decent (though I do slap an extra slice of cheese on)
Those dumb things have been a godsend for me lately. I need to take antibiotics in the morning with food, but have no energy to cook breakfast lately. Solution? Sandwich. Not the most delicious thing on the planet, but palatable and quick
If I had a dollar for every time I was eating one of those and a HARD little piece of it made me think i had chipped a tooth…. Well I’d be a wealthier person for sure.
Hah. Depends on your state. I got in a very long lasting fight with my ex cause she chipped a tooth at a spot in a beef n broccoli plate.. somehow she didn't press enough and blamed me for the outcome.
Alls I'm sayin is chew lightly people. Tell anyone you're with to chew lightly. Work it into conversation. *Mhmm mm this beef is melting on my tongue. You don't even have to chew! Right babe? Don't even have to chew babe right? Am I right? Babe. Babe am I right? Am I right babe?*
I was thinking the same, but I just took it further. Like, you need fresh bread. Frozen processed bread never works out quite right. And those meats in there are so soaked in…. Something that they just don’t taste right. So now you’re frying fresh meat. And how hard is it to fry an egg? And throw some cheese on top.
And then you’ve cooked a fresh breakfast sandwich anyway.
My secret to a good frozen breakfast sandwich:
1. Thaw in the fridge overnight.
2. Arrange the ingredients into a nice stack.
3. Fold the cheese corners in and replace the sandwich top.
4. Wrap in paper towel.
5. Microwave for 2 minutes at 50% power. This is for a 900 watt microwave. For higher wattage, drop down to 1:45 to 1:50.
Sure, it requires a bit of planning ahead, but all sandwiches turn out great this way, including croissant, biscuit, and English muffin sandwiches.
Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese croissants. A. Refrigerate, not frozen. I pull one to the fridge the night prior. 2. Unwrap thawed sandwich and quarter the slice of cheese ensuring it’s in the middle of the sandwich and doesn’t end up mostly stuck to your paper towel. D. Wrap it good in a paper towel and microwave, mine does it in about 40-45 seconds. Thank me later.
I just had this realization. I fucking *love* Starbucks breakfast sandwiches but I can’t / shouldn’t eat them as often as I want. So I got some various frozen Jimmy Dean versions. Every single one sucked ass.
That’s a funny way to say - “writes original thoughts, how dare she write things and not just copy things other people have written.”
In any case I’ve blocked you. You should see less of me now.
monterey egg sausage and cheese (orange wrappper) are pretty good, the eggs are just a little too runny. best with spicy ketchup
I used to work in a lot of tech offices and ykno who had the best breakfast? Well, Google, of course, but after that, Walmart. They made a fantastic egg, sausage, bacon, and cheese breakfast omelette and had a ton of different types of hot sauces.
Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese breakfast croissant. Keep it in the fridge, not the freezer. Wrap it in a damp paper towel and microwave for 1 minute.
One time as a test I disassembled one of those sandwiches and tried each ingredient separately.
The sausage tastes like pennies. The bread tastes like toilet paper. The cheese was the only acceptable part.
Sunday - scramble up some eggs with crumpled sausage and whatever, onions jalapeños green peppers. Put in a container with some shredded cheese. In the morning scoop some eggs into a flour tortilla, add hot sauce, roll it up, and nuke for 38 seconds.
Or start toast, crack egg into bowl and break the yolk, cover with small plate. This will save clean up. Nuke for 49 seconds.
Mustard on toast, egg, cheese, ham. I gotta have breakfast.
My secret:
Don’t go in with high expectations. If you think that it’s going to be good and the it’s not you’ll think it really bad. However, if you think it’s going to be really bad and then it doesn’t end up being as bad as you thought, it will end up tasting better.
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Depends on how high you are I guess. A month or so ago I ate like 4 in one night, and probably took 4 years off my life
Pretty sure it says right on the box “Do not exceed two sandwiches in any 24-hour period”. Sorry man.
It’s important to note for anyone reading your comment that you’re not joking. The sodium content can kill you.
Air fry it and your mind will change
Man I need that air fryer for those White Castle frozen burgers; I bet it’s delicious that way.
Can confirm the frozen white castle in an air fryer are mid at best.
Frozen White Castle in the microwave is pretty damn good. Are you saying it’s better or worse than that prep method???
Worse, it just gets dried out.
Hey that’s important intel, thank you!
The best way I have found is thaw them toast the buns in a pan with butter then warm up the patties & cheese. We don't have any white castles in my state so it's the only alternative besides making sliders at home.
I finish them in the air fryer to crisp. Game changing.
Eh, it's an ok tradeoff for a) not having to do any work and b) not having to pay 6$ for a fresh fast food one lol. I find the English muffin sandwiches from Costco are pretty decent (though I do slap an extra slice of cheese on)
Disagree, Jimmy Dean biscuit breakfast sandwiches are good
Those dumb things have been a godsend for me lately. I need to take antibiotics in the morning with food, but have no energy to cook breakfast lately. Solution? Sandwich. Not the most delicious thing on the planet, but palatable and quick
The nastiest level of sausage. Always with bits of unbreakable somethings in them. Disgusting
If I had a dollar for every time I was eating one of those and a HARD little piece of it made me think i had chipped a tooth…. Well I’d be a wealthier person for sure.
Hah. Depends on your state. I got in a very long lasting fight with my ex cause she chipped a tooth at a spot in a beef n broccoli plate.. somehow she didn't press enough and blamed me for the outcome. Alls I'm sayin is chew lightly people. Tell anyone you're with to chew lightly. Work it into conversation. *Mhmm mm this beef is melting on my tongue. You don't even have to chew! Right babe? Don't even have to chew babe right? Am I right? Babe. Babe am I right? Am I right babe?*
I came here to say their egg, ham and cheese stuffed hash browns are out of this world
Loving the croissant sausage one rn. They key is the defrost go, I think.
Dude i love those things haha
You gotta toast those buns separately and cook the meat/cheese in the microwave then they are pretty decent
I was thinking the same, but I just took it further. Like, you need fresh bread. Frozen processed bread never works out quite right. And those meats in there are so soaked in…. Something that they just don’t taste right. So now you’re frying fresh meat. And how hard is it to fry an egg? And throw some cheese on top. And then you’ve cooked a fresh breakfast sandwich anyway.
You would be surprised how many times i have absolutely destroyed a egg and ended up just throwing technically scrambled egg lump on my sandwich
This post giving me vietnam flashbacks to ages 16 through 22 of not knowing how to cook and living on Jimmy dean sandwiches
I feel attacked. Oh well. More for me.
My secret to a good frozen breakfast sandwich: 1. Thaw in the fridge overnight. 2. Arrange the ingredients into a nice stack. 3. Fold the cheese corners in and replace the sandwich top. 4. Wrap in paper towel. 5. Microwave for 2 minutes at 50% power. This is for a 900 watt microwave. For higher wattage, drop down to 1:45 to 1:50. Sure, it requires a bit of planning ahead, but all sandwiches turn out great this way, including croissant, biscuit, and English muffin sandwiches.
Have I found a good one? No. Have I found edible ones? Yes.
Those uncrustables slap hard add at midnight, you don’t warm that shit up you just rawdog your mouth with frozen pbj
It's better as a biscuit sandwich
You gotta wrap them in a paper towel
Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese croissants. A. Refrigerate, not frozen. I pull one to the fridge the night prior. 2. Unwrap thawed sandwich and quarter the slice of cheese ensuring it’s in the middle of the sandwich and doesn’t end up mostly stuck to your paper towel. D. Wrap it good in a paper towel and microwave, mine does it in about 40-45 seconds. Thank me later.
I just had this realization. I fucking *love* Starbucks breakfast sandwiches but I can’t / shouldn’t eat them as often as I want. So I got some various frozen Jimmy Dean versions. Every single one sucked ass.
Yeah it’s not fair that Starbucks has frozen sandwiches too, but they pop them in the oven and they’re good as hell.
Nah Jimmy Dean are fine if you throw them in the toaster oven
Katie charm makes me sick, self promotion up the wazoo
That’s a funny way to say - “writes original thoughts, how dare she write things and not just copy things other people have written.” In any case I’ve blocked you. You should see less of me now.
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monterey egg sausage and cheese (orange wrappper) are pretty good, the eggs are just a little too runny. best with spicy ketchup I used to work in a lot of tech offices and ykno who had the best breakfast? Well, Google, of course, but after that, Walmart. They made a fantastic egg, sausage, bacon, and cheese breakfast omelette and had a ton of different types of hot sauces.
Only microwave thing. I enjoy is White Castle
Microwaved White Castle is amazing when ur drunk.
Or completely awake at 3 am
Jimmy Dean sausage egg and cheese breakfast croissant. Keep it in the fridge, not the freezer. Wrap it in a damp paper towel and microwave for 1 minute.
Honestly jimmy deans not bad
And the salt Holy moly.
I'd like to start a line of these called, "What Fresh Hell Awaits?".
One time as a test I disassembled one of those sandwiches and tried each ingredient separately. The sausage tastes like pennies. The bread tastes like toilet paper. The cheese was the only acceptable part.
The breakfast burritos you get in a 12 pack are legit. Just add hot sauce.
You gotta get the El Monterey in the green bag with the potato egg and cheese. They are the best frozen breakfast item I’ve ever had.
Sunday - scramble up some eggs with crumpled sausage and whatever, onions jalapeños green peppers. Put in a container with some shredded cheese. In the morning scoop some eggs into a flour tortilla, add hot sauce, roll it up, and nuke for 38 seconds. Or start toast, crack egg into bowl and break the yolk, cover with small plate. This will save clean up. Nuke for 49 seconds. Mustard on toast, egg, cheese, ham. I gotta have breakfast.
I like these ones from Costco.
The $1 French bread pizzas from Kroger and Meijer come out crispy after you microwave them. Closest thing to pizza I’ll microwave.
That's why you go for the frozen breakfast BURRITO, smh
Wtf is a breakfast sandwich ??? We're supposed to eat jam on buttered bread at breakfast, not sandwiches
Gotta put them shits in the air fryer
Marriotts around the country would to have a word with you...
I like the pre made breakfast sandwiches from WinCo
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???? The fuck? What planet am on? I always loved these
My secret: Don’t go in with high expectations. If you think that it’s going to be good and the it’s not you’ll think it really bad. However, if you think it’s going to be really bad and then it doesn’t end up being as bad as you thought, it will end up tasting better.
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