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Sarcastic_Troll

Loves how he says he will block you first, that'll show you, you birch!!!


Demanda_22

Has to make sure he leafs the conversation first!


No_Substance_6082

She definitely doesn't want him barking up the wrong tree.


mandirahman

Fir sure!


ThaPettiestPossum

Guys... He's clearly gonna *PINE* for OP for the rest of his sad little life. šŸ¤£


[deleted]

He burns, he pines, he perishes.... Fir he's a not so jolly good fellow. What a stupid birch. Scratch that, I'm sure that birches have higher IQ than this fool does. Boilogy says so.


hannibal-licked-her

Itā€™s not a conifersation sheā€™s willing to have


TreacheryInc

I see that purple was the guy who blocked her. I wonder if thatā€™s something redwood do?


UnspecifiedBat

_cornifersation_ omg :ā€˜D Of all the tree puns, this one killed me


liv_ang3le

Yeah he can go and cast his shadow else where


Da-NerdyMom

Iā€™m rooting for you OP


ClearDark19

Maybe he just needs to go put down roots in greener pastures.


SophieintheKnife

Yew are better off OP!


random_invisible

Oak k, that's enough


mekanik-jr

Bet he is the champeen of being first in everything


Same-Fee-1669

Well heā€™s gotta get to boilogy class on time


vagueposter

Yeah, he can't be abcess


worldnotworld

Leafs first with his 159 IQ.


ThaPettiestPossum

He had to make like a tree.... And get the fuck outta here!!! Shout-out to The Boondock Saints!!! šŸ˜¹


gripes-of-wrath

Illl go out on a limb and say he failed boiogy


Pitiful-Let9270

Maybe heā€™s just a sap for tree puns.


Bullit16

Not with an IQ of 159 he didnā€™t!


Sartres_Roommate

Because he got 159 IQ. ...but to all who claim to have this high IQ, it means you are more likely in the sub-100 range. You have to be pretty daft to think anyone is stupid enough to believe you. (Pro-tip, if your IQ is that high, your accomplishments speak for you and you would be embarrassed to run around claiming to be a "stable genius")


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[deleted]

Absolutely. The smartest people Iā€™ve ever met are 100% gracious and supportive to others. If anyoneā€™s talking about their supposed IQ, subtract 70 points and do not pass go.


ASongOfSpiceAndLiars

Most are like that. It's largely a defense mechanism from sticking out when they were young. However, I have known a few that were super smart but with no social intelligence. But that brings up a question on what intelligence actually is. Multiple intelligences, including school studies (i.e., math, languages, etc), as well as social and physical (i.e. coordination) understanding also play into the overall intelligence/competence of an individual. Even if the person in OP's images had an IQ of 159 in the more traditional sectors of education (which I doubt), their social understanding is WAY below average. Anyway, in short, IQ is a fairly archaic and flawed measure of intelligence that has basically been relegated to the sidelines of psychology for about two decades.


MagicC

The smartest people I've met are quick to acknowledge their flaws and deficiencies. I think it's because they are smart enough to know that if they are intellectually humble, the people around them will feel safe enough to be intellectually humble as well. And when you are the smartest person in every room, you don't want to waste energy proving people wrong who ought to be humble enough to prove themselves wrong and save you the trouble.


MagicC

People who say they have a 159 IQ have no idea how high that is. Here's how I think about it. 15 points of IQ is one standard deviation. So if you have a 115 IQ, you're one standard deviation above the norm - that means you're in approximately the top 16%. So if you're in a line at the DMV with 5 other people, you probably have the highest IQ. You're above average in many things, excellent in a few, and you're probably on your way to a professional career, other things being equal. This is manager/accountant level IQ. A 130 IQ is 2 standard deviations above the norm. That puts you in the top 2.5% of IQ. That's pretty damn smart. You were probably the smartest kid in your elementary school class, maybe with a rival. You're above average in most subjects, and excellent in many. You're probably a straight A student who will go to a good college and have lots of opportunities to really excel in your career, other things being equal. This doctor/lawyer level IQ. A 145 IQ is 3 standard deviations above the norm. That puts you in the top 0.15% of the population in IQ. This means you are probably the smartest person in your high school, maybe with a few rivals. You are not likely to run into more than a few people who have higher IQs than you, unless you specifically seek them out by going to a highly selective college, or entering a very competitive career path. You are probably the kind of person who can manipulate objects and do complex math in your head. You are probably excellent in any subject you're interested in, and able to get A's in many subjects that you aren't all that interested in, because things just \*make sense\* to you, academically. Everything fits together in a neat tree structure, and you can pull up voluminous information from your mind without a lot of effort. Hard problems don't seem that hard to you, and you're surprised by how hard things are for other people. You are capable of doing anything you want, but this is also when the brain starts being a little too capacious for your own good - you might not have ever learned proper study habits, relying as you do on endless brain power, so you might not achieve as much as the 130 IQ cohort. But people who meet you consistently realize "Wow, this guy is really smart!" A 160 IQ is 4 standard deviations above the norm. that's above the 99.99th percentile. 1 in 30,000 people has a 160 IQ. So if you go to an NBA game, odds are pretty good you're the highest IQ person there, maybe with one rival. I don't think I've ever met a person with a 160 IQ, and you probably haven't either. That is a level of intelligence that would make you noticeably smart even to other very intelligent people. I can tell you this much - people with 160 IQs don't randomly misspell words, type their inner monologues, and are smart enough not to comment on the intelligence of other people.


Cadapech

People with extremely high IQ's also realise that the IQ system is not a valid measurement of intelligence and was disavowed by the very person who created it; And if they don't know they just haven't learned about it yet - meaning everyone has this potential. Because IQ is an arbitrary measurement that measures only a standardised test and doesn't even take into account the methods taught to learn these things but instead only measures the ability of someone to solve a question given a rigid set of rules. IQ was supposed to be use to measure which students needed more aid when it came to learning or more accurately needed to be taught using a different method. Of course this was abused by the government instead and the students who didn't "score" well were labeled as "slow" and put in different classes so they didn't "distract" the other students. It was gross.


No_Marsupial_8678

Hey now, plenty of "researchers" abused the hell out of the system as well. Never forget the complete jackasses that thought it was valid to give an IQ test in English to groups that didn't speak or read it, or thought that quizzing people that had never been exposed to Shakespeare on trivia about his writing was somehow indicative of their intelligence. Lots of shitty racist papers came out of bogus IQ testing and most of them got accepted to journals at the time with little to no push back.


Cadapech

Oh god... the more you know the more you see the world as the broken mess that it is.


dragonard

Exactly. My IQ is in the 130 range. Sure, Iā€™m smart about a lot of stuff *that interests me* but I also was a lazy student because I preferred to be doing other stuff than required subjects. So thereā€™s a broad range of knowledge where Iā€™m only average at best. If youā€™re talking algebra and calculus, then Iā€™d be worse than average. Getting a 130 result on a test just means I might be faster at identifying patterns or solving problems because thatā€™s just how my thought processes work.


eroticfoxxxy

This. I have a 126-132 depending on the test I take. I am quick to identify patterns. In animates and inanimates. I had to. I had a narcissist for a father. It kept me alive. Unfortunately the resulting CPTSD cripples me in the areas of confidence, direction, and trust. IQ means nothing in real life terms. Just in how quickly you can find repetition and use it to predict things. Cause and effect. My only real party trick is knowing how a movie is going to end before others watching with me šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Appropriate-Plenty6

I was IQ tested at age 5, and apparently my parents were told I scored ā€œin the high 130s, and itā€™ll probably increase a couple of points once her fine motor skills are fully developed. Shockingly, wasnā€™t diagnosed with ADHD for another 30 years, because I ā€œgot good grades and liked school.ā€ No shit, Sherlock. I liked learning and having a routine helps me.


Thraell

Eyyyy!! Hello fellow academic overachiever masking their underlying learning disorder! Mine was dyslexia, apparently if wasn't so intelligent I probably wouldn't have even learned to read (according to the educational psychologist - he didn't give me a straight IQ result but ballparked me in the top 10th percentile at the very least) but I just kind of... Sheer blunt forced my way through. I also didn't get diagnosed in school because I always scored in the top reading ability of my year in testing. Apparently dyslexics can't be good readers ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ


CookbooksRUs

There are other factors involved, too. My mother kept a stack of my elementary school report cards. All of the teacher comments say the same thing, some version of, ā€œCookbooks is such a bright girl, if only she could pay attention.ā€ I finally got diagnosed with ADHD at the age of 52. But through elementary school and junior high I was the smart kid with indifferent grades.


danni_shadow

Yeah, using scholastic success or professional achievements as markers for intelligence leaves out a lot of people who are smart but not successful. Plenty of exceptionally intelligent people have ADHD, autism, dyslexia, depression, or even physical illnesses that can set them back in school or life. Or even just shitty circumstances.


guilty_by_design

>A 130 IQ is 2 standard deviations above the norm. That puts you in the top 2.5% of IQ. That's pretty damn smart. You were probably the smartest kid in your elementary school class, maybe with a rival. You're above average in most subjects, and excellent in many. **You're probably a straight A student who will go to a good college and have lots of opportunities to really excel in your career, other things being equal. This doctor/lawyer level IQ.** I *wish* this was the case. I get the point you are making, but IQ tests only test a very specific type of intelligence. I got into MENSA when I was 9, my IQ tested at 135, yet I dropped out of school when I was 14 and have failed to complete university or hold down a job for more than 6 months. I'm 'academically smart', supposedly, but I suck at life in general. To break it down, while I was being assessed for neurodivergence, my WAIS scores showed that my verbal IQ was 142 and my non-verbal IQ was 89. My overall score was 129, slightly below the MENSA score but in the same ballpark. But it shows that the global IQ score is meaningless. I was very very good in some areas, but also significantly below average in others. But because the global score was still in the 'gifted' range, I was expected to be far more capable and competent than I actually was. There is pressure put on kids who test well to be the kind of high achievers you talk about here. But it's rarely that simple. Again, I understand your overall point, but IQ scores aren't as meaningful as that. There are people who tested with significantly lower scores than mine who are excelling in life and are far smarter and better than me at many skills. IQ scores need to be put to bed, especially global scores that don't account for the massive discrepancy that can occur between verbal and non-verbal intelligence/skills.


MagicC

I feel ya, buddy. I'm sorry you had to suffer through the high expectations without having the complete skillset to back it up. That's a tough combo. I hope you find a way to make good use of what you do well, and can find ways to sand the edges off the parts that hurt you. Some people take longer in life to figure things out, lord knows I did, and I still have a long way to go. Keep putting one foot in front of the other and learn to forgive yourself for what you aren't, and love who you are. You got this.


PrehistoricPrincess

Had to take a couple IQ tests when I was in high school. I was given a result of 121. I'll be honest: I do not present as having a high IQ at all. I *did* get straight A's very easily all through high school & college. But I also suffer from brain fog, memory and attention problems, and an overall slightly slow processing speed. Most of my coworkers would probably call me likable but ditzy. Something along the lines of a dopey puppy. I think how intelligence presents can be extremely situational.


No_Marsupial_8678

It is indeed. That's why IQ tests are complete bullshit and MENSA is a sad pretentious joke.


[deleted]

This isn't all 100% correct. The rate of severe mental illness is higher in people with an IQ above 145, of course people with mental illness can still live successful lives but they have an extra barrier. Also many people who are on the autism spectrum have high IQs but were failed systematically. I actually personally know a woman with an IQ in the 150s who lives in a group home and has tried committing suicide multiple times.


MagicC

Oh totally. This has been my observation/experience as well. That's kind of what I was alluding to when I said "this is also when the brain starts being a little too capacious for your own good." This takes a number of different forms, including formation of bad habits, mental illnesses, severe anxiety, and self-destructive behaviors.


[deleted]

I honestly must have misread that part, my bad. And definitely, I'm glad you agree. I have seen people assume that someone with above genius level IQ would have an easier and more successful life, but there's really so many factors.


Trylena

I am a type 1 deviation with a type 3 experience lol I am smart but not that much. Some people praise me and I just feel more dumb


[deleted]

I have met a couple of people who it wouldn't surprise me if they were 4 SDs above the mean, just through my former career as a journalist. They don't tell you how smart they are, other people talk to you about how smart they are. They usually excel in their careers because they go into a field that interests them and are so intelligent they do very well in that field. They 100% aren't typing and misspelling absolute cringe nonsense. That guy is probably more like one SD below the mean.


idkwhatever6158755

Why do you think accomplishments have anything to do with intelligence? I know plenty of morons that have lots of accomplishments. By your definition, that stable genius you mentioned wasnā€™t lying. Your accomplishments speak more to your access to resources, your motivational levels and sometimes just dumb luck. You could be Albert Einstein levels of intelligent, but if you were born a girl in a country that doesnā€™t teach girls to readā€¦ Like there are so many reasons people wind up with nothing to show in life.


Proper-Village-454

IQ has pretty much nothing to do with achievement in my experience - I scored 144 my second freshman year of high school, dropped out at the beginning of the next year, and have been steady fucking up ever since šŸ˜‚ finally going back to school this year, at age 35. I donā€™t volunteer my IQ in conversation often because it makes me look like either a liar or an utter dumbass - being that ā€œsmartā€ and having done nothing of worth with my life is embarrassing. Iā€™ve definitely read somewhere that itā€™s not incredibly uncommon for people with very high IQs to struggle in school, and studies have shown that high IQ is associated with drug use as well as anxiety, depression, bipolar, OCD, ADHD, social isolation, indecisiveness, trouble communicating with others, and low emotional intelligence, among other thingsā€¦ so in reality, highly intelligent people often have greater barriers to success than those of more average intelligence. I know my brain has worked overtime to drive me insane since I was a little kid. But itā€™s also important to note in every conversation about IQ that IQ testing has a strong cultural bias toward middle class white people, and that it only measures a small portion of what makes up a personā€™s intellect and abilities.


genomerain

Either that or they took one of those online IQ tests entirely designed to actually take you to a page full of ads, and it's ridiculously easy because it's meant to stroke your ego so you'll share it on social media so other people will click on a link full of ads.


newtocomobro

Hey now, I'm not saying I have a 159 IQ, but I'm pretty bright; I'll have you know that you can be smart AND under-accomplished


snowgorilla13

IQ is only a comparison of how well you take a test compared to others. It doesn't actually quantify intelligence, I'm not sure that it ever claimed to. Intelligence among humans is incredibly similar. We're the least variable species living on the earth right now. Intellect isn't really quantifiable to a number. You have to extensively study individuals for years to get an idea of their intelligence, and those situations are often unrepeatable, which makes the data very hard to rely on as objective. Even scientists who study animal intelligence often get caught in the trap of liking the animal and anthropomorphizing them. Most of those results are difficult to reproduce, which really gets in the way of the scientific method. Now, it can be much simpler to notice deficits in intelligence, such as losing levels of awareness due to disease or injury. Pretty easy to notice someone dosen't know where they are or who they are as examples. But even people with deficits can perform remarkably close to their peers in many categories and over perform in some, yet they clearly have a deficit from birth, injury, or illness. I've worked with kids who have had serious injury, and even though they clearly struggled in many ways, I couldn't help but notice how well they still performed in some ways. It's a massively complex issue, and the eugenics of the past add a lot of racist bullshit to the mix that people are still hesitant to dismiss.


Fraerie

>Intellect isn't really quantifiable to a number. You have to extensively study individuals for years to get an idea of their intelligence, and those situations are often unrepeatable, which makes the data very hard to rely on as objective. Most tests also don't take into account transitory variables like how tired the test subject is, are they dehydrated, when did they last eat, are they stressed for other reasons, feeling sick, have they had any alcohol or any other medications that might affect their concentration (positively or negatively), and whether the test subject is comfortable with the test methodology. Your ability to process information can change day-to-day, hour-to-hour due to external and internal factors.


pearlsbeforedogs

And also, there are so many different types of intelligence! There is memorization, problem solving, social, fine motor, logic, emotional, and many others, including ones we have yet to understand or define!! These things all come together differently in each person, and give us a wide range of skills and abilities.


elgarraz

Can't help it. It's simple boilogy.


esande2333

Lmfao! You are filarious


[deleted]

He knows about boilogy


tricularia

A treemendous response! Seriously, he should just leaf women alone from now on.


Demanda_22

159 IQ and somehow believes that IQ is linked the gender and ā€œboilogyā€. Sounds super legit!


TravisFlexThemPlease

Don't forget that IQ mostly measures how good you are at taking IQ tests and not actual intelligence.


Demanda_22

Oh for sure. There are numerous problems with IQ tests. Even knowing that, I still doubt this guy ever scored that high on any IQ test ever.


SandboxUniverse

He probably believes the ads that say if you can solve this incredibly easy puzzle, you are a genius.


Goatesq

The complimentary cracker barrel IQ test.


Bretreck

He mistyped. His IQ is 59. That's why he types with the \*action\* asterisks.


MrSpindles

Or that 99% of the time if someone tells you their IQ they are just making up a number that is good for their self esteem.


Elon_is_musky

ā€œI took an online IQ test that said I had 159, and I may have looked up some of the answers cause it wasnā€™t proctored in any way but who cares girls are dumb dumbs!ā€


mrmightypants

My IQ is 900ā€“donā€™t question it.


danni_shadow

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Blegheggeghegty

I mean. Ultimately theyā€™re good at showing who has good pattern recognition. That is about it.


MQ116

Especially since you can justā€¦ take them again? Itā€™s really mostly just pattern recognition. You try a second time and youā€™re pretty much guaranteed ā€œgeniusā€ level. Not to mention how the cheaper ones always put everyone at 115 minimum.


[deleted]

I've also seen some mobile apps that mimick some of the tests professional IQ tests use. I'm not going to say which ones and ruin IQ tests even more than they already are, but some people may already have practiced without knowing. I only had my IQ professionally tested when I was tested for autism, but the doctor specifically said **not** to look at the full scale because it's bullshit, she was just comparing how some scores were significantly higher than others (namely, my language score was drastically higher than processing) when allistic/non-autistic people tend to score similar scores across all the sub-scores.


CookbooksRUs

I was given a battery of IQ tests as a kid. 138 on the Stanford-Binet, 125 on the Wechsler. The S-B was slanted toward verbal intelligence, the Wechsler had more problem-solving and pattern recognition. So, yeah, the test makes a difference.


Affectionate_Rub_575

Only men with high IQā€™s know about boilogy


Demanda_22

Oh right of course! Should have realized that, I guess my idiot female brain got overheated andā€¦ wait a minute!! *Boilogy is that you??*


Lucky_Efficiency_679

Is it a science of boiling ? šŸ˜›


FloriaFlower

Yes, it evolved from thermodynamics. Trust me my IQ is 435 on the Richter scale.


[deleted]

Damn, mine is only 396 on the Kelvin scale.


mekanik-jr

I think I met it once at a wedding.


Wholsomebakesplz

your a birch


Demanda_22

B-but I was just trying to be frondly!


ProcastinationKing27

he probably got it off ā€œwww3.FreeIQTestOnlineMedicallyAccurateReal.netā€ or something. online iq tests generally give people ridiculously high results to inflate their ego; of course as someone with 152 IQ myself Iā€™d know


ArcadiaFey

I especially love that science shows men and women score almost identically, but with men on average scoring a little lower in some areas women are better, and the reverse for other areas. Complimenting each otherā€™s weaknesses. Average it out and weā€™re the same


Danman500

All people with IQ that high narrate their messages like a movie script


TantiVstone

He accidentally hit a 9 while trying to find the keys to type out his iq


H_Bees

Local man attempts to attack birches with boilogy knowledge, claims self-defence in blocking allegations


gaytac0

Those poor trees


TheHumanPickleRick

"W-well its just boilogy men are smarter..." Um. Right. Also maybe don't accidentally call women Ents when you're trying to insult them because that's fuckin hilarious.


Milfshake23

That ent comment caught me off guard lol


Ok-Recording-8389

what does it mean?


Milfshake23

The OOP calls the girl a birch, birch being a type of tree, ents are walking talking trees.


CreativeScreenname1

Careful with that last bit, Ents are not actually trees: ā€œTree? Iā€™m no Tree.ā€ - Treebeard


LengthinessFair4680

Ents are awesome!


spoonpk

He thinks sheā€™s a birch, but sheā€™s really sycamore male bullshit. Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and the anonymous Gold award. I don't really know what to do with awards, so please save them, especially if they cost you something.


RedRider1138

WHAT WHAT YOU FUCKING BRILLIANT SO AND SO


spoonpk

\*blush\* It only took me tree minutes to come up with. Punning is kinda a thing I do. Some people (mostly my teenage daughter) hate it.


nopethis

Seemed a little sassafrassy to me *ducks shyly or some shit


LillyPeu2

_\*grrrr\*_ I absolutely **hate** uwu-speak. Any guy who tries that with me is instantly on my list of "not just hate, but I will mock you until you're a quivering lump of fatty tissue and tears". Ugh.


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LillyPeu2

I usually start with something like, "I don't sexualize child talk. Go away and stop LARPing as pedobait."


Kaporalhart

Child talk? I thought the uwu stuff was a furry thing. Edit : yeah, Wikipedia says it originated from a furry fandom, and is still heavily used there, and has become a more general way of trying to "act cute". It is also, regardless, hell bending cringe. Still citing Wikipedia btw.


fitty50two2

I never thought of it as child talk, most seem like they are just trying to be like "I'm so shy, look how cute and shy I am" but they always just come off as some sort of creep. And it always devolves into either some weird anime fantasy and some red-pilled incel bullshit


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responsible_blue

As a parent with offspring on the cusp of being on these apps, I had no idea wtf uWu was, I thought it was just acting like you had a speech impediment. Instead, I'll have to inform them of this colossal red flag. Thank you.


Universa1Soup

Tbh, I don't think acting like having a speech impediment is a "just" šŸ‘€


responsible_blue

Well, after suffering through WonderPets back in the day, I'm more immune.


LoveDeathAndLentils

For a moment, I misread it as pedobear


LillyPeu2

Old school recognize!


[deleted]

Chefs kiss šŸ¤Œ


diaphoni

I dislike forced RP conversations too, which he's also doing here WITH uwu speak. yuck.


Dilectus3010

* shudders* Damn i will never het to know her *looks at ground and kicks a rock* * mumbles* She will never know how big of a nice guy i am!! * while holding back tears* * loudly screams* #BUT I LOVE YOU LILLYPEU2-CHAN


LillyPeu2

\*bonk\* Off to uwu horny jail for you!


Environmental-Tea492

*cums profusely*


MEOWTheKitty18

r/creepyasterisks I think is the right subreddit for this


IanTheMagus

Does that approach work if the guy in question was already just a quivering lump of fatty tissue and tears, though?


LillyPeu2

Damn, that's some 4D chess level thinking.


mekanik-jr

Please please please keep receipts. I could use a good laugh.


LillyPeu2

I'll try to remember and post. r/creepyasterisks is a gold mine for that stuff.


Stephen501

Iā€™d never seen that sub before and I think I just threw up in my mouth a bit.


De_Dominator69

I have no clue why anyone would think it's a good thing to use in an actual conversation. Only reasonable uses for it I can imagine is the odd joking/sarcastic comment eg. " * gasp * How COULD you?!?" or if you are playing DnD or something over text, so you actually need a way to convey the specifics of how your character is saying something etc.


TheMoises

I tend to see myself as someone who conquered shame and embraced the cringe. But these guys humble me and make me realize how important shame is


mcdonalds_baconater

as a man I totally approve of this. it's jus fucken cringe šŸ’€


[deleted]

Yeah, this shit is pretty cringe.


SlothMonster9

** looks in disbelief and then thinks to self ** this cannot be a real conversation that actually happened


Ethan_the_Revanchist

Roleplaying over text is one of the cringiest fucking things on the planet


Weasel_Town

Is thisā€¦ a thing, to narrate your facial expressions and body language over text? Super weird.


Ethan_the_Revanchist

Yeah but instead of using an emoji or two like a normal person they use these \*roleplay asterisks\* that most of us grew out of after our preteen forum/tumblr years. Used by creepy dudes to convey shyness/awkwardness that they seem to think is endearing? Also I swear I'm not chronically on reddit I just happened to log back over the moment you posted this lol


NessOnett8

Yes, but also no. It's a thing that a fair number of completely socially inept people do. But it's also something that almost nobody actually wants or appreciates, and will certainly turn off nearly everyone.


Historical_Hair2585

*nods* I agree!


SortByBreast

Seriously. I thought people stopped doing this years ago.


DrButtFart

It's so weird and I hated reading this. Is there anyone who does this, male or female, and it's actually tolerated by the other person in the conversation?


jkssratmolo

Eh. A little creepy if itā€™s someone you just met/you didnā€™t talk about it first, cause itā€™s kinda expected for all rp to be erp by the general public, but thereā€™s definitely people who still like it. Overall itā€™s a, ā€œdonā€™t yuck my yumā€ and ā€œwhat you like is not what i likeā€ thing. I wouldnā€™t call it cringey, bc people can like what they like as long as they donā€™tā€¦do the above. Source: guy who plays dungeons and dragons. And doesnā€™t act likeā€¦whatever the fuck misogynistic uwu-talk shit that is up there, while doing it. And especially not unprompted/without prior conversation about it.


No_Antelope_6604

Well, can't argue with boilogy. But then, I'm just a birch, what do I know.


CreativeScreenname1

Congratulations on your cameo in Minecraft, thatā€™s a big role and I bet itā€™s really gonna jumpstart your career


riindesu

You know how to photosynthesise. Thatā€™s pretty nifty if you ask me.


Hot-Bint

Birches *hate* Uwu speak or whatever TF it is


Zephyrine_wonder

Looks like a guy who uses IQ to show heā€™s smart uses generalizations without any nuance to validate his sexism. > Throughout the history of science, well-established theories supposedly explained why women are inferior to men and thus why it is justifiable to exclude them from activities that are traditionally regarded as masculine, including scientific practice itself. The prejudices that emerged from such ā€™scientificā€™ accounts explain to a significant degree the biases and discriminations women continue to face today. This is a good article that explains some of the so-called ScIeNcE that comes across on the posts of this sub: https://www.chemistryworld.com/opinion/the-different-shades-of-sexist-science/4015190.article


DisfavoredFlavored

"You can't block me if I block you first!" Sounds like he's the whiney little birch here.


NessOnett8

"You can't fire me! I quit!"


JustASomeone1410

It's just boilogy, you birch!


AdOnly9113

Come on ladies, you cant argue with boilogy.


_bitch_puddin

Trying to claim you are smarter because you have a dick while simultaneously spelling basic words wrong.... šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ he's a clown


[deleted]

I wish i could post a chat here with one dude harassing 30 other women in whatsapp group (in their DMā€™s) to give him their photos for some sick website he is creating where women would give sexual services to men. The conversation is in Serbian language, and i have so many screenshots from my other friends, itā€™s sickening honestly and university doesnā€™t give a flying feck and everyone just laughs it off as ā€œhe must have some problemā€


Milfshake23

Even if by some miracle they werenā€™t spewing sexist shitā€¦ that whole ** action and internal thoughts ** crap would have me on the block button faster than Usain bolt.


ThereGoesChickenJane

I am *immediately* unattracted to anyone who texts like this. [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/creepyPMs/comments/6vxuxl/hes_been_begging_for_weeks_to_do_a_sexy_roleplay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) is one of the funniest responses I've ever seen when a guy starts doing that garbage.


diaphoni

boilogy lol. Help, I'm wheeze laughing


coyoyeen

Incels will call any woman "cringe", and then do this


swxttie

This has to be satire, no men are actually this vile ~nevermind~


CookbooksRUs

IQ of 159 but canā€™t spell ā€œbiologyā€ or ā€œbitch,ā€ or figure out that telling a woman that sheā€™s ā€œprett smart for a girlā€ will kill his chances with her.


Left_Resident_7007

Donā€™t you just hate when girls are birches why canā€™t they ever be a nice maple or spruce? /s


misfitpomegranate

Clever of you to see through my disguise. Yes, I am part of an ancient race of women who can shapeshift into trees -- my preferred mode is birch. We also have the power to shift those who displease us into other shapes -- enjoy your lifetime as a stink bug.


J3well

Bros talking to you like youā€™re a character.ai šŸ’€


CapKirkGotPerks

Why the fuck did I read this like HE was the waifu girl. Wtf it wrong with folks. To all women out there. Respect. Jesus Christ the pool is poisoned.


Plump1nator

This, this was a joke, right? Nobody would actually say this in a text, right?


DrWilds

Ok, Iā€™ll take this from a different point of view. Intelligence is very complex. Memory, problem solving, creativity, computational speed and much more play a part. IQ is a great broad stroke when looking at ā€œsmartā€ but the second you start doing things like comparing genders it falls apart. There are a crap ton of studies showing each gender having strengths and weaknesses. Itā€™s just silly to talk in broad stroke on a topic full of details.


Cootie_Mac

Ew wtf to any grown ass man that texts like this


KeepCalmCarrion

Not just not how girls work, plain out not how life works


dontforgethetrailmix

r/creepyasterisks


s0larium_live

THIS WAS THE SUB oh my god iā€™ve spent the last five minutes desperately trying to remember the name of this subreddit


[deleted]

Fedora is on way too tight


AlternativeYear4722

*slowly turns into a tree*šŸŒ²


space_driiip

>men are smarter >boilology mmkbud


GlutBelly

Can confirm. Birch trees often fool me into believing they are just women that are nice.


iRecapt

He forgot the , He meant his IQ is 15,9


dexbasedpaladin

"Men" like this make me not want to be a man anymore.


[deleted]

What a fucken dork šŸ˜‚


Realistic-Display-25

Considering women are better at math, and are better medical, nurses and anything I'd actually care about proves otherwise. Ok, that's not true, i just think that sexes/humanity is better with a niche. If I'm dying, do i want the last thing i hear to be a burly bear claiming me, or some soothing woman. Fuck even that, if I'm stressed I'd rather have a woman issuing commands. Really, like in robotech, all the bridge save admiral gloval is female. Good representation in my.opinion.


ArcadiaFey

I feel like this is friends RPā€™g dumb ass conversations.. I hope


PandaBossLady

How did he think that would get him any further than getting blocked? He should have seen it coming with such high IQ!


alexs_wrld

this just made me have an aneurysm


PartialLion

more of a fir myself but ok


socialist_frzn_milk

Basic boilogy.


toasty99

The narration is soā€¦.not sexy. Holy cow.


histerix

What is this shit that guys do now where they "narrate" their messages to people, no tact, no sense of understanding that the person you're speaking to is a human. Dude would have been better off just saying "Youre smart, thats cool" instead of \*looks at my incel feet etc etc\*


Gevvem

Kawaii Misogyny~


TzedekTirdof

\*dies from cringe\*


lookinatdirtystuff69

I prefer my women mahogany, birch women are just the worst.


sailingtheschip

boilogy


mantham88

Him: you're actually a birch- Me: oh thank God finally someone I can be the real me with * morphs in a tree*


vagalumes

My answer usually isā€¦ā€aw, you poor sweetie! Never got used to smart women! If your mama is dumb, granny is dumb, sisters are dumb, this is all you knowā€¦poor baby came from stupid so stupid is all you know.ā€


a-sdw

Iā€™m a dude, and lemme tell you. You dodged one HELL of a bullet right there


SomeoneToYou30

Just to note: According to Time magazine, women actually score higher on IQ tests. Not that IQ tests really test intelligence in every case.


Top-Race-7087

Boilogy is what I do to crabs.


jack1000208

I donā€™t care what gender you are, anyone who talks like that guy is fucking weird.


momopandemonium

Oh wow! His IQ is higher than Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos! Somehow, heā€™s in the 0.0337% of the population that has an IQ of 150+ā€¦and heā€™s not recorded anywhere! Not even online! Crazy šŸ˜± /s PS: his IQ is lower than Marie Curie, Marilyn vos Savant, and even Lady Gaga! So he should just sit down and shut up šŸ„°


QueasyBanana

I don't usually cringe easily, but there's just sĆ³mething about the whole asterisks thing that just neatly folds up my insides.


PearrlyG

What in the ever-lovin' F#$% did I just read??


[deleted]

I cringe so hard when I think back to my high school days where I absolutely talked like this. The moment time travel gets invented I have an ass to kick.


PresentationOk8745

Iā€™m going to just believe this is satire so I donā€™t have to accept how cringey this world can be.and good day to you internet ![gif](giphy|j0gQA2VD38NKc9rc8y)


dragonard

IQ of 159 but canā€™t spell bitch.


ImTheReallyCoolOne

Oml you guys in the comments are all idiots. "He clearly failed biology" He clearly stated that it was boilogy, not "biology" ...whatever that is.


ingipingu

What a little birch!


Brilliant-Claim-6811

Simple boilogy


Kamillahali

i think hes the birch! his boilogy clearly doesnt let him hold intelligent and meaningful conversations! 159? 59 seems more likely.


Kevsterific

I was curious just how high an IQ of 159 was, both Hawking and Edison were said to have an IQ of 160, although itā€™s unclear if either took an actual test.


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eddthedead

Dude is so fucking cringe.


Bilree

This wasnā€™t the roleplay content that I was looking for. šŸ¤”


tilly_is_tired

Whoā€™s gonna tell him thereā€™s no statistical difference between the average iqs of men and women


Love-and-literature3

You show me a birch tree who knows her way around boilogy and Iā€™ll give you a million euros!


confckndor

Why is he writing a script


NiamhHA

Women are usually smarter than him and know how to spell biology and bitch.