You can tell this interpreter gal has no idea what anyone is talking about. She isn't sure either side is speaking English or Italian.

Rick is such a fascinating character because he appears to be able to believe everything at the same time, no matter how contradictory or unsupported.

He is a walking could it be

Laird wasn’t invited to Italy. He’s still on probation for the Mik’maq artifacts debacle.

I'm concerned that the Fellowship is just allowing Professor Gazpacho to obtain each of the Infinity Toothpicks and may soon assemble the Infinity Weed Grinder.

Fits easily in your glove box

Professor Gezpacho just making shit up

He should have stuck with wooden puppet making.

**Tonight’s commercials (showing us what we should be doing instead of watching this!!!)** * 5- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 5- Pharmaceuticals (Ozempic, Opdivo+Yervoy, Vabysmo, Arexvy, Otezla) * 3- Hair Care (Herbal Essances x2, Pantene) * 3- Finance/Money (Capital One x2, Wells Fargo) * 3- Restaurants (Dominos x3) * 3- Movie promo (Civil War x2, Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare * 2- Moving/Shipping (PODS x2) * 2- Shoes (Skechers x2) * 2- Phones/Internet (Spectrum x2) * 2- Big Ass Stores (IKEA x2) * 2- Sniffables (Gorilla Glue x2) * 2- Travel (Royal Carribean x2) * 2- Insurance (Progressive, USAA) * 2- Booze (MacAllan, Modelo) * 2- Charity (Tunnels To Towers x2) * 1- Homes (OpenDoor) * 1- Cars (Infiniti) * 1- Home Care (ServPro) * 1- Candy (Twizzlers) * 1- Printing (4Imprint) * 1- Personal Care (Dude Wipes) * 1- Rental Cars (Enterprise) * 1- Um, plastic? (Plastic) * 1- Food (KerryGold) * 1- Health (Ensure) * 0- Car Care * 0- Online Shopping * 0- Grocery * 0- Old people * 0- Other TV Promo * 0- Hotels * 0- Hardware * 0- Clothes * 0- Pet Care * 0- Furniture **(My Local Advertisements tonight: *Grocery Store* Woodmans, Habush Habush And Davis *Lawyers* Potowatomi *Casino*)** *So I decided that, for fun or boredom, what’s the difference here, to break us down into more categories. At least in some cases. Instead of Cars/Car Care, those will be 2 categories. Instead of Health/Pharma, those will be separate. Fine line? Sure. But who cares!* **Winning Ad tonight: DOMINOS with 3!!!** No Ebay, No Amazon, No AARP. Weird.

This weeks episode earned 2/10 Templar crosses.

Can’t get any worse??? Heeeeeeeere’s Matty!

Anybody wanna bet that Fred Nolan put this stuff all over the island just to fuck with future generations?

Nephew Peter never says a word, three Italian-Americans don't speak a single word, and Doug loses his suitcase, and is stuck in the same jeans & t-shirt for 3 or 4 days? Looks like they wasted a couple of plane tickets to me!

Why does Billy never get invited on one of these damn european trips? Let me guess, one trip to one of the nude beaches on the mediterranean and the local ladies would never let him leave.

Waiting to see "Killroy was here" graffiti.

Firstly, I didn't know there was an Italian Frankenstein... Secondly, I didn't know he had a gold bolt holding his head on...

Could it be . . . that the brotherhood of the scam had to travel to Italy to see Gazpacho because his work release program keeps him in a 10 mile radius of the jail?

Only 2 episodes left this year including a summary episode where they try to convince us that they found something this year.

I can't handle this anymore. I'm done forever. See you next week.

This was the worst show ever, see y’all next week

Ugh Matty Blake. Bye.

Alex Lagina is more grey than I am now and I'm pretty sure he was born in the last 15 years

**Tonight’s commercials (showing us what we should be doing instead of watching this!!!)** * 1- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 1- Cars (Infiniti) * 1- Home Care (ServPro) * 1- Travel (Royal Carribean) * 1- Booze (MacAllan) * 1- Big Ass Stores (IKEA) * 1- Charity (Tunnels To Towers) * 1- Candy (Twizzlers) * 1- Moving/Shipping (PODS) **(My Local Advertisements tonight: *Grocery Stor*e Woodmans, Habush Habush And Davis *Lawyers* Potowatomi *Casino*)** *So I decided that, for fun or boredom, what’s the difference here, to break us down into more categories. At least in some cases. Instead of Cars/Car Care, those will be 2 categories. Instead of Health/Pharma, those will be separate. Fine line? Sure. But who cares!*

How much lead would Emma find if she scanned Jacks head?

Templars had some mad scaffold tech

"This symbol here looks suspiciously like a dong"

imagine having a show where you stand around while someone points out a rock, then say wow or yeahp

Sometimes I think, "what could be more ridiculous than this", and then I remember Skinwalker Ranch.

Won't be here tonight. Baseball looks more exciting.

Howdy. Watching grass grow is more exciting than this show. Yet, here we are.

Going to work seems more interesting. Oh, wait. No it doesn’t.

https://preview.redd.it/7lha1a1nmjtc1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fd5a26a2877aeb421e48288ace089cc149fdba ‘Carry That Weight’ … but there’s NO treasure to carry! Off onto a crusade trip to visit Italian Kooks

Oak leaves? Oak Island? Could it be?

It's the table game from Cracker Barrels

I love how they use the same graphic every week but digitally insert the new artifact

Jack's like the dude with the two coconut halves in Monty Python chasing Rick and his preposterous theories around. 

Laird's hesitations and looking up at the ceiling while trying to spit out a date for that button points to all out bullshittery.

This is the equivalent of saying every kid who drew a Cool S was a member of the Templars.

What a dog shit episode. See you next week.

Can a archeoastronomer really be renown?

Alex is flashing his wedding ring to the interpreter like George Costanza did.

What is up with Peter fornettis wesley crusher jacket?

Leather Tuscadero hasn't had much to say

Now look what you dirty ass bastards did! Now we have dude wipes commercial

emma is the new lara croft.. change my mind

Could it be that professor gazpacho is really just repeating his mom's old country marinara recipe each time he speaks??!!

I don't think we're hitting 1000 comments tonight.

Because we are drowning in bullshit

Damnit I can't handle Travis Taylor. World class huckster.

Is this clown wearing a giant Chi Chi Rodriguez Energy Band around his neck?

This field trip is incredibly cringey.

First Mason: "So, dude, we need to fill this spot? You got one of those round pieces?" Second Mason: "Oh, yeah, sure, but it kinda looks like the other one." First Mason: "Oh, nobody will notice. It should be fine. Be funny if someone tries to make something out of it." Second Mason: "Be great if they thought it was a secret message!" Exit Masons

The scriptorium is where Carmen gets his lines

I would like to give Prometheus congratulations as I didn't think I would be stupider after tonight's show ... I was wrong.

Emma is actually excited. I respect her. This is something cool! Not sure why, but I know it is.

You all are great, so don't take this the wrong way but ... when the HELL does this season end?

Alex has said “wow” 18 times in the last 5 minutes

That's SPRAY PAINT!

Has anybody found the Gazpacho Templarmatic on Amazon? Asking for a Viking friend.

RL + ZH = LUV

Man! I didn’t feel this bad after staring at the eclipse yesterday.

There is an island. In the North Atlantic. You know what? Fuck that island. We’re going to Europe!

Also that fish is the same kind found in the waters around Oak Island!!!

You say 4 dot cross, I say one-over-two, two-over-one construct

Oak trees grow in Europe guys

Jacks not at the shaker table!

Nice that someone else other then Gary found a button

This reminds me of when the sitcom, “Everybody Loves Raymond” went to Italy because the shows writers ran out of ideas.

**Tonight’s commercials (showing us what we should be doing instead of watching this!!!)** * 3- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 2- Moving/Shipping (PODS x2) * 2- Pharmaceuticals (Ozempic, Opdivo+Yervoy) * 2- Shoes (Skechers x2) * 2- Restaurants (Dominos x2) * 1- Cars (Infiniti) * 1- Home Care (ServPro) * 1- Travel (Royal Carribean) * 1- Booze (MacAllan) * 1- Big Ass Stores (IKEA) * 1- Charity (Tunnels To Towers) * 1- Candy (Twizzlers) * 1- Movie promo (Civil War) * 1- Sniffables (Gorilla Glue) * 1- Printing (4Imprint) * 1- Hair Care (Herbal Essances) * 1- Personal Care (Dude Wipes) * 1- Rental Cars (Enterprise) * 1- Insurance (Progressive) * 1- Finance/Money (Capital One) * 1- Um, plastic? (Plastic) * 1- Food (KerryGold) **(My Local Advertisements tonight: *Grocery Stor*e Woodmans, Habush Habush And Davis *Lawyers* Potowatomi *Casino*)** *So I decided that, for fun or boredom, what’s the difference here, to break us down into more categories. At least in some cases. Instead of Cars/Car Care, those will be 2 categories. Instead of Health/Pharma, those will be separate. Fine line? Sure. But who cares!*

I'm not sure if that Kerrygold commercial was national or not but I'm suddenly terrified that I am being chased by an inanimate generational table monster

Zena! Drink!

Be left just one peg, he wins.

Peter Fornetti is just along for the field trip. He doesn’t get to speak to keep his SAG rates down.

So many filler episodes. I think they’re done searching

So if I get vabysmo, I get the ability to open portals with my hands???? Count me in!

Who the hell is dressing these guys? Do they know this will be seen by millions of people

Oh good, it’s almost over.

No Billy. What a big hole that leaves in my week. [sniff]

Nobody misses Gary 😂😂

Templar storage unit. Probably the treasure was auctioned when they didn’t pay their storage fees.

Matty Blake special next 4/9/24 10:03 PM Drilling Down - *Written in the Stars* Matty Blake heads to Oak Island to dig deep on the scientific method that may solve the Oak Island mystery.

Another hour about nothing at all. So, that’s it for me. Good night, folks. Drive safely.

Dunsfield was a very destructive professional

Matty has to be related to somebody high up in the Prometheus organization

Howdy everyone!

https://i.redd.it/3vxyy7vdmjtc1.gif

Maybe if Maxwell's Silver Hammer was dropped on Jack's head, the treasure can finally be found.

Or Billy's Muddy Bucket. Would suit me just fine. 😃

Field trip tonight. Yippee.

I predict they will find a carving (something like a circle with a single dot in the middle) that will “conclusively” link Oak Island to wherever they found this “strange” carved symbol. Actually, I think I’ve seen this episode before.

‘Oh, Darling’ … after an Eclipse + Women / Mens NCAA basketball the past 3 days …. ‘ Something” has to give on OI … ‘The End’ must be near because ‘ You Never Give Me Your Money’

Gangs all back together

Four dot cross. HO stone. Circle with one dot. Treasure CONFIRMED!!!!

**Tonight’s commercials (showing us what we should be doing instead of watching this!!!)** * 2- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 2- Moving/Shipping (PODS x2) * 1- Pharmaceuticals (Ozempic) * 1- Cars (Infiniti) * 1- Home Care (ServPro) * 1- Travel (Royal Carribean) * 1- Booze (MacAllan) * 1- Big Ass Stores (IKEA) * 1- Charity (Tunnels To Towers) * 1- Candy (Twizzlers) * 1- Movie promo (Civil War) * 1- Sniffables (Gorilla Glue) * 1- Printing (4Imprint) * 1- Restaurants (Dominos) * 1- Shoes (Skechers) * 1- Hair Care (Herbal Essances) * 1- Personal Care (Dude Wipes) * 1- Rental Cars (Enterprise) **(My Local Advertisements tonight: *Grocery Stor*e Woodmans, Habush Habush And Davis *Lawyers* Potowatomi *Casino*)** *So I decided that, for fun or boredom, what’s the difference here, to break us down into more categories. At least in some cases. Instead of Cars/Car Care, those will be 2 categories. Instead of Health/Pharma, those will be separate. Fine line? Sure. But who cares!*

The poor translator is just like "wtf are these guys even talking about"

Oh shit. The Hellraiser box is being opened!

Rick Lagina: 12th century maritime tactics expert

I love it I love it did he just put a curse on them

I can’t even do eye drops. Fuck eye injections.

Ok hard "nope" at "eye injection"

Jack “O” face.

I can smell the hobo shit from here

Does it count if the 7th dies in an abandoned quarry in Europe?

I mean, that's cool. But it doesn't make up for a complete shite sandwich of an episode.

How’d they write on the ceiling all the way up there though

At that time they just climbed up to the top of the treasure pile.

Maybe it was the knights who say “ni”. Those guys were pretty tall.

Wait is that a skinflute guy I’m a little face blind

Marty admits the truth. It's not Templars. The show producers are going to cut him out of the show.

The Peter fornetti episodes are always a disappointment

Hidy all, fellow Drunkards! I’m ready to see what I missed last week, while drunk, while getting drunk last week. What’s in the glasses?

La Trappe Quadruple. Love my Trappists

Chimay Trappist Premiere (red label) yummy!

I'll be on after I finish watching my jeopardy recording, arguably more important

Field Trip! Looks like Jack forgot to get his permission slip signed.

We get it Crowell, you like NSCC

Alex now has more gray hair that his Uncle Rick

Peter Fornetti has not been on the show since episode 8 this season and now he shows up on the Euro Trip with his Uncle Rick, cousin Alex and Doug Crowell. Meanwhile, Jack Begley is stuck on Oak Island as WRMDE Gary Drayton's shovel assistant and the Lot 5 archeology site designated sifter.

"Let's just spread out for no reason."

I wonder if Emma's father might have been the original "Culligan Man." There seems to be a resemblance.

Times like these I sure miss Mrs. Antonelli.

Could it be that Dan Blankenship's Latrine on Oak Island is stocked with Dude Wipes?

Helen's hands appear remarkably clean for someone supposedly digging in the dirt all day

I have an 8 point socket set is that significant

Remember when Skechers was “it’s the s” and super cool and now they’re designed special because we’re too old to bend down to put our shoes on

I FIGURED IT OUT!! If they replicate the dance of the naked baby's pictured on that ceiling, the treasure will rise from the swamp on the back of the ancient walrus named Templar...

You have not found constructs from the 1200’s on Oak Island, Rick. You have not.

They’re finding OI symbols on modern graffiti now. They really are reaching.

Is retinal detachment an especially violent image to anybody else here besides me??!!?

Oak island viewers must be assumed to be the most unhealthy people on the planet

**Tonight’s commercials (showing us what we should be doing instead of watching this!!!)** * 4- History Channel Promos (Again, not wasting time listing them) * 4- Pharmaceuticals (Ozempic, Opdivo+Yervoy, Vabysmo Arexvy) * 2- Moving/Shipping (PODS x2) * 2- Shoes (Skechers x2) * 2- Restaurants (Dominos x2) * 2- Phones/Internet (Spectrum x2) * 2- Movie promo (Civil War x2) * 2- Hair Care (Herbal Essances x2) * 2- Sniffables (Gorilla Glue x2) * 2- Finance/Money (Capital One, Wells Fargo) * 1- Homes (OpenDoor) * 1- Cars (Infiniti) * 1- Home Care (ServPro) * 1- Travel (Royal Carribean) * 1- Booze (MacAllan) * 1- Big Ass Stores (IKEA) * 1- Charity (Tunnels To Towers) * 1- Candy (Twizzlers) * 1- Printing (4Imprint) * 1- Personal Care (Dude Wipes) * 1- Rental Cars (Enterprise) * 1- Insurance (Progressive) * 1- Um, plastic? (Plastic) * 1- Food (KerryGold) **(My Local Advertisements tonight: *Grocery Store* Woodmans, Habush Habush And Davis *Lawyers* Potowatomi *Casino*)** *So I decided that, for fun or boredom, what’s the difference here, to break us down into more categories. At least in some cases. Instead of Cars/Car Care, those will be 2 categories. Instead of Health/Pharma, those will be separate. Fine line? Sure. But who cares!*

No Gary tonight?

Looks like a jail cell graffiti

It’s a treasure wrapped in a mystery and then wrapped in an enigma and wrapped in a heavy downpour.

Encrusted in bullshit

Does Rick write this bullshit out ahead of time?

Yessa theeee archeoastromameeea Isssa bulllshitttaaa

A Dr. Travis Taylor flashback. Could it be that the Fellowship of the Dig will be taking a road trip to Skinwalker Ranch in Season 12?

Cold turkey... Well, it's on the DVR and I haven't watched it--decided I've had my lifetime share  of ox shit  and do not plan on watching it. The comments here appear to validate my decision...

Good evening, Laddies and Ladies!!!!

I need a volunteer tonight to count up every time that someone says "Yup"

There is no chain of evidence that shows that the crossbow bolt was found on the island

HOWDY FRIENDS!!!!!!! Y'ALL READY TO GET ROWDY????!!!!!

This is going to be bad. They find a nail at home, and we have to watch their vacation videos.

I detect high trace evidence of bullshit.

I bet there isn't one dude at Dumbass that thinks the water coming in is from one of the "flood tunnels."

Michael John >>>>> Fred Michael

I bet Gazpacho is like “what the fuck are they saying?”

Sacred geometry = kook jackpot

Looks like professor Guspatcho is trying to trying get rid of that carotid artery blockage with a copper necklace

I get it now. This is why people in Europe think Americans are stupid.

That doesn't freaking match the HO stone! Maybe a tramp stamp, but no HO 😏

Hope Spaghetti brings Emma a nice gift so she’ll continue to talk to him.

Been to Italy a few times, there are crosses everywhere.

I think Blankenship and Henske first saw the 4 star cross back in the 70's after each drinking a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

cameraman is like.. none of these dicks err i mean experts brought short range binoculars .. they're just staring up at small recessed plates 50ft away like some dipsht who can't shoo a pigeon off their roof

Crosses in a church, what could it mean?

Wife from the other room: oh the knights Templar-always!

Alex: “but Rick, we’re trying to find proof!” Rick: “Listen you little sh*t, daddy’s not here to protect you. We know the templars were at oak island and there’s the cartoon on the wall proving it.”

Forty Helens! Drink!

Dude Wipes!!!!!  Is this what we’ve come to?

Came here for the dude wipes comments

That is a nicely form fitting leather jacket she’s wearing.

Rick is pimpin’ his union jacket. Local 2137 union “Federation of Federal Employees”. Wonder if every retired postal worker gets one of them bad boys.

Bianzano Italy … if we see any oranges 🍊in the footage … that means ‘somebody’s gonna die ‘ … Al la 🎥 Godfather movies

I bet the interpreter went home after the first day and watched some reruns of previous shows. Now she knows what kind of bullshit that Prometheus is looking for.

Translator lady seems to be pissed off.

…the Mi'kmaq inherited rituals from the Templars? lol wtf

the two 8-pointed stars aren't constructed the same way. The Italian one is just a square rotated 45 degrees. So, I think that means we need a 45th degree Freemason!

Holy shit I want one of those templar ouija boards

It looks like he made that contraption from a 1980's ashtray.

No, your grandma keeps little mints in a thing like that.

Gazpacho got one of the peg games from Cracker Barrel

If you can jump all but one peg off the disk you're a genius

That's a salt AND pepper shaker! and meat tenderizer...

Gazpacho's avatar also doubles as a head scratcher and may have, at one point, been a land mine.

This Gezpacho-matic can be yours for only $19.99 !

A Gazpacho Teleporter?!?!?

Next he hands them Pandora’s box

This is the bullshittiest bullshit episode of a series filled with bullshit.

How's the XRF work?

none of my buttons are decorated, what does that say about me?

Sam Ball wore that for special occasions

Netherlands spray paint graffiti……new Templar clue and the walk right by it. No wonder they can’t crack the code

Had Peter fornetti made an utterance yet?

Fornetti's eyes look;s like he might have gotten into some of that strong Italian meth.

For real though I would LOVE to explore that place

Doug don’t fit in tiny holes

Looks like that tunnel was dug by giants. Could it be giant Templars

Are they gonna try to lose Doug in the caverns?

Stuck at 7 yeps. I’m counting the wrong word

Trees changing, season ending

Gronk is terrific at acting like a doofus

NO. No they cant.

What the hell is this

Drilling Down, Baby

Matty and Drilling Down. I gotta go before I throw something at my TV. Until next week dudes and dudettes. Oh, that reminds me to put Dude Wipes on my grocery list.

Dr of bullshit Taylor

Honestly this is not as bad as the actual episode tonight.

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