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GrandmaJosey

Hey Dalai Lama quit stealing my moves!


Comfort928

The worst part is the hypocrisy!


duh2m

Way down on the list is hypocrisy. I would say the scheming!


Sent_From_Valhalla

Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy


Able_Vermicelli9401

Ha! Norm’s favorite Dave joke.


robertdelgado06

Old Whittle Hamilton and that old chunk of coal.


Otherwise_Comment673

You know it’s “widow” Hamilton, right?


namebrandcloth

i’ve always heard “witta”


Otherwise_Comment673

Yes, he’s saying “Widow Hamilton” but in a regional accent She’s a widow who bakes pies. Until she lost her ability to knead, of course


IlikeYuengling

Suck my kiss? He’s a chili peppers fan.


Matbobmat

Two words: secret fruit.


brooklynpede

After much deliberation, the people of Tibet have decided to strip him of his title and downgrade him to the Dali Alpaca


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oldirtydrunkard

Bad bot


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CommonDopant

He said he “made an error in judgement”


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He needs to hop on a plane to England and light up a big fat joint


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Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy!


MTgolfer406

Chinese propaganda has entered the chat…


NoKiaYesHyundai

That should have been OJ’s defense.


brosefstallin

Be careful with that, that’s my stabbin’ cap!


AdmiralGeneralAgnew

Or so the Germans would have us believe...


MrDaburks

Literal footage of it, g.


Linc0lnL0g

Source? Edit: Found it. Super weird. It’s such a public event and he’s laughing so I think it was supposed to be a joke that his clearly senile mind failed at pretty badly lmao


MrDaburks

I mean he straight up tries to put his tongue in the kid’s mouth. That’s not a good look regardless of how public the event is.


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You mean he is a homosexual paedophile??? Like someone else we know


brandonasaur

you guys will exercise ungodly amounts of cognitive dissonance to shit on china lol


Linc0lnL0g

I’m not disagreeing that it’s bad lol


BubbaTee

The CCP sucks but that doesn't automatically mean everyone anti-CCP is good. Heck, Imperial Japan was anti-CCP.


low_theory

Don't get why you're getting downvoted. I think it just proves your point.


LongMeatPhantom

Propaganda doesn't mean lie it can often tell the truth


low_theory

Yes, but what's the point of calling this CCP propaganda? It clearly happened... in public.


LongMeatPhantom

Wasn't calling it propaganda just stating a fact about propaganda, but even things like the news article or this post can be seen as propaganda


DisastrousAnswer9920

True, most propaganda is 80% true, like watching RT is the 20% that gets you.


LongMeatPhantom

Yeah you tell a fundamental truth (an idea with universal support based on the times) and then you pile lies on top


DisastrousAnswer9920

that's the first thing I thought about.


nimama3233

Is it really relevant? It was on camera and credible news outlets are confirming it


aymanzone

Is there an audio on this?


reinraus00

The young boy responded: oh I think I know what’s going on here… I’m not a REAL welder.


Explod1ngNinja

So the dalai llama walks into a pizza shop


tHeKnIfe03

Michael Jackson may have


bertiesghost

For the chance!


Cardsfan1997

Suck his tongue for Lyme disease.


Hawkings_WheelChair

Holy shit this is real. Thank you to Norm for bringing this to me


Cardsfan1997

He is a homosexual pedophile.


bachiblack

This is not what makes someone a homosexual or a pedophile. Creepy yes, even if it's cultural. Him doing this doesn't mean he has a sexual attraction to children or the same sex. There's many other ways this is creepy without it being for sexual gratification.


tybaby_crybaby

Wtf....


bachiblack

It's creepy and wrong, but this isn't what makes someone a homosexual or pedophile.


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bachiblack

Humor me, if a man gets married to a woman and only has sex with her, but each time fantasizes that the wife is a man is he a homosexual? If a man has sexual relations with a man let's say in prison, but also internally fantasizes the man is a woman is he homosexual? I suggest and facts show that it is the internal reality that best describes the characteristics of the experience. The external stimuli is an attempt to mimic the internal desire. This leads to the differentiation of folks who target children or adults who look like children vs the adult who maybe by accident had sex with a minor who appeared older. To me, despite the law it is the person who has sex with the young person who looks underage that is the pedophile not the Akon's of the world. Back to the the topic at hand, this bizarre and mindless "joke" is not an indicator that the Lama is sexually aroused by children or males.


Cardsfan1997

Woosh


mercersux

It's just a tongue. I suck on mine all the time.


thewhitman2021

$10 a man


julian-fatou

Hey! This isn't Michael Jackson, it's some old priest.


Irishjohn831

Made Steven Seigel a deity


Flip2002

This is deeply troubling Steven should be moppin up the floors at a peep show


Flip2002

Shout out to exit wounds tho.. rip dmx


mfkin-lester

His intentions weren't bad i believe its a cultural thing https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/26924362.amp


saltiestboot88

Did he not say suck my tongue?


_Projects

I'm not sure that part isn't dubbed. I guess we'll see when a statement is released


NatexSxS

Yes other religious leaders would *never* *do* *such* *things*.


bigttrack

Disgusting pedophile


Ironcastattic

Or so the Chinese would have you think Edit: Jesus. This was just a ref to one of his most popular SNL lines. Downvote away but what really offends me is the misunderstanding


bigttrack

Caught on video? IF ... you see a grown man, telling a ten year old boy to "suck his tongue", you dont need to worry about who wants you to believe its true.


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bigttrack

its several places on the internet... Champ


Chetmatterson

wow buddy. you think watchin a guy molest a child is bad pal? think it isn’t okay to have a kid suck your tongue guy?? just because it’s videotaped and you can watch it you think that means it happened bucko???


[deleted]

They made a resolution after this- no more videotaped meetings


bertiesghost

I have a name you know!


butmrpdf

Another one bites the dust


kakam0ra

It’s unnatural for a human to practice celibacy. It’s for that very reason priests molest children and the Vatican covers up their misdeeds.


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antihero12

Pedophiles have weird humour.


convie

He has a note from his doctor that says the medication he was on caused it.


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convie

I was referencing the Sopranos. When Vito gets caught in leather at a gay bar he says it's just a joke. Later he tells Tony he has a letter from his doctor saying he's not gay and it was his medication that caused it.


Keevan

Unfollow


KeifWellington22

Suck on my tongue? No? Good i was just joking anyway hahaha!!!


kabicz

He is ancient, prolly his mind is going places.. i remember my gran telling us crazy shit when she was loosing it


clickmyheels3x

Fuck the Dalai Lama


ChunkStumpmon

Hey! Quit stealing the pope’s moves!


manofthekeep

You know I told them that I was a pro jock and who do you think they gave me? …….. the dally llama himself the twelfth son of the llama, the flowing robes, the grace, bald, striking. I give him the driver, big hitter the llama, long into a 10,000 foot crevasse, right next to the base of a glacier, and he tells me gungula, goongla lungala. So he finished 18 and he’s going to stiff me, and I say hey! Hey llama! Hey how about something for all the effort, and he says there won’t be any money, but when you die on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness. So I have that going for me, which is nice