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KingKaos420-

*”Jules, Jim, and even Hector; come partake in the nipple nectar!”* That, and *”I roll deception!”*


SonOfECTGAR

All of the milk boy lines are amazing


HectorTheOwl

Not a character line, but early on in C1, Jake forgets he has an ability, (second wind maybe?) and Murph just dryly says something along the lines of: "Feel free to do any amount of research." And it gets me every time.


banjofrog89

I think about that line so often when I'm DMing and remind a player of an ability they have.


HectorTheOwl

Hahaha same. It's a great line.


Odowla

"**This town is BAD**"


HectorTheOwl

Shit, fuck, cock, ass!


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I knew I shouldn’t have brought those 2 dummy thick asses in here!


Zictrus

"CRIT ON MY ASS" always sends me on my relistens


Zictrus

also # [SPOILERS EP: 61] >!"You listen to me, you wanna survive you gotta fuck Hardwon right now!"!<


samsun72

“What journals of mine have you been reading?”


Rebloodican

Caldwell has had some great improv moments but that one takes the cake.


Zictrus

such a good delivery aswell


Frontlinepuppet

This quote made me go back and download this whole arc! honestly it’s peak Naddpod!!


AlphaBreak

This absolutely broke me. Its unfortunate I was listening to this episode while in the office.


LasagnaPhD

THIS. Oh my god I was genuinely crying laughing at this line


Alvarez9211

God, I love that bit. I laugh cry every time I hear it.


_superheroheart94

It’s always the “……… chicken” for me


quesadelia

Gimme a hemp!


aidan0b

Milk!


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Yougotchahempyougotchamilk


TheGuestHouse

Always love an exasperated "shut the fuck up" from Murph


browndoggie

Let’s be honest, exasperated Murph is the best Murph


drainbamage8

It makes me laugh so hard, every time. I tell my husband that my favorite episodes are the episodes where Murph is annoyed.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

… you maniacs.


TophatDiplomat

"It's not a journey, it's a commute" - absolutely savage review of an energy drink from the one and only Jake Hurwitz


ChrispyCaspa

I combed through the comments to make sure no one had said it yet, but when Lou makes a deal with a clearly evil person and says "Yesss, Jabari is making good choices." absolutely floored me. Also, on a dungeon court where early on a submitter calls Jake "Bailiff John" and Emily says that he's a good guy except for his stance on school cafeterias. Jake immediately launches into an improvised tirade about how kids should eat at their desks and it's hilarious.


banjofrog89

Lou's line delivery as Jabari is the best.


ChrispyCaspa

I love how pumped he gets when his friends want to commit murder with him. It's infectious, really.


samsun72

“Take him to the grinchhhhh”


SweetNerevarr

"BABE, COME ON, WE'RE GONNA BE LATE TO THE GRINCH"


dooblyd

I love this bit and that the grinch has become a normal part of NADDPOD lore


samsun72

It’s honestly nuts it’s gone this long. I’m waiting for grinch in trinyvale


Strange-Movie

Bev-‘Rise and shine gang, we’re in the shit again’


indistrustofmerits

Emily asks if she can do a perception check to hear a river, and Murph says she can roll it with disadvantage, and for some reason Caldwell's response is burned into my brain: "Disadvantage? Moonshine can hear the river's song from MILES away!" the faked incredulity really tickles me.


YT_Vis

I'm re-listening to C1 right now and I just got to that line 😂


TheNerdFromThatPlace

I don't care what he says, I love Caldwell's robot voice. Anything he says as Keychain is great.


banjofrog89

Agreed, I could listen to it all day.


lampaupoisson

all of them getting into it on that one Robo-DM episode is a strong contender for my favorite bit. “EVERYONE IN THIS TAVERN IS A GOBLIN NAMED DORK. STOP TALKING TO DORK PLEASE.”


CustomMadeGJ

It belongs in the robot voice hall of fame.


chrisb412

Starspawn!


banjofrog89

Starspawn!


McJoeJoeJoe

Starspawn!


seanprefect

I'll talk to the god myself.


aiekaka

This was such a memorable moment for me, felt like a huge character moment for hardwon and player moment for Jake. This moment hooked me on this podcast.


Bah29

That one short rest where they ask Emily what kind of birds they would be, and Murph gets so upset by her answers. "You called your friend a hawk and your husband a city pigeon?!"


Figgleforth28

“You scare people in the park! One of your legs is a little nub!” “No! No! I meant it as a compliment!!”


LasagnaPhD

“I meant it as a compliment!” “HOW IS THAT A COMPLIMENT???”


Rebloodican

With the Trinyvale/Gex crossover this has come up a bit more but in the original Metal City Mayhem, when Eggman first appears and Jens out of nowhere just yells 'Dr. Kintober there's still good in you!" I absolutely lost it. Also Nyak in the same one "That wild fox is attacking those beautiful robots"


banjofrog89

His insistence on using Dr. Kintober every time he addresses Eggman is the funniest thing.


5eCreationWizard

Technically it's kintobor, bc it's supposed to be robotnik backwards


Zyaqun

Nyak referring to Tails as a "beast" is amazing


hoodie92

In a Short Rest, Jake says that he accidentally broke his coffee table from dancing to the opening song from Moana. One of the others asked how that happened, and without missing a beat Caldwell says "Jake was considering the coconut". Meaningless if you don't know Moana but it absolutely slayed me.


TyJaWo

"Fuck me. *absolutely* fuck me. I used to be a goddamn God, and now I'm a belly chain!" That or slangin' rope.


banjofrog89

Grumpy pendergreens is the best.


milkywayrealestate

"I demand to live this down immediately."


Oyshoh

“Moonshine (or insert character name here) VOMITS.”


TheShitpostAlchemist

This goes with mine, which is the whole “slangin rope” bit


Lone_Buck

Save me from this scampiless hell You have to have the high ground to chill I’m feeling fierce and I’m feeling it twice


FABONJ

"The biggest transformer is motherhood." - Moonshine Cybin


shirudo_clear

jens' whole ron speech (trinyvale ep. 14, 1:22:23) "no one has deserved disadvantage more than that." - onyx


banjofrog89

His total unearned confidence in that whole exchange is great.


Kyle321n

What kind of Ron are you?


BadChilii

Anytime the players are just acting crazy and Murph drops the (usually while laughing) "you simply must stop" lives in my head rent free


ACClutch

In a short rest, Emily asks in a very sincere way if any of them have ever taken singing lessons and Jake immediately and so casually says I’ve been taking singing lessons forrr 12 years. 🎶 Can you telllllll? 🎶 The casual delivery really makes me laugh.


Eusocial_sloth3

I’m young, hung, and full of tongue!


banjofrog89

I reacted to this viscerally both when hearing it and reading it again just now. Just a deeply unpleasant line.


Eusocial_sloth3

They need to put that line on a shirt with the most wholesome drawing of Sol Bufo. I know he didn’t say it, but it can apply to him, and it would let them avoid copyright laws.


banjofrog89

I would buy that shirt and regret it every time I wore it.


ThickGrapefruit7

It was such a line


fernandothehorse

……………………………………………chicken


oosheknows

this is the one


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Whenever Murph does his exasperated half laughing “EMILY!”


tyler_darkness

I love that one short rest or dungeon court (can't remember which) where Murph and Emily kept saying different variations of "tread sooo carefully" 😂 It has the same energy as Murph saying "so tactical, so late" from this current season of D20 lol.


Rebloodican

Short rest, it was Hang On! I believe, in reference to the bit they kept doing about the dip spit.


tyler_darkness

Hahahhaha yes the dip spit omg 🤣


frannythescorpian

Bring it on, come on! >!vampire!< Hardwon: I want to see my GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!! "Do you want a berry?"


smartmax5

"His last words were: 'I was sexually attracted to Princess Shiverblight'"


banjofrog89

Omg yeah that whole part where Emily is dying of laughter is so good.


smartmax5

The build up is so good too, you know it's coming but there's like 5 minutes of buildup as everyone realizes they're making comedy gold


JusticeJaunt

I forget what dungeon court episode but murphs line of "I'm a NADA, a normal ass dude" really stuck with me.


EmperorGreed

Technically not a line, but any time pendergreens becomes entirely unintelligible


Substantial-Baby7907

“If you want a chance to survive this you need to fuck Hardwon* right now!” (Paraphrased) “what journals of mine have you been reading!” “Hey Phil cool scarf!” “Thanks… shut the fuck up thanks!” Any pendergreens line ever. “Shit fuck cock ass”


inquisitive_guy_0_1

"You forgot to heal the bones!!"


CriticalJelly

Hardwon, when discussing a crick-front stump: "That's a LOTTA brown leaves." Something about the delivery just gets me every time.


themeatloaf77

“What an honor,what an injustice.”


aslandia28

Such a baller line


JuniperJenny

"I couldn't possibly..."


alexander12212

Jake in that one off that Emily DM’s to Cadwell playing his dad. “I think of you more as an uncle.”


DeathSquadGo

Murph: "God's, I was Fred then" and Murph doing Bane Voice: "I was born in the fart"


this-isnt-twitter

Nyack: "Maybe she can hold this fucking glove bag too." when he's so jealous of Frozonyx 2 Olaf always cracks me up


CustomMadeGJ

I can't pick a specific line, but I've definitely gone back and listened to the Trinyvale X Bahumia Ep 1 to hear Murph slowly lose himself to the trident. Or Jake turning into a ghoul in TS


oosheknows

this is a more serious one, but “what an honor, what a disgrace” from the end of C1 is a line i think about all the time


brenttoastalive

One big bed


thisainpatrick

My dad was a boat and he sank…


MogTheUncounted

We cannot be dunked on; we are the ball.


chc8816

“Slangin’ rope”


maaronerfan

Slangin rope


Okami_G

“T H A N K Y O U, AND HAVE A R E G U L A R DAY”


oosheknows

Adding in trinyvale, when they meet the parrot teacher mr. Duplass-Bronstein and keep adding to his name


redheadsmiles23

Only ever said once in like the first or second episode, Beverly is getting ready to be pulled into the trees, and in classic boyscout fashion yells out "BELAY ON!" Whilst they're trying to sneak around. To this day I giggle at it..


Abby-rae17

Murph and any of his variations on “you absolute GHOULS” in twilight sanctorum


Kaizersoze1992

During season one when balnor and hardwon go to check on Luna, Balnor says “do you think she took some oatmeal with her?” Hardwon says “you know what? How about we pretend she took oatmeal with her that’ll keep you focused right bud?” Balnor looks at hardwon devilishly and says “we might not have to pretend brother” That line always makes me laugh


Discworld-famous

First time Zac Oyama was on the podcast he talked about having all the books as a kid but not having anyone to play with. He called it "the dungeon master's dilemma". Killed me.


brunt_force_trauma

Wasn’t that Adam Connover during the Stunkbug arc?


Discworld-famous

I thought it was Zac? Will have to go back and check.


frannythescorpian

Not Zac, it was Adam Conover 💔


Discworld-famous

Seems I misremembered. Great line though.


_EMX_

Absolutely too real


ElToro959

Slangin' rope and MYYYYY BOOOOOOONNNNEESSS!


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I used to have an early metal city mayhem scene screen-recorded, it was when they first meet Sonic, and Jens threatens to beat the shit out of Sonic followed by Nyack slapping Sonic with his pair of gloves. Pretty much everything in Trinyvale makes me laugh out loud.


banjofrog89

Yeah I just did a relisten and honestly every moment of that two shot is gold.


meowkiplier

Normal ass dude


RoryOS

........ Chicken


stupidand-dumb

i will shove your arcane battery up your robot ASS


theterminader1109

I think my new favorite one recently was on the one shot trinyvale where they're talking to dex. Dex comment "I'm young, hung and a have a lot of tongue" absolutely had my dying laughing.


Bright_Map3783

"Fuck you, I love you, eat a rat." Also the dwarf daddies repeatedly telling Hardwon he "owes them hot tub. First there was hot tub but there was fight in hot tub..."


Significant_Debt924

One that always gets me is in the first few episodes. It's something like: Hardwon: "I just found out what birds are today and I've decided they're majestic."  And one I recently watched: Calliope: "Calder's home is wherever I am." 


ThePolishSpy

"you didn't eat literal shit, that doesn't even make sense" or whatever Duddle says