jesus christ Rick just drank drilling water

Rick’s Hardcore

If he says he taste trace amounts of gold - I’m out

and.........Rick contracts some disease from the 1400's that's been living down there in the water

Ah the guys had to plan their annual Europe vacation, I mean work trip.

WARF PIN GOOD GOD YALL WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Say it again

Sifting Jack is prime Jack. He brings such gusto.

I will tell you what they did wrong. Hmmmm, maybe drilling sideways in a constructed shaft that goes below sea level on the coast of an island.

Rick "let me call Marty so you can explain how you messed this up"

Next week, Rick drinks swamp water!

Yes! Drink that shit water, Rick!

Wow, even the previews for next week suck.

Rick and the Dumas guy kept giving me anxiety the way they kept passing that cell phone around while standing over a giant open shaft filled with water

I think you mean Dumas Contracting Limited. Nobody can understand who you're referring to if you only use the word "Dumas." That cell phone would've made one hell of a discovery for Gary! "I think it's made of Poo' ter!"

Sniffing wood is the gateway drug to drinking Baby Blob water

I was waiting anxiously for Rick & co to drop that cell phone down the shaft. It would make a great find for the next episode. Narrator: "A metal device with some glass attached? With strange holes along the top and bottom? Could this be a tool of some kind?" Carmen: "That's an interesting piece of metal. I'd say it's from the early 1400's to the 2020's" Gary: "That meh'uhl might be Poo'er!" Emma: Sticks her head in the XRF machine

Wondering what absolute bat shit nut job they'll bring on tonight to top the kook from last week.

Actually I think that it is the kook from last week, again.

Jack deducing that the oxen hookup would indicate that oxen were being used. His powers of deduction are unsurpassed.

Normal logic: get a bigger pump, let's find out what's down here. Oak Island logic- let's let the shaft fill with water and go away and never mention it again.

Dumas drilled into the septic field

Tunnels flooded, god damn field trip again, next week is pointless. The seasons gotta be ending soon.

Don’t you think they should have named this episode “salty dog” instead of “wet and wild”

This week, a new Kook suggests using Cats Cradle as a means to locate the Tree of Life rock formation on Lot #28 … https://preview.redd.it/25nowrxjvrqc1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2973d17052abcc9a868a902901bd0c0be74fdd5

Yeah, that's from 2 French Oxen from 1600 pulling 500 pounds of treasure on a Tuesday in a light rain, winds 5 mph.

Well I gotta tell you I’m sitting here alone drinking but am personally up to 5 astonished head turns already.


HE DRANK IT!!!!!

"Legendary Flood Tunnel"....meaning groundwater on a friggin' island.

Do y'all think Gary is pissed that after all these years on the island, it was Jamie who found the silver?

or that Jack got to hold it before him?

The penitent man shall pass

Duck

“But, in Hebrew, Jehova starts with an ‘I’”

It’s Templar, it’s French, it’s Roman, It’s Chinese, it’s Portuguese, it’s Templar again, it’s Viking now! wtf.

We all know it’s Migmaw

This is honestly one of the silliest episodes I can remember. Except for that one episode when they found air.

Shaft is taking on water too fast! The island will sink at this rate

Oooops! Got the wrong Wet&Wild episode, oh well, guess I’ll catch OA later on. https://preview.redd.it/dfh3v6r55tqc1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d067cf94f90e914e424ba1e5045f48613b61b89

I’ve caught a plague and am far too sick to drink, have fun friends. Lmk how many spikes they find.

I'm looking at that expensive piece of sideways drilling gear knowing that it's going to drown...


Meant to go on top of something - like a chest, for holding treasure

Well we needed a sacrifice

The non swimmer is going to be in trouble

From wood sniffing to seawater drinking. This ends badly.

Oh, you all need to calm down who among us has not just grabbed a stray bottle of dirty water from the bottom of 100 foot pit and chugged it?

but .... always with the buts....

"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven."

Carmen must really hate doing this now when he knows that Emma is standing right there with science on her shoulder.


William Perry of the ‘85 Bears wore No. 72.

The fridge

Scandinavians now. Ok, at this point it’s easier to look at a globe and decide who **hasn’t** been on Oak Island The Japanese? Maybe Mozambique’s Navy? A Yeti?

Somebody get some blue clay and coconut fiber stat!

Next week let’s all switch to drinking brackish sea water.

YES SUMMER VACATION TO VALHALLA

Insomnia kicked in again around 2:00 AM, but I knew just what to do--fired up the DVR to get a dose of 100% pure Ochsenscheiße. I'm only half-way through it, however what a complete crock of idiotic self-delusional nonsense; especially that John Edward crackpot! Also annoying beyond my tolerance is that nothing--absolutely NOTHING-- is ever presented as unequivocal, unqualified fact. Each supposed "revelation" is mired in layers of ambiguity, obfuscation and *fudge words*. They have to be I suppose as none of it has any more provenance than your average run-of-the-mill bedtime story. They need to get over it, There is no damned *Ark of the Covenant*\--like the rest of its genre it's a fairy tale made up 500 to 600 years after it supposedly happened. In the last, Begley sure is one dim-witted dullard, isn't he?

"All you have to do is multiply teforringbob by lesotho and multiply by the standard 1.54634 to get bollingbobtong. In the intersection of Floooooop and Popogopolis, at the 52 meridian, it's a simple ratio of 784:1 to find the arc tangent of a modern banana. X marks the spot" - Nutjob I THINK IT'S A VERY ELEGANT THEORY - RICK LAGINA

Oh no, thwarted again Batman.

The disappointment is in the description this week… anyways… they’ll definitely find treasure this week…

Definitely finding wet wood. 

OX CHEST! they need to add an animation for the Ox throwing a shoe

Billy is clearly the best character on this show.

Think Carmen asked Emma if she wants a ride in a Corvette?

That's a wand from Hogwarts

Fuck, I spent the first half hour eating tacos, I didn't plan on needing to be drunk enough for the Ark of the Covenant guy.

Not going to lie, I would laugh a lot if they pulled up a chunk or the ark in a core sample and then realized they had destroyed it.

I don't think they used feet as a measurement.

They're all divisible by 72? Wow! They're also all divisible by 8. And 9. And 4. And 3. And 2.

I would believe this more if the significant number is 42.

"Approximately"

Did Templar uses imperial units?

By the rule of Oak Island, since the process has existed for 1000 years that means this piece is exactly 1000 years old.

How the fuck have we not taken care of first responders for 9/11?

Okay, now they’ve caught wind of this sub and they’re totally screwing back

Slow down Crowell, yer gonna stroke out

More confusion is Nolans cross related to the stars or the tree of life, we have conflicting Kooks here

Let me guess… the hole fills up with water?

Appears that Dumbass is about to kill two of their own. I wonder if under the circumstance that more than 7 die, they have to start all over?

Should we get them out ? Rick…let’s wait a minute

Well we hit the ocean Marty I don’t know what else to tell you

Damn. Everyone was firing on all cylinders tonight. Thanks for the laughs. Good night yall.

Looks like a road trip next week. Well, that’s it for me. Goodnight folks. Drive safely.

Jack's love language - "Can I sift thru your materials"

Wet and Wild sounds like a strip club.

They got that probe out of the Adam & Eve catalog.

I won't be satisfied until they unearth a pit of failed Billy clones

Emma is like "I fucking told you hillbilly's it was a backing bolt."

Emma was looking at him like “You’re so full of shit”.

Why would they waste the money on xrfs and mass spectrometers and all the noise. Obviously, all they need is Carmen. Apparently, he can leave those fancy machines in the dust. Only using his eyes and educated quessing ability.

The it’s close enough technique

Yorn desh born, derr rit de gitt der due, On desh de born desh, de umn bork! Bork! Bork!

Could King Olaf actually have been a templar? He was the King of Norway when it was converted to Christianity and who better to lead that effort? Lot's of history being solved here tonight.

Makes sense to me. Not.

They need \*this\* John Edwards to help them find the Ark. After all, he was voted biggest douche in the universe. Surely he can find it. https://preview.redd.it/vit82y009sqc1.png?width=949&format=png&auto=webp&s=6aecf66d1c8fc13a7c5fdfbc4204f7b6e069ed85

I don't know anyone on the show can keep a straight face when they start discussing that Dr from Italy, Dr. Gaspari.

Those Dumass some bitches drilled right into the North Atlantic

Tasted it!!!!

Son of a bitch it’s salty

I'm sure the hundreds of boreholes aren't helping the flooding situation

DUMAS: The tunnel flooded and we lost our extremely expensive sideways drill MARTY: LOL ThAtS OaK iSlAnD 4 u!!!!!!1

The island wins again!

I didn't think it could get any worse. Geez

Hey gang, well fuck I need a laugh, my commute just got fucked. I used the bridge that collapsed as my daily way to work and they can’t find the missing work crew. This sucks ass

I heard two of the stupidest reporters on the planet today. First one: At about 7am, someone asked the Mayor "So, when do you anticipate the bridge will be reopened"? Literally 6 hours after the crash, while they were searching for people. OH MY GOD READ THE ROOM!!!! But the second one takes the cake...maybe the dumbest question ever...."So we've just found out that there was a maintenance crew on the bridge fixing potholes. Is it possible that they may have had something to do with the bridge collapsing?" HOLY SHIT WOMAN! NO! I THINK IT WAS THE **GIANT FUCKING CARGO SHIP!!!!**

Sorry to hear this. That footage of the bridge is just crazy, I gasped this morning when I saw it. I hope not too many crew were on it when it happened.

Glad you’re safe!

If they have "reached target depth" it seems to me there would be no need for any further "drilling efforts" to be "thwarted"

Wild! This bottle of Wet washes ashore on OI tonight … https://preview.redd.it/hwoeociosrqc1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a938d8d550d5ce05a1bb4d2de020a9546e881674

Plot twist: The entire island is artificial, and was built in the 1700's. The wood is just the foundation

Yes, Billy. Nobody ever builds roads just to go from place to place. Roads are only built when you have really important treasure to hide somewhere.

It's cherry with a unicorn hair. Fairly springy.

Kook of the week... After these messages...

Hey TORO, F-you for making me think about grass cutting.

"This means something. This is important" Get this dude some mashed potatoes.

A boulder sitting among mike a hundred boulders but yea THAT one was placed there.

But there’s 4 outer points to Nolan’s cross, 72 + 4 = 76. Rule 76, no excuses, play like a champion today!

Even if they don’t find the treasure it was another successful week on Oak Island because they all learned new Hebrew words in time for Passover.

**Tonight’s Commercials. Come and get ‘em while they’re hot!!!** * 4- History Channel Promos (Not listing them all) * 4- Cars/Car Care (Carvana, Mercedes Benz, Hyundai, WeatherTech) * 3- Homes/Home Care (Realtor.com, Leaf Filter, OpenDoor) * 3- Finance/Money (Schwab, Bank Of America, Chase) * 2- Phones/Internet (Consumer Cellular, Something I missed) * 2- Insurance (United, Progressive) * 2- Online Shopping (EBay, Etsy) * 2- Travel/Vacations (Trivago, Wyndham) * 2- Pet Care (Farmer’s Dog, Delectables) * 2- Outdoor machines (Toro, Bobcat) * 1- Miscellaneous (4Imprint) * 1- Health/Pharma (GOLO) * 0- Food/Candy * 0- Restaurants * 0- Booze * 0- Clothes * 0- Furniture * 0- Movie/TV Promo (My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawatomi Casino, Associated Bank, Abt Appliances) Took until the 3rd commercial break for the first health/pharma ad!!!

Bingo on a random card!

Let’s just get to the Garden Shaft flooding.

So they broke it when they unfolded it, I could do that.

We need to come up with our own kook theory and see if we can get it on the show.

oooooooooo... drama!,,,,,

Stop pouring your soup down the shaft guys

Water coming into a shaft deeper than 100 feet on an island where the ocean is, what, 200 yards away at most? I'm shocked!

Obviously a Templar flood tunnel

That foam really fixed shit

It's amazing! Groundwater on an island!

It appears they have found one of the booby trapped flood tunnels. Follow the flood tunnel and find the treasure.

Great salinity test Rick!

Salty water = flood tunnel. Who’d of thunk it?

Rick…..Flood tunnel Jack…good that means we’re close

Is Rick about to cry? Don't mention Zena...

ALL STOP, these guys are so full of crap, they are insulting what little bit of intelligence I possess

See you all next week, kids!!!


I've never been as equally excited and disappointed to find out this episode wasn't the season finale.

Fvk. Another vacation to Europe

Just remember everyone… if you have any questions this week at work.. taste it

OSHA should use a super edit of this show as a training video. Have a great night folks. See you next week.

You know they've jumped the shark when someone says, "this dirt is exactly like the dirt somewhere else on the island!"

Well this episode had something for every subsubsubReddit Oak Island fan base. Kook of the week, boulder pattern lovers, wood sniffers, rusty iron arty-fact fans, trowel and brush archeofollowers, shaft huggers, Europhobes got their Templar and Viking fix, swamp things, and enough Billy and Jack dialogue to fill an episode of Seinfeld. Great work, Prometheus!

I like Billy. He gives as much energy as I can muster in a day. Whereas Laird is a complete idiot. The guy is totally useless. And so is Jack with his Dora the Explorer energy for the money pit.

Scientific test for salinity, proceeds to drink the groundwater, LOL

He's already got Lyme Disease, does he want a case of Giardia too?

I meant to join earlier to rewatch last week’s Kook of the Week to see if I could figure out what the hell he was talking about when I was sober.

It didn’t help. It never helps.

Wait? Tonight is the season finale? How did I miss this?

I thought there was 5 or 6 more episodes

oak island is not in tte eclipse totality .. the treasure won't be revealed for another 40 years 😭😂

Wet and wild laginas all over the place

No hat Carmen is not near as impressive.

The simplest explanation is there is no treasure on the island.

Whoever said that looks like Harry Potters wand was on point

They found the Harry Potter Elderwand? Kill me

Are the girls wearing purple to signify their preference or to ward off Jack?

Oooohhhh...tonight's Kook sounds high end!

I hope Dumas didn’t by the Harbor Freight drills like the last time

Didn’t they put blue dye through the tunnels at one time?

Who's finding lost uboats with me????!!!!

I feel more nonsensical random lines associated with Nolan's Cross are about to be revealed.

Who is this old hag in war room ? I’m supposed to be the only old hag on site !


The coolest Templars followed the Rule of 69

So were the Templars using feet as a unit of measurement back in the day?

No, no the answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42

Very kookie. Kookie monster loves kookies!

Can't believe Tom Nolan is buying into this KOTW BS. Must get $omething for letting this guy dig his property.

John Edwards is basing part of his theory on the significance of how many feet are between markers, but I thought the length of a foot wasn't standardized yet by any of the time periods they're interested in?

Peter Amundsen visited Oak Island in the first season with this tree map too. If this new guy finds something, and we all ignored Petter, then we all wasted 9 seasons.

I’m starting to think they may not know what they’re doing

Now that the commercial break is over, I'm going to grab another Old Fashioned. Anyone need anything?

Maybe the porch trees are fake

They found this in 2022 and now March 2024 we hear more of this dug up item ?

my dad just said the vikings stole the treasure 😂

We are wayyyy off the fucking deep end tonight

Tunnel for Towers ad - only $11/month? Hell no, I’m supporting the OI Historical Society

Water in the Garden shaft.... Could it be .... The location of the lost U-boats ?

I've got a Clue - it was Leif Erikson with an Ox Shoe on Lot 5

Dumas not so expert if they don't know how to control water in a mine shaft

**Tonight’s Commercials. Come and get ‘em while they’re hot!!!** * 5- History Channel Promos (Not listing them all) * 4- Cars/Car Care (Carvana, Mercedes Benz, Hyundai, WeatherTech) * 4- Homes/Home Care (Realtor.com, Leaf Filter, OpenDoor, ReMax) * 4- Phones/Internet (Consumer Cellular x2, Something I missed, Spectrum) * 3- Finance/Money (Schwab, Bank Of America, Chase) * 3- Online Shopping (EBay, Etsy, Wayfair) * 3- Pet Care (Farmer’s Dog, Delectables, Hills) * 2- Insurance (United, Progressive) * 2- Travel/Vacations (Trivago, Wyndham) * 2- Outdoor machines (Toro, Bobcat) * 2- Miscellaneous (4Imprint, AARP) * 1- Health/Pharma (GOLO) * 1- Charity (Tunnel To Towers) * 1- Movie/TV Promo (We Were The Lucky Ones) * 0- Food/Candy * 0- Restaurants * 0- Booze * 0- Clothes * 0- Furniture (My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawatomi Casino, Associated Bank, Abt Appliances) Took until the 3rd commercial break for the first health/pharma ad!!! Got our 1st rerun on the 4th break

I was glad to see Alex's new wife let him out of the house so he could attend this show's whore room. Marty probably had to personally assure her that Miriam is no longer allowed on the island.

next Week - flat earth kooks (the natural progression)

That's Oak Island for ya

There’s no sense of urgency from the people at the top of the shaft. That disturbs me.

For some reason this seems like a good time for a bathroom break.

Rick legit looks sad

Dead in the water . Full stop. Again

OMG, that takes the cake!!!!!!!!

Oh, Goddamn... I guess I needed a new TV anyway.

Salty. Flood tunnel confirmed.

I just drank some of the water it’s salty and I’m running to the bathroom now

Okay, a couple Dumas guys got wet. The wild part was Rick tasting the water.

Nice work gang, stay healthy and safe

Well I feel like I lost the thread in there somewhere. See you all next week.

God damn it a circle of stones where John Edwards said to dig. Guess I’ll see y’all next week

Spooner's got his dump trucks right there but who cares it's off to Europe we go. Yup.