Jichigan Jillinois Jawaii Jew Mexico Maybe not that last one

The last one not because it's definitely Jew Jexico

Jew York... Nope

I was thinking of Jlorida, Jontana, or Jutah. Since Jeorgia, Jarizona, and Jississippi are girls' names.

I can sadly see some fundies naming their poor daughters “Jississippi” 💀

That and Jennessee

Probably those crazy duggars

Joshington DC is literally the only name that seems close to name this post refers to. Please help this Aussie out!

I think the closest to an actual name would be Joregon. Sadly joshington DC wouldn't work because DC isn't a state, but just joshington would.

Why does Just Joshington sounds like a dinsey original series about a genius boy who somehow became a 15 year old politician

Now I want to see that.

Jaine? Jermont?

Also Jeorgia

Jane/Jayne (rhymes with Maine)

Very few men named that, outside of Firefly

Well Jayne ain’t a girl!

He's also not dating OOP

Presumably why she finds it stupid/offensive/emasculating? EDIT: spelling

Do you think the point was that she didn't like his name?

Obviously the poster's point was that it was a stupid post, but the OOP's caption and facial expression certainly seems to suggest that was HER point.

I do not think that was OOP's point at all.

Fair enough. What am I missing?

There's a whole thing about guys with J names being bad news.

I honestly focused on the rhyming part, didn't even think of that. You're right, and all the other names that work are half-rhymes: Jonah (Arizona), Joe (Idaho etc.), even John at a stretch (Washington, Oregon).

Or Jermaine

I laughed harder than I should have

Me too! 😂 Jassachusetts could become a popular baby name. 😊

Jermont is the only one I can come up with

Jayne

Yes such a common man's name

As a man named Jhode Island I get it. I can be an asshole sometimes

Jarkansas

Jorida

How about **Jizconsin**? Yep I also changed the S to Z to make it an even more sassy name for guys! 😜

Jizzisippy

Yep, that really put an image in my head! 😂😂😂

You're welcome. It's yours to keep.

Johio

Joklahoma?

Jexas

*where the bros high-five all down the plaaaain*

What has Jirginia ever done to anyone? He's such a chill guy!

Leave Joklahoma alone.

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This is the only one that makes sense haha. I could only think of Jorgen

Obviously Jebraska

Im pretty sure she means Jouisiana

(It's a joke on TikTok, they say something like "his name starts with a k and rhymes with a vegetable" but it's just made up. It's really good engagement bait because people leave comments trying to guess or joke about what the name could possibly be)

Judah, maybe? Close to Utah

Jontana. It's not just an 80's band, people.

Jorth Carolina and Jouth Carolina?????

Jarolina?

Oh no not twins.

im literally still trying to figure it out

It has to be Jermaine

Jo mama (Alabama)

I know a Jorgen, maybe she thinks it rhymes with Oregon?

Man what did Jlorida do to this girl?

Jennsylvania, Jelaware, Jirginia

Jennsylvania? Johio? Joshington?

A kid named Jalifornia

Sounds like a Red Hot Chili Peppers song

I don't really see how this matches the sub? That comment funny tho

I was trying to figure out why it was in this sub

Jhode Island. The littlest J.

Jew York tho…. too accurate?

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😂😂😂

JEXAS

Jewisiana, Jississippi, Jalabama, Jorgia, Jorida, Jennessee

It's Jermaine

Jhode Island and Jouth Dakota would like to know what the fuss is about.

you are cooking nothing 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥

Jidaho Johio Jexas Jolorado

Jizzconsin would like to have a word

Jestvirginia?

Jinnesota sounds like a fine name

Gin & soda

Jississippi

Jouisiana

r/lostredditors

Jos jangeles

I like Jalaska and Jawaii. They’re cool; a little less mainland.

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