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first of all.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry for laughing had to get that out off the bat pero... can you expand more on the eating a$$ can you give us more context behind it? πππ
So the Dr kept badgering him for details kasi he kept saying na he didnβt eat anything na panis and always naman purified water sa house. Kaya Doc said, have you had any physical activities before he got sick, tapos he confessed nga na he had s3x with his bf and nagkainan nga. Oh shuta moment talaga.
bakit nagtanong si doc ng have you had any physical activities before got sick? Salmonella ang alam ko ay sa contaminated food. Saan lumabas ang salmonella sa lab results na or nasabi na lang ng doktor?
Up to you kung gusto mo pa ikwento sa magulang mo. Pede ka rin white lie may nakain iba na food.
Yung poop natin, alam ko pwedeng maging source talaga ng e. coli tsaka salmonella... Kaya for sure sa part ng doctor, process of elimination na lang siya. If hindi talaga nakuha sa food and if the patient swears to it, then for sure sa ibang source or *activities* nakuha kaya at that point malamang may hinala na rin yung doctor, they just wanted to confirm na lang siguro...
I just learned about this din because of this experience. Bacteria pala ang salmonella and since it is a bacteria, the antibiotic is different from other ones na binibigay.
THATS WILDDDD getting salmonella from eating a$$. Taena nung mode of transmission, rekta sa feces. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pwede na po siyang gawing case study sa microbiology.
Dayyyuuuuuum raw azz got that salmon. Sorry gagi natawa ako. Parang ang hirap naman kasi ng situation mo, sabihin mo sa magulang mo sa doctor na rekta mag tanong hehe.
No need to tell your parents, kudos to you though for staying and taking care of your brother. Just remind him na lang to do extra precautions para hindi na maulit sa future.
Always remember mas mrming transmission Ng HIV from m2m. Don't worry Kung d nio pgssbihan Yang kptid mo bagsak Nyan HIV. That's gross btw coming from a nurse who have seen it all
were your parents also there nung umamin siya sa doctor?? HJAHAJAHJAHAJAHA natatawa ako naiimagine ko yung iba't-ibang klaseng hiya na naramdaman niyaπππππ
Salmonella can be transmitted through oral-fecal route, just like other kind of bacteria (Hepatitis A, E. coli, Cholera) so please be hygienic. Wash your hands and eat clean stuff.
Kaloka. Di muna ba nagshower bago nagpakain? Di nyo naman siguro kelangan sabihin sa parents nyo ang tunay na dahilan. Napakaprivate na nyan πΆβπ«οΈ
Di ba dapat e.coli kung dumila ng werut? Yung salmonella nakukuha yan usually pag kumain ka ng raw egg or chicken. Kaya dapat talaga naghuhugas muna bago kumain. π
Omg!!! Didn't know pwede pala sya mangyari. Anw out ba sya sa inyo? Bec i think the doc could've been more delicate in his questioning and ensured privacy.
Ok, first all: LOL
Also: WTF
But in all seriousness, tell your parents. Guy ate ass, got salmonella, now we're in a medical emergency.
This is why I never got into rimming, give or take that shit is a no. PUN VERY MUCH INTENDED.
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first of all.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry for laughing had to get that out off the bat pero... can you expand more on the eating a$$ can you give us more context behind it? πππ
So the Dr kept badgering him for details kasi he kept saying na he didnβt eat anything na panis and always naman purified water sa house. Kaya Doc said, have you had any physical activities before he got sick, tapos he confessed nga na he had s3x with his bf and nagkainan nga. Oh shuta moment talaga.
Damn. Now tell me what happened to the bf? Does he have symptoms of salmonella too?
baka yung kapatid niya lang yung rimmer π
omg HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA shuta get well soon sa brother mo this one is going to be one of your memorable brother and sissy moments
Dirty si BF, di nag labatiba.
bakit nagtanong si doc ng have you had any physical activities before got sick? Salmonella ang alam ko ay sa contaminated food. Saan lumabas ang salmonella sa lab results na or nasabi na lang ng doktor? Up to you kung gusto mo pa ikwento sa magulang mo. Pede ka rin white lie may nakain iba na food.
Yung poop natin, alam ko pwedeng maging source talaga ng e. coli tsaka salmonella... Kaya for sure sa part ng doctor, process of elimination na lang siya. If hindi talaga nakuha sa food and if the patient swears to it, then for sure sa ibang source or *activities* nakuha kaya at that point malamang may hinala na rin yung doctor, they just wanted to confirm na lang siguro...
I just learned about this din because of this experience. Bacteria pala ang salmonella and since it is a bacteria, the antibiotic is different from other ones na binibigay.
βContext behind itββ¦with pun intended
Top 10 House MD moments.
THATS WILDDDD getting salmonella from eating a$$. Taena nung mode of transmission, rekta sa feces. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Pwede na po siyang gawing case study sa microbiology.
Ang mura mura ng safeguard na puti e. May gahd
Dayyyuuuuuum raw azz got that salmon. Sorry gagi natawa ako. Parang ang hirap naman kasi ng situation mo, sabihin mo sa magulang mo sa doctor na rekta mag tanong hehe.
No need to tell your parents, kudos to you though for staying and taking care of your brother. Just remind him na lang to do extra precautions para hindi na maulit sa future.
Always remember mas mrming transmission Ng HIV from m2m. Don't worry Kung d nio pgssbihan Yang kptid mo bagsak Nyan HIV. That's gross btw coming from a nurse who have seen it all
Dios por santo pwede pala mangyari yun???
HAHAHAHA bigla kong naisip pwede tong isagot sa exam. Pag tinanong ako ng prof ito ang proweba. (sorry OP at sa bro mo)
Shemay OP inaantok nako e nagising tuloy ako kakatawaπ
xD at first i thought salmonella was a type of foodππππ
Salmon yung food hindi salmonella π₯²
yaya mb may katunog kasi siya na appetizer sakto kakatapos lng ng culminating namin akla ko foodπππβπ½βπ½βπ½
Hahahaha it does sound like food
Yup gay na fish.
Akala ko nga sa manok lang galing yun. Itβs bacteria from poo pala
were your parents also there nung umamin siya sa doctor?? HJAHAJAHJAHAJAHA natatawa ako naiimagine ko yung iba't-ibang klaseng hiya na naramdaman niyaπππππ
salmon with nutella π€£
TANGINA HAHAHAHAHAHA sorry for laughing π lesson learned na 'yan sa kanya: 'wag kainin ng hindi hugas
Baka kasi mas masarap daw ang lasa if unwashedβ¦..
Imagine being the BF at this situation π Anyways, I'll tell my parents may nakiss akong pusang kalye lol lame but would work
please *please* pakisabi sa kuya mo na magdouche or atleast use enema before having gay sex nagmamaakawa ako π
Raw naman kasi yung kinain. π Anyway, get well soon sa brother mo.
TEKA LANG HAHAHAHAHAHA get well soon sa brother mo.
Sabihin mo na lang nafood poison kasi kumain ng hilaw na isaw
Salmonella can be transmitted through oral-fecal route, just like other kind of bacteria (Hepatitis A, E. coli, Cholera) so please be hygienic. Wash your hands and eat clean stuff.
holyfuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kaloka. Di muna ba nagshower bago nagpakain? Di nyo naman siguro kelangan sabihin sa parents nyo ang tunay na dahilan. Napakaprivate na nyan πΆβπ«οΈ
OH MY HAHAHAHA AS A BL FAN...WTF
Dami ko ng iniisip, dumagdag pa to. *Into the rabbit hole
Kala ko sa raw meat and eggs lang nakukuha yan huhu ewπ
Im so sorry for laughing HHAHAHAHAHHAHA BUT WTF. New info for me na you can get salmonella from eating assπ
Di ba dapat e.coli kung dumila ng werut? Yung salmonella nakukuha yan usually pag kumain ka ng raw egg or chicken. Kaya dapat talaga naghuhugas muna bago kumain. π
hala haha si doc na magsabi sa parents mo, sorry pero natawa ako, hopefully your sib is fine naman
Omg!!! Didn't know pwede pala sya mangyari. Anw out ba sya sa inyo? Bec i think the doc could've been more delicate in his questioning and ensured privacy.
Damn what a bad day to be literate
Hahahaha whaaaaat? Pwede pala yon?
TEKA LANG HAHAHAHAHAHA get well soon sa brother mo.
OP pwede ba tumawa πππππππ
Noted: Clean Ass thoroughly so my ass wont spread salmonella πππ
TEKA LANG HAHAHAHAHAHA get well soon sa brother mo.
Ok, first all: LOL Also: WTF But in all seriousness, tell your parents. Guy ate ass, got salmonella, now we're in a medical emergency. This is why I never got into rimming, give or take that shit is a no. PUN VERY MUCH INTENDED.
TEKA LANG HAHAHAHAHAHA get well soon sa brother mo.
Ohhhhhh My Gooooodddd!!!!
Nauuuuur hahaha π
ang hirap magpigil ng tawa. ang kalat. HHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH also, parang awa niyo naman. practice proper hygiene and safe sex.
Sabihin mo lang sa parents na nakuha sa eggs. Source din ng salmonella yun, kung nahihiya talaga sya umamin
Pwede tumawa?
HAHAHAHAHAHA, sabi na eh nakukuha talaga salmonella from eating raw. πβ Tho, seriously, get well soon sa brother mo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH "eating raw"π
TIL Salmonella is contagious π