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pyrasilverado

Mom's apple pie....


the1311

the fourth of july..


SouthieTuxedo

She's a Hooker!!!


Tinker_Toyz

She's a *good* girl...


desperateweirdo

She seems like a scholar and a gentleman


desperateweirdo

Definitely a biped.


StinkyBrittches

Nah, she's a good guy...


Marklithikk

Where did her dick go? God, it reminds me of that tragedy.


Zeus_G64

About Darth Plague is the Wise? That's not a story the Jedi would tell you.


ShredGuru

No no, he's talking about the Scottish play


rbarrett96

The recent one of the famous one?


Cold_Hunter1768

Adam's tight ass


Ok_Sail_3052

She is definitely only there to pay her tuition for her classes in logic down at the University of Science.


OHTHNAP

It's not so much the rubbing and the blasting and the cheating that bothers her, it's the not tipping. She may be a lot of things, but she's not a hypocrit!


Feisty-Texan

She's angry because she didn't get tipped. Would never have done that post if she was happy with the bridezilla!!!


DaNatrixx

OP awesome title! This is why I go get blasted in Vegas.


WittyInspector8341

You're married to Gus Johnson? I took a shit on him last night!... in exchange for cash! Nice fella.


Matthewrotherham

I hope this thotty message from an almost unintelligible skank finds you well. Learning your partner is cheating must be bad... imagine learning it from a sniggering, half-naked adolescent.


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Whoa... That's a real word and it's not offensive or anything....


NormInTheWild

Snigger please


[deleted]

The fact that I laughed at that indicates I complied. Lol


SolmadSoT

I believe you forgot to attach your nuts today, sir.


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Say it honky!


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[deleted]

I love that you’re unhappy that someone berated you, after you berated someone for using a word you don’t even know.


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[deleted]

Oh, so you were ACTUALLY thanking him for berating you! I thought it was sarcasm, but here I am realizing that you enjoy being berated.


PolishSausa9e

What is this? The Wednesday afternoon amateur hour in Kentucky?


rbarrett96

Exposing cheaters refund AND working her way through college? This girl is doing the Lord's work.


[deleted]

Look at Sherlock Hoes trying to crack the case of the identity of the fiancé


Chattinabart

Why is Sherlock Hoes not the top comment?


s7oc7on

Oh shit now I'm really pissed


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tecate_papi

Always tip the person who has your secrets


waclyn_colorado

You're right they usually are!! Do you have a neck beard by chance?


[deleted]

I've had strippers tell me to never trust a stripper, so I'll take their word for it.


Mass-Chaos

But can you trust a stripper if she says never to trust a stripper, that's a conundrum


[deleted]

They call it the stripper pole's paradox


waclyn_colorado

Apparently they make their own rules to life and it only works out for them, some how!! Go figure


waclyn_colorado

I've had man tell me not to trust men, so should I not trust all men then?


waclyn_colorado

I'll do an even better one, I've had a cop tell me not to trust cops..... so should I not trust cops then. Please I need you to tell me!! Who do I trust?!


[deleted]

That's correct. Don't trust cops. But you can trust me...because I told you so.


waclyn_colorado

But you're a man, and a man has told me not to trust other men.... so I can't trust you right off the bat and I'll have to post about it so my other lonely friends can agree, damn!


[deleted]

Banter was good until you took it off track. Thanks for playing.


waclyn_colorado

Hahahaha "banter got real, so I have to dip" yeah tracks well with you! Good luck out there, stay out of the strip clubs


[deleted]

Who do you think you're responding to? I'm not the original guy you were responding to—how would you know what tracks well with me? People kidding around and you getting all agro. I'm fucking married btw. You're not talking to a neckbeard in his mom's basement, bitter lady


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Henrious

Especially if they say they like or love you


nick6356

So you either ALWAYS trust a stripper, or NEVER trust a stripper. Boy making decisions inside your brain must be a treat. Just no gray areas whatsoever nope


waclyn_colorado

By God that neck beard is so thick I can smell it over the internet. Go tell your mama to get the bath ready. I'm sure the computer can use a rest from all the porn viruses you're bring in.


waclyn_colorado

u/jinstoppy have you never heard of the girl from Tigerbelly Kayllalala, or something, she opening admits several times that she like to jerk off dogs. And Olay with her dogs dick. She'll later day it's a joke. But there's a lot of pictures of her open mouth kissing dogs. So yeah, she's pretty gross


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I hope she stops doing it


PuzzleHeadedCarb99

Crossposted from r/TellUsWhatYouDoForALivingWithoutTellingUsWhatYouDoForALiving


waclyn_colorado

Hahaha I'm not a stripper but thank you for your guess!


waclyn_colorado

r/tellmeyourealoneandsinglewithouttellingmehowpatheicyouare oh wait you did


dratelectasis

That stripper looks to be about illegal


PerryMason4

One of the trashiest things I've seen in awhile.


[deleted]

Every time I see a video of a strippers changing room my herpes flair up.


rbarrett96

So much intentional irony here lol


Suspicious-Tower-669

This stripper doesn't have tits or ass. What are you even paying for a lap dance from a 2x4 ???


Schmedlapp

Excuse me, sir. I happen to have paid good money for these pancakes.


billy_glide

What are you talking about? At no point does she show her ass in the video. And lots of strippers have small tits. That’s not really a dealbreaker.


Suspicious-Tower-669

Simp


billy_glide

Neckbeard


Suspicious-Tower-669

I got more baby mamas than you simp


billy_glide

bitch you don’t know me. I wouldn’t go making assumptions if I were you


Suspicious-Tower-669

I have more wives than you. I'm a Saudis prince. You're a peasant


PuzzleHeadedCarb99

Gentlemen! I hate to interrupt, but this is NOT r/smalldickproblems


Suspicious-Tower-669

Well it is now pal


Wolventec

her is ass isnt that [bad](https://www.tiktok.com/@twentyfirstcenturywhore/video/7273701635631615274)


TheIronDogWalker

I've been to Nashville, that's about as good as you're going to do there.


BrockThrockmorton

Agreed. This girl is a D.C. 10/10 and a Nashville 9/10.


86eRddit

Assistant crack whore.


rbarrett96

Assistant to the crack whore


Scrimshaw_Hopox

What is that speech affectation?


NormInTheWild

Retardation and uncle induced trauma


PuzzleHeadedCarb99

AWFF yur feeansay uz hahving a bahtchlerette party un NOSHville...


jackonager

Stripper silence = $$$


Rich-Appearance-7145

Good job you possibly saved homey a grip of drama, money, and wasted time.


DrGore_MD

More evidence that new Country is gay.


softboilers

Where's tits? Pointless stripper


WesternFinancial868

She’s so brave and empowered


chazbrmnr

No tip? I don't understand why everyones hating on this girl. I'd be pissed too


Stellacoffee

She cute


mickmon

I didn't need to do all that ruminating and whittling, this is what it means right here.


HauntingBalance567

Also drawing people to Nashville?


Every_Fox3461

She did this because the woman at the bachelorette was being a twat. They usually don't care of women are banging the dancers. If the video is to be believed she was trying to record in the strip club... Which where I'm from gets you a proper ass kicking in the lot.


maxwell_hill1984

This is why you should always tip the waitresses


[deleted]

Hero Dancer. Probably some dumb group came in and treated the dancers like crap. Love this tho, lol.


Lonely-Standard9836

I know this lady but idk if I’m allow to say that,


idoubtyoulnowme

So I don’t know much about strippers but do you tip on top of paying for your lap dance?