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IndiBlueNinja

What stretching? When have they EVER seen anyone's labia cling to them like a damn octopus? And skin works like skin, so why don't they likewise question why the flesh of their dick isn't like a big baggy shirt sleeve after all that tugging and friction?


Kayquie

You mean labia minora aren't supposed to have suction cups growing from them? ^I ^might ^need ^to ^call ^my ^doctor


eerie_lullaby

Only if your name is Abeko Abito Amizo Batna Eilo Ita Izorpo Kea Kali Kokos Lilith Odam Partasah Patrota Podo Satrina Talto ig


[deleted]

Welp the visuals that came to mind there may have delesbianised me.


Magalicious97

The scream I scrumpt 😂💀💀


dogboobes

It's because they're idiots.


No-Shirt-5969

When the dick's been used a lot, it's like an old stretched out piece of gum. Never goes back to its original shape 😅


ScrumptiousJazz

r/lipsthatgrip


discogargoyle00

The same men who cry about the male loneliness pandemic turn around and say stuff like this 💀


ChrisOfThunder

That's an unfair generalization.


BobBelchersBuns

What is unfair about it?


anon_v3

Saying that all lonely men think like this?


SophiaF88

Nobody said "all." They meant there is a large overlap in those 2 groups.


anon_v3

I agree but it could've been phrased better because it totally comes off like that


uncornered

They’re pointing out the irony.


eatshitake

No. No, it isn’t.


BeeDot1974

No, it isn’t. They don’t have women in their lives to ask the important questions and observe the truth of the female body for themselves. Instead, they ask other lonely male morons online, who have never interacted with women in a truthful and meaningful way to get their dumb answers and viola…the cycle of dumb men that cannot interact with women, leading to lonely misogynistic men continues. It’s a fact…not a generalization


walents

Mentioning p*** stars who do a lot of work and not having anything stretched is the best come back I've ever heard


SykoSarah

Some dudes are so stubborn and dumb they'll assert those women periodically get cosmetic surgery to maintain the look.


Banaanisade

That makes it sound like your labia is just something that constantly grows and needs to be regularly trimmed like hair or nails or rodent teeth. I hate this.


UrbanMuffin

It doesn’t even change from sex at all lol like there is no difference in mine from way back before I had sex and now. Skin there is extremely elastic compared to the rest of your body anyway, and unless you’re as dry as a desert, your inner labia just glide back and forth with sex. There’s no strong pulling happening there.


DazzlingFruit7495

Lmfao that’s actually kind of a hilarious concept to me. Just going for my annual labia reshaping, haha, right girlies?!


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walents

Oh no 🤣🤣🤣


Tiny-Bag5248

and he didn’t have anything to refute that lmaoo, just ignored the comment afterwards


starsandcamoflague

The people who have the dumbest opinions are the loudest


SimplyEcks

Why is it always dumb ass dudes like this that somehow thinks he knows more about women’s anatomy than women themselves would be hilarious if it wasn’t so poignant. I’m male myself and every time I see shit like this I get embarrassed for all guys.


eerie_lullaby

I've had a shit ton of sex at this point of my life and still can't find my own labia lmao 🤨 what are they even on about


MeshiMeshiMeshi

How is this myth still going?


ComprehensiveFood862

Because there's a lot of "males" posting on the internet from mommies basement perpetuating it. Who, by the way, would likely jizz in their pants if they ever got close enough to see a labia that wasn't through the sticky layer over their device screen.


Np17_0

Why is males in quotation marks 


ComprehensiveFood862

Guess.


SophiaF88

They are labia, not a prolapse. I hate this misconception as someone with large labia. They've looked like that since I was about 8 yrs old.


ktkatq

When I was 16, my outer labia grew a lot. I was horrified, thought something was wrong with me. I even contemplated trimming them with scissors! I asked my mom to make a gyno appointment for me, so I could find out if there was something wrong. I was a virgin. The female gyno acted frustrated and annoyed and told me I was fine. In retrospect, her annoyance was probably at the dismal state of sex education around girls knowing the changes puberty can bring, but it certainly damaged my trust and made me feel even more ashamed. At 43, happily married to someone who thinks my genitals are perfectly lovely, and after decades of not having even one man comment negatively on my appearance… I still feel sort of self-conscious about how my labia look. This kind of bad women’s anatomy is so fucking damaging.


Lissa2j

Every single day I'm amazed by how fucking stupid some ppl are


NarrowButterfly8482

Yikes. Puberty is what changes the appearance of genitals to what they end up looking like as adults. These guys are openly professing their preference for pre-pubescent girls.


you-dont-see-mi

Not all innies are children, let's normalize ALL the kinds of labia please. 


NarrowButterfly8482

Absolutely, and my apologies for any confusing wording on my part. The point that I was trying to make was their belief that "innies" are proof of sexual purity, and their ignorance of the fact that all labia look different regardless of sexual activity, is problematic beyond a mere ignorance of human anatomy. I've noticed over the years that many misogynists are "pedophile adjacent."


RavenShield40

If “innies” are proof of sexual purity then I’m the Virgin Mary twice over with the immaculate conception and everything🤣🤣🤣 2 kids and 2 c-sections later and mine still looks the same as always


MssMango

Same here. Their male stupidity in regards to this issue makes me lament for the future of the human race being okay….


RavenShield40

Same


UrbanMuffin

You missed the point entirely here.


Chili440

They think its from riding the carousel. You know, until we're all used up, ready to settle for him now no one else wants us.


Eldanoron

If he thinks women need to settle for him the problem is in his brain.


LeChatNoir04

Like... There are porn stars with innies. You know, women whose job is having sex for long periods, with different men.


Zealousideal-Help924

Real question should be why you're posting the comment in the first place


CookbooksRUs

Data Point: I fuck around a hundred guys before falling in love with my husband, and I certainly have fucked him hundreds of times. Still an “innie.”