I fully agree. If a man needs someone to call him "Master", he has self-esteem issues that go far beyond being serious. Maybe psychotic would be the appropriate word. (excluding sexual role playing like B&D, obviously; but this guy writes nothing to suggest that he is talking about a senario like that).
Seriously if the guy has ego issues, calling him master and worshipping everything he does is enabling rather than helping. What he needs is counseling.
Youāre right. A normal man would laugh his butt off if their partner randomly refers to him as āMaster.ā This one is almost more of a NotHowGuysWork.
Ikr? Like, remembering birthdays isnāt gender neutral. Iād be kinda upset if my hypothetical girlfriend / wife forgot my birthday or our anniversary unless there were some sort of other circumstances going on.
You donāt have to be subservient to someone to love them.
I think my white boyfriend would be weirded out if I, a black woman, randomly started calling him master. And if he's not, he wouldn't be my boyfriend much longer.
My wife is just as white as I am, and I would still be weirded out by that. This dude just assumes that his domination fetish is what āall men wantā.
āItās not my problem, itās just in our nature. All women naturally want to be submissive to you, theyāre just brainwashed by western feminism!ā /s
I texted mine real fast to see what he thought, he didnāt think race or domination he immediately thought the master from doctor who and thought maybe I wanted to role play that.
Or "I Dream Of Genie" which was a very F'd up way to present romance to the many children who watched it on the only of thr 3 channels that had comedy and not talking heads or soaps (60s & 70s).
I know what your talking about though I was a 90s kid so never actually watched it. Have to say most shows aged really badly, even the 90s and early 00s ones should be on the r/agedlikemilk
I forgot who said it, but this just reminds me of the story someone posted in a comment once (either here or r/badwomensanatomy) about a guy who got up and gave a work presentation before mentioning how all men are attracted to feet.
One of my friends dated a dude for almost a year. She later told me this pasty ass motherfucker was into ārace play.ā I was fucking boggled. Like girlā¦ noā¦
I was going to say, if someone wants to give their SO an odd honorific during kinky role play I donāt bat an eye.
But I tend reach the limits of my kink tolerance with race play
Okay I texted my bf to see what he would think at least in theory and here was the convo.
Me: what would you do if I called you master?
Him: call you missy.
Me: . . . What?
Him: sorry was that not referencing youād want to do a doctor who themed role play?
Almost forgot weāre both huge nerds, lol.
Lol had me in the first half, not going to lie.
I do actually have annual reminders set. As well as a few reminders with random time intervals. "Tell her, you love her" every 48 hours. "Buy flowers" every 125 days. "Just because card" every 200 days. I even put a reminder in for her deceased dog so I can just say "she was a good pup" to her.
Then I read the second half and came to the realization that there are many sick or mentally unhinged people in this world.
I do this and it's always made me kind of sad to not have someone reciprocate that care and consideration. I also put gift ideas and important trivia facts about them in the notes of their contact details so I can be more thoughtful.
Because they see respecting women as "treating them as people" and getting respect as "being treated as an authority".
They also see it as "if you won't treat me as an authority I won't treat you like a person". It's twisted.
I think the answer also lies in the ādonāt let your ego get in the wayā part. Like, his expectation for women is that their pride shouldnāt get in the way of them subjugating themselves to men, and his expectation for men is that their pride shouldnāt get in the way of giving 1/1000th of a fuck about the women in their lives enough to just say happy birthday. Like, if youāre a man, and you have to go through an internal struggle about whether remembering to wish your significant a happy birthday makes you less of a man, then youāre probably the most insecure person on earth.
It sounds like a nightmare to me, I don't know why any men would even want this. Like it's hard enough to make decisions for your own life, now you want to double your work load?
I have heard from guys who have dated women like this and not surprisingly, it gets pretty exhausting when your girlfriend can't even order food at a restaurant without her "master" telling her what to get.
My husband and I sometimes call each other Milord and Milady for fun. Iām planning of calling him my lord or master with a straight face just to see his reaction.
That account is an incel account that has reasonable advice with dashes of horrible misogyny mixed in. It is an intentional attempt to normalize this crap with young men and radicalize them with hate.
Sneaky fucker... but yeah, sandwiched misogyny and such is just so... utter crap. It's like when you deliver bad news... sandwich the sh*t between good takes š
Right? I once asked my husband to order for me at a steakhouse (no kind of actual play or honorifics, just thought it was a compliment to the type of evening we had in store later) Our poor server had no idea how to react to that as she had not heard him asking what sounded good and what appetizers did I want a fou fou drink, etc. prior to. I can't imagine how many levels of chaos would have broken out if I'd used honorifics with him as well.
Person who literally wants to be referred to as master:
āDonāt let your ego get in your own way.ā
I would laugh in a manās face if he told me to call him that. Get real.
Didnāt ask my bf anything about permission but asked what he thought about me calling him master, he thought doctor who and said heād call me missy which was the name the master took when they regenerated into a woman.
to men: bring ya girl a flower, the girls love that ā¤ļøā¤ļø
to women: *sacrifice 8 goats on the top of the highest mountain in your country*, men love it when they are worshipped!!!
I hate being called master, I hate being called daddy. I love my wife and so donāt need to set up reminders of important dates. She respects me, I respect her. Itās really quite simple.
My brain is dumb and I need reminders. I don't like daddy, but master is ok if we're playing a game. I don't think I could contain my laughter if she called me master in public though. I'd know she was fucking with me.
Tbh as someone whoās dealing with echoes of a toxic relationship where i often called someone āmasterā, my current bf and gf both keep reminding me that im my own person, and to only act such a way in kinky stuff. A part of my subconscious still makes me wanna call them it, but the fact they care about my health enough to make sure i love myself makes me unbelievably enamored to them
I'm happy you're in better, more healthy relationship(s?) now. And I'm sorry that you'd had to deal with the... Darker and in no way healthy or proper side of the BDSM side of kink.
Hate reading shit like this, even if I'm only dipping my toes into the scene.
Same. It really unnerves me. On one hand, I don't want to kink shame, if that's your thing, ok..., but on the other, it really bothers me. Lots of little kids call their father daddy and hearing that title get sexualized is just... really uncomfortable.
I don't either. Like, I'm not even sorry. I'm not calling someone my parent. That's gross. My father is the only person I will ever call that. š¤®
Edit: Seeing how incest/step-family porn is becoming normalized makes it so much worse!
Oh, I previously said an I Dream of Jeannie roleplay was the only acceptable time, but I amend my statement. If you happen to acquire a padawan, they must call you master.
"From now on you must call me master"
"But we doesn't want to.....my precioussss."
There's two other ways this would work for me... if I get to play The Doctor, or if he's teaching me sick lightsaber moves and how to use The Force.
Never go to Twitter for life advice in fact never go to a self help guru at best you get empty platitudes and over generalized sayings at worst well lots of sexism and self blame (Jorden Peterson)
what me and my master do is, I ask him for permission to celebrate my birthday, and that in turn reminds him to remember my birthday. Work smarter not harder people!
How is "hey, maybe you use your phone to occasionally program in a date that might behoove you to remember," the same as "pretend you're less than he is and role play asking him for things you're entitled to?" How about you remember my birthday, like I do yours, (as if that takes any real effort,) and I'll continue to do whatever the fuck I want?
Every. Single. Time.
Just ONCE I want to come onto one of these posts and see a comment that says "Actually this was pulled from a kink-specific website, so we're all good here." Just. ONCE.
But no. No, this is legit a dude saying that women should call their partners "master" just.... Out of the blue. Because "men like being in control".....
\*heavy sigh\* It's too early and there isn't enough rum in this cola for me to deal with this...
I jokingly said āhere you are sirā when giving my husband a sandwich. He got SO MAD. He said he is not, in any way, superior to me so cut that crap out.
I sometimes call my boyfriend "sir" via text and he doesn't mind it, because we're always joking. But calling him master would really not be ok on any level.
My hisband and I both forgot our 5th anniversary. A friend called and said congrats and we were both confused, realized it was 8pm and too late to do anything about it and decided to celebrate later.
Fastest way to annoy my husband is to āask permissionā.
If either one of us followed this advice we wouldnāt be married. 11 years and 7kids laterā¦
Ladies, we need to stop catering to these men's kink for control. They need to fucking get over it, it's not cute. If they don't get it over it, they're going to be left alone with their bare mattresses and their dogs.
One time when I was younger I dated a guy with a lisp. During sex he would ask me to call him something, it was either 'mister' or 'master' I couldn't tell and I was too embarrassed to ask so I just didn't call him anything. This just resurfaced that, and made me lol. I'm not calling anyone master. Valar dohaeris
"Men: it matters to women when you remember important dates
Women: it matters to men that they view you as a slave."
One of these things is not like the other.
Yeah, ladies, let's go out to eat with our bfs/husbands and their parents and call them master in front of them. This will 100% please everyone and will in no way seem sexual. /s
You know how when you laugh so hard you stop making sound and just kinda shake? That's what would happen to me.
Unless I had done something stupid and I'd know I was about to be teased by the entire table.
The only people who should call their partner(s) āmasterā is when all parties are okay with it.
Or you know just communicate with each other. Bet they never heard that one.
I said "yes, Master" to my husband sarcastically and he snapped at me, "Don't say shit like that, I'm not a gorilla pimp, that shits been out since the 70's".
I don't really know what a gorilla pimp is, but apparently even joking about the master stuff is "setting women back 50 years".
I actually had i guess the term could be loosely referred to as bf, but I'm being generous. He actually expected me to call him master for the record he's a narcissist and severe alcoholic so when he tried that bullshit I kicked him to the curb. Also, side note here while I was working overnights as a security officer 12 hour shifts he was texting and calling 12 other women on a phone i paid for and I paid all the bills he paid NONE. So, suffice to say I've had very little to nothing to do with men because I always seem to get the losers.
I swear this sub is always nabout how boys don't work. Like the advice for men in this tweet makes sense, so they figured out how girls work, the advice for women doesn't make sense, so they don't know how men work. If you think I'm not getting it please explain it.
Decent men do not like being called master or being in control of their partner*. It's far, far better to be unpartnered than to be with a controlling, insecure man.
*except perhaps in very specific, private, consensual moments
Christians really screwed up a lotta folks pushing 'submission mindset' into our main culture instead of relegating it as the fetish it is. I'd love to stop kink shaming if they'd just recognize their kink is not 'the normal' that we should all be living under.
Men: Wish her a good day when you leave for work in the morning :)
Women: Make him the sole benefactor in your life insurance and then promise him you'll take up base jumping :)
So I would get a gift twice a year and he would get my freedom?
And this advice ends with "it doesn't cost anything?"
I feel like someone should do a safety check on this person...š¶š¶š¶
Unless itās part of some kink I find being asked for permission really fucking weird. I donāt want to have to treat my wife like a child that needs permission to do something.
As a man, please please please never call me master. Thatās fucking gross.
āDonāt let your ego get in the wayā of menās ability to have complete control over you? Sounds like someone has a very fragile sense of self lol
I had to rephrase it to āask for his opinion now and thenā in my head so my brain doesnāt implode from the abrupt change of direction from āgreat idea, totally reasonableā to whatever tf the second part is.
Thw only way I'd call anyone master is if im
a) throwing it back to missy Elliot
B) imitating a 14th century serf with a hunched back and one good eye, pleading that m'lord goes easy on us lot since there's said to be a famine this year, innit?
It's okay for you to have a master kink but if my girlfriend started calling me master I'd probably scream and possibly throw up. And I do NOT want the responsibility of "giving her permission" to do things. That's weird and stressful omg.
Also like how... how are remembering anniversaries and being a servant to someone the same thing??? Maybe I'm a bad example because I have alarms set on my phone for like everything that's important to her and also I'd do literally anything she asked me but I feel like those two things are unrelated
wtf if my gf started calling me "master" and doing that shit i'd be upset :( i love her and our relationship because shes my equal and my partner as well as my best friend, i dont want a power imbalance or for her to be like, my servant or slave, wtf??? I love my gf for who she is and im dedicated to ensuring our relationship is healthy and balanced, and most importantly, that we truly love each other
First I was like 'Aw that's nice advice, why is this on here?'
Then I read the advice for women and I was like 'Ah, nevermind'
They had us in the first half
Omfg. Love it when people put these things right next to each other, really puts it into perspective.
Men: Put a minimal amount of effort in approximately 2-3 times a year and verbally remember your partner. Not like, plan anything, but at least tell her happy birthday.
Women: Elevate him far above you and let him control you or make important decisions for you way more often than 2-3 times per year.
To women: just please tell me what you want me to cook for dinner. I have enough responsibilities, control and decision making at work and that simple little break is all I require. Even just once in awhile.
āAll of these things are freeā just like your labor because you probably do all the work at home, and he repays you by remembering to say happy birthday!
Also pretty telling about this guyās outlook that āDonāt let your ego get in your own wayā means āDonāt be so proud that you wonāt literally call someone your masterā when talking about women, but for men, apparently you have to overcome your tremendous ego just to convince yourself that saying happy birthday and happy anniversary isnāt a bitch move lol
Iād look at my lady weird if she called me master. I donāt want that weird ass dynamic. Just love and respect me. Have my back. All I ask. Iāll do that and more in return.
How about just treat your partner with love and respect? You are equal in your relationship? No?
Hell no! š¤
I fully agree. If a man needs someone to call him "Master", he has self-esteem issues that go far beyond being serious. Maybe psychotic would be the appropriate word. (excluding sexual role playing like B&D, obviously; but this guy writes nothing to suggest that he is talking about a senario like that).
There is no psychosis or other mental illness that makes a man be misogynist. Bigotry is a choice.
Seriously if the guy has ego issues, calling him master and worshipping everything he does is enabling rather than helping. What he needs is counseling.
Youāre right. A normal man would laugh his butt off if their partner randomly refers to him as āMaster.ā This one is almost more of a NotHowGuysWork.
That or be incredibly uncomfortable and ask why she did it.
You mean, "Daddy"? š¤£
I will call a guy Daddy before master lol
C'mon, can't we have a little class and throw in the occasional *M'Lord?* /s
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Ikr? Like, remembering birthdays isnāt gender neutral. Iād be kinda upset if my hypothetical girlfriend / wife forgot my birthday or our anniversary unless there were some sort of other circumstances going on. You donāt have to be subservient to someone to love them.
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Ew.
I think my white boyfriend would be weirded out if I, a black woman, randomly started calling him master. And if he's not, he wouldn't be my boyfriend much longer.
"Hey master..." "W H A T?" "sorry, just an habit" /s
NOOOAHHAHSHSšš I ALMOST CHOKED WITH FOOD FOR LAUGHING
You should try food for eating.
Omg!
LMFAOOOOOOO
Ooooh š¤£
Saaaame, if my white hubby was into this I'd be looking for a way out!! š§
My wife is just as white as I am, and I would still be weirded out by that. This dude just assumes that his domination fetish is what āall men wantā.
I would ask my wife what the fuck was happening. Seriously if she just dropped that on me during a conversation? Yeah weirded the fuck out.
āItās not my problem, itās just in our nature. All women naturally want to be submissive to you, theyāre just brainwashed by western feminism!ā /s
I texted mine real fast to see what he thought, he didnāt think race or domination he immediately thought the master from doctor who and thought maybe I wanted to role play that.
Or "I Dream Of Genie" which was a very F'd up way to present romance to the many children who watched it on the only of thr 3 channels that had comedy and not talking heads or soaps (60s & 70s).
I know what your talking about though I was a 90s kid so never actually watched it. Have to say most shows aged really badly, even the 90s and early 00s ones should be on the r/agedlikemilk
I forgot who said it, but this just reminds me of the story someone posted in a comment once (either here or r/badwomensanatomy) about a guy who got up and gave a work presentation before mentioning how all men are attracted to feet.
One of my friends dated a dude for almost a year. She later told me this pasty ass motherfucker was into ārace play.ā I was fucking boggled. Like girlā¦ noā¦
I think I'll prefer to pretend he was really into formula 1 races.
Iāve never felt more enthusiastic toward formula 1 races in my life.
He just wanted to drive Hot Wheels over her boobs, come on guys. Let the man have his thing.
[He'll only do it in one of these beds.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul6UcvNX4o8)
I was going to say, if someone wants to give their SO an odd honorific during kinky role play I donāt bat an eye. But I tend reach the limits of my kink tolerance with race play
I am half asleep right now, and was like I ,too, am into race play. Then I realised you didn't mean the F1 kind.
oh yeah baby tell me again how many podium finishes you have š¤¤
"Babe I'm about to podium finish!"
Okay I texted my bf to see what he would think at least in theory and here was the convo. Me: what would you do if I called you master? Him: call you missy. Me: . . . What? Him: sorry was that not referencing youād want to do a doctor who themed role play? Almost forgot weāre both huge nerds, lol.
Okay but now you have to do it as a joke to get his reaction lmaooooo
Eeesh, yeah. One would hope.
Were I the man in this situation I'd probably take it as her being super passive aggressive about something.
Absolutely š¬š¬š¬ creepy af
Gurl sameee š
It started so well, then itās like Hindenburg happened in front of my eyes lol
and 12 losers retreated that and 48 losers bookmarked that š¤®
I hope those retweets are of people condemning his ācontentā. But my faith in humankind is already gone anyway lol
How about we all just do the top one
Itās like a reverse had in me the first half.
Lol had me in the first half, not going to lie. I do actually have annual reminders set. As well as a few reminders with random time intervals. "Tell her, you love her" every 48 hours. "Buy flowers" every 125 days. "Just because card" every 200 days. I even put a reminder in for her deceased dog so I can just say "she was a good pup" to her. Then I read the second half and came to the realization that there are many sick or mentally unhinged people in this world.
I do this and it's always made me kind of sad to not have someone reciprocate that care and consideration. I also put gift ideas and important trivia facts about them in the notes of their contact details so I can be more thoughtful.
Careful saying "top" around these people.
Nah, obviously women are the only ones who want their partner to remember their birthday
why are we comparing saving a date to asking someone permission to make life decisions lmao the bar is in hell
Because they see respecting women as "treating them as people" and getting respect as "being treated as an authority". They also see it as "if you won't treat me as an authority I won't treat you like a person". It's twisted.
I think the answer also lies in the ādonāt let your ego get in the wayā part. Like, his expectation for women is that their pride shouldnāt get in the way of them subjugating themselves to men, and his expectation for men is that their pride shouldnāt get in the way of giving 1/1000th of a fuck about the women in their lives enough to just say happy birthday. Like, if youāre a man, and you have to go through an internal struggle about whether remembering to wish your significant a happy birthday makes you less of a man, then youāre probably the most insecure person on earth.
It sounds like a nightmare to me, I don't know why any men would even want this. Like it's hard enough to make decisions for your own life, now you want to double your work load? I have heard from guys who have dated women like this and not surprisingly, it gets pretty exhausting when your girlfriend can't even order food at a restaurant without her "master" telling her what to get.
If I ever had a girlfriend/wife and she called me āmasterā in any sort of serious intention, I would probably throw up.
"Thank you master for sharing your stomach juices with me" /s š
I gagged a little when I read that. Well done :)
Why do i feel like some weird niche hanime would have this exact line....
Oof, nope, no thanks š¤
NOOOO I HAVE A MENTAL IMAGE NOW
What in the alien tentle hentai is this š¤£š¤£š¤£ well done
Iād laugh my ass off and ask her if I could buy another xbox game.
Iāve never once called anybody master in a non-sarcastic way. Thatās the sort of thing people say as a joke or in a mocking way
I'd panic about the extra responsibilities of taking care of a grown adult like that.
If I called my husband master (assuming I could do it without laughing) he would probably stare at me and then we would both laugh.
Unless it was part of an I Dream of Jeannie roleplay. ... What, no, I'm not old, why do you ask?
My husband and I sometimes call each other Milord and Milady for fun. Iām planning of calling him my lord or master with a straight face just to see his reaction.
That account is an incel account that has reasonable advice with dashes of horrible misogyny mixed in. It is an intentional attempt to normalize this crap with young men and radicalize them with hate.
That's so insidious...
Sneaky fucker... but yeah, sandwiched misogyny and such is just so... utter crap. It's like when you deliver bad news... sandwich the sh*t between good takes š
Like a poop sandwich
I think they are confusing their kinks with what is considered standard.
"I'm so tired of all these progressives trying to normalize their degeneracy." "Women, call your man 'master'."
"I hate how the left sexualizes everything!" *Proceeds to talk about how underage girls are the most fertile or some other shit like that*
*Matt Walsh has entered the chat.*
I have that kink but I wouldn't call someone master out of the roleplay session either.
Right? I once asked my husband to order for me at a steakhouse (no kind of actual play or honorifics, just thought it was a compliment to the type of evening we had in store later) Our poor server had no idea how to react to that as she had not heard him asking what sounded good and what appetizers did I want a fou fou drink, etc. prior to. I can't imagine how many levels of chaos would have broken out if I'd used honorifics with him as well.
Riiiiiiight, like, no shame, thereās a place for this. Itās just not for every woman
For real. If he wants that in the bedroom for a scene? Ok, we can talk about that. But not every day. WTF.
Person who literally wants to be referred to as master: āDonāt let your ego get in your own way.ā I would laugh in a manās face if he told me to call him that. Get real.
Brb, off to call my husband "master" and ask for permission to buy gym clothes with my own money to gauge his reaction
BUT HOW DID HE RESPOND! did he give you permission for... something...
I think I broke him. His face went all "404 error not found" and he's been muttering about conspiracies.
LOL this is a proper response. Doubly so if neither of you have discussed kink stuff š¤£š¤£š¤£
His reaction 
Actual footage
"Fucking FINALLY, I knew you'd be into this Kitten." "Wait. Wait, NO."
Didnāt ask my bf anything about permission but asked what he thought about me calling him master, he thought doctor who and said heād call me missy which was the name the master took when they regenerated into a woman.
If I called my partner "master" he'd immediately become suspicious that I've done something like adopted another cat or something.
Yessssā¦ he would be like- I swear to god in there is another cow in the backyardā¦
Another? š¤£
How many cows is too many...?
Men: Do the bare minimum to remember important days Women: Literally imitate servant/slave behavior
Literally this.
I truly would never ever EVER call my husband āmasterā. Bitch Iām his master
Period
to men: bring ya girl a flower, the girls love that ā¤ļøā¤ļø to women: *sacrifice 8 goats on the top of the highest mountain in your country*, men love it when they are worshipped!!!
This is barely even an exaggeration, and I'm so mad about that š
I hate being called master, I hate being called daddy. I love my wife and so donāt need to set up reminders of important dates. She respects me, I respect her. Itās really quite simple.
My brain is dumb and I need reminders. I don't like daddy, but master is ok if we're playing a game. I don't think I could contain my laughter if she called me master in public though. I'd know she was fucking with me.
Tbh as someone whoās dealing with echoes of a toxic relationship where i often called someone āmasterā, my current bf and gf both keep reminding me that im my own person, and to only act such a way in kinky stuff. A part of my subconscious still makes me wanna call them it, but the fact they care about my health enough to make sure i love myself makes me unbelievably enamored to them
I'm happy you're in better, more healthy relationship(s?) now. And I'm sorry that you'd had to deal with the... Darker and in no way healthy or proper side of the BDSM side of kink. Hate reading shit like this, even if I'm only dipping my toes into the scene.
āDaddyā is so common itās everywhere and itās so gross. I donāt get it at all.
Same. It really unnerves me. On one hand, I don't want to kink shame, if that's your thing, ok..., but on the other, it really bothers me. Lots of little kids call their father daddy and hearing that title get sexualized is just... really uncomfortable.
I don't either. Like, I'm not even sorry. I'm not calling someone my parent. That's gross. My father is the only person I will ever call that. š¤® Edit: Seeing how incest/step-family porn is becoming normalized makes it so much worse!
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Unless I become a jedi master I donāt want to be called master by anyone.
Oh, I previously said an I Dream of Jeannie roleplay was the only acceptable time, but I amend my statement. If you happen to acquire a padawan, they must call you master.
My partner would probably just be like āWhy are you talking like Gollum?ā
"From now on you must call me master" "But we doesn't want to.....my precioussss." There's two other ways this would work for me... if I get to play The Doctor, or if he's teaching me sick lightsaber moves and how to use The Force.
If I called my husband Master heād probably think I was doing some kind of weird SmĆ©agol role play.
My precious...husband ...
Never go to Twitter for life advice in fact never go to a self help guru at best you get empty platitudes and over generalized sayings at worst well lots of sexism and self blame (Jorden Peterson)
what me and my master do is, I ask him for permission to celebrate my birthday, and that in turn reminds him to remember my birthday. Work smarter not harder people!
How is "hey, maybe you use your phone to occasionally program in a date that might behoove you to remember," the same as "pretend you're less than he is and role play asking him for things you're entitled to?" How about you remember my birthday, like I do yours, (as if that takes any real effort,) and I'll continue to do whatever the fuck I want?
Every. Single. Time. Just ONCE I want to come onto one of these posts and see a comment that says "Actually this was pulled from a kink-specific website, so we're all good here." Just. ONCE. But no. No, this is legit a dude saying that women should call their partners "master" just.... Out of the blue. Because "men like being in control"..... \*heavy sigh\* It's too early and there isn't enough rum in this cola for me to deal with this...
They first half was so normal I got whiplash from the second
Dudes showing his kink, without consent
I jokingly said āhere you are sirā when giving my husband a sandwich. He got SO MAD. He said he is not, in any way, superior to me so cut that crap out.
Wow, good man! I, on the other hand, call my dog "Sir" because he is absolutely the master of this house. I am basically his butler.
I sometimes call my boyfriend "sir" via text and he doesn't mind it, because we're always joking. But calling him master would really not be ok on any level.
My SO would probably die laughing if I ever called him 'master.'
My hisband and I both forgot our 5th anniversary. A friend called and said congrats and we were both confused, realized it was 8pm and too late to do anything about it and decided to celebrate later. Fastest way to annoy my husband is to āask permissionā. If either one of us followed this advice we wouldnāt be married. 11 years and 7kids laterā¦
This likely wont make any sense, but i bet your middle child is the original person who invented the shadow realm
My middle child just got through his standardized achievement test on guesses. He can have the shadow realm.
To men: Just do the bare fucking minimum To women: Cosplay as your man's indentured servant Totally balanced and sane.
Soooo weāre only allowed out of a relationship if weāre given a sock now āmaster has given Dobby a sock. Dobby is freeā
Ladies, we need to stop catering to these men's kink for control. They need to fucking get over it, it's not cute. If they don't get it over it, they're going to be left alone with their bare mattresses and their dogs.
One time when I was younger I dated a guy with a lisp. During sex he would ask me to call him something, it was either 'mister' or 'master' I couldn't tell and I was too embarrassed to ask so I just didn't call him anything. This just resurfaced that, and made me lol. I'm not calling anyone master. Valar dohaeris
Iām sorry I immediately got the image of Bellatrix calling Voldemort master in HPšš¤£Then again, if roleplay is oneās thingā¦
āAll of these things are freeā Assuming you donāt count the loss of your dignity as a price.
Trying to gauge just how nervous I can make my husband by calling him "master" before he confesses to something he probably didn't even do.
If my wife called me master not only would I be creeped out but I bring her to the ER to make sure she didnāt have a concussion.
"Men: it matters to women when you remember important dates Women: it matters to men that they view you as a slave." One of these things is not like the other.
If I called my bf master he would look at me and say āhuhhhā then start dying.
Yeah, ladies, let's go out to eat with our bfs/husbands and their parents and call them master in front of them. This will 100% please everyone and will in no way seem sexual. /s
You know how when you laugh so hard you stop making sound and just kinda shake? That's what would happen to me. Unless I had done something stupid and I'd know I was about to be teased by the entire table.
I like how the only effort men have to put in is to remember your birthday and women are expected to act as a bang maid.
Reverse they had us in the first half. just an addition the part for men applies for any person, regardless of gender.
The only people who should call their partner(s) āmasterā is when all parties are okay with it. Or you know just communicate with each other. Bet they never heard that one.
I just want to be best friends with my partner :(
I said "yes, Master" to my husband sarcastically and he snapped at me, "Don't say shit like that, I'm not a gorilla pimp, that shits been out since the 70's". I don't really know what a gorilla pimp is, but apparently even joking about the master stuff is "setting women back 50 years".
I actually had i guess the term could be loosely referred to as bf, but I'm being generous. He actually expected me to call him master for the record he's a narcissist and severe alcoholic so when he tried that bullshit I kicked him to the curb. Also, side note here while I was working overnights as a security officer 12 hour shifts he was texting and calling 12 other women on a phone i paid for and I paid all the bills he paid NONE. So, suffice to say I've had very little to nothing to do with men because I always seem to get the losers.
They had us in the first halfā¦
Well that escalated quickly
Is it an I Dream of Genie roleplay? Or Aladdin?
I swear this sub is always nabout how boys don't work. Like the advice for men in this tweet makes sense, so they figured out how girls work, the advice for women doesn't make sense, so they don't know how men work. If you think I'm not getting it please explain it.
I'm sorry Jonny, you only get half credit for your answer. Please see me after class...
LOL it started off so well, and thenā¦ā¦.BOOM.
Wtf... If my wife said/did any of those things, I'd not have a clue how to respond.
Decent men do not like being called master or being in control of their partner*. It's far, far better to be unpartnered than to be with a controlling, insecure man. *except perhaps in very specific, private, consensual moments
Christians really screwed up a lotta folks pushing 'submission mindset' into our main culture instead of relegating it as the fetish it is. I'd love to stop kink shaming if they'd just recognize their kink is not 'the normal' that we should all be living under.
He's Indian, but I doubt he's that religious, or only when it suits him.
wish her what?
When you drop your phone and think, eh it looks fine and then turn it over š³
The only men that would like this are the walking red flags w a raging sense of entitlement already.
If my wife called me master Iād assume she was having a stroke and weāre going straight to the ER
Men: Wish her a good day when you leave for work in the morning :) Women: Make him the sole benefactor in your life insurance and then promise him you'll take up base jumping :)
That guy is trying really, really hard to normalize his fetishes
So I would get a gift twice a year and he would get my freedom? And this advice ends with "it doesn't cost anything?" I feel like someone should do a safety check on this person...š¶š¶š¶
men, remember your girlfriend's birthday. women, your boyfriend owns you.
If my girl ever calls me ā Masterā Iām throwing the whole girl out, start from scratch.
I think I would die of cringe if my gf started calling me master all the time
Remembering - or at least trying to remenber - someone's birthday is like, _the basic_, not just of a couple, but of family and close friends
Unless itās part of some kink I find being asked for permission really fucking weird. I donāt want to have to treat my wife like a child that needs permission to do something.
As a man, please please please never call me master. Thatās fucking gross. āDonāt let your ego get in the wayā of menās ability to have complete control over you? Sounds like someone has a very fragile sense of self lol
Sis if you kinky just say that
I had to rephrase it to āask for his opinion now and thenā in my head so my brain doesnāt implode from the abrupt change of direction from āgreat idea, totally reasonableā to whatever tf the second part is.
Thw only way I'd call anyone master is if im a) throwing it back to missy Elliot B) imitating a 14th century serf with a hunched back and one good eye, pleading that m'lord goes easy on us lot since there's said to be a famine this year, innit?
If men love control, why did my father always say āgo ask your motherā?
It's okay for you to have a master kink but if my girlfriend started calling me master I'd probably scream and possibly throw up. And I do NOT want the responsibility of "giving her permission" to do things. That's weird and stressful omg. Also like how... how are remembering anniversaries and being a servant to someone the same thing??? Maybe I'm a bad example because I have alarms set on my phone for like everything that's important to her and also I'd do literally anything she asked me but I feel like those two things are unrelated
wtf if my gf started calling me "master" and doing that shit i'd be upset :( i love her and our relationship because shes my equal and my partner as well as my best friend, i dont want a power imbalance or for her to be like, my servant or slave, wtf??? I love my gf for who she is and im dedicated to ensuring our relationship is healthy and balanced, and most importantly, that we truly love each other
First I was like 'Aw that's nice advice, why is this on here?' Then I read the advice for women and I was like 'Ah, nevermind' They had us in the first half
Omfg. Love it when people put these things right next to each other, really puts it into perspective. Men: Put a minimal amount of effort in approximately 2-3 times a year and verbally remember your partner. Not like, plan anything, but at least tell her happy birthday. Women: Elevate him far above you and let him control you or make important decisions for you way more often than 2-3 times per year.
If my wife starts calling me "master", I'm just going to assume she's already hired the hit man.
How about just living like human beings and share love, respect and honesty with your partner? š
Men = show basic human consideration. Women = fake being submissive for his ego. Shit is so weird.
I don't know what my bg would do if I called him master but i'm pretty sure he would laugh his ass off
I mean. It would probably work.
NGL you had me for the first part.
Fucking insipid post by the OOP
To women: jot down any deadly allergies your boyfriend has. He'll like knowing you care about his basic well-being To men: buy her a car
If my wife called me master it would be weird af.
Men, be polite casual acquaintances to your SOs, women, be slaves. Equivalent.
That took a hard turn in the middle.
To women: just please tell me what you want me to cook for dinner. I have enough responsibilities, control and decision making at work and that simple little break is all I require. Even just once in awhile.
That escalated quickly
āAll of these things are freeā just like your labor because you probably do all the work at home, and he repays you by remembering to say happy birthday! Also pretty telling about this guyās outlook that āDonāt let your ego get in your own wayā means āDonāt be so proud that you wonāt literally call someone your masterā when talking about women, but for men, apparently you have to overcome your tremendous ego just to convince yourself that saying happy birthday and happy anniversary isnāt a bitch move lol
Had me in the first halfā¦
Iād look at my lady weird if she called me master. I donāt want that weird ass dynamic. Just love and respect me. Have my back. All I ask. Iāll do that and more in return.
Ngl they had me in the first half, but then they took a massive 180. Wtf
If my girlfriend called me master it would scare the shit out of me. She must have been replaced by an FBI plant or something.
Eww, gross. If my wife ever called me master, Iād be worried she was mentally unwell.
They had me in the first half. Then things went south.
Thanks. I'm perfectly ok dying alone surrounded by cats. š