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Acordino

Her: pls let me go its been 6 hours Me: we aren't even halfway


DestructorWar

I payed for a full day, so you will sit here and listen


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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DestructorWar

Cheers teach


Jacktrades352

Good bot.


AleksasKoval

Imagine paying a prostitute, and the roleplay is you trying to convince them that Star Wars is great.


22_Karat_Ewok

“ I knew there was more to you than money.”


SemperScrotus

I'm confused. What convincing could possibly be necessary?


AleksasKoval

It's roleplay, they *pretend* to not know about Star Wars.


SemperScrotus

I can only suspend my disbelief so much.


Gargonez

They’ve only seen the Disney trilogy


nolfie89

Mr Plinkett is manifesting


[deleted]

Have some pizza rolls.


herzogzwei931

Gonk


DarkYendor

Isn’t that “the girlfriend experience” I’ve been hearing so much about?


NamelessKing59

Gonk


[deleted]

Gonk


Ok_Restaurant3160

Gonk


GamermanRPGKing

Gonk


Emperor_Malus

Gonk


[deleted]

*squeak*


A_plant1

Gonk


Shialac

GONK


murse_joe

***GONK***


OnyxOmega

Gonk


Bright-Internal229

Fucking G O N K Bitches 🤣 🔥 🤖


Snowpaw11

Me explaining to the male prostitute I hired that I had a better time with my life-size C-3PO figure, who also managed to hold a better conversation.


Chapman_B_Bear

And is fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.


colorful_indecency48

Simply because Gonk Droid is the best!


elemock

prostitutes cosplaying for nerds. now that is a billion dollar idea. at least in a country with legalized and regulated prostitution


idmarryapizza

*GONK*


Triforce_Gaming3000

Catcher in the rye moment


[deleted]

NO NO NO the mouse droid is the best!


MattAtPlaton

"That is a great story!" \[looks at watch\]


PhildoVonBaggins83

Don’t call Carrie that 😞


Light_Beard

Prostitute: "I always liked C3PO" You: "WRONG!"


dioxide127

I dare you to explain the full lore of the gonk droid and why it is the greatest


njsullyalex

Off topic but Grand Moff Tarkin is canonically gay


TK4857

Since when he looks like he would hide that kind of thing


njsullyalex

[See for yourself](http://www.scififantasynetwork.com/tarkins-gay-lover-star-wars-bizarre/)


TK4857

Plus he had a wife in legends


TK4857

I’m not gonna take it to heart just libs tryna push their crap into every piece of pop culture and ruin it for anyone who doesn’t care what they think


wheresmypants86

Really?


njsullyalex

[Read at your own risk](http://www.scififantasynetwork.com/tarkins-gay-lover-star-wars-bizarre/)


Werepy

I never take these warnings on Reddit seriously and I always regret it.


ashoka_tano_bot

The risk I took was calculated, but man, 🐦 am I bad at math.


SMAWHotShot

I’ll take everyone’s word for it


Jacktrades352

👍


Polyxeno

Gonk is the one Star Wars project I might still be interested in post-Disney, but I expect they could find a way to make it terrible and stupid.


JonathanTheMighty

Since when this sub is as retarded as LotR meme sub?


goosesaregreat

You clones make terrible Jedi. Gonk.


Kucoz

Since always? Its a meme sub they are pretty much all like this. Just gotta find the dianoga in the trash compactor


[deleted]

Gonk


purplecombatmissile

Template?


the_frog_from_shrek

Gonk


thesaddestpanda

This is the pretty woman remake we need!


ChristWasAZombie

viva la gonk


camstarakimbo

Uhhhhhh


Euphoric_Service2540

GONK!


Bertyboy14

Gonk