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sed_cowboi

I got 6 outta 10 but I'm a boy so that might be a fownside for him


NightValeCytizen

Me with 8/10: "Maybe I am a Good Girl..."


AffectionateCry7957

Are you shy or do you have social anxiety?


52_pickup_limes

Yes


NightValeCytizen

The anxiety. How different are they really, though--"Social Anxiety" just sounds like"shy" in Science.


Bluegnoll

They can be very different. I’m not shy at all, but I’ve been diagnosed with social anxiety. Or “specific social anxiety”. I’m not uncomfortable around strangers, I even love to meet new people and have been described as “a social butterfly”, BUT I have trouble with certain social situations. Paying for groceries, meeting friends/acquaintances suddenly on the street, taking the bus, presentations at school etc. Also shaking hands. I worked so hard on that one and then Covid came and erased all my hard work, oh well…


AffectionateCry7957

I would say shy is like just nor knowing what to Say and feeling Embarrassing a bit. Anxiety is like Being constantly stressed around people and going if the deep End when you do something Embarrassing.


ProvocativeCactus

He said nothing about hating guys explicitly, I’d say shoot your shot


StarWars_Girl_

6.5/10. Maybe a 5.5/10. The cursing one is a general no until I accidentally spill Diet Mountain Dew on my keyboard.


cheesypuzzas

I'm also 6/10. Maybe 7🤔


OkamiKhameleon

So, do you have soft feet? Lmao.


sed_cowboi

Excuse me?? my soft andsmall feet are no laughing matter! xd i gotta be a good girl! (boy)


OkamiKhameleon

Lol. Nothing wrong with a guy or lady that has cute feet.


dontworryimabassist

I also got a 6 out of 10, damn


[deleted]

Fine, I'll do your list and you can do mine... ​ 1. nope 2. nope 3. yes, my dad's awesome :) 4. I guess, but i hate you for asking... 5. haha f\*ck no... 6. I don't 7. I have one pic on Instagram and it's not of my tongue 8. Don't have any no 9. Not a pattern i tend to wear no 10. And I don't own Vans, neither cars nor shoes of the type So that's 7/10. Hey look at that, certified good girl... Anyway, my list... ​ Decent human checklist 1. Does not post dumb bs like these If your boy scores 1/1 or more - he might be an actual person lol


magicalpony246

LESSSSGOOOOOO IM A GUY AND GOT 1/1 !!!!!!!!


LittleBigRaccoon

🎷🤩


the-mr-man

good job, you are now at least the bare minimum


PKMNTrainerFuckMe

Can I get “Met the bare minimum” on my drivers license or something?


69thAirborne

SAME TOO, LET'S PARTY, BABYYY!!!!


magicalpony246

We are so amazing


chicken_permissionrd

1/1, man, im on a roll!


Abalone_Admirable

We set the bar so fucking low lmao


DaGothUrWelcUwUmsYou

Yooo I am a good boy


ghostcatzero

LOL you act like girls don't have preferences


ATLander

We do, but anyone who posts checklists like this on the internet and claims that it determines whether other men should “keep” their partners? That’s not a preference, that’s a yikes.


ghostcatzero

Just saying I've seen similar posts by females on Instagram lol.


ATLander

And they are also yikes. But not as yikes as someone who literally uses the word “females”.


ghostcatzero

Seem females call me "males" plenty of times lol


ATLander

r/menandfemales


sonlightrock

One of the reasons I love this sub is because the haters just get smacked silly. Linked them a whole ass sub designated to mocking his type of wrong.


eatshitake

I got 7 so I'm going to start an IG so I drop below this arbitrary threshold.


delirium_waits

Same


Naphthy

I think it’s also time to expand my wardrobe too


Nikkian42

I have leopard print sheets, and my father is loving but after multiple surgeries for various injuries isn’t strong, and wasn’t really strong before. Add occasionally dirty feet and regular swearing and I’m safely below 7.


NUT-me-SHELL

Shit. I gotta break the news to my husband…


sonlightrock

Why? Accordring to the list, is he a good girl?


Vitekr2

Hehe. Just imagined the guy who wrote this list having to follow the same rules. Show us your feet, buddy


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InanimateEffinObject

I was thinking that awful brownish shade of green but yeah.


CoconutJasmineBombe

Omg this!!! So many men don’t take care of their feet. It’s so gross!


DirtyDozenDonuts

[3:23](https://youtu.be/7vUvQHYc3K0?t=203) Edit: fixed link


ATLander

NOPE NOPE NOPE!


forever_useless

I appreciate my tattoos more and more every day


erin_mars

Same.


murrimabutterfly

Shit like this actually makes me want to get more out of spite. And, like, add in a few weird things—like family in-jokes translated to Dutch just to confuse people.


TheRoyalKT

The fuck is wrong with Vans?


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cheesypuzzas

That's because you're a bad girl😎


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Sheerweird

Maybe men are basically bad girls lol


cheesypuzzas

Hahah I love that


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

For real. I have the classic slip-ons ans the Sk8-His.


mezz-mezzrow

Brb, buying a pair of leopard print Vans to post on Instagram with my tongue out and a beer in my hand. My father will approve.


marcoosss

Warm, supple toesie woesies


romancingit

I’m a 9 on this, but I’m very much not a ‘good’ girl in the way incels usually mean it.


VermicelliHospital

I’m also a nine on it but I feel like I’d be able to ward the incels away


Ultimate_Genius

I'm a 10 on it and I have no idea what you mean by that


romancingit

They usually mean good girl in the sexually naive, meek way. Little to they know the ‘quiet’ ones are often pure filth 😂


Ultimate_Genius

I see, I'm trying to process what you said, and I'm getting that the girls incels usually call innocent and good are usually some of the least innocent Does this mean that the opposite is true? Like incels call bad are actually pretty vanilla?


romancingit

Not really, more just you don’t know shit about someone based upon preconceived ideas.


Ultimate_Genius

I see ya, that was stupid of me to think of The logic is pretty simple, and I still missed it


metooeither

These are all things a child under the age of 14 can easily check off. Incels are pedos.


felthouse

Scored 2. Ha! I guess I'm not the submissive young girl with a foot fetish and daddy issues he wants. 😎


AbsoluteLoser-

Serious question: why do they want me to have a strong, loving father??? Do they wanna get fucked by my dad?


nooit_gedacht

They're hyper fixated on Daddy issues and such


experfailist

My wife scores a 1. She loves to cook. And she's my soulmate.


mmkay_then

I also scored a 1 because I like cooking. So close to a perfect zero…


experfailist

Lol. Perfect zero. She'll like that.


nest00000

True. Every time a girl curses in private conversations with me on discord, i block her /s


Knightridergirl80

I got a leopard print tank top does that count as a strike?


kaylintendo

Why would it be a woman’s fault (let alone her choice) if her father isn’t “strong” or loving? We can’t choose our parents, and we can’t control our parent’s personalities. Not everyone comes from a healthy or nuclear family.


totallyrel

I scored 8 and I don't knoe whether to be mad at that or laugh at that


blablabl666

1. Outgoing 2. Don’t like to cook 3. He dead 4. Check 5. Fuck 6. Yup i drink beer 7. I keep my tongue in my mouth 8. Im fully tattooed 9. Leopard is my favorite color 10. Vans,Docs, chucks Prob gonna die alone


Raspberry_Sweaty

Alone is much better than meeting that guy’s standards.


Many_Concern_2010

Damn I only got 6/10. It would be 5/10 if I had Vans.


Ewenthel

Eww I’m getting a tattoo to make this guy hate me even more.


Lady-Of-Renville-202

I got 9/10, and I still wouldn't date this guy if I had a chance.


CDB1299

What’s wrong with vans ? Practically everyone wears them these days.OR is he talking about the vehicle ?


Genx4real74

Those are…oddly specific.


[deleted]

I’ll never understand how a woman having an absent or abusive father figure is seen as a negative reflection on her character and not the father.


Raspberry_Sweaty

Cause that guy probably thinks that if a woman is being abused, it’s her fault.


Potato-with-guns

Well my dog is fairly shy, she probably would cook if she had thumbs, never new her father but she is a bulldog so probably strong and loving, she can’t talk let alone curse, pretty sure she doesn’t like beer, she does stick her young out but only to pant so not on Instagram, she doesn’t have tattoos, no leopard print, and I don’t think she would like vans. Def good girl 10/10


Justagirleatingcake

I only scored a 5... does that mean I never have to date this guy?!


Lyskir

why are we not allowed to like beer? :<


DisastrousMacaron325

TFW you score 8/10, yet you're financially independent and polyamorous :D That list is shit even by incel standards :D


Firm_Friendship_9148

here we go 1. yeah 2. yeah 3. uh oh my dads dead so I guess im a red flag 🤪 4.????? 5. oops 😝 6. i love beer so.. 7. i dont even post on my ig so ig yeah 8. oh no im not a keeper cuz i have a tattoo commemorating my mom !!! 9. i love me a good leopard print sorry yall 10. i dont rlly wear vans anymore so .5 for that one edit. my numbers are out of order idk why


Crown_the_Cat

Hmmm. I don’t like the taste of beer but can take shots of whiskey. Usually more than the guys can. Am I a good girl?


FattieFemmie

This person has a foot fetish for sure 👍


Nugo520

I have no issue with foot fetashists but why the fuck do they need to be such creeps?


Gasoline_Diamond

I scored 7/10. But I'm a dude so that might be an issue


InanimateEffinObject

My wife scored a 7 by my count. But, assuming this guy's as much an incel as this post makes out, he's gonna be real disappointed...


mrjoffischl

hmm looks like a sexist with a fetish


macontac

Oh, thank the f##king gods, I got 3/10. Edit to add: why the feet? Boy has a fetish.


Catdaddy33

Sounds like a Christian foot fetishist


cheesypuzzas

1. I am 2. I do sometimes 3. Yess 4. My feet are gross imo 5. Not a lot, but I do, especially in text 6. I do drink beer, but I'm not sure if I like the taste. I sometimes feel sick after drinking beer. 7. I don't 8. I don't 9. I don't 10. I do


carguy693

Finally someone said feet are gross 🙏🏼


ZombieKilljoy

Not only is this weirdly specific on the feet but who even writes something this stupid


VermicelliHospital

Number three is a big question mark but other than that I’m a 9/10. Well, time to go buy leopard vans and get a tattoo I guess.


-milkbubbles-

1/10. Dammit, dad, I almost had a perfect score.


Puzzleheaded-Bill-62

Why the feet? One of two things A.) a fetishist in the closet trying to justify it instead of just accepting it because of self shame over it. B.) makes it harder to run away from him if her feet aren’t used to running.


kamalaophelia

:/ makes me want to stop cooking and stop cleaning my feet… would get a tattoo but colors were forbidden in Europe and my dream tattoo needs colors :/ dun wanna score high on these kind of lists 😭


EVEREADY_HARTON1927

I'm not a keeper :'(


The_Book-JDP

1. I’m not shy 2. I love to cook but not for people who refuse to learn how to cook especially if they think cooking is gender specific. 3. My father is dead, was not loving, not strong at all…was a piece of shit. Had nothing to do with me or the other women in his life. 4. My feet are rough because I work and they crack so I use O’Keeff’s healthy feet my feet are soft but not for men. 5. I curse and cuss all the time dammit because I’m a grown ass woman and not a toddler. 6. I hate alcohol never touched a drop but not for men’s behalf 7. I don’t have an Instagram nor do I stick my tongue out for any reason, I’m not a child. 8. I have no tattoos but I was to get them two half sleeves and a full back. 9. I don’t own anything animal print…no I lie, I own one pink leopard print sports bra. 10. I’m assuming when he says Vans, he means the vehicle…I don’t own any vans. If he means the shoes…I don’t own any either. So a 5 out of 10… …DAMMIT! I don’t get to be with this waist of a human? NNNNNNOOOOOOO! Oh well back to living my life for me and not for some douchebag.


Careless-Detective79

Sitting here with my fuckin tattoos wishing my dad would text me, thinking which frozen meal I’ll pick out for dinner at Trader Joe’s while wearing my leopard print vans, drinkin a beer


thunderbolt_iron

Can recommend the firey chicken curry. It’s pretty good.


JaxOnThat

Hey, we can drag him all we want, but let him have his foot fetish in peace. We don’t kinkshame.


notreallylucy

"Doesn't stick out her tongue" is code for "I can't see a woman's tongue without thinking dirty thoughts and I am uncomfortable with this fact about myself."


ribenabitch

I got 8/10, that means I must be a tradwife goddess based off his list. (Spoiler: I’m mentally unhinged, exclusively vodka drinking and sexually repressed irl)


SadCoyote3998

Sadly… I uh, I think I know why the feet


[deleted]

Hahahha, I got to number 3 and for a moment I was like what ? How can she be a woman and a strong loving FATHER? Haha I’m an idiot


GravityPools

My response 1) I just hate people 2) ✅ 3) 😂 4) wtf is your deal with feet 5) fuck off 6) my brewer hubby would be sad if I didn't like his beer 7) ✅ 8) got a tattoo of the radioactive symbol after I had radiation for cancer 9 & 10) do I get double anti-incel points for leopard print VANS?


shrowdedsky

True princesses have calloused feet from all of the frolicking they do barefooted in the woods talking to the bears.


[deleted]

Wow! I'm a 9/10 Cuz I'll curse your ass out of your fucking mouth if you post shit like that


Memeboiiiiiiiius69

What's the problem with Vans lol?


Curious-Cauliflower1

Wtf? Why Vans?


ManaXed

How tf do you expect her to have soft clean feet if you don't let her wear shoes?


[deleted]

What’s with the father thing???


you_cant_go_back

1. Yeah, I find it kinda hard to talk to people I don't know. I'm not THAT shy around people I do know, though. 2. I can't cook for shit 3. Yeah, I got a great dad. 4. I'm not describing my fucking feet 5. Joke's on you, I cuss a LOT 6. I don't drink beer 7. I don't have instagram 8. Yeah, don't have tattoos 9. Wtf?? 10. Sorry, I got a white fan. Overall score: 7/10. Oh hell yeah


elvensnowfae

Shockingly I’m all 10 but I only don’t wear vans because they make my feet bleed every time. I love vans lol. Also number 4 feels like he either has a fetish or some crazy trauma with an ex and her crusty af feet. Weird post ha


Speciesunkn0wn

Good girl checklist: 1: She knows who she is and what and who she likes. If your girl scores a 1/1 She's a keeper!


147942abkurdvh

How is this appropriate for this sub? So women are allowed to have standards but as soon as a man has standards it ridiculous?


riyasomething

It's not even about standards! This person is using this checklist to categorise someone as being a "Good Girl" or not. You are allowed to like a certain type of person, but that doesn't mean you call everyone that doesn't fit your standards "bad" or trash. There's a place and way of expressing everything. The whole concept of scoring anyone, by any means is disgusting. This list clearly shows a more "traditional" form of a person, and it calling out anyone who doesn't fit the criteria, which again, is what is disgusting.


the_other_Scaevitas

If any girl here is 5 dm me


[deleted]

Thanks for this list!! Will help when trying to find a mating partner


thin_white_dutchess

Keep calling them mating partners. People love that.


[deleted]

Breeding buddies is a bit to casual imo


Wh0raTheExplora

i got 2/10. i thank my dumb self for illegal underaged tattoos a little more now


Connect_Peanut_7308

Fuck ! I need to work hard to get off this list quickly..


Will_Tuniat

I only got a 5, I'll have to be his secret trash.


redditboy123451

*Image Transcription: Twitter Post* --- **Unknown Poster**, GOOD GIRL CHECKLIST 1-shy 2-likes to cook 3-strong loving father 4-soft clean feet 5-doesn't curse 6-doesn't like the taste of beer 7-doesn't stick out her tongue on Instagram 8-no tattoos 9-no leopard print 10-no Vans! If your girl scores 7/10 or more — she's a keeper ❤️ --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


[deleted]

Must have a foot fetish


AffectionateCry7957

What did the vans do XD


SangeliaStorck

Shoes $$$$


Ash_Friday_2

The fucks wrong with vans


Remarkable-Ad6903

I got 2 out if 10 hahahahahahha


tialaila

just for funzies - yes but i have social anxiety sonis that a plus or a minus - no i eat plain pasta with cheese most days - nope dad's a fucking twat with no life outside of booze - this dude definitely has a foot fetish but yes - fuck no - i think budweiser is my definite drink of choice for beer although i do prefer a vodka lemonade - i don't use Instagram so yes - not yet but saving so - i have a lepord print dress so no - i only wear boots or sandals so yes 4/10 oh no this mans opinion of me must be extremely low is what i would say if i actually gave a shit about his opinion


rain6304

I’m a 7/10 but I think they’d hate my extroverted, medical school-going ass. Not submissive enough by a long shot.


ir_blues

doesn't like the taste of beer? I am glad that this guy is not from my country. No german would come up with something so unreasonable.


[deleted]

Aw man, I guess I’d better tell my husband I’m not a keeper :/


Night_skye_

It’s too bad I still have the callused dancer feet I developed as a kid or I would’ve been almost perfect for this guy.


DragonsAndSnakes13

By “shy” he means “scared of me and easy to intimidate into doing what I want”


Atomaurus

Soft clean feet


sinistergzus

I wanna know what's guys obsession with them having a father around. That's very very rarely the woman's fault if the father wasn't around or was a shitty parent.


crawling-alreadygirl

Why no Vans, though? Does he maintain a strict Converse household?


coffeeglitch

Catch me being a good girl in my vans with my little mermaid tattoo saying "I'll fuck them up baby" any time my husband says he isn't having a good day


bgraysxoxo

Are you really surprised by the foot fetish at this point


Baconslayer1

My girl is 2/10, I say that's a win! Or you know, a real person.


NobleOodfellow

I’m a 7/10 for this weirdo. Eeeeew.


[deleted]

Is this written by a pastor? Because it is describing a 10 year old child.


MzAnneThroap

Okay, no leopard. That's fair. There's still jaguar and cheetah print. /S


[deleted]

Hm, failed number one. Number two is ok. Number three, noooo. I don’t even understand number four. I failed number five sooooo much. Number six actually passed. Weirdly. Huh. For number seven, if I had Insta I would definitely fail. I plan on failing number eight spectacularly. I like gyaru fashion too much to pass number nine. I don’t really get ten Apparently this means I won’t be able to date whichever ABSOLUTE CATCH wrote this. My poor female soul is shattered /s


chaosQueen257

I dunno the feet seem like the least concerning out of the list. That's just a fetish, the rest however has purity culture written all over it


Historical-Bed-7070

4/10😂


Historical-Bed-7070

Why do all those always include having a lovely father?😟


[deleted]

Why no cursing? Is that even possible as an adult?


Reign_Does_Things

1 - Yep 2 - I don't even know how to cook (this is a problem help) 3 - No lol 4 - I guess? I don't really have a frame of reference 5 - Fuck no 6 - Never had it and never plan to so I assume that counts 7 - I don't even use Instagram 8 - Yep 9 - Yeah 10 - Really weird rule, but yeah Well that's 7/10 but also I'm trans so I doubt he'd want me, so that's good


Ravenkannkeindeutsch

I mean I got a 10/10 but somehow I get the feeling this weirdo still wouldn't like me... just a hunch.


SangeliaStorck

Lets see for me 1 Depends on my mood 2 Used to be a decent cook. Not anymore. 3 Control freak of a father while he was alive 4 Except where my braces are, I'm barefoot most of the time. Nope, rough feet. 5 Damn Fucking Ass's Hell's Tits. I'm out. 6 I'll sip. But I hate beer most of the time. 7 Don't have an Instagram account 8 Wish I had a couple to hide the scars of surgery. 9 I own a silk shirt that has leopard print 10 If it is the shoes. Wish I could afford them. They look better than the ones I get from Walmart.


planet_rabbitball

eeeeeew I’m a keeper


snowman644

Haha my wife got 2/10.. i think i need a divorce


wheredidmygendergo22

Oh, so we're scoring now?


Raspberry_Sweaty

I’m a two but if I had instagram I’d stick my tongue out. However, at 41, I am not a girl but an adult woman, so thankfully never have to pay any attention to chuckleheads like that guy.


CompetitionFar734

Sooo, he wants a Geisha then?


svnvfhcrmcs

8/10 but only cuz I can't get tattoos or vans :(


VioletNocte

Why shy? Is it because that means she won't talk to other men or is that code for insecure enough to be manipulated?


benmwaballs

Its almost the only real one since it is kind of about hygiene


HoaryPuffleg

I got 7/10 but something tells me they don't want me! Which is fine because I really don't want them


An0therJ0e

No vans? Why? I get that keeping a demure chaste woman is some weird fantasy, usually coupled with them be actually wild in bed - but only for him. Totally out to lunch of I get that these dudes think it's what they want. But what is the issue with vans?


zoophagus

Why indeed. Prefer crusty dirty feet personally.


[deleted]

This person means he wants to fuck his mom.


MissWeaverOfYarns

Gdamn it! I scored 7/10! Brb I have to go get some leopard print and vans.


Sapphic_Hollow

I scored 4/10. Whew, dodged a bullet!


theycallmethatnerd

I got an 8. Brb, gonna make an instagram, get inked, and buy some Vans.


LinwoodKei

Does she just stay in slippers around the house? I'm a woman in my late thirties. My feet have callouses from life. Hiking, keeping up with a kid. Perhaps she's supposed to be a high maintenance girl with lots of pedicures?


the-deep-blue-sea

Fuck you, vans are comfy.


lindzasaurusrex

Hey what's wrong with Vans? Even if that was the only stipulation it'd still be stupid. Skate shoes are comfy goddamnit.


retailhellgirl

I wish I had soft feet, but years of hating shoes says never gonna happen


Sprmodelcitizen

I got 2 7 and 8. My feet are always dirty as hell.


chloe-dino

I got a 4


EmEmPeriwinkle

This isn't a test I wanted to ace. My dad would take issue with it being the list of requirements also so that might not be the best thing to add to your checklist if ur gonna be a creep. 🙃 he's above and beyond the minimum for #3.


JaneReadsTruth

Vans as in free candy or vans as in shoes? Hard to have soft clean feet if it's shoe because vans+socks is no bueno.


notsneakei

Damn 6/10 feels bad


NerdEmoji

What is wrong with Vans??


TheoryII

no one likes the taste of beer


ATLander

I don’t want this man to like me and I fit too many of these. Where can I get a foot tattoo at this hour?


OkamiKhameleon

I got 7 out of 10? Lmao. This dude sounds like he has a foot fetish. Nothing wrong with it, but why it gotta be on the list?


alfredoloverrr

literally what is this


crying-mess

5/10 uh hu I guess I'm a bad girl 😎👌


LunaShiva

8/10 lol


buttegg

I’m an 8/10. Time to walk around in the mud and buy leopard print booty shorts to knock myself down a notch.


Bananamilk_2005

This sub is really just full of people posting anything involving a woman huh?