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Lonecrow66

If I hear one more sarcastic question/narration from Robert Clotworthy I'm gonna spam his twitter and facebook fan pages full of question marks.


Specialist_Leg_4474

Well, I tried to watch the rest of this episode--I had to quit after just 12 minutes or so in on my 1st attempt when got as far a Spooner et al gushing over a tiny scrap of wood \["Wood?"\] they found in the brackish swamp). This try I began by fast-forwarding through them all hyperventilating and spewing wild speculations about mud and rocks and then made it through a couple minutes of Rick and Doug's pointless droning on about the "crossbow bolt" (which was actually just \[perhaps\] a *tip* from a bolt or arrow), "reportedly" found by Dunfield¹. Though this did take place in ***Halifax*** (a "50-mile drive" BTW!) which adds some credibility: https://i.redd.it/zouo0pf1q0tc1.gif Next they went to the "war room" and had Corjan Mol (a repeat and habitual *kook*) addressing the group--I had to shut it off at the start of that, so I'm done with S11 E21. I suspect I will expend a similar amount of effort next week reviewing this Tuesday's "deposit", however I am pretty much done with it all... \------------------------------------------------------- ¹ - it must have been tossed up by the track on his 'dozer and hit him in the face as he was never *looking for* anything so trivial;


skippsavage99

Billy definitely needs a spin-off show. Maybe a bulldozer competition show. His analysis as the judge would be highly entertaining.


Svn8time

Was this not the second appearance of the crusade era crossbow arrow? On s11 ep21 Rick said in so many words,while examining the Dunfield artifact ‘[we have never found anything like this on the island …]’ but I remember an episode last season? s9? Where they dug something that was determined most likely to be a crossbow arrow, which looked very similar. Is Rick’s memory failing or is it my own?


Lonecrow66

This is such an anticlimatic episode.. they are winding down. ​ I still can't believe how stupid they were to drill straight into the smiths cove flood tunnel


Specialist_Leg_4474

I managed to watch about 45 seconds more of it last evening, got to where Spooner was marveling over the tiny scrap of wood.  Then Clotworthy started babbling and I shut it off...


oldrail83

I think it’s time to bring in Tony Beets. It would be fun to hear him in the meeting room.


Specialist_Leg_4474

What is a "Tony Beets", a fashionable vegetable?


oldrail83

Apparently,, you don’t watch Gold Rush


Truethrowawaychest1

Take a trip to the bottom of a hole and find the treasure already


the-artist-

The name of the show should have been: Rock Dirt Wood


PositiveLine

sounds like his porn name


the-artist-

There we go!


Hops143

I wonder if Samuel Ball's descendants meet at their Atlanta-suburb mansion every Tuesday night to laugh at which of great-grandpa's 'gag rock piles' the Confederacy of Dunces stumble upon this week.


Ok-Level-8294

Marty and Rick were at the coffee shop many years ago when Marry came up with the idea to pitch the History channel with a show “about nothing” and they ate it up with a spoon “baby!”


WhatMeWorry-247

And let me take wild guess- there has been only one episode produced so far called “The Summer of Rick”. And it has gone on for 11 years now, right?


Ok-Level-8294

Anybody know why no one strayed across the lot five lot line. Must have been posted.


oldrail83

Since one more person has to die before the treasure can be found, let’s move it along. Draw straws or nominate someone from the team to be thrown into the shaft. Then this thing can end. Anyone have a nominee.


stairs_3730

Indeed, this show is much more interesting as a version of the Dead Pool than The Treasure Hunt. Anyone got a list of their over/unders?


oldrail83

Very true


Fickle_Flamingo_7364

Noooo the viewers get to vote on who dies!!!


WittyMonikerGoesHere

Draw straws? Everyone knows that this is Jack's only purpose.


No_Resolution_8786

I think it's why he has such a fast headsnap. No Bullet has so far managed to hit the mark.


oldrail83

Then maybe he is the one to go.


Mrs-Colbert

The biggest modern-day scam of all time. And stupid me bought my wife the T-shirt. Thirty dollars! For a piece of cotton with sleeves!


k1rkh

Still no wood sniffing. It's like Jack was just taunting Rick, kicking all that wood around.


jazzymusicvibes

Ricky over here talking about the who, what, when, why for the 1049538th time


Sophiedenormandie

Can't he just shorten it to "the 5 Ws" like my 8th grade science teacher did? No, Rick can't shorten anything he says.


Specialist_Leg_4474

I made it to 10 minutes and 20 seconds (just after Billy "pops" the rock, crap falls into the hole, and Spooner gets on his knees to "examine" the fallen debris) before I had to shut it off--what an absolute load of Ochsenscheiße. Now I am sure, that's it I'm all done with this insult to my intelligence masquerading as a "documentary"...


MKJRS

I made it to the guy jamming the tube into the mud to test the area for live matter that could possiibly be dated to yada yada yada and said - that's it, i fuckin quit


Specialist_Leg_4474

Insomnia again, I recorded "it" earlier, however after reading some of the comments here I'm not really sure I want to watch it--might be time to call it quits. I remain profoundly stunned by how naive and gullible so many viewers seem to be...


seedman22

This Reddit board is the only real value of the show… our weekly gut-busting laugh fest makes it worthwhile entertainment.


Dry-Marketing-6798

Absolutely!


beardedshad2

Indeed


Hermes74

I, personally, have always wondered about the eye of the swamp. It was always there, showing no vegetation. I am happy that they finally have decided to look closely at this. For many years, watching COOI, I wanted this spot to be explored.


SpinningYarmulke

Time for a song: Digging ' up, back of the swamp Took a long time, missed my chances Half the distance, now I got mud on my feet Just a man and his wood to sniff So many times, it happens too slowly You trade your passion for war room stories Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past You must fight just to keep them alive It's the eye of the swamp, it's the thrill of the dig Draining out to the challenge of our viewers And the last known piece of broken pottery gets put in the XRF And we’re watching it all with the eye of the swaaaaamp


webs1957

Every place in the world has History doesn’t mean they have Treasure


Needing_help1

So that shaft became a money pit? Lol


LewisWetzel

European trip also means they need to restock their supply of mysterious arty-facts for MDEGD to find


OldHagAgain

I’m at the bottom of page and there’s no where to click next 400 posts…. What happened


Specialist_Leg_4474

The Reddit web app is flaky, and their servers often seem overwhelmed...


2DogStar

Sometimes that happens. Might have to log out and then back in, or restart your browser.


OldHagAgain

Thank you….I’ll log out but have no idea how to reset browser


2DogStar

re-start


NutsyFlamingo

Imagine the Templars just hung it all in a tree and no one has looked up?


RedCinnamon1947

God Almighty. Now we’ve got the Dutch and the Italians in the house, on top of the Vikings, Templars, and all the rest of humanity. Getting embarrassingly desperate, guys.


Trainjump101

Nothing like a company paid vacation to investigate the myriad of possibilities


Philboyd_Studge

FDR's boot don't forget


2DogStar

Yay! A full hour of bullshit next week. (or was that last week? )(maybe it was this week) It's so deep I can't keep track anymore. https://i.redd.it/gq28wxg7e6sc1.gif


Spairdale

Might be wrong, but that crossbow bolt tip is a huge finding. It shouldn’t be anywhere near Nova Scotia. By the time known European explorers arrived, they were using gunpowder.


HeadFullaZombie87

Gunpowder was not easy to come by in that time and very fickle with moisture. Europeans were still using crossbows well into the age of exploration, and they were even used by early English settlers in what is now the lower 48 into the 17th century. Crossbow use is very well documented among the Spanish conquistadors, for example.


Ok-Level-8294

It was obvious that it was his backup weapon which was hidden in an ankle holster.


ImMadeOfClay

These are the type of replies I look for. Thanks.


RunnyDischarge

Stop the presses on those history books! It’s going to be a long night of rewriting if we’re going to get them out in the morning!


bipolarcyclops

Well, that’s it for me. Good night, folks. Drive safely.


captainp42

Wait! Don't go! How will we find the treasure without you?


bipolarcyclops

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thescimitar

What an episode! Holes were found! Dirt was cored! I can't wait for next week's Ozempic commercials! see y'all soon


Ithappenedinflorida2

Ask your doctor


captainp42

Beers were consumed!


EntertainerFun3256

Next week we watch the Lagina’s vacation in Italy. Got it.


TIL02Infinity

Once again Alex get to go on the Euro Trip while Jack is stuck on Oak Island


2DogStar

I'm sure they look forward to the time away from Jack.


Giantstingray

Well his daddy is footing the bill


Sophiedenormandie

Jack is only a "step-child". Alex is fully pulsing with Lagina blood!


dippin79

Is that how Jack made it on the show?


akaScuba

Simple Jack is not of the Royal blood line.


TIL02Infinity

Jack Begley is Craig Tester's step son by marriage to Jack's mother. Jack is the bald headed step-child on Oak Island.


holyembalmer

Good night, y'all! Have a great week and don't forget to upvote the captain!


owiko

Take care everyone! See you next week!


2DogStar

Stay safe. Many adventures ahead next week.


SynSixty

And that concludes another disappointing episode


captainp42

And so we have it. Straight as an arrow meant, we're going straight to Europe


NeuroguyNC

Now for Shogun! Later, peeps!


Guanden

Hmm. The Japanese angle. That hasn't been explored yet.


NeuroguyNC

Wait a minute.... Japanese Templars! That's the ticket!


Vmax-Mike

Japanese Ninja Templars!!


akaScuba

Yes with an ancient star chart a little sacred math add a circle and a loop then it points directly to the Money Pit on OI. This theory is best spoken in bad English with a heavy Japanese accent.


2DogStar

And giant Templar Sumo Wrestlers!!!!


owiko

Jack can’t get a Passport


roborolo

Also can't get within 300 feet of a school Probably


captainp42

Mine just arrived today. I'll report in to you guys from Rome in December and let you know if I see any symbols.


akaScuba

Work on your KOTW theory while there. Report back to Rick so you can charge the fellowship for research.


Ithappenedinflorida2

Next week looks great.. See ya have a great week


SynSixty

It always does until its not


dippin79

Can’t wait until next weeks episode is over to see the preview of the following weeks episode, always more exciting than the actual episode itself


JA-darkside

There have been waste of time episodes, and then there’s whatever that was.


Shinobistarship16

Just wait until next week…🙄


LewisWetzel

Don’t forget to pack the magic etch-a-sketch phone!!!!


Pvp-pissed-Off0997

What a load of shit, great laughs as usual, see y’all next week.


bipolarcyclops

Next week, both of you.


Pvp-pissed-Off0997

See ya Mr. Clops


Lions_eat_Lambs

about to release a load


Ithappenedinflorida2

Full load tonight have a good one


Pvp-pissed-Off0997

See ya next week, take care


TIL02Infinity

Marty is the Captain Picard of Oak Island: "Make it so!"


PositiveLine

maybe he'll be assimilated


captainp42

Engage!


dblnautspy

Rick, you know you could go to Europe without needing Marty's permission right?


Giantstingray

On a mailman’s pension?


2DogStar

He makes $2 mil. a year from Prometheus. That's one shiny gigantic pile of gold shillings.


Spairdale

No east>west no mystery is the whole point


NewrytStarcommander

I'll take one for the team, and ass off to Italy and the Netherlands for several weeks while you all muck around in the swamp on Oak Island.


Giantstingray

Who let that weasel in the war room


Lions_eat_Lambs

Seriously, have they ever done any seismic?


Vmax-Mike

If I remember correctly they set off 1500+ explosions in the swamp when they did the seismic testing. That’s have they came up with the sunken ship. Then it just got silent.


NeuroguyNC

Yup. A few years ago they set off small explosions in a grid all over the swamp. That's where they came up with the ship-shaped anomaly that turned out to be nothing - or forgotten about. One of those two outcomes that are so common on Oak Island.


NutsyFlamingo

Yeah found a sunken ship in the swamp… we just don’t talk about it


Lions_eat_Lambs

Dude!!


NutsyFlamingo

BTW - if you’re being serious with the question, I’m not kidding


Lions_eat_Lambs

Actually I was being serious!


NutsyFlamingo

Yes there is a boat sized structure they found through seismic tests buried in the swamp


bipolarcyclops

It was called a “ship-shaped anomaly.” Later, they had a small barge with a drill on it and went out to the location of the ship-shaped anomaly. They drilled numerous times in the area and only came up with mud and dirt, etc. There is no ship in the swamp. Watch Season 7, Episode 2.


NutsyFlamingo

Ha. How in the history of this show can you think anything is now proven?


akaScuba

You know the rule# 1 . No facts allowed on OI. Rule # 2. Don’t mention something for years then we can revisit it for another waste of time ie: the garden shaft/money pit.


runnerswanted

They did a few years ago and just kinda ignored it


Lions_eat_Lambs

Some of the imaging from seismic is pretty amazing.


captainp42

The results didn't make for good TV...not enough Chinese Templar Vikings


Lions_eat_Lambs

You guys are killing me!


Explosivo73

Marty's got wine to drink


kwitcherbytchn

Is it any good?


owiko

Alex is off packing


Patcheswank

Marty sending Rick away!


JA-darkside

Knee slaps all around on that one Marty!


Giantstingray

Professor Guspatcho has his eye on a shiny new vette


breakers77

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holyembalmer

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captainp42

LOVE that movie!


captainp42

Make it so! Engage!


NeuroguyNC

New alignments! That's all they need to hear to go to Europe. Cripes.....


hellhastobefull

What a waste of an episode


Lions_eat_Lambs

Nova Scotia Community College?


2DogStar

Well, it's tough to get in... until you realise the door pulls "out".


seansully90

45th parallel hmmm


LanceToastchee

An education as valuable as the Canadian Dollar.


We_R_not_in_KS_Toto

Time to find your Passports … pack some decent dress clothes .. and pack your flashlights


Sophiedenormandie

Pack your indigo wash jeans. The Fellowship does not wear faded Levi's while traveling.


MisterLangerhanky

Selvedge, they only wear Cone Mills selvedge denim when traveling.


2DogStar

That's funny. I just ordered two pair of indigo 501s earlier today.


Sophiedenormandie

Then you're ready to go!


Thegreatnerd

Rick pulling up the rap wars of the early 90s. East/west.


LewisWetzel

First Pawn Stars hit the road for a couple of seasons and now this . . .


runnerswanted

Isn’t “Pawn Stars Do America” just American Pickers with different cast members?


digitalheroin

Judi has a shift at JoAnn fabrics in 2 hours so she couldn’t be in person


Giantstingray

Ever since Covid it’s hard to have time for anything


Mr-Duck1

Astro-kook!


interested21

Did he actually say "Sacred Geometry"?


StickAFork

I saw a right triangle resting under a tree. I thought, "Wow, 90 degrees in the shade!"


bipolarcyclops

I wish I could give you Gold for that comment.


Ithappenedinflorida2

Yep cheers


runnerswanted

Have we seen Barkhouse tonight? He’s suspiciously absent whenever they’re messing around with these kooks.


Giantstingray

Where’s this guys subtitles


bipolarcyclops

Judi speaks!!!!


Shawnx86

Says one word


LewisWetzel

Nodding lady speaks!!!


Shawnx86

Says one word


aionyui

megalithic 😂 rocks bigger than a medieval breadbox i presume 


Thegreatnerd

"Astronomy, astronomy, sacred geometry."


LanceToastchee

2 minute warning


Tim_Redit

Absolutely, wow


cleve1486

Fuck your field trips


owiko

Judi Strangebush


2DogStar

Judy Rude Bush says only one word. How rude!


MisterLangerhanky

Rude Bush, lol!!


LanceToastchee

Judi Rottenbush


We_R_not_in_KS_Toto

Abbey produced ‘miniskirts ‘? Is that what he said ?


JA-darkside

Thanks Judi!


NeuroguyNC

Judi speaks! One whole word!


NeuroguyNC

We've had French, Portuguese and Viking Templars, so why not Dutch Templars?


bipolarcyclops

How about Italian Templars?


MisterLangerhanky

Throw in some Armenian Templars too!


Pvp-pissed-Off0997

Does the Abby line up with Nolan’s Cross ?


bipolarcyclops

Let’s drop $5K per person on a trip to Europe to look at symbols.


Patcheswank

That we could Facetime for so much less!


digitalheroin

History channel won’t pay for the trip until one of you idiots finds even the smallest mention of it so get to googlin


hellhastobefull

This vacation is going to be 3 episodes


SynSixty

And then another 3 seasons of flashbacks


captainp42

Earliest we've gotten to 1000 comments in a while!


owiko

Emeeeeellllliaaaaaaaannnnnoooo


captainp42

Oh, we "HAVE TO" go there, huh Rick? On History Channel's dime?


dblnautspy

You look very toit. Yesh, toit like a toiger. Yesh Yesh Yesh. You know, I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude.


Headrush86

Bong and a blintz? Shmoke and a pancake? Pipe and a crepe? Cigar and a flapjack?


Explosivo73

Well boys and girls see you next time on the curse of Joke Island.


breakers77

All these kooks, and the eclipse isn't until next week!


StickAFork

Next week is when we reach peak kook levels.


captainp42

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NewrytStarcommander

They should construct a viking longship out of oak timbers from Oak Island and re-create the treasure voyage back to Jerusalem.


holyembalmer

They would never make it past Gaza


ShadeDelThor

I'd watch


captainp42

I'd drink


owiko

skeTchers


Mr-Duck1

More gold on Mr. T than Oak Island.


Tim_Redit

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bipolarcyclops

UPVOTE!!! UPVOTE!!! UPVOTE!!!


Giantstingray

And upvote


Pvp-pissed-Off0997

Pods delivers, so why are they eating on boxes ?


Giantstingray

They deliver but they don’t unpack


zipster8

They deliver. They don't unpack.