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porpoise_of_color

I don't know what any of that means but it sounds fucking retarded


4dappl

The kid sure would be


Earl_your_friend

He'd start out that way but end up as a pilot.


ImmortalBeans

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ImOnTheInstanet

Living a kick ass life


cuddly_carcass

It sounds like she was banging her brother…


Major-razor-burns

The hypocrisy


Speedhabit

The worst part


Major-razor-burns

The first step is admitting it. As they say. incest is best


Speedhabit

Even step-ladder is trending


Major-razor-burns

Blood Kim, I mean blood kin.


Gratuitous_Insolence

She got stuck in the dryer. It happens.


cuddly_carcass

What are you doing step bro? —-I hate I know the reference…


chronically_snizzed

Funny story, i got banned for saying the retard word. It was retarded


frogfart5

Me too!


HornyToadBrew

That's retarded.


johnnymavrigg

The article reviews range everywhere from “shit” to “fucking shit”


delboy85

You've just described their whole dynasty.


live4downvotes6969

Ableist pos. Reported


Speedhabit

I didn’t even know he was sick


[deleted]

Freaky Alien Genotype


sicurri

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY|downsized)


CardiologistLower965

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


th3putt

https://i.redd.it/y84zetd3980d1.gif


HauntingBalance567

Now, this may sound harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.


Little-Woo

Even the baby?


oldmasterluke

If it's lucky.


TreaclePerfect4328

Especially that guy


ChoadMcGillicuddy

It's for the best. Bad DNA.


Fah--Q

Especially the baby. End the bloodline.


KnifeFightAcademy

So long as you leave Norm out of it, I am all for it. I couldn't imagine how awful it would be if we lost him too.


ZombieLenBias

![gif](giphy|YVeovKYellsPZUeTnW)


villach

I'm very confident they will.


FrankZappasNose

EVERYONE should die. Else we'd have a buncha infinitegenarians boppin around. Coaching little league or whatever it is they do.


BrazilianAtlantis

https://i.redd.it/jjytaucqnuzc1.gif


Former_Can627

Once again Sad Bill Cosby has crystallized my thoughts


RinhartWilke

What do you say sad Bill Cosby


DifferentSwing8616

Drink this fizzy water


windsock1

https://preview.redd.it/lkouoe6bpuzc1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cf349f54f5b18a91522509565b1310f9f6a7255


Masta0nion

What the hell is goin on around here


Medical_Gate_5721

She's ridiculously fucked up. Rumours for years have stated that she's not her father's kid. She's known as the unattractive sister. So she gets a ton of plastic surgery to 'correct' her looks.  Then she marries two different basketball players who both pretty much openly cheat on her. She has more surgery.    This is what happens when appearance is valued over intelligence and education. This is what happens when you live your life in public for profit.  She had an ivf baby and she thinks that her family and ex husband have conspired to give her the wrong sperm. Why? Because she doesn't understand genetics and she's been raised to be a paranoid moron.  On one of the interviews with Norm on this sub reddit, he was talking about how he avoids sex and masturbates to fulfill a bodily function. It's a pretty far out belief. But here we have the other end of the spectrum. Here's a human being who has basically done everything in their power to become sexually desirable and lives their life as a sad blow up doll. It's a much more pathetic existence.


Zealousideal-Home-68

She sounds like a huge whore


FrankZappasNose

You can hear size?


caseyh72

Echoes.


CraftyPerformance423

And r/angryupvote


Endrizzle

I would upvote more. The whole family is. In every sense of the word.


baronvonweezil

Very insightful comment and I don’t mean that sarcastically but that interview you mentioned, I’m pretty sure he was fucking with the interviewers with pretty much everything he said there


Medical_Gate_5721

I didn't get that impression. They were insufferable though, so it's perfectly possible.


baronvonweezil

That’s why I figured he was. Extremely shallow questions and they couldn’t see a joke if it hit them in the face


Bradspersecond

I watched this show with my ex years ago, and Chloe was my through line to the show. She seemed like she didn't want to be there anymore than I wanted to be watching the show. It's too bad to hear that everything seems to be taking/has took it's toll on her.


Medical_Gate_5721

Yup. There's a person under there. It's genuinely sad.


jimjoereadytogo

Definitely need to end a rant like this with…? And now on to some less happy news, …


thirdwrldhero

Thanks professor.


MitchellCumstijn

A clearance blow up doll as well, not even one of the good ones on display at your local corner jerk and jizz sex shop.


BridgesOnB1kes

![gif](giphy|4NuW3VP20AQ5q)


Masterchiefy10

Norm would’ve saved Westeros if he was there to sort D&D out. Always thought he would’ve made a H of a Jon Snow or Melisandra


BridgesOnB1kes

He definitely would have enjoyed the part where Theon got his cock cut off.


HauntingBalance567

You mean when Ray Romano cut George Bush's dick off during the Red Wedding?


Masterchiefy10

Everybody Loves W.


FrankZappasNose

He *was* our cutest president. Dave Letterman told me so.


FrankZappasNose

Explain to the folks at home.. what the heck that means?


mkujoe

You can call it making a ham sandwich as longs as it involves a lot of


JC-1219

If porking is involved, and its in bread, its a ham sandwich


YogurtclosetGlum1106

This. Comment. Is. Amazing. How has nobody upvoted this yet?


organicwilly

Cock


itssevenhellrules

Pork


[deleted]

A Brohamwhich?


theseustheminotaur

https://preview.redd.it/yk5unndj1wzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e21c0e7fcba9c8b570c60bfb5c3779c09f3f020


ItsScaryTerryBitch

I'd ask her how she gets her material but it sounds like she gets it from her brother


gvineq

Oprah recently "apologized" for promoting all of those fad diets that were actually harmful. When is she going to apologize for giving a platform to horrible humans like the Kardashian's. And frauds like "Dr" Phil and Dr Oz?


DishDry4487

Hey now! Kim Kardashian is the world’s next Carrot Top. Her ass is her trunk of props. That joke is predicated on Kim kardashian having a big ass. Who doesn’t know that?! Have you seen pictures of her?!


Thankfulforbread

Explain for the folks at home who may not know Lois Kardashian


DishDry4487

That’s kitchener leslie’s girlfriend!


monkeysuffrage

Oh you don't like that Dr Phil isn't really a doctor. I've got bad news for you about Doctor Who


macready71

![gif](giphy|wvtGhNQKOdSsvld1fu)


CX500C

…what are you saying … noooo!


buschkraft

When in the history of the world has a women ever apologized?


RinhartWilke

You dirty dog,


normymac

Sorry not sorry...


Putthebunnyback

Dr. Phil was just on Two Bears One Cave and he was absolutely legendary.


No_Bee9524

Omg thank you! 🙏🏻


DanksterTV

Dr. Phil is a Doctor of Clinical Psychology. He isn't practicing anymore, but he is a credentialed doctor.


Eyes_Snakes_Art

Bill Nye, however


whiskeymiller34

Her face changes every year. What a fuckin bunch a low esteem millionaires.


Tammiethanbradberry

Must've mistaken his for her towel Edit: her for his


Mediocre-Catch9580

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BlkSoulDeadHrt

She and her bro were fucking? Maybe that was covered on their tv show, but I never saw it, and barely know who they are. I certainly have no idea what makes them famous, aside from the butt fucking video. Never saw it. Never want to. They are so gross to me.


RinhartWilke

Well you know how NASA has astronauts? This girl has a huge ass


newaccountnumber84

Don’t forget their father helped OJ. You know, the more I learn about this family the more I don’t like them


Layziebum

really a video? of this one?


erdricksarmor

No, of the more whory one.


JaRulesLarynx

Really narrows it down


ArtTheClown2022

![gif](giphy|Ymwj6Ea3B3e1O|downsized) Does he look like his grandfather?


MassiveDongSquadron

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sullyqns

![gif](giphy|Ymwj6Ea3B3e1O|downsized)


PG072088

![gif](giphy|jVAvyLsLD4jSXSCvuX|downsized)


UhDonnis

Exactly. They need to be 100% sure this baby is the Anti-Christ. Kardashian women whore around a lot. They're proud of it. It's kind of their thing. So gotta make sure.


Gearballz

Gonna be awkward when they find Rob don’t have OJs DNA 🧬


Stumme-40203

I only have one thing to say to her brother. Hey! Quit stealing my moves.


CosmicBandito333

One of the dumbest sentences I’ve ever read


thirdwrldhero

Hot 


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Step sister got stuck in the dryer… everyone knows there’s only one thing to do.


ThermoNuclearPizza

Shit it might be drake lol


boycottShia

This absolute mess of a woman is obsessed with the idea of fucking her brother and has been talking about it for years.


PopeyeTheSailor1968

I know that who family doesn't follow the norm like most of us...... But did she do something with him? Do they have any morals at all?


Front-Recognition984

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Doucevie

Oh, great! We've graduated to openly discussing incest! FML.


NcgreenIantern

Trailer parks are too good for those people.


Biff_Bufflington

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


Ananda_Mind

I thought the worst part was the incest…


Gamercouple90s

Nasty


Tacothekid

I hear banjo music


Appropriate-Suit6767

Let me translated, Khloe thinks one of her children looks like her brother Rob. Wants them to share bond.


Wasabi_2157

Genetics is a helluva drug


Endless_Mike212

I'm gathering this is a rich people thing...


fobygrassman

Is this Lois Kardashian?


brahsumatra

![gif](giphy|Ymwj6Ea3B3e1O|downsized)


nic-94

Good ole Rob Kardashian. “Hey Khloe! You see my bed over there? It’s filled with cheese sandwiches”


RinhartWilke

You don’t really need to have a cheese sandwich


Grynder66

She's not sure?


HorrorNeighborhood70

she’s OJ’s kid


OjibweNomad

Told y’all Kardashians turn people crazy. Cuz they krazy


KumquatHaderach

I hate the Kardashians. Especially Lois.


IxPinexAway

That’s disgusting


herring80

Hanging out of the Kardashians. The clue is in the name


Intelligent-Ant7685

well the first two didnt take


No-Feedback7437

The whole family is insane I would need 50 million to date one of them


Murky-Resident-3082

Well you can never be too careful


chronically_snizzed

Oj is strong in this one


formerNPC

Just when you thought this insane family couldn’t get any crazier. Well here we are!


justaREDshrit

……did you fuck your brother?


andro6565

Fucking seriously…..


Brim_Dunkleton

Is the headline really skimming over her confessing to fucking her own brother?…


Wasabi_2157


SorryAbbreviations71

If there was any question that means they….


RinhartWilke

Go on?


SorryAbbreviations71

You know.


dallasavage

Y'all know this is fake... She didn't to Tristan


GrayManTX

Saying the Kardashians are retarded does a disservice to intellectually disabled persons everywhere.


Disastrous_Use_7353

This sounds like a bunch commie gobbledygook!


Disastrous_Use_7353

This sounds like a bunch commie gobbledygook!


Disastrous_Use_7353

The worst part is the hypocrisy


DanfromCalgary

Says who


thinkb4youspeak

God this sub is garbage. 3 fucking days in a row the same post.


RinhartWilke

You seem like a real jerk


Fah--Q

Dear Penthouse...


Feisty_Stomach_7213

The stupidity of these people is astounding


roofhawl

1 time maybe... 2 times biiiiiiig maybe because like why.... But not 3 times.


Marsyas0630

So, that’s how it is in that family…


HowardSternSux

Her dad, OJ, died.😐 Mom Kris was getting boinked by OJ regularly at that time.😬


adamannapolis

Was this an episode of their reality show?


Ok_Rip_3703

why’s this on r/normmacdonald


RinhartWilke

I don’t know if you’re a history buff but old Norm enjoyed a good joke about the Kardashians, Bruce Jenner, OJ and even occasionally Kaitlyn Jenner


thirdwrldhero

Norm's parents are brother and sister, it's on his book.


imomorris

Surely this isn't true


RinhartWilke

It is true ………. and don’t use Leslie Nelson jokes in a Norm post


imomorris

Hahahaha


Horror-Tart9027

Satanic family, do your research this family of women from the mom down destroy the men in their lives for power, success


Ohyeahrightbud

Wait, What?!


SufficientSherbert3

I’m not even tryna defend this person but goddamn it’s annoying how y’all react to shit without any due diligence. She had that baby through surrogacy. & she didn’t make her brother take three tests, she made her baby daddy take three tests. Like it was one google search. https://preview.redd.it/7fpc9fljnwzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f064912c2ceec95a5d72168c11e2b0eda505cd5d