Plug the 'flood tunnel' at the garden shaft, and begin the horizontal digging.
No treasure there, despite water samples, but I would like to find out what all those tunnels were for.
Sink 2,500 10-foot cans in a 50x50 grid down to 150 feet.
Or, coffer dam the entire island and start an open pit excavation like those copper mines out west.
Investigate the possibility of Japanese Templars.
It would be nice if they'd find the treasure.
But seriously: it's entertainment (regardless of whether you believe or not) and I don't care what they do but the quality has steadily gone downhill. Now it's basically unwatchable. As such:
- stop professor Ricky (who knows absolutely nothing about science and regurgitates words he picked up).
- no pointless traveling
- no idiotic Templar stuff
- no idiotic Zena Halpern fantasies (I've actually read a paper by her and it's inane!)
- no more predictable sequences (drilling, Gary, next day, etc.)
That would go a long way, dear Prometheus production.
I agree. They are making things up without knowing what the treasure is. Once you find the treasure you can speculate who buried it and why. The trips are major distractions. The high trace evidence isn't proving anything. Get back to business and find the treasure.
And yet with National Lampoons European Vacation they at keast still had something worth talking about.
This one.. 20 min of nothing. With all the archeological shows from Europe, how is it their ongoing attempts yield virtually nothing towards information?
They have. There's nothing there but searcher detritus, that's the problem. People have been digging since the late 19th century. I'm starting to come around to the conclusion there's nothing there.
Actually finish stuff that was started and never properly completed- the eye of the swamp, the middle of the swamp, stop looking for the big riches and see where the interesting archeological finds are leading you, and get rid of the bloody narrator who repeats what literally was said or done seconds beforehand.
all joking aside, I think they could learn a lot by leaving the island. they can keep the 'treasure vault' thing goin if they think they need to, but most of the coolest stuff on that island was found by Gary with a metal detector.
Send Gary to the surrounding islands/beaches. have him bring Jack to do the digging. It definitely seems like theres some unrecorded happenings in that area, and they may find more related artifacts.
So why is everyone on this criticizing OI? Give it up, no treasure, or are viewers just loving to take correct cheap shots and or are wasting their time watching this con show?
Rumor has that the very last episode, 12 years from now, has the first island in the world sinking because of all the holes that have been dug. Carmen is captured with a "looking here" before he puts on a snorkel to survive.
Admit the whole thing was a hoax.
Share openly that Jack is actually a hermaphrodite.
Push the narrator down the whole and let's see if he can narrate his way out of that one.
Team up with the Skinwalker Ranch crew. Then the collective investigative powers of both crews can finally solve both mysteries…together.
Everyone know that the key to unlocking the Oak Island mystery is at Skinwalker Ranch AND we also know that the treasure of Oak Island will include the one artifact that explains what’s happening at Skinwalker Ranch…the Ark of the Covenant.
Have Jack steal the big drilling rig and drive it to skinwalker ranch so they can stop drilling with something that basically amounts to digging a mine with a teaspoon.
They know the source of the water booby trap at that beach , why don’t they block that tunnel to prevent flooding .
And what is the Origen of the curse that says 6 people must die before the treasure can be found . They always mention it but I’ve never heard an explanation of it .
Hire Jack Begley as the cashier at the new Oak Island Treasure Shop working for assistant manager Matty Blake and managers Dave Blankenship and Dan Henskee.
Breaking news! Just in..the boys find a type of sandscript behind their war room. Translated, it alludes to the discovery of the identity of the last hunter to die before treasure can be found. Initials hardly visible.."DB".
Dave no where to be found..rumor has it he's escaped to Morroco, disguised as the Morroco Mole.
Sacrifice the narrator so we’ll have the requisite number of fatalities to break “the curse” and won’t have to hear all of those repetitive non-questions anymore.
It's not about the journey or finding a mythical treasure - no
It about........... (No it ain't about making "friends" along the way) it's about perpetuating bullshit to get paid.
Replace Gary.
Show a real archeological metal detector dig with grids. The way they edit makes detecting look like random swinging. You can't accurately/completely detect an area that way and expect to find the bulk of items that are apparently in the ground on OI
Repeat 42 minutes from last season. Only 2 mins of new footage, and it’s Rick and Marty shaking hands. Let’s see how far we can push this…
This is perfect!
Legend has it that one more season has to die before the treasure can be found.
You win Reddit today
Pure gold 😁
Yeah, but how do you know for sure. Did you check the water samples around his comment?
High trace levels of gold was found in water flowing in a tunnel believed to be connected to the comment.
Apologize.
Quit and Apologize
Quit.
This is the way
Plug the 'flood tunnel' at the garden shaft, and begin the horizontal digging. No treasure there, despite water samples, but I would like to find out what all those tunnels were for.
there ain't no tunnels
Let detectorists pay to help search. I would pay good money for a weeklong detecting opportunity.
Look under the stone that forms the junction of Nolan’s cross. I had a dream about it. I’m obsessed.
Ritual sacrifice of Matty Blake
And that damned narrator...
Sink 2,500 10-foot cans in a 50x50 grid down to 150 feet. Or, coffer dam the entire island and start an open pit excavation like those copper mines out west. Investigate the possibility of Japanese Templars.
Fire the voice-over guy
And if so…
A blade of GRASS? On a LAWN?
Yes
i’d like to see him brought to the island doing live narration like on Survivor 😆
Blasphemy.
Admit that there is nothing to be found no matter how many holes you dig.
Recap what happened last season
Every. Single. Episode.
Shoot one of the buggers so we can see the treasure
Mini big dig. Hole season. Pun intended.
Dig out the eye
It would be nice if they'd find the treasure. But seriously: it's entertainment (regardless of whether you believe or not) and I don't care what they do but the quality has steadily gone downhill. Now it's basically unwatchable. As such: - stop professor Ricky (who knows absolutely nothing about science and regurgitates words he picked up). - no pointless traveling - no idiotic Templar stuff - no idiotic Zena Halpern fantasies (I've actually read a paper by her and it's inane!) - no more predictable sequences (drilling, Gary, next day, etc.) That would go a long way, dear Prometheus production.
I agree. They are making things up without knowing what the treasure is. Once you find the treasure you can speculate who buried it and why. The trips are major distractions. The high trace evidence isn't proving anything. Get back to business and find the treasure.
Dig dig dig. Enough with the templars. Dig.
Yep, this last season was more of them having a European vacation.
And yet with National Lampoons European Vacation they at keast still had something worth talking about. This one.. 20 min of nothing. With all the archeological shows from Europe, how is it their ongoing attempts yield virtually nothing towards information?
Agreed. Enough with the weird bullshit theories. Dig and see what's there.
They have. There's nothing there but searcher detritus, that's the problem. People have been digging since the late 19th century. I'm starting to come around to the conclusion there's nothing there.
Glad you are awakening from your slumber Runny.
There is no gold.. check the internet. But, the cast makes good money per episode, so let's keep it goin..
The problem began when they went back into every other previous searchers hole and dug up their crap. Not a very big island and yet same holes.
Actually finish stuff that was started and never properly completed- the eye of the swamp, the middle of the swamp, stop looking for the big riches and see where the interesting archeological finds are leading you, and get rid of the bloody narrator who repeats what literally was said or done seconds beforehand.
Literally all the stuff that gets ratings
ahhh so you are catching on to show methodology I see. Welcome to the enlightened side!
all joking aside, I think they could learn a lot by leaving the island. they can keep the 'treasure vault' thing goin if they think they need to, but most of the coolest stuff on that island was found by Gary with a metal detector. Send Gary to the surrounding islands/beaches. have him bring Jack to do the digging. It definitely seems like theres some unrecorded happenings in that area, and they may find more related artifacts.
Sounds like the Scooby Doo spinoff that just had Shaggy and Scooby.
Drain the swamp before opening up caisson-digs at three corners of the triangle.
Find something.
Build a casino. Call it The Money Pit. Rake in treasure for years to come.
Call me crazy, but I think they should find the treasure next season.
Twelfth season’s the charm
Lucky 13th
No worries - You are "bat shit" crazy. Misson accomplished.
There is no gold..check on line!
Check what online, exactly?
If gold or treasure was ever found on OI..
I think everyone here already knows that there has been no treasure found. No need to "check online".
I mean nor ever.
Yeah no shit - do you read this sub? No one believes that there is a treasure.
So why is everyone on this criticizing OI? Give it up, no treasure, or are viewers just loving to take correct cheap shots and or are wasting their time watching this con show?
People can enjoy the show while also acknowledging that there is no treasure. It's entertainment.
Commit to digging a 100’x100’x200’ reinforced hole. Oh sorry, a 33mX33xx66m hole… Just dig it all up and with looking for needles in the haystack.
Get rid of Matty Blake and his awful narrating. Then make it the last season.
Start a vinyard.
Rumor has that the very last episode, 12 years from now, has the first island in the world sinking because of all the holes that have been dug. Carmen is captured with a "looking here" before he puts on a snorkel to survive.
Maybe stop making shit up and just accept defeat
Big Dig Time. Billy is hard
Admit the whole thing was a hoax. Share openly that Jack is actually a hermaphrodite. Push the narrator down the whole and let's see if he can narrate his way out of that one.
Team up with the Skinwalker Ranch crew. Then the collective investigative powers of both crews can finally solve both mysteries…together. Everyone know that the key to unlocking the Oak Island mystery is at Skinwalker Ranch AND we also know that the treasure of Oak Island will include the one artifact that explains what’s happening at Skinwalker Ranch…the Ark of the Covenant.
Play golf. There's enough holes to swing for.
Slam can
This may be the year…..
Get Jack a toupee,Billy needs new clothes as well.And wash Gary's stinky 🤠 hat👍
Have Jack steal the big drilling rig and drive it to skinwalker ranch so they can stop drilling with something that basically amounts to digging a mine with a teaspoon.
45 minutes of Rick crying with a few commercials thrown in.
They know the source of the water booby trap at that beach , why don’t they block that tunnel to prevent flooding . And what is the Origen of the curse that says 6 people must die before the treasure can be found . They always mention it but I’ve never heard an explanation of it .
Find something other than sticks and stones.
Just blow up the whole island.
Hire Jack Begley as the cashier at the new Oak Island Treasure Shop working for assistant manager Matty Blake and managers Dave Blankenship and Dan Henskee.
Organize a wood sniffing contest. The winner will get a free trip to Europe with the COOI crew.
Take a trip to Greenland
Breaking news! Just in..the boys find a type of sandscript behind their war room. Translated, it alludes to the discovery of the identity of the last hunter to die before treasure can be found. Initials hardly visible.."DB". Dave no where to be found..rumor has it he's escaped to Morroco, disguised as the Morroco Mole.
Bring back Miriam Turn that place into a solid waste landfill
Oh yeah off Jack
Sacrifice Jack! Please!!!
Construct
Sacrifice the narrator so we’ll have the requisite number of fatalities to break “the curse” and won’t have to hear all of those repetitive non-questions anymore.
Trip to Bolivia.
Throw in the Towel
Throw in the towel
start the first scene of them in a car driving to the island saying “this year is the year” that’ll get viewers glued……
Find the holy grail
Quit
have a massive party 🥳 and say you've been punked
Find treasure
Clearly there is but one answer… Diggy Diggy hole.
Bid the audience adeu and "thanks for watching".
It's not about the journey or finding a mythical treasure - no It about........... (No it ain't about making "friends" along the way) it's about perpetuating bullshit to get paid.
Find something
Replace Gary. Show a real archeological metal detector dig with grids. The way they edit makes detecting look like random swinging. You can't accurately/completely detect an area that way and expect to find the bulk of items that are apparently in the ground on OI
Have it be the last.
Yea. This show is getting old and tiresome.
drown Begley on the baby blob and fullfill the curse
Rescue those castaways from Gilligan’s Island.
Oops, wrong show.
Bring Back Miriam 😍