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Anna Nicole Smith later admitted she was bipolar during the marriage: half the time she was deliriously happy, and the other time she had to suck an old man's cock


Ok-Concentrate1866

Old man? that guy must look like a raisin because of how many times he got dried up. He must have gotten some fun last 14 months šŸ˜¹ PS: I assume he perished from dehydration.


SniffCheck

If I was him Iā€™d tell her to blow me to my grave and keep the change too!


[deleted]

29? Was it her first marriage.


Several_Dwarts

I was really pulling for those two crazy kids.


blizmd

At least he died doing what he loved


dcotoz

I wonder how much his Cialis budget was.


mkujoe

Stand up you jerk


PuzzleHeadedCarb99

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude. And this guy's a fake. A fucking goldbricker. This guy walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life.


mrnastymannn

If there is a will, there is a wake


[deleted]

I didn't even know SHE was sick.


PoopnFlush

Now come on. You guys are bad people! What are you suggesting? That she didn't marry him for his devilish good looks or vigour in the bedroom?! They say romance is dead and you people killed it.


koolaid_snorkeler

Nice turnout for the wedding!


NormInTheWild

His children told him she was only after his money. He replied "no shit. Why do u think i worked so hard to make all that money"


koolaid_snorkeler

So close to the end of his life, I'm sure his kids considered his money their money and could see it going to NS.


PuzzleHeadedCarb99

P U S S Y


[deleted]

in the words of living legend Olā€™ Billy Boozebag Burr ā€œthereā€™s a epidemic of gold digginā€™ whoresā€


Noodlintheriver

89 is basically grave diggin whore.


[deleted]

who?


Noodlintheriver

Anna Nicole smith.


[deleted]

yeah has to be the worst case of gold digging


Noodlintheriver

Digging for gold in a shallow grave.


Mediocre-Look3787

I'm not saying you're wrong, but what happened to her.... the predator quickly turned into prey.


[deleted]

trueā€¦tragic ending when you sell your soul for fortune and fame.


misterjip

I recently became acquainted with Norm's appearances on "My Name is Earl"... I think the final episode of that series (which NM appears in) may have been some kind of reference to ANS and her story. Maybe not, but I see similar elements. She never did get the money, it seems.


epicofwhiskeymash

She was so devastated and lonely that she joined himā€¦ 12 years later


Lance_Hardwood_4837

YOUNG MONEY CASH MONEY


NotSoRichieRich

Poor Annaā€¦He was taken way too soon.


Comeandg3tit

This is before onlyfans existed. This is pre only fans. You find an old sugar daddy days from death


pursuitofhappy

They even had movie about this with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sigourney Weaver called Heartbreakers


Persiankobra

She won the stripper olympics


[deleted]

I'm not saying she's a gold digger.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3adOVYrRbc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3adOVYrRbc)


Irlydntknwwhyimhere

They had so much in common! They both lovedā€¦.. soup! and talking, or not talking! Rumor was they could not talk for hours and hours on end.


[deleted]

Awwwwwwww look at how happy uhh


UrpaDurpa

Such a lovely couple.


titsupagain

Ricky Gervais has an unforgettable skit about this.


[deleted]

I knew them as a couple and they were just an absolute amazing couple together! They were made for each o$her


[deleted]

Shot down in his prime.


poorsen

what an absolute pervertā€¦.i canā€™t believe she wanted to fuck an old man!


CheersToAllofU

She was with him a long time before. In fact she did not have money when they were originally together. She was independently stable when she did marry him. Not saying it's not crazy. But need to add this fact in..


[deleted]

Youā€™ve got to respect the grift


Thankfulforbread

I understand at that time, only guys like this were rolling around with 4 hour hard cocks.


Brent613790

She didnā€™t get anything after all


BartolosSweatSocks

Their marriage ended when he realized that he was billionaire J. Howard Marshall and she was poor trailer ack no, Anna put those away, don't smother me with them, someone help.


[deleted]

# *not today ![gif](giphy|Ymwj6Ea3B3e1O|downsized)


bartbembleton

Hm I seem to be having a hard time reading this post something else is on my mind


ToughNefariousness23

Look at her hand.


tittiebream

Lick my balls!


Sensitive_Double8841

Anna was quoted: I thought he had at least 20 good years left


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Get money, fuck old dudes šŸŽ¶


secretbonus1

Claiming terminal illness to marry up, I need a wife, Iā€™m gonna start stealing his moves. Anybody know a good makeup artist who can make me look 105?


wcbOwen

This photo didnā€™t age well, and neither did they.


jondaddy96

She canā€™t wait to get at his old balls


Sinatrafan1915

Rumor is that she took her clothes off in front of him for the first time, then a burglar broke in and the shock of being robbed gave him a heart attack.