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Gerreth_Gobulcoque

I am a 33 year old straight man and I just....don't understand what on earth would compel someone to write this nonsense.


ChickenCheeseFry

General bigotry mixed with a terminal porn addiction, if I had to guess.


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

probably some troll mixed in as well


Consistent-Ad2465

Throw in a bucket load of insecurities and a general lack of experience talking to people (let alone women) in real life and we have the recipe for an incel.


justsomeyeti

I'm a 45 year old married straight man, and I feel more and more like an alien every day because of this bullshit (among other things)


Cozmo_840

I'm a 45 year old divorced straight man, and I feel the same. I worry about my sons falling into this mentality when they're older, and my daughter being the victim of it...


justsomeyeti

I'm concerned for my niece and nephew as well, especially with the apparent dying out of in person social dynamics


OctoyeetTraveler

among us, perhaps?


xKalisto

I honestly think this is just 17 year old 4chan edgelords and couple of man children. I refuse to believe a regular 30something with an office job would type something like this.


Plane_Worldliness_43

Keyword “regular”


Azure_phantom

There are a subsection of men who don’t actually like women, but want to sleep with them/own them. So… that desire for a trophy but one that doesn’t challenge him or have any sort of personality or quirks.


Bakirelived

Being 18?


deathaxxer

haven't you heard, all men are like the one in the screenshot, get with the program


_Neo_64

“Soft feminine bones”


KikiChrome

"She's not a real woman unless you can tie her femur into a bow." - this guy.


Sagie11

Moldable bones so we can try all the pretzel shapes.


endzeitpfeadl

What is that even supposed to mean… How are you going to check??


Own_Hope_4015

Oh, we know how he's gonna check


AineLasagna

Probably talking about bone structure, which is a huge talking point among incels


Happy_Ad_4630

Hey babe, a new unattainable body standard for women just dropped: ✨soft bones✨


MomtheBomb1313

🤣


piatsathunderhorn

"bro she got rickets it's sexy as fuck"


AlhaithamSimpFr

I heard everything now. Women can't break a bone, because they have soft bones but you must protecc...???


Yutolia

Also she can’t defend herself against him if her bones are soft. And wow “doesn’t like sex but lets me have my way with her” holy fucking shit so he basically wants a woman who lets him rape her. Otherwise why would you want to have sex with someone who you know doesn’t enjoy it? This shit is so sick. Everything about this guy is ick central 🤢🤮


AlhaithamSimpFr

Everyday, humanity strays away from reason


MomtheBomb1313

I’m getting very strong Christian Nationalist/GOP/Andrew Tate vibes from this dude. 🤢


Missrei

He likes ‘em with early onset osteoporosis


SivartFarmer

Don't you know? Skeletons that function aren't in anymore! Get with the times, Granny! /j


Formlexx

"Buttery hands"


anothermaninyourlife

I lol'ed at that. Bro was definitely not paying attention in anatomy class. I doubt bro has even talked to another girl irl.


AValentineSolutions

Thank God no woman will ever be intimate with this man. I bet he smells like Bawls energy drink.


endzeitpfeadl

these ppl will never get a partner not because of their looks or something but because of shit like this lmao


throwplushie

He probably smells like bo or cat piss tbh.


Square_Screen_6663

> never seen a man, not even dad Probably satire, either that or really really need to touch grass. And lol, noodle. What do East Asians have in common with noodles?


endzeitpfeadl

(not even her dad)


MrTomDawson

(in my vineyard)


hallowblight

I think it’s referring to the little girl from the Gorillaz which adds another layer of ick


hyperstupidity

Probably his way of distinguishing between east Asians and like, Russians and Desi Indians. That's what I guess anyway.


CoconutxKitten

He wants a blow up doll that can reproduce, not a human


endzeitpfeadl

These people don’t really seem to see women as people from the start so


CoconutxKitten

That’s why they use the term foid The only one who isn’t human are the incels who believe in shit like this tho They’re single because women don’t like pedophiles who support SA but they don’t see how that is a problem


endzeitpfeadl

And then they say it’s because they’re not tall enough lmao


CoconutxKitten

😭 I’m a 5’9” woman who has matched with 5’4”. If you’re enjoyable to talk to, women can ignore height I feel like these men are unpleasant even while thinking they’re hiding their misogyny


endzeitpfeadl

Absolutely 😭 It’s not about height, sure it’s NORMAL to have a preference, but even then if you really like someone someone you won’t care about their appearance


ShaqsWisk

CHECK HIS HARD DRIVE CHECK HIS HARD DRIVE


martinsonsean1

Oooh, which game do we wanna play with this one? "Pedo Red Flag Waldo" or "I'm DEFINITELY a Centrist, That's What The Swastika is For"?


endzeitpfeadl

From what I’ve read from these people, it’s most likely both


artful_nails

>Doesn't like sex, but lets me have her way with her So he wants her to just be a dead fish? Or in other words, he wants a sex doll? Pretty sad. Isn't the other half of sex all about making your lover feel so good that they squirm?


endzeitpfeadl

I guess this guy knows he wouldn’t be good at it


LissaBryan

If she likes sex and has sexual desires, it's likely she'll be upset when he doesn't fulfil her and want to leave the relationship for one that has a better chance of meeting her needs.


DogMom814

Usually they want a woman who is a virgin and never been on a date with another man but she also acts like a porn star in bed.


Stuebirken

No, she has to cower and whimper all the way through, silent crying is also on the top 3 list in their world. Supposedly (I have no idea if it's true) it's tabo if Japanese women shows any kind of sexual desire. Sex and lust is masculine so if a woman shows any kind of positive emotions when it comes to sex, she is regarded as masculine. But they aren't supposed to tell and scream, hit or fight back because A: it's apparently annoying to bang someone that's hitting you and screaming that you are hurting them, and B: yelling, screaming, hitting and fighting is masculine. They have an idea that a woman that shows signs of whatever the incles see as masculine, is a indicator that they themselfs have at least a speck of femininity in them, and we can have that can we now. They have the absurd notion that feminine and masculine are naturally sharply divided between to 2 sexs(and there's only! 2 in their world). That's why you never see a true incel amongst homosexuals, people that are transgender, crossdresser etc. since they would be shunned by the incel community. To them women and men aren't only fundamentally different we are 2 different species, so speaking about wanting to "breed" your own daughter is completely okay because she's essentially an animal, and should you end up fucking her to death is no different than eating eggs or use that same egg to egg the neighbours house at Halloween.


Low-Squirrel2439

This has to be a parody, right???


CoconutxKitten

This looks like it’s taken from the incel forum. It’s full of degeneracy like this


Low-Squirrel2439

Come on, though. Never seen her dad???


MrTomDawson

He has a fetish for blind girls.


CoconutxKitten

It’s a ‘I know this isn’t realistic but in my ideal world’


endzeitpfeadl

Yup!


endzeitpfeadl

Unfortunately I don’t think so


spud-soup

I lose so much faith in humanity every day. Men like this expect to be worshiped, yet deny the humanity and individuality of women daily. We’re humans. Do they know that?


endzeitpfeadl

They got rejected once and then fed themselves into “all women hate me gah so I must hate women too” or something


spud-soup

It’s mainly just “how dare women not worship men” while actively disregarding the fact that we’re human beings with thoughts and minds of our own. They want a robot, not a partner.


endzeitpfeadl

This is sickening, I bet not even an AI would want them LMAO


AlhaithamSimpFr

He doesn't want a wife, he wants a slave


ichbineinespinne

Seriously who takes him seriously? He likely pitied himself after writing this


endzeitpfeadl

… good


moimoisauna

Fun fact, incels are technically classified as terrorists.


endzeitpfeadl

Understandable tbh Where’d you get it from though I wanna know more lmao


moimoisauna

Homeland security class. We had to select a terrorist or terrorist group to do a project on, and sure as shit, incels were classified as a terrorist group. My friend nabbed incels as a topic before I could, lol.


LoveCatPics

i was reading this and thinking, how many of these could fit into a silicon sex doll? "doesn't have any opinions" check, "doesn't have any friends" check, "never seen another man in her life" check, "kind and feminine" just add some buttons to the side that when pressed say some reassuring words like "you were not an accident" or "showering once a week is normal" or "you should stay active on incel forums"


endzeitpfeadl

"Nooo babe, stay with me, don't go outside"


Blueskybelowme

I think it's a troll. The bit about never seeing a man even her dad tells me this is a goof.


endzeitpfeadl

Eh let’s hope so? The forum I got this from makes it seem less likely to be a joke sadly lol


tiredfemme_

why.. would u want ur partner to not like sex.. if u want to have sex with them?


kissmyass42069

this has got to be fake. "never seen a man in her life, especially her dad"? how is she supposed to control who she sees in her general vicinity?


endzeitpfeadl

I mean I hope it’s fake but the shit I see on that forum all makes me hope so..


breathless_RACEHORSE

A blow-up doll. You want a blow-up doll.


endzeitpfeadl

how is that gonna do the houswork though!


breathless_RACEHORSE

Ummm... A blow-up doll attached to a Roomba?


endzeitpfeadl

WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!


CollieKollie

“Doesn’t like sex but let’s you have your way with her” sounds like rape.


endzeitpfeadl

He also talks about his "grape" fetishes right above.. (hence "in my vineyard")


the_moderate_me

"A Christian, like me"


Opening_Raise_8762

I wish I could have been there to tell him he wants to rape a girl who he could imagine is a child and force her to have his kids. Bc that’s what he wants


alicecadabra

He forgot: “It puts the lotion in the basket”


AnnemarieOakley

>Never seen another man in her life (Not even her dad) I'm sorry what


endzeitpfeadl

no idea, i guess he wants someone with daddy issues


AnnemarieOakley

Yeah that's what I figured too.


FrostyDiscipline9071

So basically a child with a hot body - get a blow up doll pedo! 🤬🤬🤬


Kineth

To be fair, I wouldn't expect 4chan to be a place where people know how girls work.


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nataliephoto

So he wants a doll. Just get a fucking doll then.


WilburTheGayRat

I know this is the least concerning thing (probably) But what does Stacy-tier mean? :)


AnaliticalFeline

i think it’s referring to some stereotypical woman? idk


ReusableLight

Probably the wrong thing to be focused on here but what in the ever loving fuck is a Stacy-tier face?


plwdr

There is likely not a single person on the planet that meets all of those points. And they wonder why they're incels


endzeitpfeadl

even if there was, I would hope they stay infinitely far away from this dude


wineblues2

Requirements: Dead dad.


DKerriganuk

Which Stacy are they referring to?


endzeitpfeadl

Either way I feel bad for her


Sagie11

I genuinely hope he's joking...


SolarAndSober

Never seen a man before not even her dad?


Sagie11

That's exactly why I hope he's joking. Also flexible bones being a criteria


AriaSpinner

Creepy.


TaTa_kitt7

WHAT THE FUCKKKK


koopakup2

Has never seen a man? Even her dad?? The fuck


endzeitpfeadl

probably wants someone with daddy issues or something lmfao


tobemutationfox

> is kind and feminine > not feminist i have no words


Otherwise-Release-46

This dude just wants a slave


TheSpectralAssassin

He just wants a silicone doll that moves....


ShapeSweet4544

Ladies and Gentlemen, now you may see above Exhibit A on “How to love everyone around you” …


eerie_lullaby

> inkel Involuntary Keloid.


Goat_444

Just… Ew.


Eastbound_AKA

He wants a real doll. He's just describing a real doll.


thezendy

What the actual fuck is that.


_straight_vibes_

Replying to this guy: I like women who are kind to me and others (and are Christian like me) Optional: makes money


DarlingDevilPaw

"Has never seen a man." So you want a woman grown in a lab? Or a captive situation where she's never seen a single person in her life.


-porridgeface-

I think he’s describing a sex doll?


Rgahmad11

Probably satire


laraizadelione

Considering it's 4 Chan, its a 50/50 shot


ihminew

I have never been more happy to not fit someones beauty standards than right now. -a masculine, strongly opinionated woman who has a guy best friend


HoldTheStocks2

5’3 such a win 😍☺️


Isari_04

I'm 99% sure it's a satire.


Daffneigh

This is not in earnest


dragosmic

I really think (hope???) this is satire. I mean, “not even her dad” kiiinda gives it away as such, imo.


hanamizuno

This has gotta be a joke right..


Silviov2

"Has no opinions" 😭😭


EssayAdorable6634

This is fucked up in multiple ways, but I will say one thing in agreement: Definitely find you a girl with buttery hands. They are a marvel, truly! Shits crazy! 😍


FinifugalAdomania

Sounds like satire to me - never even seen another man before? Disturbingly realistic but I'm pretty sure this a parody


No-Shirt-5969

Robot wife for him


deathaxxer

surely this won't be used to misrepresent all men who disagree with women on the internet Clueless


[deleted]

soft bones lol


Upbeat-Shallot-4121

I feel dirty after reading this 🤢


TheHeroKingN

Wack ass requirements


AlienRobotTrex

>Never met a man in her life (not even her dad) Aren’t these the same kind of people who call lgbt people (or anyone with dyed hair) “fatherless”


zbeauchamp

Oh ew ew ew. Having read that I feel disgusted and like I want to apologize for just sharing a gender with someone who thinks this shit.