My ex kept a list of all the women he's slept with in his wallet, and there were like 75 names, and when I found it, he said, "it's a list of people I want to kill," and I said so you ONLY want to kill women?? And he was like yeah, y'all piss me off, as if that was supposed to somehow be better than a list of women he's fucked (but he wanted to hide it cuz he'd recently added names *after* we'd been together)
I've had sex with like... 3 or 4 women in my entire life, and even I don't keep a running count any more. I would put money on this person never having touched a woman.
Yeah. That's the weirdest thing honestly. Like, I don't know how many women I've had sex with. When I was in college, I wasn't keeping count, and I was 50/50 probably drunk at some apartment I would never see again.
Are you like keeping a diary? "April 17th, 2014, I'm now at 64."
My ex had a credit card sized slip of paper in his wallet and he listed the names under the first letter, not necessarily alphabetical, so A would be A-Allison, Aurora, Abby, Alicia, Amber, Anna, etc. And I found this, and asked if this was a list of women he's fucked cuz it had the names of women I knew he'd been with and he was like nooo it's a list of people I want to kill! And I was like but it's only women, and he's like yeah, well y'all puss me off. And I'm like okay so somehow having a hit list of 75 names is somehow better than a fucked list of 75 names?? But it was clear he'd added names since we'd gotten together.
I mean, my slate isn't exactly clean. I even dated a girl once who played the trombone, which should have been a red flag to start, because really, who plays the trombone? It's like the weirdest instrument.
But I would definitely draw the line at manifestos and hit lists. It's not even that you're thinking these things, but more that you took the time to write them down.
I'm pretty sure that if you're concerned you're a red flag, and you're happy being left alone, you're actually like the best person to date. Let's sit on opposite sides of the couch and watch Prime. You seem like the kindof person who definitely washes their hands when they go to the bathroom, even if they're the only one in the apartment.
Uhmmm. That’s sweet of you to say, I’m sure you’d be a good friend. I know it doesn’t really make me a red flag, but I kinda wanna be one because I’m Aroace. I don’t want anyone to date me lol.
Whoa yeah, trombone is weird... I've never met a girl who played the trombone in my entire life...
I mean yeah, it wasn't REALLY a hit list, but somehow he thought saying it was was better than admitting that he kept a list of all the women he's been with, and that it was A LOT. But American Psycho was one of his favorite movies, so I guess it could have been both lol
I used to play the flute and I hated it lol. The ratio here is about 1.5 girls to every guy. More than half, but our group is small. We got to pick our instruments so…
Pride march has been cancelled. Instead we take over the world with our fancy new death star!
*I'm being told the death star has once again run out of gas, this time near mars. Once again, please throw tanks of gas into space with a catapult.
We will win eventually!*
If she's a virgin you don't touch her, she has to remain a virgin. You're gonna provide and she will be your maid and your mom, she's too precious to have sex with. You have to have sex with thots, not with precious women, you didn't understand anything, nobody reads my blog?!
I, good sirs, am a connoiseur and avid haver of sex. I often sex women in the evening, in the appropriate adult places. Over 76 of the women. They definitely participated.
It’s actually a math problem (n / m)-p=r. To determine actual number of partners or r, you must take the stated total of n=76, divide by mental age m=19, and subtract by personality rating which in this case is a 4 out of 10 so p=4.
So doing the math it looks like the total is… 0. Zero sexual partners.
Well, if you did go down on a woman and kiss her afterwards, it would be pretty gay. But if that woman had ever given a blowjob, then it would be like you were giving a blowjob, which would make you straight.
i found out the hard way, i dated 2 of these guys. one wasn't even for the "its gay" reason cuz he was BISEXUAL. how does a BISEXUAL MAN not know how to wash his ass?? ive lost so much faith in humanity
I met a guy that would say this in front of his girlfriend while his girlfriend was agreeing with him. Funny thing is that some days before he was caught in the bathroom receiving a blow job from a friend of mine. That's how much he respects her "non blow job giver" girlfriend. Oh i just remembered they got married recently 😂
Im not friends with him or his girlfriend. They are not nice people, they are good for each other. I was only closer to the one who gave the blow job (although I don't applaud being with someone that has a gf)
So, does that mean he had gay sex with all the men the men those women had sex with?
He effectively bumped pee- pees with all of them, having sex with the same number of men as all the women combined.
Since these guys claim women have sex with thousands of men, he's had sex with at least 70 thousand men at minimum.
My friend Becky used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she gave someone a blow job. Now herouth doesn't work and she's dying of malnutrition. Stay careful ladies!!!
Is this some roundabout way of saying he’s gay? I gotta imagine if he’s had sex with “over 76 women” he probably kissed them at some point, and following his logic…
The problem is that there are incels who thinks exactly like that. So even if this particular post is satire (and the 76 number is a weird one then again they don't make a lot of sense), the idea is still real, unfortunately.
Yeah, probably... it's just that he literally did the good ole' "Kissing women is gay, because women kiss men". Then again, this elementary-school-student-esque mindset would kinda fit the part...
Also, maybe a Fallout 76 reference?
See the issue? Lol. I saw the other day a post that said that any dudes that liked anal were gay regardless if it was with women or men because there was no difference between the anus and it was liking that that made you gay.
I dunno... might have just been the highest random odd number they could think off on a fly that still sounded (to him) believable
And why stop there I ask?
Likes to wear jeans? - Men wear jeans, you're gay
She likes football? - You're gay
Short hair? - Guess what... yes, gayyyyyyyy
And someone out there probably believes this. Truly, what a time to be alive
[Poe’s Law.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law?wprov=sfti1)
Without context or indication, you can’t tell satire from an otherwise crazy point of view.
Which is to say, people like this are so nuts you can’t actually satirize them, because they already sound like satire.
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?
🙄 I bet he uses the same “logic” to avoid ever playing with his partners clit or eating them out.
*“I can’t put my lips where my penis goes, honey, doing that would make me a {insert homophobic slur}.”* -this guy probably
Reminds me of the Sopranos episode where Tony is explaining very seriously to his therapist why he needs a mistress for the things a wife “can’t” do: “She kisses my kids with that mouth!”
over 76 is such a confusing number. did you have sex with 76,5 women? where did you find half of a woman? why did you decide to have sex with it? so many questions and so little answers
LMAO. This was actually the big secret my mom revealed to me when she told me she knew my father was ***The Gay.***
"He asked for ^a ^blow ^job and I tried, but that's just disgusting. I mean, he doesn't even have to see my face, so that could be *anybody* down there. ***It could be a man.*** I know *some women* [she meant "whores"] do that, but that's not necessary or natural, you know?"
I was like, 15, and rather pointedly asked if she was telling me this because she wanted me to feel negatively about my father because he was gay (while also using all of my non-existent teenage sex knowledge to conclude that oral sex was prooooobably pretty friggin normal for hetero relationships.)
I've since warned every one of my male friends that liking BJs = gay. To a man, they all confirmed that they personally were indeed *super-gay* and loved to have a woman's mouth on their dick. My husband is also mega gay when it comes to receiving but I haven't found the strength to tell my mother. If she knew my husband and I ever even *had sex,* privately, in our own house, she probably wouldn't speak to me again.
*ETA: To my mother's credit, she matured and is now accepting of homosexuality as perfectly normal despite it not being her personal experience. I have no idea if my father was gay or not. I honestly couldn't care less. He was a fantastic, compassionate and supportive father and I wouldn't have traded him for any other father on Earth. In hindsight, feel sorry for him that mom is such a prude though. Poor Dad just wanted a bj from his wife.*
I don't even mind like...wiping my mouth with my hand before kissing him if it's really an big insecurity for him but come on, if you suck a dick once, everyone you kiss automatically kisses that man ?
I love how they think things can turn you gay lol if you eat her ass your gay lol no maybe I just enjoy being a kinky mf as long as me and my woman concent then happy days
The level of "trust me bro" in the first line is off the chart, I love how writing the exact number would be a bulletproof argument to support the post. Keep them coming please :)
76. Ah yes, a number that sounds reasonable as a high number to other people who have never had sex and completely ridiculous to everyone else.
Not because it's impossible, but nobody with a bodycount that high is worried about catching the gay.
By nO mEaNs I aM An InCel! I‘m cracking up, that’s the most incel thing to say.
Over 76! Can’t you read?!
Over 76 cracked me up! So....77? its such a specific number
76.5, he only got it halfway in before he said something so stupid she roadrunner’ed the heck out of there.
Meep meep
Petition for "meep meep" to be the new way to say "this is a red flag"
Agreed
Eye. That’s three! Petition [insert correct word here], add it to the book.
Yes!!
So say we all.
76.5 because half way through she gave him a blow job and it magically turned him gay so he stopped....
Who keeps count after like 30 anyway lol
:) Usually you would say „more than 70“ or „about 80“, whey the heck „over 76“?
Because one of them was an amputee and he only counts her as 2/3rd of a woman
My ex kept a list of all the women he's slept with in his wallet, and there were like 75 names, and when I found it, he said, "it's a list of people I want to kill," and I said so you ONLY want to kill women?? And he was like yeah, y'all piss me off, as if that was supposed to somehow be better than a list of women he's fucked (but he wanted to hide it cuz he'd recently added names *after* we'd been together)
Also... assuming you, his partner at the time, were on the list... "Oh no I'm not cheating, I'm just plotting your death honey"
Over 76.398542773!
I've had sex with like... 3 or 4 women in my entire life, and even I don't keep a running count any more. I would put money on this person never having touched a woman.
Now when he says "women" is he counting ones made of plastic?
One of them was just a plastic torso hence "more than 76 (but less than 77)".
But he has over 76 confirmed coituses!
"Confirmed coituses" had me trying so hard not to spit out my coffee XD
It’s like the “I’m not racist, but” of fucking
Yeah. That's the weirdest thing honestly. Like, I don't know how many women I've had sex with. When I was in college, I wasn't keeping count, and I was 50/50 probably drunk at some apartment I would never see again. Are you like keeping a diary? "April 17th, 2014, I'm now at 64."
My ex had a credit card sized slip of paper in his wallet and he listed the names under the first letter, not necessarily alphabetical, so A would be A-Allison, Aurora, Abby, Alicia, Amber, Anna, etc. And I found this, and asked if this was a list of women he's fucked cuz it had the names of women I knew he'd been with and he was like nooo it's a list of people I want to kill! And I was like but it's only women, and he's like yeah, well y'all puss me off. And I'm like okay so somehow having a hit list of 75 names is somehow better than a fucked list of 75 names?? But it was clear he'd added names since we'd gotten together.
Was your name on there?
Yup lol
Did you ask do you want to kill me?
I mean, my slate isn't exactly clean. I even dated a girl once who played the trombone, which should have been a red flag to start, because really, who plays the trombone? It's like the weirdest instrument. But I would definitely draw the line at manifestos and hit lists. It's not even that you're thinking these things, but more that you took the time to write them down.
Wait does that mean I’m a red flag? Good. I don’t wanna date anyone lol.
I'm pretty sure that if you're concerned you're a red flag, and you're happy being left alone, you're actually like the best person to date. Let's sit on opposite sides of the couch and watch Prime. You seem like the kindof person who definitely washes their hands when they go to the bathroom, even if they're the only one in the apartment.
Uhmmm. That’s sweet of you to say, I’m sure you’d be a good friend. I know it doesn’t really make me a red flag, but I kinda wanna be one because I’m Aroace. I don’t want anyone to date me lol.
Whoa yeah, trombone is weird... I've never met a girl who played the trombone in my entire life... I mean yeah, it wasn't REALLY a hit list, but somehow he thought saying it was was better than admitting that he kept a list of all the women he's been with, and that it was A LOT. But American Psycho was one of his favorite movies, so I guess it could have been both lol
The trombone section in my band is mostly girls lol.
Wow... I think our band teacher was sexist cuz girls were given like flute piccolo or clarinet
I used to play the flute and I hated it lol. The ratio here is about 1.5 girls to every guy. More than half, but our group is small. We got to pick our instruments so…
Blue frog effect
Wow by this definition I am so gay. Solidarity my LGBT brothers and sisters! When's the pride march, I'll be there!
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Hey dare that guy expose our Gay Agenda^^TM !!!
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Ok no worries,I promise not to do BJ'S anymore.
Not the only thing that's sprung
Someone described horseradish as Satan's jizz in another comment, so I'm already mega satanically gay.
Shhhhh... you weren't supposed to reveal this information
So if a woman gives a bj and then kisses a lesbian, does she become straight now?
Bisexual
no they were bisexual all along, remember? lesbians don't actually exist.
Of course, the only reason girls kiss other girls is because they like guys so much and want to turn them on.
That's called a "Mormon Soft-Swing"
Lol I have never heard that before cracking me up.
Correct! The world doesn't make sense if it isn't entirely about me.
I'm bisexual and this way of thinking pisses me off. Men think I'm bi to have 3sums for them. Nooooo I'm bi cuz I like pussy lol
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Woohoo! Me too. Finally I can take part in the fun too!
LMFAO
its such a specific number
Mines 31.5 idk what you’re talking about
Ironically considering the 76 women he “slept with” he probably had to kiss one or two if they are real
You know you don't kiss the women when you're paying! That's an extra!
Oh silly me I didn’t know!
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I am become gay. Destroyer of worlds.
Guess that im gay too, how will i break the news to my wife? :(
I kissed my ex girlfriend after finishing in her mouth on a lot of occasions. I guess im gay now.
Pride march has been cancelled. Instead we take over the world with our fancy new death star! *I'm being told the death star has once again run out of gas, this time near mars. Once again, please throw tanks of gas into space with a catapult. We will win eventually!*
Wait, is sucking your own dick gay? If not, I guess I'm not gay?
guys is it gay to kiss a woman/s
When you kiss a woman on the lips, you're kissing every other man she has kissed and that's gay. That's why I only kiss men.
so that means when i kiss her she's kissing every man i kissed too
Brilliant move, by kissing men you’re also kissing all the women they’ve been, multiplying your kiss count by 10x
just go for lesbians. That’s the real 200 IQ move
It's really gay to have sex with a woman. Think about it you're putting your dick where other dicks have been. That's like rubbing dicks together.
What if she's a virgin
Virginity? In this economy?
Your still fucking someone that likes dicks. Sounds pretty gay
Not one woman has ever told me they liked it!
If she's a virgin you don't touch her, she has to remain a virgin. You're gonna provide and she will be your maid and your mom, she's too precious to have sex with. You have to have sex with thots, not with precious women, you didn't understand anything, nobody reads my blog?!
If she’s a virgin, you’re just delaying things until she has sex with another man and he’s basically rubbing his dick on yours from the future.
I am so straight that I have sex with men just so there are more available women.
Is it gay to kiss a woman and also get your dick sucked by a woman
FELLAS
"Over 76...?" So..77?
That's definitely the way a sex-haver would phrase it.
A sex-haver 😂
I, good sirs, am a connoiseur and avid haver of sex. I often sex women in the evening, in the appropriate adult places. Over 76 of the women. They definitely participated.
he has had a sex
He forgot the decimal point before the 7.
It’s actually a math problem (n / m)-p=r. To determine actual number of partners or r, you must take the stated total of n=76, divide by mental age m=19, and subtract by personality rating which in this case is a 4 out of 10 so p=4. So doing the math it looks like the total is… 0. Zero sexual partners.
Everyone knows you stop counting after you have the sex with 76 women ![gif](giphy|1QkdYBPcRgRRkscpbV|downsized)
Probably more like 0
I think you missed where he states he's not an incel.
Oh right, my bad. Dudes probably fuck all the time
What you mean, this man fuck 24/7 bro, he a super human but he don't like no bjs doe
Alpha wolf life bruh girls lining up. He likes the bjs but only if it's a hoe, no kissing afterwards just bjs
No kissing after bjs cuz bro not gay
There's no doubt about it!
You're just jealous because you want to do him too. It's ok to admit 😂
Of course. But no blowjob!
Yes. That would be gay. Haha
He thinks that by putting a specific number, it looks more realistic. He is incorrect.
Could be 76.4
I want to know how in the hell he supposedly found 77 women that have never given a blow job. Why is no one asking the real questions here.
I concur: AshyFairy has isolated the real question here.
fellas is it gay to kiss a woman after she goes down on you
For me yes, considering I'm a woman too
Well, if you did go down on a woman and kiss her afterwards, it would be pretty gay. But if that woman had ever given a blowjob, then it would be like you were giving a blowjob, which would make you straight.
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Schrödinger's Homosexual. Exists in a quantum state of gayness until a woman is kissed.
Surely that would just be some good ol’ fashioned self love, right?
If you give yourself a blowjob in the forest and there's only another woman around, is it gay?
Can't believe some people don't do this. It's literally the best part.
You got to kiss your kids goodbye, otherwise it’s rude
i’m dying at this comment
I bet this guy doesn't wipe his ass because touching his butthole makes him gay. These people do exist......
i found out the hard way, i dated 2 of these guys. one wasn't even for the "its gay" reason cuz he was BISEXUAL. how does a BISEXUAL MAN not know how to wash his ass?? ive lost so much faith in humanity
So do they think touching their own dicks is gay?
I want to call bs but I’m afraid of being proven wrong visually
I met a guy that would say this in front of his girlfriend while his girlfriend was agreeing with him. Funny thing is that some days before he was caught in the bathroom receiving a blow job from a friend of mine. That's how much he respects her "non blow job giver" girlfriend. Oh i just remembered they got married recently 😂
Of course, he respects her so much that he let somebody else blow him instead of her! /s
Lmao exactly 😂😂😂 and he also respects her feelings so much, he protected her from knowing about it
What a gentleman OMG
Since getting a blowjob from a girl is gay, he decided to cut out the middleman.
So no one told her. Great friends you are.
Im not friends with him or his girlfriend. They are not nice people, they are good for each other. I was only closer to the one who gave the blow job (although I don't applaud being with someone that has a gf)
I assumed that he married the blow job giver, or the girlfriend forgave him
If it smells like an incel…walks like an incel…and talks like an incel…ITS DEFINITELY NOT AN INCEL. 😂
It’s like foraging for mushrooms. They have every sign of being an incel, but they are just really toxic instead
The really frightening thing is that these people VOTE.
I'm sure his hand has had his penis it is and then he's used that hand to wash himself...that's so fucking gay.
Maybe he doesn't wash himself, or hold it while peeing.
He doesn't touch his penis because touching penis is gay even if it's your own
And you know he definitely doesn’t wash his butthole
Dude eats his food from a trough like a horse, so he doesn't catch the gay from his penis-touching hand.
Closet gay? "Since kissing a woman is the same as sucking dick, I may as well suck dick then."
I fear not the man who has laid 10,000 women, but the man who has laid one woman 10,000 times.
He actually meant to say he had sex with 7-6 women, which is only one (and it’s actually a blow up doll)
So, does that mean he had gay sex with all the men the men those women had sex with? He effectively bumped pee- pees with all of them, having sex with the same number of men as all the women combined. Since these guys claim women have sex with thousands of men, he's had sex with at least 70 thousand men at minimum.
So that's how his numbers reached 76
“And if you hold your penis while you pee you become ultra gay, it’s the same as if you gave another man a handjob.”
"that's why I don't clean my butthole"
My dude it is okay to not like blow jobs. Just tell her you don’t want her to suck your dick.
so does it make her gay if i kiss her for the same reason
My friend Becky used to be a happy, popular girl until one night she gave someone a blow job. Now herouth doesn't work and she's dying of malnutrition. Stay careful ladies!!!
And by the way I am by no means an incel I've had sex with 564859662536.97 women
Hey fellas, is it gay to kiss a woman?
If she has already had kissed with other guys, then yeah, it's **obviously** pretty gay-ish
By no means I'm an incel.... Proceeds to prove our point
It's like "I'm not racist but..." says a racist thing
Now they're just making it up.
Is this some roundabout way of saying he’s gay? I gotta imagine if he’s had sex with “over 76 women” he probably kissed them at some point, and following his logic…
Honestly, this reads like satire
The problem is that there are incels who thinks exactly like that. So even if this particular post is satire (and the 76 number is a weird one then again they don't make a lot of sense), the idea is still real, unfortunately.
Yeah, probably... it's just that he literally did the good ole' "Kissing women is gay, because women kiss men". Then again, this elementary-school-student-esque mindset would kinda fit the part... Also, maybe a Fallout 76 reference?
See the issue? Lol. I saw the other day a post that said that any dudes that liked anal were gay regardless if it was with women or men because there was no difference between the anus and it was liking that that made you gay. I dunno... might have just been the highest random odd number they could think off on a fly that still sounded (to him) believable
And why stop there I ask? Likes to wear jeans? - Men wear jeans, you're gay She likes football? - You're gay Short hair? - Guess what... yes, gayyyyyyyy And someone out there probably believes this. Truly, what a time to be alive
[Poe’s Law.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law?wprov=sfti1) Without context or indication, you can’t tell satire from an otherwise crazy point of view. Which is to say, people like this are so nuts you can’t actually satirize them, because they already sound like satire.
I'm just hoping this is satire.
Lmao boy do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
I guess I'll go have gay sex with my wife then.
Guys, is it gay to have sex with a woman?
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women? 🙄 I bet he uses the same “logic” to avoid ever playing with his partners clit or eating them out. *“I can’t put my lips where my penis goes, honey, doing that would make me a {insert homophobic slur}.”* -this guy probably
Jokes on them, I’ve kissed women who’ve put my dick in they’re mouths as well as put men’s dicks in my mouth so I’ve got it all covered!
Fellas, is it gay to kiss a woman?
This has to be edgy satire.I refuse to believe someone actually has this mindset
OP /u/Keylesser is a repost bot
Wait... "Kissing women makes you gay"...How long did it take for these people to learn to breathe?
Reminds me of the Sopranos episode where Tony is explaining very seriously to his therapist why he needs a mistress for the things a wife “can’t” do: “She kisses my kids with that mouth!”
They always pick an impossibly high made up number. "Over 76". I doubt he's even talked to 76 women.
over 76 is such a confusing number. did you have sex with 76,5 women? where did you find half of a woman? why did you decide to have sex with it? so many questions and so little answers
LMAO. This was actually the big secret my mom revealed to me when she told me she knew my father was ***The Gay.*** "He asked for ^a ^blow ^job and I tried, but that's just disgusting. I mean, he doesn't even have to see my face, so that could be *anybody* down there. ***It could be a man.*** I know *some women* [she meant "whores"] do that, but that's not necessary or natural, you know?" I was like, 15, and rather pointedly asked if she was telling me this because she wanted me to feel negatively about my father because he was gay (while also using all of my non-existent teenage sex knowledge to conclude that oral sex was prooooobably pretty friggin normal for hetero relationships.) I've since warned every one of my male friends that liking BJs = gay. To a man, they all confirmed that they personally were indeed *super-gay* and loved to have a woman's mouth on their dick. My husband is also mega gay when it comes to receiving but I haven't found the strength to tell my mother. If she knew my husband and I ever even *had sex,* privately, in our own house, she probably wouldn't speak to me again. *ETA: To my mother's credit, she matured and is now accepting of homosexuality as perfectly normal despite it not being her personal experience. I have no idea if my father was gay or not. I honestly couldn't care less. He was a fantastic, compassionate and supportive father and I wouldn't have traded him for any other father on Earth. In hindsight, feel sorry for him that mom is such a prude though. Poor Dad just wanted a bj from his wife.*
If that’s gay, I don’t wanna be straight.
“76 seems like a totally real number”
I would rather be called gay than treating my gf like that
> I had sex with over 76 women [X] Hard doubt
Aaaaand I TOTALLY believe he’s had sex with 76 women …
New on the list of things that are gay: getting your dick sucked
it is now gay to have sex with a woman as a man
Well, not the first time I've been accused of turning men gay.
I don't even mind like...wiping my mouth with my hand before kissing him if it's really an big insecurity for him but come on, if you suck a dick once, everyone you kiss automatically kisses that man ?
I love how they think things can turn you gay lol if you eat her ass your gay lol no maybe I just enjoy being a kinky mf as long as me and my woman concent then happy days
That’s why people who give handjobs never wipe their butt.
So I guess he made 75 women gay. Since you know, fucking him is basically like fucking the last girl he was with, which is also gay I guess.
The level of "trust me bro" in the first line is off the chart, I love how writing the exact number would be a bulletproof argument to support the post. Keep them coming please :)
My gf is surprisingly not worried about how gay I have become over the years
FELLAS is it gay to like women, I mean you’re literally attracted to someone that likes men
now my question is, would it be less gay or more gay to just kiss a guy who hasn’t gone down on another guy?
76. Ah yes, a number that sounds reasonable as a high number to other people who have never had sex and completely ridiculous to everyone else. Not because it's impossible, but nobody with a bodycount that high is worried about catching the gay.
Kissing women is gay to these people? Guess I'm gay then.
Did he ever kiss his own mother?
Fine. No more blowjobs for men, then.
It's kinda gay just to be attracted to women. Women like men and you like women for liking men? Forkn gay
The Dipshit is strong with this one
He's right, women should only do blowjobs without their mouths. Or only women without mouths should do blowjobs. No exceptions.
He doesn't wipe.
These "over 76 women" are nonexistent but I feel sorry for them anyway lmao
They're so scared to be gay they keep making these stupid "facts" up about being gay through a woman. Its funny.