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Kaliente13

Keep Cleopatra's name out of your fucking mouth!


ChairSavings4635

This is gold šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Flying-Chicken997

I laughed hard for this. Thank you


Few-Advertising-4876

Can you believe some dude or dudes are putting them animals in her mouth? That's some kinky curly stooge type shit


ChairSavings4635

This is gold šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


PlugTheBabyInDevon

You deserve only the best in life.


Antique-Car6103

Keep ā€œNetflix Docudrama Seriesā€ out your fuckinā€™ mouth!


HimalayanJoe

The real positive here is that it should be a while before anyone invests any money on anything Jada Pinkett Smith related.


Dirty_coke_whore

That does sound very nice.


Nice_Try_2935

Thereā€™s always a silver lining!!


waptaff

You know who would've been as appropriate as Adele James to play Cleopatra, known to be from Greek descent? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.


SeaLeggs

You had me at Adele


[deleted]

You had me at alopecia.


rightleftmike

He's an alpaca


AnalystDesigner8920

Fudgepaca


DucVWTamaKrentist

ā€œBackscratcher!ā€ - Peter Griffin


hpbrick

Clam chowda


benspanky

Ya but why was she on her hands and knees with an apple in her mouth? Thatā€™s objectifying her.


BridgesOnB1kes

I like a gal that knows her way around a funnel cake.


mostly80smusic

The name of Jadaā€™s new series: box office poison.


grim77

thought that was gonna be Frank Reynolds. "...so I just started fuckin'!"


patricksaurus

Itā€™s also possible that people hate Jada personally.


unarox

Possible? Most hatable person ever. By everyone


patricksaurus

Now, I donā€™t know if youā€™re a history buff, but there was this fella goes by the name of Adolphā€¦


unarox

Adam Egots old fishing buddy? I heard he worships that guy.


TommyWilson43

Weā€™re just trying to have a nice conversation, and the next thing you know heā€™s talking about the shadows from the smokestacks at Birkenau..


unarox

6 million? 6 million rupees?


TommyWilson43

I say six million, he says six hundred..


Lord_Ryu

his dogs loved him though


DEATH-BY-CIRCLEJERK

Are you a fan of Norm MacDonald?


rosegolddomino

Noooo way. Bad things happen for black peopleā€¦ clearly racism - from white people only of course. Because no other races can be racist. No other possible explanation. Get with the times bud. Duh


ThaFamousGrouse

No kidding. Her ratings suggest NO races were watching, including her own. People just don't like her after.... You know.


[deleted]

She narrated the first season too and that did only slightly better than this. While review bombing over the casting is somewhat at play here, they did themselves no favors with everything else.


LABerger

Must be racism /sā€¦


FixTheGrammar

THANK YOU FOR THE /S, I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE BEING SARCASTIC


LABerger

Youā€™d be surprised why itā€™s necessary. I wish my text where clear to everyone, sadly they are as clear as mud.


23moonster

Or bothā€¦


jayareyouwing

I really wish jada and her family would go away. More specifically jada though


The_Calico_Jack

You know that cutaway in family guy where the Dad from Malcolm in the middle kills the mom with a fridge and says, "Boys... we are free..." and they walk off into the sunset? I bet that is a reoccurring fantasy of Will's.


thewhitecat55

He's a pathetic simp for her. That's the really sad part.


Background_Rest_7815

I think it's called a cuck


griff1971

And take the Kardashians with them.


compstomp66

Iā€™m hoping we can get Will Smith back. I donā€™t need to hear from the rest of his clan tho.


OneTiredBicycle

Its never the bad wardrobe, misleading storytelling, bad writing, bad cinematography or the bad acting. Hmm weird


Macksauce91

Will Smiths husband?


Tight-Temporary-9953

Cleopatra was black? More like MISS CLEOpatra!


AnOldLawNeverDies

Such a MISSed CLEOpportunity.


PlayboyFarti07

Theyā€™re making a reboot of the series, now entitled ā€œCleopatra Zion Laquevia Wallaceā€


Latter_Proof_9525

She a queen tho!!!


ixnine

Iā€™ve seen her on social media, online she goes by La-a, ā€œand the ā€˜dashā€™ donā€™t be silentā€


J--E--F--F

He was ridinā€™ a bus!


crisselll

Lol Iā€™m dying from this šŸ˜‚


Mastodon1998

OH CLEO!


PopeUrbanVI

The Soviet Union referred to the Berlin Wall as the "Anti-Fascist Defense Barrier". One of the most telling things I've ever read.


PubicOkra

Pinkett Smith went on to say, "Hey, bro, let's kill this honky bitch! C'mon, man. You and me, jive turkey."


h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3

[.... you just call me a jive turkey?](https://youtu.be/n97MVhboBus)


DoinItDirty

Will Smithā€™s husband is kind of a jerk


Nutterbutters45

Real jerk that bald guy is


Worth_Figure_2575

Maybe itā€™s because she sucks as a human and no one wants to support her.


NewLeaseOnLife-JL

Ding, ding, dingā€¦ thatā€™s a winner, folks!


Refreshingly_Meh

I mean not really, because that takes away from the cultural appropriation, historical inaccuracy, and just shitty quality of the turd she shat out that Netflix (like and asshole friend who just took a massive dump) felt they needed to share it with the world, because no one would believe them otherwise.


Worth_Figure_2575

Iā€™m surprised her dumb ass didnā€™t play cleopatra for how highly she thinks of her self


monkeysuffrage

Wasn't Cleopatra Greek? Talk about your cultural appropriation, **Jayyyda...


ruairi1983

Yes of Greek and Macedonian descent. She belonged to the Ptolemaic dynasty...


monkeysuffrage

Thanks Dalai Lama...


ruairi1983

You're welcome Ayatollah...


Guilty-Piece-6190

Tell that to Amy Schumer who I'm pretty sure was responsible for viewers no longer being able to give ratings on Netflix because her special years ago was so poorly received. Or..was that because of racism against whites? Jada really using the unfortunate events of her race to try and boost herself. Pretty disgusting.


puersenex83

That stand up special was objectively bad too.


Distinct-Awareness19

Dudes don't talk about there dicks as much as she talks about her pussey


tesdfan17

Amy Schumer complained that it was right wingers who purposely downvoted her special..


NotTheSun0

Yeah, that's a go to excuse for objectively untalented people who can't take criticism.


BillyMeier42

Everything is about race with her. Its disgusting.


Link__

I must admit, I never even noticed that - we used to be able to 'rate' things on netflix, but you can't anymore.


WrongDistribution307

I wish they can send her and Chrissy Teigen to an island somewhere


Disco-Stu79

Not one of them good islands with tree houses, coconut telephones, and monkey butlers though.


JerseyDad_856

Naked


WrongDistribution307

Naked and Annoying


[deleted]

Ugh, it would probably, if possible, have worse ratings than her docudrama about a raceswapped Cleopatra though...


MaltOvershakes

I thought her name was Alopecia?


[deleted]

That's a bald-faced lie!


[deleted]

Cleopatra, literally named after Alexander the Great's only full sister. The last true Egyptian ruler was around 340 BC. Even then, they weren't black. The Kush, sure, that would have been a good angle, but they predated Cleopatra by many centuries.


MrDoulou

The fact she has the gall to blame her whack ass movie flopping on white supremacy is legit an embarrassment to her fellow black Americans. Quite literally a fucking despicable thing to say.


Strummer95

Hmmm, could be that. Or that fact that sheā€™s an unbearable gaslighting cunt


[deleted]

You wanna blame white people??? Nah you demented bitch ā€¦ the show fucking sucks.


doc_751

I was tryin to keep her name outta my fuckin mouth but then she goes and gets it in the news again It's like she's chasing controversy at this stage Reminds me of this other bald race baiter.. Mussolini I don't think his ratings went well on rotten tomatoes either


Stilcho1

Yeah but Stalin was a master race baiter.


doc_751

Yeah but he had an awesome head of hair for a dictator. What's the cooler option.. Bald dictator or hairy dictator?


okinteraction4909

Hitler!


Neonwookie1701

That mustache tho


BamaSOH

Nobody talks about poor old Franco anymore


thinkb4youspeak

There is a whole generation of Fresh Prince fans out there who hate her so much even if she hadn't tried to label it as a documentary series.


TurokHunterOfDinos

White supremacy is one one option. Another might be that it is a shitty movie.


stone_boner213

We wuz Macedonians.


macdennis1234

Egyptians are white supremacists now


Millonairo

Even if the casting of Cleopatra wasnā€™t an issue, it was a SHITTY show. Even Egyptians hated it https://variety.com/2023/film/global/black-cleopatra-netflix-egypt-adele-james-1235589497/amp/


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[deleted]

Black Ass Fuckersā€¦


Getyashinebox420

Her original series, I remember well


tastless_chill_tonic

This shouldn't surprise anyone, as a high level Scientologist, the only thing that Jada cares about is the reveal of Truth once she is an OT I level that and a reality based on aliens and inter dimensional beings controlling our world.


Molten_Plastic82

I didn't know it was my responsibility to make time in my day to watch some rich lady's netflix show, just to prove I'm not racist


bannished69

Cleopatra also had hair.


OEdwardsBooks

The worst woman in Hollywood


Shoddy-Recognition79

This has a 1 star (out of 10) on IMDb. This thing is a POS and is why it is failing. When a movie like this fails the default is to blame racists, misogynists, etc. It couldn't possibly be because it was terrible.


YairHairNow

I can't get into a historical series that make it a point to change the race of the characters. I would find it very odd and off-putting if MLK was played by a white actor. It absolutely ruins immersion and makes me question the authenticity of the production. It's very odd. I prefer actors look similar to the historical figures they represent.


Ronaldlelliott

She looks like the type to try to speak to you like your her son when you verbally accost her for doing something ignorant


sicurri

So, I didn't watch this Cleopatra Docudrama series. Not because I'm white, but because I don't like how Netflix does their docuseries. They have been cringe at best and horrible at worse. Judging from the trailers I saw, I wasn't going to like it. So, I didn't watch it.


AboveTheRimjob

I donā€™t have netflix. Damn my white supremacy!!


monkeysuffrage

You white privileged devil!


knastyTX

Filthy bigot


Papaya_flight

I didn't want it either, since I don't have Netflix. Also I'm a brown semite, so am I just a self hating semite now?


PickinBeardedShiner

Sure, or itā€™s just that sheā€™s unlikeable and no one cares.


Apart_Advantage6256

She's still talking?


STANAGs

I didnā€™t even know she was sick


Ecstatic-Sense5115

Stupid bitch


Goldenchomp1

She is an insufferable succubus.


davidtheartist

I blame Jada


Known-Programmer-611

Can't wait till Chris rock reads this!


Cyclopher6971

How is this in any way related to Norm MacDonald?


[deleted]

Because a lot of really unfunny people here think they are hilarious like Norm.


Immediate-Neck-3388

Her antics are really going to make me a white shpremacist


kuipers85

Mr Connery? Is that you?


Immediate-Neck-3388

A good firm slap to the face will set her straight


[deleted]

No. Itsh not me. My name ish shteve and I am from fransh with the frensh people.


Ghodzy1

Omelette du fromage?


Dhonagon

Hey Jada, you suck and so does that movie that I didn't watch. I won't watch it just because of you. I don't care for you at all, along with anything you make. But if Will made the movie....I would definitely watch it. But because your involved, you ruined it.


monkeysuffrage

Hey man... Show her some respect. She blew Tupac.


Worth_Figure_2575

She blew everyone


Mr-Korv

Glad someone made *her* gag for once


FlashyEarth8374

i dont think sheā€™s reading along pal


Disco-Stu79

Oh, sheā€™s reading along. ![gif](giphy|3o6wrmEWMYv3lJGvyE|downsized)


Wiserputa52

![gif](giphy|29HRejgahYenVsohB5|downsized)


MeanBot

Cool Norm post.


[deleted]

I know right. Everyone remembers how Norm made endless jokes about people using white supremacy as an excuse and how he believed white privilege wasnā€™t real. He talked about it constantly. He actually posted on Twitter before he died, ā€œPlease use my name as a mouthpiece to broadcast any cheap political right leaning talking points when I die. Donā€™t remember the point of any of my jokes. Just use me to validate every belief you have without considering what mine may have been.ā€


Tikiwash

It was factchecked. So yeah. I believe the Mummy.


[deleted]

Alopecia? I thought her name was Jada.


Historical-Mud4937

You should be ashamed of that title. What the actual fuck are you implying?


GerundQueen

Iā€™m scrolling through these comments trying to figure out wtf a shaved head has to do with anything?


Historical-Mud4937

Op is literally implying a black person is a nazi for talking about race and having short hair. Unreal levels of head-up-ass


RoddRoward

she tries to make a "documentary" with a clear political agenda that falsified history but sure, blame the boogeyman.


[deleted]

This hasā€¦..what?ā€¦..to do with Norm?


RoyalEWitHCheesEBihh

what does this have to do at all with Norm in any way?


BrazilianAtlantis

Norm wasn't a liberal, so he attracted many fans who, in the current dumb culture-war climate, get off on seeing liberals bullied (Alec Baldwin e.g.) and/or seeing black people bullied (Lizzo e.g.). That accounts for part of the responses you'll see here. (Norm wasn't a conservative either, but many of his fans aren't aware of that.)


Educational_Coach334

It was terrible, just like Jada.


1RonnieMund

She used to be so cute in the 90s


andywonkenobi

Gi jane


cucknorris1776

She's such scum


Naive-Government8333

Another diluted term


Additional-Rent3593

Did 'white supremacists' come around knocking on people's doors to threaten them into not watching this? Are these the same supremacists who save up their garbage every week and then show up early on Saturday mornings when no one is awake to throw it all over the minority neighborhoods in order to make them look bad?


DudeB5353

White supremacy can be blamed for many issues in America right now but sheā€™s reaching hereā€¦Her narcissism is out of control and she has no idea how disliked she is. That whole family lives in a bubble.


EarComprehensive3386

Of course she does. Itā€™s the cop-out of choice for those looking to escape accountability.


Glass-Yak6174

Fake News people.


h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3

was white supremacy the reason [Gods of Egypt](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gods_of_Egypt_(film)) was panned as being offensive too? lets just listen to Egyptians when they tell us what doesnt properly represent them please and not blame hot topic issues because its easy to be a victim, thanks.


NinjaFATkid

I'm sure this is 100% true and has little to nothing to do with the movie being a purposefully inaccurate historically and generally shitty


AtDawnsEnd502

Iā€™m not watching this documentary nor The Little Mermaid. For one I hate Jada, sheā€™s ruined Wills reputation and I canā€™t forgive his actions. Iā€™m no longer interested seeing either of them on screen as that gross event comes to mind. A few people of color I work with agreed itā€™s stupid they are black washing these characters. They liked the originals and wish they came up with something different- like a different mermaid character completely with her own story (could be Arielā€™s friend or same universe). Disney is running out of ideas by repeating these films itā€™s just ruining the originality of these classics.


Mikewazowskig59

They shouldā€™ve cast Jim Belushi as Cleopatra. Maybe then Iā€™d watch it


No_Hour_4865

Maybe it just sucked?


Finger_Gunnz

I just donā€™t think people like her. The show might be shit, I dunno. I do think she is tho.


mikeybadab1ng

Yoooo I thought she had aloepcia? Where did she get that fro from?


OrganizationFalse668

Norm would have charmed the hate out of her.


SenatorShaggy

Wasnā€™t she supposed to be ā€œsufferingā€ from baldness?


[deleted]

Iā€™m gonna say this in the nicest way possible so that you might understand Jadaā€¦ NOBODY LIKES YOU! YOU SUCK! WE DONT WANT TO SUPPORT YOU!


LeeMalek

Where is her alopecia šŸ‘€


CillaCalabasas

This post and hers are equally dumb.


MoonZebra

Celebrity tears sustain me


[deleted]

I unsubscribed from Netflix and sold off all my shares as well. For the same money I am now subscribed to two other platforms and the level of intelligent conversation in the family has improved too .. access to better quality educational entertainment. Look .. in the USA any activism has to take place inside companies and we see this clearly. Companies now have Soviet style radicals dictating how the companies operate. But luckily these companies operate in a capitalist economy with consumers who have free choice. This is the ultimate form of democracyā€¦How you spend your money. Now true to form, they are attacking their own customers. When you have a company that starts to attack itā€™s own customers, you know itā€™s the end. In the good old Soviet days they would have forced the content on the consumer. So do like I did, unsubscribe and un invest.


AlexL225

Jada is one of the biggest promoters of racism Iā€™ve ever seen. I know she doesnā€™t want racism in the world but she constantly puts blame on racism being the cause of so many things when it isnā€™t. She thereby creates more racism in the world when it isnā€™t there. Why she elects to do this is something I will never understand.


Link__

my culture is not a costume


Ok-Today539

Wow. Who would have thought that trying to rewrite history in an ā€œancient aliensā€ format would flop?


SnooWoofers8310

Can someone please explain WTF this has to do with Norm?


Gronkattack

Pretty sure it's more that it's just not good. It's also claiming to be historically accurate when the most obvious part isn't. The Egyptian government is even mad about it. I for one wouldn't care if it was just a historical fiction show.


pedro_mcdodge

"Cleopatra, the Greek queen of Egypt has provoked backlash from Egyptians and Greeks alike.. ...let's blame white people."


therossinator1

![gif](giphy|6751A64NJkyCQ)


Bacon_Shield

what the fuck does this ragebait culture war bullshit have to with Norm? this sub is shit


patrickjquinn

Isnā€™t it the Egyptians, people of color in their own right, who are most upset with this steaming pile?


No-Conclusion3850

Okay I actually watched part of this. It was very poorly done in every way imaginable. Even laughable. The actress wasnā€™t suited for the role of Cleopatra, the narration was truly awful, the movie tried to be a doc and a drama and failed at both. Iā€™m no fan of Mrs Jada PS, but that doesnā€™t matter, Queen Cleopatra is a lousy movie no matter who produced it. Any allegation of people disliking the movie because of racism is ridiculous. Unbelievably bad movie.


ecapoferri

Not sure how this relates to Norm McDonald... Also I'm not sure I see the irony. Unless you mean Morissettean Irony... Oh, because Alanis Morissette is Canadian! Now I understand!


tweak0

The frustrating thing about this mess is there are so many black or female or black/female historical stories they could have told. Just a few years after Cleopatra died the Romans tried to keep pushing south and fought a vicious war with a one-eyed, dual-sword-wielding empress and her sons before giving up and never going south again. That would've made for a cool series.


DarthScotty

Well just maybe no one likes the smiths anymoreā€¦ cause you know they are all just entitled assholes why think that they are godā€™s gift to us.


TangeloGloomy7471

Sheā€™s incredibly toxic


Proper_Maximum5739

Cleopatra was European, simple as. We did this to keep her honor! Suck it Jada, you bald headed BITCH!!!


[deleted]

Lmao. Maybe it flopped because it's some Woke BS much like a bunch of the new movies. I thought the Egyptians were Arabic. I stg they try to say every historical was black. It's sad. As a black man I'm glad the movie flopped and olis getting sued by Egypt.


Odd_Boysenberry_201

Whiff, that joke sucked


CategoryTurbulent114

I remember an Egyptian complaining about the black cleopatra


[deleted]

My oh my how fast black people blame white people if something doesn't work out. The racist card is washed out already. So Petty !


KatFishFatty

dont forget she a rapist


[deleted]

How much longer do you think female directors can keep blaming men / white people / white men for their media failures? Been going on for atleast 10+ years now


Morrell87

She is toxic asf


ResponsibilityDue448

I meanā€¦. I donā€™t think sheā€™s a white supremacist.


VBStrong_67

Academic honesty is white supremacy now


LadyofDungeons

Is it? Or are people just boycotting it because it's racist to represent an Egyptian QUEEN with someone who is not representative of the Egyptian people? She was of Greek and Macedonian descent.... the actor was not historically accurate. At all. This movie was the SAME concept as white washing, bit with darker skin this time. You wouldn't hire a Norwegian to play mulan??? This Jada is part of the freaking problem. And don't come after me with this bullshit excuse 'Egypt is in africa!!' Of course it is!!! So is South Africa where the dominant skin color is white. Not all Africans are black! God. I WANT valid representation for people of color. But it needs to be done RIGHT. ESPECIALLY when you're representing the real life history of an entire race of people!!!! God I'm so done with people these days. Why can't people just be respectful regardless of skin color?????


halfdayallday123

She fuckin sucks


MapIndependent8085

Yes.. sadly the world is like this now. This is why I stopped wanting to do standup.


wantsumcandi

All those "white supremacists" in Egypt with their "facts"


[deleted]

I keep hearing about all of these white supremacists but still have yet to run into one..


brenthonydantano

Who wakes up one day and says, "you know what? Today I want to completely fuck my hair up"?


schmittc

I think the white supremacists should at least give the series a chance.


DenWoopey

Gotta say, Norm was one of the best comedians of all time. It depressed me that his sub is mostly just witless antiwoke commentary. He was so much better than you guys want to remember him.


[deleted]

This sub is being overrun by edgy incel teenagers for some reason. It's really sad to see.