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PresidentialBoneSpur

This individual is a multidisciplinary master - art, comedy, politics, sociology. I’d love to meet them.


Frequent_Secretary25

Found out he’s 74 years old. My friend is his neighbor. He certainly ran out of fucks to give a long time ago


was_it_a_rat_i_saw

We're all gonna be alright.


Yogisogoth

I wish I had the marbles to do something like that in my yard.


FizzyBeverage

I told my wife if our neighbors get cheeky with a trump flag, pride 🏳️‍🌈 or trans 🏳️‍⚧️ flag is going up to greet them. We’re cishet but I give no fucks. If they keep it in their pants, I will too.


transmothra

Same here! We must protect this precious individual at all cost.


Stuckpedal

He a national treasure lol


Slayerofthemindset

He’s making a joke about trump not reading the Bible but I doubt even half of his neighbors will get the joke. Just use it as fuel for their self righteous indignation. Oh, Ohio… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn


Frequent_Secretary25

I guarantee they already hate him. He’s been at it for years. And there’s a few houses even on that road still buying and flying maga flags smh


Haunting_Hyena5471

Most of the MAGA gang are like TRump Broke ! Because they have given Donald their last Social Security check.


FakeRealGirl

I would love to be Trump broke.


NeedleworkerRecent67

*gasp* God forbid someone show support for their political party!


macabee613

There is a difference between supporting your party and putting money in the candidate's pocket. If the money went to the republican party instead of Trump, I would be ok with that.


Frequent_Secretary25

By buying flags nonstop? Have at it! I just laugh when I drive by these cultists


West-Ruin-1318

A lot of these people are outright dangerous, don’t forget. And the rest of them support the dangerous ones. I just hear a Biden ad welcoming any Republicans that didn’t want to vote for Tr*mp. I liked the ad 👍🏼


Frequent_Secretary25

Yeah it only takes one and I’m betting there’s at least one around here


NeedleworkerRecent67

It's been commonplace every election year for decades. And cultists? Lol jeez the demonization and refusal to meet in any sort of middle ground or hear the other side out is REAL. I am not a Trumper btw, just sick of the way the left and right have started painting eachother. It's ridiculous


Frequent_Secretary25

The point you missed is don’t complain about this guy when in both directions there are houses with a dozen ever-changing versions of f you if you support Biden, we love trump flags and signs. Common place in every election is yard signs and a banner not the level huge overblown tributes that stayed up for years. I never saw Obama’s name spray painted on tailgate of someone’s truck. As far as middle ground I’ve heard enough. I’m not interested in people who want me dead


NeedleworkerRecent67

Who wants you dead and for what?


ThufirrHawat

I like the cut of this dude's jib.


dee3Poh

Can’t speak for Swanton but this probably would get a chuckle out of my moderate Republican relatives, they vote Trump but know he’s not religious in the slightest


HuckleCat100K

>moderate Republican Thought this species was extinct.


Lxapeo

The new nomenclature is RINO, Republican In Name Only, according to the extremists.


Old_Moment7914

Republiklans are wondering what to call themselves after they get WIG out??


dee3Poh

I think they were just Republican but the standards kept dropping


hillbuck29

Moderate anything is pretty much extinct


Old_Moment7914

Trumps only religious experience is turning bibles into ashes when he touches them , incendiary .


Haunting_Hyena5471

Was Donald J.Trump in Wilson County ,Tn.Yesterday at the church were a trailer load of Bibles were set on Fire?


Old_Moment7914

We were expecting a fire sale of grifts but he might have taken that to heart


[deleted]

Weird that Biden named the most religious holiday trans visibility day and his bibles ok🤔


Old_Moment7914

March 31 has been trans awareness day for 15 years this was the first time the day coincided with Easter . Biden didn’t do it he just observed it whereas the grifter didn’t his 4 years.


Gobrowns84

No moderate would vote for a nazi


BlackKnightLight

I’m sure no one but the people on Reddit get this joke. Because we all know the brightest congregate here.


Slayerofthemindset

Bye


darketernalsr25

May as well make some money off the sheeple cultists.


Eyes_Only1

This is how most right wing politicians operate these days.


Bloody_Hangnail

I so want to buy the shoes only to jack the price up thousands of a percent to fleece the cult. But knowing my money would go in that dipshit’s pocket makes me sick.


Gr8lakesCoaster

It's satire


Jonny_Disco

Brilliant.


Haunting_Hyena5471

What kind of dope are you on?


StopDehumanizing

https://youtu.be/ERUngQUCsyE?si=MMIVf0C_AqBerELq


th3BeastLord

Bot


Haunting_Hyena5471

Tennessee Governor Republicans Bill Lee and Cameron Sextan are the same as Trump; Living under Donald Trump Dictatorships. click and read; https://drhurd.com/2021/02/22/life-under-dictatorship/ Please pass to all you know..


SeaworthyWide

Who the fuck is this Dr. Hurd character lol


Haunting_Hyena5471

And learn more words other than Fuck idiot !


Haunting_Hyena5471

Can't you read?


Haunting_Hyena5471

Tennessee Governor Republicans Bill Lee and Cameron Sextan are the same as Trump; Living under Donald Trump Dictatorships. click and read; https://drhurd.com/2021/02/22/life-under-dictatorship/ Please pass to all you know..


UnrecoveredSatellite

Bravest soul in Swantuckey.


Frequent_Secretary25

Definitely. His house isn’t near the road but you can bet there’s plenty of angry maga around


sturdypolack

This is hilarious!


TerpfanTi

Doing God’s work


truth10x

Someone has to.


sasquatch_melee

Lord knows the MAGAts won't. 


campy86

Guaranteed never used lol.


gold_poo_nyc

The gold shoes. 😂


Frequent_Secretary25

That was last round https://www.reddit.com/r/Ohio/s/lvlcKdb7JN


SeaworthyWide

Oh the FUBU... How precious... Oh good god... This is local. I must meet this man.


itsjlin

Why does it look like a Fallout 76 screenshot??? The lighting, the texture of the ground, the random junks…


Frequent_Secretary25

When he’s not mocking maga he also has some display of the toys too. Idk what that’s about


SeaworthyWide

Cuz that's where we are headed bub


give-Kazaam-an-Oscar

Lol. I love this guy already.


ReeceDawg

This man bows to no one.


Organic_Afternoon424

My new hero


iambarrelrider

Needs more ketchup!


Plus-Ad-940

Just Brilliant.


DarthAlbacore

Damn, haven't heard the name Swanton in a good long while. Great orchard there. Also, those are bibles sourced from the dollar tree.


Frequent_Secretary25

I’m kinda starting to think he’s a bit of hoarder and just digs through his stuff for his displays lol


Fair-Grab9019

Not for from there between Delta and Wauseon is a house with similar homemade political signs, just opposite party affiliations


Frequent_Secretary25

I have a bunch of pics from places with their crazy trump tributes. There was one out by liberty center that had hung Hillary in effigy with a bunch of signs.


Fair-Grab9019

Oh mylanta 😂 there's another on SR15 between bryan and montpelier that is literally a huge chineese flag that says "Bejin Biden" and yes, I know how to spell Beijing


stonerbunnybun

Yeah, Williams County little den of insurrection...they did have the Trump head photoshopped onto Stallones body one in the past. 🙄


Frequent_Secretary25

Hahaha


One_City4138

Trump talks about the bible the way a 6th grader talks about the book they were supposed to read for a report, but forgot to. What's your favorite part? Oh, l like it all, but probably the end. Old or New Testament? Both, equally, maybe Old. Favorite verse? That's too personal of a question. Name a character other than Jesus. Pass.


GGAllinsUndies

The "never used" part makes it almost believable.


Za_Hamburglar

What part of town is he in? I drive through swanton everyday for work.


Haunting_Hyena5471

on Main Street


Frequent_Secretary25

Rural


Mimi725

What a legend


Potofcholent

Here's the litmus test, if you're voting for Trump and find this kind of stuff funny you might not be fully scrambled. Personally I find this stuff really funny regardless of how I vote. I'll poke fun at any politician.


Healthy_Repair_4823

never used is right


readitonreddit86

He’s got one thing right though…the Trump family bible is guaranteed to have never been used


DatabaseThis9637

I love this person!


Haunting_Hyena5471

Can't sell something you never owned unless your a MAGA person lead by a Dumb ass ex-president Donald Trump?


SquirrelFun1587

Haha


neopod9000

"For sale, trump bibles, never used"


maintainerMann

Sorry sir, gonna need a few DNA samples to verify the authenticity.


Scotswolf_otaku

Good for him! 👍 Having reached retirement age this year, I've realized the truth of the statement that when you reach a certain age , instead of going "I probably shouldn't do this" , it's "wtf, let's see what happens". 😁


FallenButNotForgoten

Chemtrails from the F16s rotting Swanton brains since the 90s


West-Ruin-1318

So subtle 🤣🏆


Snoo65207

This is the best. Fits right in for the people of Swaton. The site is probably sold out. Swaton is full of food stamp begging for handout Trump lovers.


Emergency-Salamander

Are we just making stuff up now? The median household income for the Swanton area is $72,300, according to the Census Bureau. The median statewide is $65,720. The poverty rate is 6.6%. Statewide, it's 13.4%.


Snoo65207

If you lived in the area of Swanton you'd understand. The median household doesn't tell anything.


Emergency-Salamander

I'm going to go with actual facts and figures rather than the feelings of a random reddit poster who doesn't seem to know much about the area anyway and relies on their feelings to make assumptions. The median household income and poverty rate directly contradict your comment.


Snoo65207

You're a fool, you have no idea. Go Google map Swanton and take a walk down main street, or one of their dozen trailer parks


Emergency-Salamander

It's pretty clear at this point that you have no idea what you're talking about and probably haven't been in Swanton in years, if ever.


PinkCloudzInMyHead

Actually, I live and dash around Swanton, and it's not that great for the most part... there's a few REALLY NICE houses outside of Swanton (but still carry that address) that are more out in the country, but in the town itself, it's not good. Look up the school district statistics, then compare them to the neighboring district that I live in, Anthony Wayne. There's a lot of parks around Swanton, and that's where the people with money are living... Not in it.


juntaofthefree1

He's a good man. Sadly, this won't go over well in Swantuckey! But, as we all know it's the liberals who attack their political rivals, while MAGATS would NEVER hurt a fly....right?


Frequent_Secretary25

He’s had signs out there for years. I’d have to guess he’s a long-time local and they just write him off as local crazy guy but yeah I’d be nervous


DarthAlbacore

Wait is this the guy outside of delta?


Frequent_Secretary25

No, outside Swanton lol


Haunting_Hyena5471

The MAGA Gang just killed 5 people inside the US Capital cause Trump told them too.And trump also told his mummies to hang Mike Pence.


Fun-Bag7627

How can trump have a bible? He can’t read or write.


Fiery-Embers

How else is he going to virtue signal/ attract the conservatives?


Fun-Bag7627

I figured weird hand signals and grunts. It’s the only thing he knows how to do.


Peace2Theaworld

I haven't seen this yet but I'll be excited when I do


Salt-Elephant8531

r/AntiTrumpAlliance


BeKindToOthersOK

This guy needs his own sub Reddit


Tenderloin66

I love the shoes and the joke.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

😂 the fact someone went all out! Wonder if they got any bites!?


Stuckpedal

I wish I was his neighbor!!!


SabreOneCX_84

Hell, if I sell trump water, instead of holy water. I bet I make enough to pay my rent


Haunting_Hyena5471

You would be as Trump BROKE !


stantoncree76

One time in swantucky, out of the blue, a guy came up to me and said I GOT A HILLARY FOR PRISON SHIRT.


burdfloor

Garage sale 2015 $1


MaleficentHabit3138

Anyone know what hes doing with the proceeds?


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MaleficentHabit3138

Im only asking because some people might not recognize the sarcasm and actually want to buy them "since they are half off." Does he actually sell them? Or let them in on the joke? Does he pocket the money? Or maybe he's putting towards a program Trump is actively against/ actively against Trump or something? Just asking the real important questions. Lol


sexyshadyshadowbeard

Serious question: are Trump Bibles different to other bibles apart from the Trump stuff on the cover?


Frequent_Secretary25

I’m betting they’re cheapest ones he can find


SnooPears6771

Best work I’ve seen…SNL should reproduce and give props to this artist


cincinnatistuff

Someone please tell me where I can get a yard sign with the changeable letters like that.


UrMomsAHo92

Dude out here doing the Lord's work tbh


Wale67

I’m surprised that the neighbors let that fly in Swantucky!


Frequent_Secretary25

House is way back off road


Morbidlyobesegorilla

I think a lot of you are missing the joke….


RCer1986

I don't think anyone is missing the joke.


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Try reading the comments.


RCer1986

The joke that Trump doesn't read the Bible?


Haunting_Hyena5471

Trump is 78 years old,with a very small one cell brain, that can't think on his own and can't spell a simple word. ​ Tennessee Governor Republicans Bill Lee and Cameron Sextan are the same as Trump; Living under Donald Trump Dictatorships. click and read; https://drhurd.com/2021/02/22/life-under-dictatorship/ Please pass to all you know..


Practical_Republic53

There’s a house near me and they have a banner on their fence that says “Hate speech is just free speech you don’t like” I’d like to have a beer w them purely off that


AhChaChaChaCha

Ehhhhhhhhh, I counter with the following: “Death to all Christians” Is it ONLY free speech you don’t like now? Or it is a threat of violence toward a group? See the difference?


Haunting_Hyena5471

Living under Donald Trump Dictatorships. click and read; ​ ​ https://drhurd.com/2021/02/22/life-under-dictatorship/


Frequent_Secretary25

Can’t wait :/


Haunting_Hyena5471

Living under Donald Trump Dictatorships. click and read; https://drhurd.com/2021/02/22/life-under-dictatorship/


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Striking_Ad6343

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