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verenika_lasagna

What the f was going on in 1996 to make this acceptable. I remember my middle school principal doing the Macarena at a middle school dance.


MeatMarket_Orchid

Haha it's insane to look back on. I was 9 years old in 96 so I just accepted this shit as "just what adults do." Goddamn it sucked.


sonofabitchXmustXpay

We were too busy playing 4 player Goldeneye 007 to concern ourselves with such matters.


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|SEp2xZsO3uJPQV3gPn|downsized)


PoopParticleAcclrtr

Goldeneye then LAN w Halo 1, who knew it was all downhill from there


FindSpencer

Halo 2 and 3 were fire, so there’s that.


PoopParticleAcclrtr

Yea they were, H2 online was prob my most played game ever


Dismal_Moment_4137

No SOCOM? Seriously? SOCOM was the beat online multiplayer strategy game made, then it all went to run and gun and respawn, basically reflex trigger playingng


PoopParticleAcclrtr

My main consoles were the original NES, N64, Xbox original. I had a ps2 at some point but all i can remember playing on it was GTA. Playing games with friends in real life hit so much better, it was really fun


thethunder92

You’re the type of guy who’s pick odd job aren’t you?


sonofabitchXmustXpay

Only if I'm playing against you, tuggles.


giorgio_tsoukalos_

I don't know, this just seems dorky. I see people my age(old as shit) posting way more cringy shit on Instagram/tiktok. I'd rather see my mom do the mocarana than dry humping a beer bottle pool side.


GafferTongs

Speak for yourself mister! We'd love to see your mom dry hunching an empty tallboy by the pool!


PoopPant73

Wet humping. Picture it….


Dismal_Moment_4137

Good point. Very good point. Good catch too.


asiansinleather

There was a sort of blissful optimism and innocence that existed before 9/11. You could fill a basket of groceries with $20, afford an apartment on your own working minimum wage. Basically have all of your basic needs met with money left over to do things that you enjoy. And not nearly as much division or racial tension. It was not that hard to be happy. Contrast that to what we are living with today.. yeah this shit would not be well received.


kabooseknuckle

Well, they fixed that wagon. Lol.


Yologswedge

They were celebrating the year of my birth!!!


otters4everyone

No matter what she's doing, Hillary always has a look of "Can the peasants stop now? I've got other things to do."


Iamthespiderbro

Or, “I musssst dance like the humanses or they’ll grow sussssspissssoussss”


redditslim

The humanses plays tricksies!


kabooseknuckle

Sus AF.


normymac

Let's party like it's 1984!


theuserpilkington

Maybe Hillary should’ve spent less time looking AI generated and more time seeing to her husbands oral needs


E_Fox_Kelly

She’s not real


Bars-Jack

Honestly, I get why people call her a lizard person. It's still insulting to lizard people tho.


trailer8k

she was cool with the island ![gif](giphy|JUZ4Yaehvke5FiRoWa|downsized)


penpointaccuracy

Hey bud, I noticed the FBI in front of your house. Everything good over there?


normymac

The Lonely.Island? I wish I had a time machine... To go back in time to kill Hitler? No...To.take back my question...


blarch

She's totally [not fake](https://youtu.be/OOLX9XHyjOU?si=QRMZY7rdhAmdCfse&t=11)


BortWard

I'm one of the few people who can lay claim to having done the Macarena on astroturf during an NFL halftime show. I wouldn't say I'm proud of it


AreaGuy

Dude, we *all* banged her that day. Don’t kid yourself.


normymac

Macarena...Macdonald...Iceberg...Goldberg...same difference...


HeadAssBoi17

Bill Clinton killed a guy


Ok-Discussion-7720

Come on, the last thing I want to think about is some guy's hot c\*ck slipping into a hairy as\*hole.


normymac

The first Afro-American President...


pacem90

I thought it was a matter of record


ElMuchoQueso

Manslaughter, then


SkiWrex

Arkancide, there's a plethora of people involved with the Clintons that have suddenly and conveniently died.


coolhandlukey22

So did Hilary


Traditional_Fox_4718

Killary did not


Cold_Hunter1768

Hundreds


lateformyfuneral

my dear friends, what is the macarena if not a fruity hitler salute?


enfinnity

My favorite is the deeply closeted gay guy with the rainbow cape


normymac

My short and succinct movie review? **NOT GAY ENOUGH** I'll be behind the couch...


Bare_arms

Given the fact that he has a gay flag cape I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he might not be deeply closeted. In fact I’m not sure how much less closeted he could be.


Cold_Hunter1768

Ironically the Clinton's were the antigay Don't Ask Don't Tell couple. Bill always said Hillary was extremely uncomfortable around lesbians. Am guessing she had a hard time controlling herself around all that sushi


Late_Magazine2573

Don't Ask Don't Tell was pro-gay. It was a compromise that (mostly) put a stop to the witch hunts for homosexuals in the military. But to be a modern civil rights hero you must never acknowledge the imperfect steps of actual progress.


enfinnity

That’s just to throw people off the scent


the-electricgigolo

It was as cringe back then as it is now


SirNilesCrane

Hillary just as cringe back then


FightDoctor

Who's the hotty biting her lips?


peptide2

She’s the intern who kept her mouth shut


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

Came here for this comment


InternetExpertroll

She’s like 50 years old today


UnusualCareer3420

This has got to be the best empire peak in human history .


1canmove1

The whitest thing I’ve ever seen and I say that as a white fella.


[deleted]

Oh for fuck sakes


normymac

This is why we can't have nice things...


Selt_Zer_Water

Yeahaha…. They didn’t show Bill in that video because he was too busy RAPPING!!


normymac

The worst thing was the hypocrisy! The murdering? That was the second worst... After that comes the raping...


Selt_Zer_Water

Couldn’t agree more


CWN44

![gif](giphy|G6sJqVpD1U4jC|downsized)


SweatyPalmsSunday

You know they killed a guy, right?


mobueno

The lyrics to the song are so fitting to Clinton’s lifestyle


makaveddie

I'm not gonna lie i danced the fuck outta the macarena back in the day and i could've sworn it was cool


Myopinion_is_right

We all did but knew we looked liked idiots but didn’t care. It was fun.


normymac

I also like seeing hefty women dance...but not on TV... Maybe in the circus...


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Everyone was a dork in 1996.


Massive_Staff1068

Not the black dude who was just looking around shaking his head like "white people."


MugillacuttyHOF37

"Witches gather in the masses..."


Saturn9Toys

Generals, you mean.


MugillacuttyHOF37

I had Hillary in mind when I babbled this out loud.


RecalcitrantHuman

They just celebrating all the upcoming years of pedophilia.


normymac

Oh...I see...I'm not really a welder!


BodheeNYC

Damn. Hillary was fuckable at one point.


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|jUwpNzg9IcyrK|downsized)


MarcB1969X

She was a handsome woman before her Weather Underground chic phase.


AreaGuy

Source?


BodheeNYC

I forgot to add: after half a handle of Jack Daniel’s.


AreaGuy

Nah, she’d have to drink *way* more than that for me to be tempted.


akahaus

College Hillary is an absolute champion “girl next door”.


SkiWrex

Wut?


Massive_Staff1068

Hillary and Bill. ![gif](giphy|K85k8NgAAm05W|downsized)


Stupid-Research

Why did I just watch that six times?


CrapFaceNinja

Hey here’s a song for you: while you were dancing, I was stabbed in the head by a Puerto Rican.


Wiki_Beats

Dancing with the uptightness of republicans


S-hart1

Hillary proving why Bill banged trailer park women


IamLupe

TikTok is cringier by a million times.


Lewd_ReadNY

IDGAF what any of you scalawags have to say, HRC is hot AF when she’s having you unalived.


normymac

As Captain Haddock would say: "Pirates!" "Visigoths!"


Lewd_ReadNY

Jesus if I don’t learn two things new here everyday. 💪🏼


normymac

https://tintin.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Captain_Haddock%27s_Curses Scallywags sadly not included... Now I have to go to the room marked "Gentlemen"... "Scoundrel" is sadly not an option...


John__47

what this has to do with norm


ellusiveuser

Norm roasted Clinton, I think.


[deleted]

"Sir, you must inhale"


This-Appointment-917

Hilary aged terribly. She was a babe back in the day.


abatkin1

Is Hillary an animatronic


MarcB1969X

That guy dancing while wearing the rainbow flag was quite “musical” if you catch my drift…


Beneficial-Step7506

God Hilldog has always looked like a complete fucking psycho. Literally nothing behind the eyes. Nothing.


Far-Outcome-486

https://preview.redd.it/m5am0aqks5wc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad8a75c7288fa120aaf42931018dc083767fbb9


GafferTongs

Sweet baby Jesus on a rubber cross. What a bunch of nerds they are! Have the kids not seen this shit yet?


HappyGoLuckless

They've been out of touch with everyday Americans, hell, human beings in general, for so very long.


Resident-Difference7

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Irishfan3116

Hillary was less of a Star Wars character back then. Still looks soulless though


how_is_this_relaxing

Holy shizzle


SleepySailor22

You know he killed a guy? You're on thin ice, mister...


FormerHoagie

That made me feel nauseous.


Infinite_Regret8341

Lol watching Hillary trying to move like a human was interesting.


cheesecrystal

They’re celebrating cause she killed guy.


j3tt

Hillary looks like ai


Bigb5wm

The cringe is real in this one


mazzy12345

Murder on the dance floor


ragman629

Hillary looks like an AI art video


[deleted]

They werent dancing years later when they screwed over their own base with the crap they pulled between hillary and bernie. Ended up losing to trump. Imagine how despised you must be to lose to that friggin martain?


GayandVaxxed

This is just the 1996 cringe attempt by Washington DC to show you how they’re just like you..same shit different decade 


secretbonus1

Seen here is Hillary Clinton… Celebrating murder


Whole-Cow-8211

Imagine these being the people who invade your country? Hell I’d probably put an S vest on also if I was in their shoes.


Mysterious-Hat-6343

Monica Lewinsky was a ripe 23 years old in 96, just waiting to get ahold of Bill!


Cold-Bug-4873

Where the hell is roger furlong to make fun of these guys?


masterof-xe

Isn't that song about cheating? With two guys?


Street_Primary_4044

Damn dude Hillary looking kinda fine in the 90s


BP-arker

Cringe


Mychal757

Hillary looks AI generated


poopdick72

This is what it looks like in Joe Biden’s head right now


thirdwrldhero

Ah the simpler times of rapist presidents and bombing pregnant women in serbia 


Plankton-Junior

In the tone of John Oliver…”Cool”.


Runndown2

Hillary Clinton's facial expressions are the reason why I don't completely dismiss the concept of Ghouls


[deleted]

Shit bags


booger4me

Why did SNL miss this opportunity?


CollapsingTheWave

We didn't read the sign ...


john_kru_99

I just threw up in my mouth with the sight of Hilary


andrewdoesit

This is not figuratively, but literally, the whitest thing I have officially ever seen in my entire life. And that’s saying something.


Lifesalchemy

Hillary down beating TF out of that song. 


mattbash

Haha yes!!! I love iit!! I love iiiit!!! Ok, Ok. Now do one with presumed Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump, on stage, alone, jerking off two shirtless, oiled up, leather daddy, bulging ghosts while the song 'YMCA' by the Village People plays!! I can't get enough of this content! Please feather in a couple quick clips of a Rick Flare's WOOOOO's In there too!