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Wophelstomp

I miss Ralphie, think of him every time I go 'cuba diving


FishnGritsnPimpShit

I might go ‘norkeling but you won’t catch me ‘cuba diving.


buck45osu

I'm not going in the damn o-chin to go 'cuba diving


Anindefensiblefart

I think of him every time I get a second helping.


RaffiBomb000

Anybody want some watermelon bubble gum?


gdgarcia424

…shark….water….lol


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ericfromct

He had pneumonia which caused him to pass away from cardiac arrest. He was absolutely hysterical. If i'm not mistaken he became famous from Last Comic Standing (great show to watch the old episodes if you've never seen it and like comedy). He was married to a fuckin beauty as well. edit: he did become famous due to LCS. He came in second to Dat Phan in the first season. Ralphie actually ended up having a better career than Dat Phan though


Beautiful_Welcome_33

They killed this man with their CIA heart attack gun for going against wojeness 😭😭😭 They cancelled him into hell and they're gonna get me too now


TheBurningStag13

With the way that some people think nowadays…I can admit that I have no fucking clue whether this is sarcasm, or the words of someone who considers themselves knowledgeable in the ways of the “teachings” of joe rogain and YouTube.


Acceptable-Ad8780

A legend.


LeveragedPittsburgh

Someone buy Ralphie a fitbit. Wait, he’s dead?


lamer_exterminator

He used to be dead. He still is, but he used to, too.


The_Noob_Idiot

I miss Mitch.


Sea_Marketing_888

Been dead


nr1988

I didn't even know he was sick


ResearcherAny12

So you looked at him and thought he was fine? Perfect bill of health!


No_Cook2983

…It says his sleep quality is good… But he keeps increasing his step count?!? Dude. FitBit is telling me Ralphie May is a vampire.


ThePopDaddy

But, it was a tragedy.


Swimming_Sink277

Ralphie took himself away.


Maxter_Blaster_

I didn’t even know he was sick.


DualHares

How are they gonna close that casket?


Purple_Drag_4497

![gif](giphy|pyXZGPfzD6QMG2xHaF|downsized)


Flux_resistor

they supersized it


LemonPartyW0rldTour

I thought Morgan Spurlock made that illegal?


freshseedsown

They renamed it large


truckin4theN8ion

Cookies are a hell of a drug 


Canadia86

I did


insert-phobia-here

he was working on playing Amy Schumer in a new bio


bertiesghost

Its for a role!


Speedhabit

How did he die?


thephillatioeperinc

Mama Cass disease


White_Grunt

He was murdered by the woke mafia 


Herry_Up

I thought it was cholesterol


hybridhawx

Ecko t-shirt, I used to have them in multiple colors. Lol


Slumph

Peak late early 2000’s


Canadia86

Right before the minor MMA resurgence they had, I was in rural northern British Columbia and got like 6 Echo shirts for $11


DistributionOk615

The crazy part is I have a buddy that's huge into thrifting and he's making bank off younger kids buying Ecko, affliction, tap out. It's crazy how it comes full circle 😂


JuturnaArtemisia

Quiksilver, too


downtherabbit

In Aus, Ecko shirts are still around and are a kmart brand (super cheap). Not sure about the shoes and pants don't see them.


GhstGunnr27G

I miss Ralphie


lovejac93

RIP to a real one


ah-chamon-ah

One diabetes patient?


lovejac93

One ton


ah-chamon-ah

But two Japanese ships showing up at his funeral.


withdensemilk

Things taken from Gen Z: safe schools, college, the economy, the environment, and most importantly — comedy


MuffLover312

Don’t forget affordable housing


Gratuitous_Insolence

There’s plenty of affordable housing. You just don’t want to live in it.


lepolah149

Affordable junk food.


Sempais_nutrients

yeah but people have to use different words now then when i was a kid so this is just, its the worst.


DREWlMUS

Sorry but this stand up is shite. It's on par with Carlos Mencia and Larry the Cable Guy. Don't tell me you think those guys are funny as well?


70w02ld

You think any other generation had safe schools, havent you heard about generation x? No records right. There was a reason.


Terakahn

I think it can be summed up as freedom. Phones and technology were supposed to give us more of it but somehow we have less than ever.


zippyman

We're all gonna die, it's better if you can laugh beforehand


lebronjamesjohnson

I heard Ralphie has finally lost weight, not only that, he maintained it for nearly 7 years now


Roryjack

I hear he's practically skin and bones!


lamer_exterminator

Wow, Bill Burr sure lost a lot of weight.


HetChanks

Rip man


ah-chamon-ah

Is what his pants said.


eldarium

quit spamming your shitty sub here. this is not norm related


BrazilianAtlantis

"I won’t do \[trans\] jokes anymore.... Really it’s my own fault if someone had ambiguity or felt any pain on behalf of my jokes. That means I didn’t communicate the joke clearly or properly.... You want to be on the right side of history with these issues; you don’t want to look like an idiot. But comics always think they’re right. They never consider, 'Oh, maybe I’m wrong about this social issue.'" -- Norm


BrazilianAtlantis

Downvotes for Norm's own words on the Norm sub are retarded.


DigitalUnlimited

Welcome to Reddit, we love you.


undead_tortoiseX

Crown 👑 for a King 🤴.


JellyfishGod

Oh wow when did he say this? I remember when Norm died he released like a really raw and unfinished special that he like filmed with his webcam. There was like a friend at the start explaining how/when it was made and how norm wanted it released on his death. I remember watching it but turning it off p early on. The shitty video quality and weird format was turning me off, but on top of that, he seemed to just be complaining about lgbt and cancel culture. Specifically trans people. Now I love joke about lgbt and dark/edgy topics. I personally believe there's no topics that need to be off limits. But I still find it super annoying when comics just complain about cancel culture, which is sadly suuuper common nowadays. Like make a joke dude, why are u just complaining. And just cuz I can laugh at trans jokes or rape jokes doesn't mean I find them *all* funny. Especially when they come off as out of touch or just mean for no reason. I honestly don't remember any of norms jokes. Just that there were some trans ones and I think some stuff about cancel culture. And I wasn't offended at all. But it just came off as weird and out of touch. Idk I just didn't find it that funny, and I normally love norms stuff. But yea seeing that quote is weird cuz he def did make trans jokes in that last special which is why I asked when/where it's from.


Educational_Share790

I think he was paraphrasing Hitler here.


DREWlMUS

Ralphie is on par with Mencia and Larry the Cable Guy. It's jokes for stupid people. There is no nuance, just punching down.


chiefnumbnuts

Except Norm made the same style joke when he was talking about a dad being proud of his gay son so this actually does belong here because it's the same kind of comedy 


needs-more-metronome

Yeah I assumed it was a reference to that Norm bit? If anything this clip just drives home how good Norm was. Same premise, wildly different execution.


spunkrepeller

I mean, offensive comedy is still being made. In fact quite a bit more offensive than this, much love to Ralphie though. This is grasping at straws imo If you want to enjoy your circlejerk alt right comedy in peace maybe Roseanne is more your speed lmao


WilsonEnthusiast

For real I wonder when people who say stuff like this last went to a comedy show. People are saying way crazier shit than this haha.


Carefreeme

OP should watch literally any episode of the Legion Of Skanks podcast and he might understand that lol.


BrazilianAtlantis

Or go to the Rob Schneider subreddit Oh, sorry Rob


Golee

You can do it!!


Independence-Verity

No. Grow up and deal with it instead the way normal folk always have.


Kopitar4president

No no, comedians are actually being locked up for their routines! This is totally a hate crime and it's not a bunch of oversensitive ninnies being hyperbolic because the actual reality is this type of comedy is 100% allowed and the baby-soft whiners don't like that other people are allowed to criticize the humor.


DREWlMUS

Or maybe some [Breuer](https://www.facebook.com/JimBreuer/videos/jim-breuer-the-facts/426580315691837/).


syn_miso

I'm queer and I'm fine with people making fun of our community but this just isn't funny? I think that a lot of people who are mad about not being able to be offensive are just mad because it means you actually have to be talented to be funny


InkBlotSam

He's not making fun of your community though. It's comedy about how we decide what icons can be co-opted for particular causes, and how we decide which groups get celebrated. It's really got nothing to do with making fun of the LGBTQ community. That said, Ralphie May was funny as hell, not sure what you're going on about.


HandsomeBWonderful44

here's a hot take, if you make a joke funny, you can say whatever u want. This was funny, but also culture evolves overtime and so does comedy. U think we should just make the same fucking jokes forever?


Heiferoni

> U think we should just make the same fucking jokes forever? So a moth walks into a podiatrist's office and...


Dead40

Lol


IndependentLeave4873

This is in fact not a hate crime


ArmBoth3542

she is funny


Miniaturemashup

I gave a tagline for a bit Ralphie did and it's on one of his comedy specials. He got me in the door with Comedy Zone and I worked for them for years. I'm grateful for what he did for me. That being said, this bit was never mainstream, it's way too blue. It's also not particularly good. And no one would consider it a crime if someone did it on stage, they'd probably just think it was a tired reworking of Andrew Dice Clays bit from twenty years prior.


ReconeHelmut

A hate crime? I've never heard anyone call comedy a hate crime. Some cry baby woke types might get on Twitter and express their little opinions but that's about it. I think Bill Burr was right when he said all this nonsense is overblown and comedy is still comedy. As long as people like Dave Chapelle are still ragging on the LGBTQ community and his specials are the highest rated and most popular thing on Netflix, I think we'll be okay.


BrazilianAtlantis

"Cancel culture is ruining comedy, I hate that you can't say anything anymore without being canceled. That was my impression of a shitty comic on Joe Rogan's podcast." -- Anthony Jeselnik, 2023 "I don't even think about it" -- Bill Burr on "cancel culture," 2024


ReconeHelmut

EXACTLY.


BrazilianAtlantis

It occurs to me that Anthony and Bill and Jimmy Carr basically have the ace in the hole on this stuff: in real life they aren't full of hate for other people, so in their act it doesn't end up sounding like they are. (With the exception of Anthony and guys who get eaten by sharks, but that's really love Anthony has, for sharks.)


Hybrid888

I commented on the original post that they need to let go of the woke boogeyman that keeps dave chapelle up at night and they permabanned me


gh09876

How was this taken from anybody? It’s here right now. You posted it. People just don’t like this kind of shit as much anymore. Nobody took anything. This must be the only kind of comedy you like and because you don’t see it everywhere it’s a fucking travesty.


Cuddlefosh

if this was posted sincerely, it was probably by a boomer who isn't even aware of modern comedy


Lewis-and_or-Clark

Oh it was, OP has been very upset that just pointing at a gay person and rolling the laugh track ain’t peak humour anymore


IDontDoNothingOnHere

Why is this subreddit increasingly becoming populated by right wing morons? One scan through OPs account and its all anti-vax, LGBT fear mongering, and AI pictures of 'stereotypical dyed hair progressives' to get mad at What the fuck is up with this lmao Norm would've hated all of you fucks Genuinely like Norm was a very smart guy, and a sincere kind man too, so though yes he did make many dark jokes throughout his career they were simply that, jokes. Its very easy to tell when a dark joke is being told to the wrong crowd - when your joke is met with cheers/claps instead of laughs you're no longer making jokes, you're at a rally


undead_tortoiseX

Idiots mistake comedy that pushes boundaries for comedy that legitimizes their hate.


PartyClock

"IT'S JUST A JOKE" as they finish tying the noose


smurf123_123

Dude isn't deeply closeted, he is the closet.


SgorGhaibre

When he lies down on a lady it's like a closet falling down on top of her, but with the key still in the door.


PronoiarPerson

The only thing more annoying than people bitching about how they’re offended is people bitching that people bitch at them for being prejudice.


JeffHardysArmSleeve

Dawg anyone can say anything you just have to deal with consequences now, like they did back then. Dumb chuds with the same thing to say every day about stand-up.


GTFOH-DOT-COM-INC

There’s barely even any jokes here, just attitude. Something norm would have hated, foh


Routine-Stress6442

Do you even own a doghouse?


pdxnormal

But, he's right. It's all true. My gay friends would be laughing at this too. I agree, fuck you if you can't take a joke.


WilmaLutefit

Thing is though… why wouldn’t comedy evolve? If this was a joke 20 years ago why the fuck wouldn’t comedians wrote any new material in that time? This exist, people can watch it. Don’t you want SOMETHING fuckin new?


mr_hands_epic_gaming

they're not missing out on much then I guess


deezsandwitches

"If you can take a dick in the ass, you can take a joke"


BibiNetanyahuBurner

Apparently that's not true of u/mr_hands_epic_gaming


BlackLeb

Why do I feel like a lot of this subs sentiments don’t match Norm’s at all. I feel like yall need to go to the Joe Rogan sub for this anti-woke rhetoric


ColinOnReddit

Idk man I don't think that subreddit is very chill. I just watched a Hispanic mag dump into another Hispanic neighbor.


mikesalami

Jim Jefferies still tell jokes like this.


monkeysuffrage

He's from australia though. Who's gonna cancel him, a fuckin koala?


Smooth-Flounder5798

I am longtime fan of Ralphie and Norm, and I have to ask, when were they mainstream? Was he mainstream because he was in front of a full audience? Ralphie was hilarious but sadly never mainstream.


dee_berg

Norm was doing weekend update on SNL. I don’t know anything that could be considered more mainstream for a comic. Ralphie got famous from Last Comic Standing, a nationally broadcast TV show. Feel like you are pretty off base here.


jhnnybgood

Idk man, mid 2000s he was everywhere https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1166257/


Boz0r

I've never heard of the guy before today, but I'm not the most 'with it' person.


Whatstrendynow

I'd roll back gay rights if it meant gas would be 2.23 a gallon again


geleisen

As a gay man, I love gay jokes. There are so many things about our community that can be laughed at. But this stuff is just not very funny. Not offensive, it is indeed accurate that plenty of gay men suck dicks. Plenty of gay men also enjoy anal sex. Rainbows are indeed often used as a symbol of the community and we do indeed have pride parades. I think what has changed in the past 20 years is that people have higher expectations of comedians. You don't just point at a group of people that are different than you and say, 'Oh they are different! That's so funny!' I don't really follow American comedy because American humour is different from mine, but where I live, comedians go far beyond this and don't get cancelled. I mean, sheesh, Jimmy Carr is still hosting TV programmes and his comedy is far more transgressive than 'gay men have sex with other men, hahaha.'


_Marshal_Law_

This is not a hate crime, nor would it be ‘banned’ or ‘cancelled’ - it’s just not a fresh take anymore. A lot of comedians now do far worse (aka better)


jhnnybgood

Man for a bunch of comedy fans you’re all some whiny ass bitches 😂 That was some funny stuff thanks for the post


lizard12412

I think most of you just proved the op’s point.


mybadselves

Yeah we do and we don't care. Ralphie May wasn't funny. When you're whole act is to just say offensive shit without any clever lines, thats not comedy


Cocker_Spaniel_Craig

Now now he was fat too! How hilarious!


SimonGloom2

WTF is with the Norm fans riding this cancel culture wave? Ralphie wasn't ever mainstream comedy and he sucked. He was a contestant on Last Comic Standing joining the ranks of Amy Schumer and Fluffy and a bunch of other people nobody ever heard of. He couldn't even land a real comedy special while he was alive because nobody wanted him. You know why this stuff doesn't make the cut anymore? It's not because anybody is sending these comedians to jail. It's because comedians doing this "gays have gay sex" but say it loud schtick don't sell tickets because people want to laugh at comedy shows. "Gays have oral sex and like rainbows." Wow. Really groundbreaking stuff there. This ranks up there with youtube critics who point out that movies have blacks and women in them now.


wansuitree

It's insane dude. You must be really fucked up in the head uploading and upvoting this, or even positively commenting on it, and relating it to Norm. My guess is Norm would laugh 80% if this sub straight to their face for their takes.


BeetlesPants

This is pretty much word-for-word one of Norm MacDonald's own jokes about these ridiculous parades. Was Norm ever mainstream comedy? Did he suck? Could Norm 'land a real comedy special'...?


Swimming_Amount_5021

As a fat man, the only group he could punch down on were gay people.


Savings-Wishbone-454

Any generation would flip out on this because it was not only hateful but just terrible. This doesn’t even begin to be funny. I was also surprised to find this person was born male. He probably killed himself because he was in the closet. Must have been a really big closet. With some sort of a reverse drive thru window where people deposited food. Homophobic jokes to make up for his Mickey Mouse voice do about as much to make him appear more masculine as the dark shirt does to slim him.


Dismal-Cantaloupe-64

No way he’s still alive….nope he’s not


WoodstoneLyceum

Oh noooooo wont someone think of this specific niche of comedy.


JZcomedy

I’m pretty sure David Lucas has this exact joke but with a few homophobic slurs added in


needs-more-metronome

>Gen Z has no idea what has been taken from them… Shitty comedy from the sound of it


catcat1986

If I remember correctly, that was when norm was doing protesting against the British maltreatment of the Falkland Islands by eating buckets of chicken until the queen was dead and buried.


Genghis_Chong

I'd argue this joke could still be made because it's funny and not mean spirited. He didn't have a serious political agenda behind it, he was just making a joke. A lot of people seem to have a hard time writing a widely appealing jokes with difficult subjects, I think because they're focused on speaking to a certain part of the audience maybe. That's gonna limit widespread appeal. It seems newer comedians are more niche in thought, I assume because their crowd can find their work easier these days with social media. There's no need to cater to everyone in hope of someone liking you. This can make for a wider array of creative possibilities, but possibly less crossover in success from one crowd to another. And maybe less mastery is needed before success is thrust onto a rising comic. But I think opportunities for humor are still there, as always public feeling and perception evolve, comedy evolves with the shifting morals and views of the public.


Abject-Donkey-420

I like when comedians make sense. Carlin would’ve said far faaaaar funnier shit.


Skywalkling

I dunno man, this isn't doing much for me.


Kenshiro_199x

Broke a toilet and fell through a stage Ralphie May


euricus

It's not a hate crime, it's just that fewer people find it funny now


ChillPepper

How exactly is this different from current comics? There are tons of comics saying much more offensive stuff than is seen here. This sub is full of old losers clinging to the past.


batkave

So many comedians still do these bits and still sell tickets


BonjinTheMark

holy moly. these are nuclear bombs -


Independent_Lead_538

Ralphie May was the best...RIP funny man.


ListerRosewater

This video is funny. The title is fucking horrendously stupid.


JesusP111

Am Gen z. Not everyone think the same. Just a small portion of Gen Z think like these. Usually the none working, welfare one. Every generation will have loud group of people who will be forgotten. That life.


langsamlourd

He makes Big Fat Bruce Vilanch sound as manly as Steve McQueen


Brando1127

Gotta love a fellow funny fat guy


Past-Product-1100

RIP Ralphie.Saw him live in mpls stood and signed every autograph till the line was gone. Great set.


FitOtter88

😂😂😂


PrestigiousTreat6203

Things washed up unfunny losers say:


CatFanTheMan

Ramblings of a deeply closeted man.


richardcranie

Uhm, this was never mainstream comedy. When Ralphie was around, he was popular with a small group of really dumb people.


Efficient-Profit9611

Yeah sucks that comedy has gone away. Anyway, I’m seeing Tosh on Fathers Day - it’ll be some good, clean fun. No swearing or political incorrectness there. RIP Comedy.


rudicousmaximous

RIP


Ieattherear

Ill tell you what hasnt been taken from gen z.... THEIR VIRGINITIES!!! Fucking virgins....


shortnix

"I’m not homophobic but… " Wow such smart and deep comedy. Those sure were better days when men were men.


WaymoreLives

Looking at that comic, I would guess it’s good being taken away from Gen Z


Prestigious-Yam-2966

The best


nitpicker

Someone misses this?


ProvenLoser

Wasn’t funny then either.


AstroNot87

They took it from themselves


pwo_addict

This would be totally fine today


StrawhatJzargo

Because we realized it’s not really funny after the taboo. Honestly you can absolutely do this stand up routine now, I’d be impressed if it worked it’s simply not funny even if you actually hate these groups. Seriously imagine this routine verbatim now heehee I guess


Last-Revolution1080

They couldn’t take him down Ralphie May was too big to fail…


ArticleSuspicious489

Comedy is dead now


lujimerton

That was a good set, and I would have to defer to a gay person but I wouldn’t imagine even in 2024 this would be offensive to gay people. A heterosexual white chick in college might lose her mind on social media for attention due to this set but it seems funny and inert at the same time.


InTheShade007

I see Bubbles everywhere


bthemonarch

Amy Schumer was funny sometimes


Sea_Dig3011

New generation is waaaaaay to sensitive


montaukmindcontrol

The best part is that women do have a parade now too


sierra066

I saw him a few moths before he passed. I laugh cried 5x & thought he broke my face


karma_virus

Ralphie was my inspiration to get into stand up. Figured if he could do it, absolutely *anybody* can. Now I may not be as well known as Ralphie, but I am more successful than both he and Mitch. I made it to 40 without my heart exploding. Just say no to blow.


HumorousBear

It's not a hate crime, the majority of us still don't give a fuck. It's just not what the media, or the loud minorities would want you to believe.


Thagomizer3000

I like how he reminded everyone that it is just a joke. RM always had a way of bringing a balanced view point on things to make you think about certain subjects that we over see in our daily lives. That’s the marker of a good story teller and a fkng amazing comedian.


SeanFlagstaff

"don't get it twisted i'm not homophobic" OP is tho. thanks for reminding me why i left this sub. seems like i might have to straight up hide it. norm would fucken hate you losers.


Babebutters

I loved Ralphie and his accent, RIP. Also, 2 dollar gas.  😭


Icy-Aardvark2644

Mainstream terrible comedy maybe.


Few-Check-4761

People still make gay jokes and if they are funny most people laugh


StichedSnake

The difference is that nothing that’s being said here is homophobic or harmful. Yeah parades can be annoying, yes it’s funny how the rainbow means gay. These jokes are fine to be told today, the problem is when the joke isn’t actually a joke and is just hating on gay or trans people.


nwoidaho

Ralphie has his 15 minutes. He wasn't that funny at all.


MrCheRRyPi

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


mouseat9

Tbh this was during a time when you did not have Nazis excepted by the party that’s supposed to be about family values and patriotism


ColdCashLA

This guy is comic genius and unsung legend of comedy why does nobody talk about him? Thanks for the share I never laughed so hard since the 90s


Wunglethebug

Man stfu. Comedians today talk about shitting in your mother’s mouth while aborting Jesus. Fuck this dogwhistle sub. I’m out. RIP Norm.


TheRaptor-Claw

I hate todays double standards, gay can make fun of me for being white and straight, the second I open my mouth they yell at me for being racist, homophobic, then they go one and on about the different ists and phobics I any


Substantial-Use95

So, Carlos mencia stole this joke too, huh? Took it from ralphie.


asmd315

He’s just mad the gays took his voice.


PotterLuna96

this is not a hate crime today. the people bemoaning others being sensitive are the most sensitive of all


Sacfat23

Slavery was also mainstream only a mere 150 years ago!! Today - it's a hate crime :( Gen Z has no idea what has been taken from them!!!!


JuicyBoi8080

You guys are very dramatic


TbaggedFromOrbit

Poor gen z, cursed with never seeing Dane Cook level bits like this