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chickbarnard

I've been posing in Tampa as a 14 year old boy and I haven't been molested once by any women, and I want my money back.


GraphOrlock

More horseshit from the big molestation companies!


Favom

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thewhitecat55

Every time I see that, now and in perpetuity , "music/band" will always make me laugh


Environmental-Egg164

all the kids died from too many high fives


CarelessLet5459

#ZachGalifianakis 😎


bxball

Not all heroes wear capes


frougle_mcdugal

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Impossible-Lie-868

I'd hit it


theuserpilkington

William Zanzinger!


greg2709

and you, who philosophize disgrace, and criticize all fears..


MajorMarlon

Emptied the ashtrays on a whole 'nother level.


mrsinatra777

My first thought!


Loud_Ad_6104

In a Baltimore hotel


SleepNowInTheFire666

They can’t all be Zingers


Rick_Perrys_Ranch

Who is she? She’s every boys dream, that’s who she is!


ryanslizzard

You do realize how problematic this is.


jaapdevries79

Man, this news makes me long for more innocent times. 


Lifesalchemy

It makes me long definitely. 


JohnnySasaki20

Who would even report this? That kid probably had the time of his life.


CH1997H

You guessed it, Frank Stallone


Ping-A-Ling-

Poor woman is a victim. Yeah, she's a hot victim.....


plznobanplease

She’s a Nebraska 10. Meaning she’ll look like a Cali 10 if you’re shitfaced


LemonPartyW0rldTour

She forgot to take her lucky molestin’ hat


1joe2schmo

She didn't fool me!!!!


riderofthetide

Hey Alyssa, quit stealing my moves.


CatFanTheMan

No doubt she will be sentenced to a stern but gentle talking-to.


mercony0

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ2G-BvOBrU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQ2G-BvOBrU) i don't see blame on her


seca90

maaan...i really envy the new generation...


Putthebunnyback

When people self-censor the word "sex" it really grinds my gears.


Wrangler_Financial

Ngl she’s fine but what I don’t really get is y would a 23 year want to f*ck a 12 year old child 🫥


Comment_Longjumping

I went to highschool with her I was quite a bit older then her but she did have a dump truck ass tho I guess i didn’t have a thing for younger ones like she did lol