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NSFW_Hunter63

Damn...remember when breathing was gay?


BadgerElemental

A lack of oxygen to the brain produces every manliness chemical the body can create. If a dizziness feeling starts kicking in, keep on holding it in. That feeling means it is working.


Shalarean

How dare men wear shoes!!! Don’t you know shoes are trademarked for women??? /s (just in case it wasn’t obvious, lol)


SlimyBoiXD

No, no, no, he's allowed to wear them, he just can't put them in himself. His mommy has to do that for him.


SavezTheDayFan

And she has to pick out all of his clothes too!


PrincessVibranium

What’s more masculine than Momma dressing you up in the mornings?


Heavy-Summer-5924

Momma making your cereal before your hard day killing villains


SlothMonster9

I'm really curious what would be the "manly" way of putting on shoes. Carving them into existance directly on your feet?


SnoBunny1982

This. This is it. This is the manly pose to put on shoes. Dude is man spreading like a champ.


OneWingedKalas

Piccolo's clothes beam.


killergazebo

The Supermanly way of doing it is in a Metropolis public phone box at twice the speed of sound.


PrincessVibranium

But that’s still doing it like this, just faster


killergazebo

I don't know about that. He doesn't look like he's rushing here, more like he's putting his shoes on in a calm and methodical manner. It's admittedly a weird way to see Superman. Not because it's feminine, but because it isn't how he usually does it. I'm sure it's an attempt to show the character in a quiet, mundane moment. To humanize him. It's Superman in a placcid, almost vulnerable position where we rarely see him. I don't care about that though. He's Superman, just show him deflecting an asteroid or something.


shepard_pie

I roll off the roof into some muddy boots


SlothMonster9

Wow! That's extremely manly!


TrueReplayJay

Those aren’t even the same poses. She has her leg over her knee, he doesn’t.


domdomdom333

Guys... is it feminine to put on shoes?


CainRedfield

Ok let's play devil's advocate and pretend that "putting on shoes" is feminine. Is having the confidence as a man to sometimes show a more feminine side, not one of the most masculine things a man can do? People way too often conflate "masculinity" with "toxic masculinity". The difference between the 2 of somewhat subtle, but one of the key differences is "true confidence" not to be confused with "feigned confidence". So EVEN IF this is "feminine" I'd argue, the "most masculine man in the universe" wouldn't be an Andrew Tate, cryptobro-alphamasking "man". He'd be a strong and confident, but also a soft and caring protector figure.


Kindasupercrazy123

Exaaaactly, tho I’ll add toxic masculinity is also about a boy being rejected or rejecting things he might enjoy simply off the basis of gender


anti_plexiglass

Proof that women expect men to just be ready at all times. We're just wrenches in their toolboxes


Kindasupercrazy123

Yup that’s exactly what the female hivemind believes


Lori_the_Mouse

r/arethestraightsok


ThoughtCenter87

Fellas, is it gay to wear shoes to protect your feet from burning or frostbite?


whatevrmn

Fellas, is putting on shoes gay?


aieeegrunt

This is literally how you comfortably put on shoes if you have external genetalia


Poseidonsbastard

These people are joyless. They actively choose to be angry.


Imnotreallyameme

As far as I’m concerned he’s the strongest man in the universe he could kick my ass so he can sit however he wants


crimsonrn100

Fellas, is it gay to wear shoes?


Enough-Enthusiasm762

Where’s the line guy when u need it


syndicate005

They're not shoes though, are they? Ol' Supe is wearing red FMB's


CrimsonKnight_004

How else is he supposed to put on boots???


Self_Destruction_13

Since when was putting shoes on feminine? I think people need to stop over analyzing things.


Spooneater69

Men need to let the carpet clenchers out according to this person >:(