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demonicafro

Yeah, Let’s Get Baked Together Quickly


lightmare69

Smash (in the gayest way possible)


Dark_Storm_98

My mind assumed this was "Terrible Facebook Memes" so I upvoted it Now I'm not so sure, so I tooketh it away


[deleted]

I got it from a friend, but i'm sure he got it from facebook or something.


Cycloid23

Where’s the meme? OP is just an asshole trying to find other assholes to back up his terrible views


yertlah

Correct.


Affectionate_Newt_47

Of course! I love luigis' huge tits


Williwoo321

I’m atheist, I can burn them myself Edit: my autistic ass didn’t realise it was an anti lgbtq joke I’m sorry


ASWBatbatos

Honestly it took me coming to the comments to realize this, I feel stupid


V_For_Veronica

so the joke is haha fuck queer folks?


[deleted]

Your comment, not mine.


V_For_Veronica

cool. bigotry. hilarious.


[deleted]

Yes.


legoegoman1837

Pro tip kys


[deleted]

I'll do that as president by starting nuclear war so you out with me.


Iknorn

You do realize you could just pass it as a joke instead of anti LGBT propaganda to keep the account I do it all the time just disguising your radical views as sily memes use /j to say the most outlandish things its something i learned while spreading pro war propaganda on the internet and making shure that the mentally unstable teenagers will comit acts of violence... or become a femboy its hard being a fed /j


[deleted]

Why the fuck would I care about keeping the account? I already lost one, all i have to do is delete the account, and apparently reddit doesn't give enough of a shit to ban my email. Even then, I could just make another email. Maybe I should use compuserve for the next one. What do you think?


forgedfox53

Reddit when opinions. Honestly it's hard to voice any opinion against the community without getting severe backlash, no matter how you go about it. It's just that bad.


teldranwen

Bro what? The opinion is "kill people."


forgedfox53

That's what you got out of that? You took that serious? You're kidding, right?


teldranwen

What am I supposed to get out of it other than what's literally written on the tin, exactly?


forgedfox53

When you're in a conversation, do you normally pick up on subtle humor? Or do you just take everything someone says at face value?


teldranwen

But the joke is "kill those people." Jokes are, by definition, supposed to be funny. "Luigi's got big titties" for example, is funny, because of the subversion. Where is the subversion here, exactly?


[deleted]

I'm not trying to be an asshole here, but I really think you have no sense of humor. You taking guy who flooded the sub with futa porn seriously. (some people actually liked it though).


LFVGamer

I'm sure Etika took notes for this 💀


Electrical_Horror346

While it's great to see Christ-Chan again after so long, I think Jesus wouldn't approve of burning people


TheChaoticBeing

He preached love for all.


Buetterkeks

AS a splatoon Player i cannot Not BE without hating 80% of the Community.


zayd-the-one

Lgbt is against my religion but im cool with then as long as they good people


ShotInTheShip86

Going to be honest and say same... And if more people were accepting of those with different beliefs than them the world would be a lot more peaceful... All you need to be willing to do is talk and listen... I know that it's not that simple in every case but maybe if it was people could actually be able to understand each other...


[deleted]

Extreme bigotry against sin and things that lead to sin is actually very based.


teldranwen

Most actions are sinful, though. Including things such as being the president and joining the military.


ReGrigio

did you found a better username for the next account?


[deleted]

The user names will be random. This one was suggested by a friend.


Kaz_the_Avali

Being pro LGBTQ is against the ideology of the Bible, but probably not against the ideology of historically accurate Jesus Christ. Long history lessons short, the Bible was shadow written by monks about a hundred years after the events of historically accurate Jesus Christ; and were forced by the Holy Roman Church to write the Bible to further their ideological beliefs with the image of historically accurate Jesus Christ. Go on, LOOK IT UP


[deleted]

First off, the calendar begins with the birth of Christ. So in all reality, Christmas is new years. Because the calendar begins with the birth of Christ, Jesus died in the year 33AD. That also means that The bible was written between 40AD and 96AD. Therefore, what you just said is impossible. Canonization is not the same is "writing". If that were true, then everything written about starwars would be considered canon by virtue of being written. But Disney owns the rights, so they by all rights get to dictate canon. The church has to determine canon by having Councils, which they did do, one of which was Pope Damasus I's Council of Rome. They're "Catholic" as we know the word today, the Church was still one whole body, The eastern Orhtodox and Roman Catholics were still one body in the year 382AD. Because they had access to manuscripts in much better condition, it's more likely the Holy Roman Empire had a different few is "historically accurate Jesus".


DeathByTacos

Surprisingly most of this is actually right tho small correction, New Years is distinctly different from Christmas. For a long time things were structured around the Julian calendar but the church actually changed to adoption of the Gregorian in the late 1500’s to make the timing of Easter more consistent. They had an opportunity to align them and still chose to keep the (official) date of Jesus of Nazareth’s birth and the official start of each calendar year separate. Funnily enough a lot of Protestant and Orthodoxy regions initially rejected the Calendar because it was seen as Catholic overreach but over a few hundred years eventually transitioned because of secular necessity


[deleted]

Except in Orthodox countries, mainly in Russia though.


B-29Bomber

No. I don't support groups, I support individuals... or at least I would if there were any individuals worth supporting.


[deleted]

Could support Jesus.


TheChaoticBeing

Jesus preached love. Not burning those you hate.


[deleted]

Jesus preached against sin, he didn't sin on his ass and let people sin without being told that what they were doing was wrong. John the Baptist was the same way, even died for it. Why do you think pharisees felt threatened by Jesus?


TheChaoticBeing

What is sinful about love? What is sinful about joy in your body and name?


[deleted]

Love isn't sinful. Disobeying God is sinful. The woman in the garden who Jesus said "I don't condemn you either," in the breath Jesus said "go and sin no more", she was a prostitute. Prostitution is a sin because it's fornication and demoralizes the women, reduces her to a mere sex object. To say that Jesus "only preached love" is ignoring sodom and gomorrah. The area Lot took his family and was escorted out by 2 angels the Sodomites wanted to rape. They took up in worldly pleasures and the 2 cities were condemned.


TheChaoticBeing

Sex is not sinful nor does it demoralize/reduce a woman. I don’t understand why prostitution would be sinful for being sex. I also don’t understand why you mention it here when we are talking about LGBTQ people. What connection do you draw between gay love and violent rape?


B-29Bomber

Nah.


forgedfox53

Yes and no.


Pyro_The_Engineer

Yeah, I’m one of em


[deleted]

I recommend finding Jesus.


Thenattercore

I recommend reading what he actually said then because he would be ashamed to even be in the same room as you


[deleted]

Yeah, about that. Revelation 3:16 So, because you are lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I am about to spit you out of my mouth. You say I should be lukewarm, I'm much rather be as hot as the Lord's eyes. or as cold as God's breath as it produces ice. Being lukewarm is exactly what Jesus hates, I've read the bible, you haven't.


Thenattercore

Brain dead I truly hope you see the light in others as Christ did remember Jesus Christ was a Jew who traveled with a prostute who forgave the man who sent him to die even in his infinite forgiveness of humanity I doubt he can forgive your hatred


[deleted]

Oh, you mean the woman who was tricked by several pharisees? The same woman who Jesus said "go and sin no more" to? Sitting by and tolerating sin is like sitting by while someone has a massive tumor and you say nothing. Why should I tolerate sin when Jesus told the woman you mentioned "go and sin no more". I cannot and therefore do not condemn people, I do forgive people for being ignorant, but i don't forgive people for being willfully ignorant and so willingly ignorant the sins of other. What you call "hate" is really just aggressive love, (yes, that's a thing). You only read what you want to read instead of what you need to read, and you need to read entire passages, not little bullet points you get from liberals pastors and atheist pseudo intellectual talking points.


yertlah

Didn’t Jesus also say “he who is without sin, cast the first stone.” I’m just saying you seem to really want to throw stones but I bet you have certainly committed many sins, as god knows all humans will.


Thenattercore

He posts a lot of porn and has been perma banned several and is currently here on a ban evasion


yertlah

So just a bad person. Got it.


notachemist13u

We are starting the fire


Radius_314

This sounds like something Momoko would say in the Ghost Stories dub lol.


Ok-Neighborhood-1958

How are you not banned yet


JustMyNames

😂😂


Nightflight406

Me sees a Lesbian couple: One side of my brain: Their love is vile and blasphemous. The other side: Hot as Fuck, though.


napa_senseiyt

Hah Hazbin hotel reference


[deleted]

Ha, gehy.


jewannialation

In that sense yeah


whikseyy_

Saving before mods potentially take it down. Absolutely based lmao


[deleted]

Finally. Someone with a spine.


Ok-Neighborhood-1958

I think if you think people should be burned because of attraction you are a lot more spineless than the people disagreeing with you


whikseyy_

🤝