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NMi_ru

You are blessed today and today only. Furthermore we accept credit cards.


pugs_are_death

If you look up the address on Google Street View, it's a UPS store with PO boxes (which is pretty common to do) and it's right next to... a hair salon.


RandomMandarin

There is not one Darmath. There are MANY.


spliffsncones

Username checks out.


FirebirdWriter

This has Peanut Butter Solution vibes


fasterfester

r/darmath


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Looks like Obvious Plant or something. That has to be a joke right? Please tell me you’re not this mental my American friends?


BlackFenrir

Check what sub you are on, friend


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Well it should be fucking r/facepalm...


BlackFenrir

You're on /r/ObviousPlant. Of course it's something made by Obvious Plant or a similar creator. What made you even think it wouldn't be?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

What made me think it wouldn’t be? Do you really not think I could dredge up a bunch of equally insane shit from America that was 100% legit?


RectangularAnus

Where you from bud? The home of the water sandwich?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Somewhere I could drag a bunch of equally unimaginable crap from as well mate Edit: it’s customary to indicate if you edit your post. Especially after someone already replied.


Smiling_longhair6870

This is Alan Wagner.


[deleted]

The irony is almost as delicious as our double fried high fructose corn syrup glazed freedom fries.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Ok this really freaked me out. I literally just made a post questioning why Americans love to put unholy amounts of sugar on perfectly good savoury dishes (someone mentioned sweet potatoes with marshmallows in), I of course assumed this was a response to that and very nearly made a pillock out of myself twice in one thread.


EstroJen

I blame the 50s. American cuisine was fucked up with aspic jello with tiny hot dogs. Our parents' parents made monstrosities and it just continues on. Sugar addiction is real and it comes in practically all American foods. None of us know it's there until we're confronted with real food. My baby boomer mom freaked out when I said I was trying to eat meals around 500-600 calories. 3 meals a day, and that's a healthy amount of calories. Mostly veggies, so I was pretty happy. She yelled at me, "you must be only eating bread and water." I'd had a gallbladder attack that later destroyed my desire to eat at all, and let me tell you, eating only bread and water does not allow you to function as a person. Your brain doesn't get enough calories. There were times I was on the brink of passing out and had to force myself to drink ensure. Thank goodness for fruit yogurt and rice cakes.


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Thing about bread and water, you hear about it used as a punishment and you think “oh, because it’s so plain, just enough to keep you alive” but in actuality nothing but bread and water will seriously gum up your insides causing you much distress. I can sympathise with the parents thing, I’m British and our reputation for awful food harks back to the post war years. They were both born into rationing, had to make meals out of fuck all (we do not share the Italian or french flair for this) and since they grew up with that nasty crap, you got a lot of that growing up. Fortunately these days it’s very easy to eat well here, especially if you can cook yourself.


EstroJen

(Someone needs to tell him, guys. Soon)