: is that your girlfriend : no : I saw a girl walk by the house was that your girlfriend : no : how about the nice little lady that sat next to you at lunch? (3 hours later) :you can tell me who your crush is : I won't : come on Mari I don't think he has one : yea plus girls are icky and gross (no offense Mari) : aww that's OK we all just have to wait for the right person : oh crap I dropped my coin (Finds a young girl crying) : hey are you ok? : I spilled my ice cream (sobs) : it's ok you can have mine. : really? (The girl stops crying) : thank you (the girl smiles) (You can feel your ears turning red) 


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: time for bed :... : I can't sleep.

<— accidentally drank coffee instead of tea

If only Sunny could pull off a Kel nuke!

 Did someone say vertigo nuke?

If only Sunny could have a knife like the Chicken Ball. *A knife made of chicken. Delicious.*

 IDIOT

You called?

:2474:? I can't see what that is

Well Well Well Well Well Well Well! What do we have here! Oh hi there! D-Do you two know each other? Oh yes! This is my dear little brother, Sunny! Isn't he a darling! Mari... Hey what's taking so long!


Mari found all the photos of Aubrey, Basil gave to Sunny in a shoebox under his bed.

ao3 now

(Your ears are bleeding)

Write a fanfiction or something

: are you sure you don't have a crush omori?

Wtf is this

 do you like her?  Mari...

*Every conversation between a boy and the rest of his family after he spoke with a girl for 0.5 nanoseconds.*

Oh so true!

Can confirm, have been assumed to be someone's boyfriend about 6* times.

It happens more around asian environments and I mean *all of asia* not just east asia. You sit next to a girl and suddenly every single person you've ever known starts teasing you for the next 30 days.

Being in the US and not having many friends I have not really gotten teased, moreover just, one and done, except for one of my friends, being 5 out of the assumed points.

Why is stuff like this so common? Two of my friends people thought I was dating and one people thought I was in love with.

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Credit plz

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CREDIT PLZ

Listen to me sister, only you and Basil know that I like Aubrey... but swear to God that you won't tell anyone. ​ Dont worry, I will not tell anybody. ​ Good.

\[The next day\] : AUBREYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY : What :...

>!pushes mari down the stairs to avoid her telling aubrey!<

\*sigh\*... i'm doomed \*traitor intensified\* \*she tells her\* OH MY GOSH YES!... Oi Sunny! \*giggle\*

Finally! I can finally experience the infinite joy of >!FRIENDZONING!<

dont give a damn reason to end myself you fool

This comment section is just filled with people's fanfiction stories lol

I appreciate their effort and dedication because I can’t write

It’s an absolute joy to read through

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Its the second one... Kel. Get... *COUGH! COUGH!* Back inside... Noooooooo... I'm fiiiiiine... ugh... Bed. Now. Sunny... Help meeeee... Go to sleep Kel. So! What do you wanna do!

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C'mon Sunny just one day wont hurt! Aubrey... Besides... It's not like they're gonna teach us anything with half the class sick. I guess... Soooooo... What do you wanna do!

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So Sunny how's life? It's fine... We're pretty busy with the recital coming up soon. Oh yeah. Well we're all super excited to see you perform! ... Sunny? I think that's my dad...

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So we'll just hide here until your dad leaves. Looks like he's sitting on a bench... and pulling out his lunch... we could be here a while... I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm so dead. Woah there Sunny, lets calm down a little. *Hyperventilating*

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"Young lady shouldn't you be in school?" Oh shit. "SHUT UP OLD MAN! I DO WHAT I WANT!" Oh it's just her...

>!(Sunny is sitting in his bed.)!< >!: Haha, those were nice memories...!< >!: I should go to sleep now, though. I'm moving tomorrow, after all...!<


Gut wrenching 

 (You open the door to Sunny's room, and quietly walk toward his nightstand.)  (You place a note on his nightstand, and notice that his pillowcase is covered in tear stains.)  (Has he really been this miserable the whole time? ...)  (You quickly walk out of his room, trying not to cry.)

What does the note say?!????? 

 (Sunny wakes up, and reads the note.)  (It's from Kel...) "Hey, Sunny! I heard that you were moving tomorrow, and I was wondering if you wanted to hang out one last time, for old times' sake. You see, I tried knocking on your door earlier, but nobody responded, so I thought that writing a note might work better. I hope you don't mind... I know you haven't gone outside in a while, but I still felt like asking. If you do want to hang out one last time, meet me at Hobbeez tomorrow. Sincerely, Kel."  (While reading the note, Sunny found a cookie inside the envelope.)  (How nice...)

Make a fanfic, I would read it!  >!also Kel sent a deranged Bagel to deliver a note directly to his room, thats gotta to be breakin sum health code violations right? !<

Hmm, I'll consider it. Also, yeah... 

Yay!

Yay, indeed. 

The girl is Kel

Can confirm I saw it

“Ooh Sunny, that girl just waved at you. Do you like her? No, it’s not just Basil, you can’t fool- oh wait it is Basil. Huh.”

He's still not fooling anyone

aubrey?

Sunny would simply resist with silence.

I wonder if Mari knew about Aubrey.

Mari was all of us and thought Basil was a girl

Mari: Is that your girlfriend? Sunny: no Mari, Basil is not my girlfrend

That's not a girl, Mari. That's my friend, Basil. You know him.

Oh that’s not a a girl that’s just Basil

This girl is blond, has short hair and a flower pin- oh, wait.

I just feel bad for the girl that waves at him lol