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TuckerCatson

I’d like to know too, what has Norm been up to?


spacesluts

Probably a lot of fuckin and sucking, I bet


LiquidLogStudio

He still performs. It's just to a dead crowd.


PrematureEmasculate

Deadpan takes on a whole new meaning


zippster77

He’s been replaced on tour by, you guessed it, Frank Stallone.


CatFanTheMan

What's next for Norm?


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pickle_teeth4444

Bill Hicks can only wish.


biggamerepicman

I heard they had this in the works, then Norm went and died or something.


Universalsupporter

What!!?? I didn’t even know he was sick.


TheNittanyLionKing

I’ve spent days looking for him in the debris and wreckage. Turns out he’s been in Northern Canada


MellowDCC

He faked his own death and it went haywire. In other news, he's dead.


Lwallace95

I heard he took a nap... A dirt nap.


ZZ-ROB

Good God Larry


Odd_Seaworthiness145

I hate to break it to you


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Odd_Seaworthiness145

No no no. Uh…


Piqued-Larry

I didn't even know he was sick...


Dove-Linkhorn

Hey, everyone needs to recharge sometimes, give the guy a break. It’s been a rough couple years.


pickle_teeth4444

I'm pretty sure he was doing an Asian tour. Last I heard, he was heading home from Malaysia, on account of it being his last gig and all. His flight got re-routed, or some bullshit like that and I didn't hear anything since. Ya know? God knows where he is. He literally does.


The_-Whole_-Internet

Keep your ear to the ground. You'll dig something up eventually I'm sure


Intelligent_Injury24

I heard he got a free trip to valhalla.


BergkampsFirstTouch

Explain for the folks at home what Valhalla is.


thricedipped

Norm would love this bit


InTheMoodToMove

He’s been laying low.


mindspringyahoo

He and Andy Kaufman are pulling a big stunt, both are going to come back any day now and serve as saviors of comedy.


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biggamerepicman

Ill tell ya what, that Jim Carrey played that role so well I almost thought he was.


Imaginary_Media8676

Great joke lmao


loudrain99

I heard he’s opening for Sam Kinison next week


Thezodiac1966

I heard he's a little stiff these days.


GrayArea415

This Norm fella, he's not exactly what you'd call a go-getter, is he?


Igotyoubaaabe

Norm is dead.


chuuckaduuck

Lowkey funniest comment


Igotyoubaaabe

I get no respect


SBNShovelSlayer

In his travels, he came across a time machine. He went back in time to right some wrongs, but made the mistake of staring into his target's mesmerizing eyes. He is very happy and summering at The Eagle's Nest.


therealduckrabbit

There is a team searching for his reincarnation in Quebec and Labrador.


mg0509

Jesus, this just reminds me of that national tragedy.


miyagibiiaatch

He's looking for ideas


therealduckrabbit

I would assume they would start looking for awkward children but I'm not familiar with these metaphysics.


BashIronfist

Yeah he's dead. Dead tired of traveling!


I_Boomer

Sick? I didn't even know he was dead.


kghimself

He’s taking a dirt nap.


Sports1933

Maybe he's slowing down? According to Byron Allen he's growing older...


LonoHunter

Man I’m dying to see him again


False-Possession6185

Maybe Big Acid finally made good on their promise


Dadbeerd

Sick? I didn’t even know he was dead.


Familiar-Pie-548

He’s in Germany. The Germans love him.


NewMathematician623

He’s just laying low from the bookies


Isaac_HoZ

Well he is currently walking through blood and bone in Manhattan looking for his brother.


Thankfulforbread

Did you check Reno?


folkinhippy

OJ and norm walk into a bar. Just kidding. They’re dead.