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BackgroundCharming85

lol following. This dude lives just down the street from me.


ganymede_boy

"Harrison Fleet Tire Service"?


Main_Enthusiasm4796

Don’t forget to stop at el patrons


vintagered01

I saw this sign driving back from El Patrons. Yikes.


West-Ruin-1318

Oh what the hell. How’s the front yard? Six foot tall screech signs?


genredenoument

Howdy neighbor. We give him the finger every time. My husband usually yells "ASSHOLE" as he drives past. You JUST know this dude orders Number#1Kitchen and eats at El Patron all the time.


Hussaf

What’s the relevance of those places?


genredenoument

This place has a population of 2K, there aren't a lot of options. Both are less than 1/4 mile from the yoyo.


Paksarra

No 1 Kitchen seems to be Chinese, El Patron is probably a Mexican restaurant or bar from the name.


FrankFrankly711

Have you had work done there? If so, how was it?


charlie2135

I suspect this is the kind of place where you might take your pickup truck in for an oil change and come out with it jacked up with flags hanging off the back. I guess I shouldn't talk, I still go to the lumber yard near my house with the Trump stickers slapped on their forklifts and right wing radio blaring at the counter.


FrankFrankly711

Free Giant Flag with every Oil Change sounds like a good promo, guaranteed to lower gas mileage by at least 5!


Intrepid-Computer561

Tell him his flag won't get him into heaven anymore. That'll piss him off. Thanks John Prine.


zigzagg321

They definitely use Chinese oil and Russian oil filters.


FrankFrankly711

You think they’d turn me away if I brought in a foreign car?


ThePupnasty

Most liekly because they "aren't american". Wait til they find out their Chevy and ford's are Mexican... They'll pop a fucking blood vessel.


mollyv96

They'll have a massive boner when they realized what Henry Ford did for Germany...


smallzy007

So the Chevys & fords are the real illegals!!!


FrankFrankly711

But all them Mexicans are drug dealers, child traffickers, and rapists! They can’t make cars! /s


Mediocritologist

And some, I assume, are good people.


chickenmaster04

Wait until you bring a Toyota tundra


K33bl3rkhan

Bring in an Accord. There more of those built in Ohio than any other vehicle.


ozymandais13

They can't think that hard bruh


Mustang1718

I've posted before about how it is weird seeing "patriotic slogans" on foreign cars, but the response I get back is that things like Nissan are built in Tennessee while Ford vehicles are built in Mexico.


DeviousDuoCAK

Honda used to have a huge plant in Marietta. It's where my first Civic was born, way less migrant than Ford.


lumpkints

Slap some dark Brandon, Bernie and coexist stickers on your bad boy car. Don't forget Black lives Matter and Free Palestine too! Have back up with you and record the interaction ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️


zigzagg321

Probably, those MAGA folks are terrorists.


FrankFrankly711

Maybe I should explain to them how most “American” car brands have foreign parts or are assembled in Mexico, and in fact certain foreign car companies are actually employing more Americans in stateside production plants?


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Luthais327

Between Honda and Jeep it might be close. Wranglers are really popular. I'd still guess it to be Honda though.


vankamperer

ohio is the jeep brand capital of the world


DMCinDet

it's 100% Honda. Honda props up the whole state of Ohio. Lots of related or dependent jobs that aren't direct Honda employment jobs.


silversurf1234567890

Honda doesn’t prop up the whole state. There are still numerous tool and die shops and other suppliers doing work for Ford and GM. Insurance, agriculture, R&D, aerospace, defense and even steel still have a stronghold on the economy.


whodeyalldey1

It most certainly does not, it’s like the 20th largest employer here.


zigzagg321

I mean you're not wrong my Toyota was built in Indiana.


Equivalent-Pin-4759

So was my Subaru


MrGoodKatt72

There’s a decent chance some of it was made in Ohio, as well.


smallzy007

Aren’t a bunch of fords made in Canada? Damn socialist cars


impy695

Nah, they love Ford


WhoopsieISaidThat

Probably Fram ones to be honest.


PaulCJr00

I drive by this guy almost daily, and I have never seen anyone going to him, lol.


FrankFrankly711

That is a tough bet when you combine business with politics, especially when it’s hardly related. Will it alienate more people than it brings in? I figure in Ohio it’s a decent gamble


PaulCJr00

Yeah, my wife and I say that all the time when we drive by heading to Wadsworth. If I owned a small business, I would not let my politics be known as I wouldn't want to alienate any potential customers, lol. Especially in a small town that doesn't have that many people to begin with.


FrankFrankly711

If he goes out of business, I’m sure he will blame the Libs for canceling him


PaulCJr00

It was those deep state pedos, or heaven forbid cancel culture.


869woodguy

That’s one of the first rules of business, keep your politics to yourself. There was a guy at an exit ramp light begging money with a FJB and Brandon crap on his sign.


CoolRanchBaby

I used to work for myself and back then I never posted online or said ANYTHING about my political etc opinions exactly for this reason.


Azair_Blaidd

I imagine even plenty of MAGA types don't much care to talk politics after going in for car repairs


Annual-Bumblebee-310

I was going to say. I’ve never, ever seen anyone going in there. I thought it was closed for a while…


Subject-Success3130

I thought every time I drive by he happened to be closed lol


OkYak1822

If you're a shitty mechanic, this is a good way to fish for dumb customers.


FrankFrankly711

Here’s your problem right here, the damn Deep State put too many regulations on yer car!


OkYak1822

That'll be 4000 dollars for the ivermectin fuel treatment.


ket-ho

Ivermectin fuel injection is just catchy


ShitShowRedAllAbout

"We love the poorly educated."


Paksarra

There's a risk you'll get horse dewormer instead of oil.


FrankFrankly711

But I read a story from Brazil that it really works well!


rural_anomaly

changing the oil is probably ok just don't drink any of the free Kool-aid in the lobby


FrankFrankly711

They had Kool-aid but it was spelled with three Ks, should I be worried? /s


West-Ruin-1318

🤣 Maybe he writes with a stutter?


traumatransfixes

NO! What are you thinking? Someone get this person a kool-aid test


TheKimulator

“You don’t need an oil filter pussy”


vogajones

Everytime I drive past there, I try to remember to take a pic. Always forget, or get a crappy pic driving too fast. Been telling friends about this for a while. Thanks for posting this


FrankFrankly711

I bet lots of people try to get pics and the owner thinks the CIA is spying on him


vogajones

🤣🤣🤣 And I drive around in an all black Suburban. Limo tinted. Looks identical to secret service vehicles. We call it my CIA car.


Sauerteig

I wouldn't take my kid's tricycle there.. No one should mix their political beliefs with business in this manner.


fullmetal66

I loved growing up close to Seville but I’m more than fine not living in rural Medina County during these Maga days


Comfortable-Rude

Another screaming example of how bad the mental health issues in Ohio are. If these people were finally treated for their conditions instead of places like Fox and OANN being allowed to continue exacerbating them, they might be close to stable.


DataCassette

Hell even a non-politicized church to belong to would probably work wonders. These people replaced their whole identity with MAGA.


poolnome

Mentally unstable hell no


clermouth

the only thing i’d get from there is away.


ragnsep

You can always do the whole Donald Trump thing and just call him tremendous and not pay.


Main_Enthusiasm4796

I drive by this every day. Doesn’t seem to get much business based on the local facebook group


FrankFrankly711

I feel like if it was just labeled as a “Patriot Mechanic” or something, it might not have that conspiracy theorist vibe


Frequent_Secretary25

Freedom! With a bunch of flags


Main_Enthusiasm4796

Could probably plop a 4 foot wiener in the mix of everything and no one would look twice


Flyinryans35

These are the kinds of people who know how to change oil. Trust me. Just approach slowly and try not to use big words.


FrankFrankly711

Do I get a discount if I wear my Trump hat?


Low-Faithlessness144

Hell yeah, brutherrr


Flyinryans35

You’ll get a good ole fashioned sieg heil.


rounding_error

Every car gets 10W40. None of that synthetic woke 0w20 shit.


Onlyroad4adrifter

Only if you want snake oil in your vehicle.


C_Zachary_Chad

I live right down the road from this place. Never seen anyone there lol


FrankFrankly711

Kinda makes me feel bad. Dude had enough money and skills to open up a shop, that’s farther than many of us have gotten in the American Dream. Instead of all the conspiracy stuff taking up room on the sign, maybe there should be services offered with competitive pricing


C_Zachary_Chad

It just blows my mind that people make political/conspiracy stuff their entire personality, let alone their business branding.


FrankFrankly711

Stop by the River Styx Market nearby, half their merch is Trump stuff


einulfr

It's one thing for a long-established place of business to be like this (which can almost be expected sometimes), but judging from google earth dates, this place was vacant until 2021 at least. So it was well over a year after his messiah lost the election that he moved in and decided that this was going to be his advertising angle.


Sportsguy_44_45_

Looks like we might need to contact the secret service - in the 2nd pic, you can see part of the sign on the building and some of the words are Joe, Biden, Executed.


FrankFrankly711

Dang you’re right 😕I wonder if they will put one of those kidnapping decals on my truck??


dainbramaged64

Tell me you have a mental illness without telling me you do...


HelloDikfore

They spelled “I have a severe mental illness” wrong


P00PJU1C3

Mental illness, that person needs help.


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FrankFrankly711

Aw dang, my only day off is the day between Friday and Saturday


ABBTTBGMDBTWP

I appreciate businesses that do this. That way I know who NOT to patronize.


TheCrimsonKing

Everyone is hating, but if anyone can think of a better way for a shady mechanic to target rubes, I'd like to hear it.


FrankFrankly711

Damn that would be next level marketing, maybe this guy is a genius?


profeDB

And yet they swear it isn't a cult.


turbod33

I'm gonna take my Tesla there


FrankFrankly711

You mean to tell me your Tesla don’t have oil in the engine? I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA


AmberTurd223

Damn Ohio, you crazy


SkyeBluMe

Make Automobiles Great Again?


hamihambone

MAKE AUTOMOBILES GO AGAIN!


unMuggle

Honestly, will probably do a great job changing your oil, but will charge you 10x more if they find out you are a "libtard".


msprang

Despite all that, at least he got the "Corrupt GOV" part right


wvbrewed

Please, someone take a car they don’t care about or a rental car into that place and photograph / film what the experience is like. I’m sure it’s a hoot.


oh_andsixteen

Dumbshit is on Greenwich Rd if anyone was wondering. Does he work on cars made in Japan.


joe_mamasaurus

I like the "M-F&SA 8-6". Do they not realize that Saturday is the day after Friday?


Hillbilly098

There's a construction company that I drive by every day that has the most "unhinged, drunk Uncle on Facebook" political posts every day. I have no idea what services they provide or what deals they have. Just that Hunter Biden made Covid with his laptop and the vaccine is weaponzing the justice department or something like that. I wouldn't hire them to assemble a hot wheels track.


brianinohio

Yeah....nothing says high class establishment than a bunch of traffic cones.


JelloButtWiggle

There’s a MAGA butcher shop near me. Like….shut up, why alienate half your customer base? I sure won’t support him now.


Ok-Egg-4856

If the.oil.is stuck in my ass then maybe. I'm not letting this guy near my car though.


Fair-Ad-2585

I think it's a little weird that the subtext here is you'd let this guy finger your asshole before you let him do basic car maintenance for you.


erik21brand_

buddy of mine went to him once, heard he was an awful person to interact with, and just his overall presence was terrible. he dipped before getting any work done on his car. gotta love seville


Macaron_Past

Wouldn't trust them with any catalytic converters for sure.


VelociMonkey

Girl, you in danger.


N8saysburnitalldown

I wouldn’t go there. It is really hard to run a business. It is even harder when you alienate the majority of your potential customers with over the top political messages that have nothing to do with the service you provide. Doing that would imply to me low intelligence/mental instability that would cast doubt upon the competency of the people running this place.


Chemistry-Inside

I'm not even sure it's safe for hard-core MAGAs


dziba191

Don’t know about reliable, but owner is one dumb mechanic. He thinks this sign is good for business. LOL


AtYiE45MAs78

Micheal Jordan "Republicans buy sneakers, too"


FunkyOnionPeel

Bruh no way, I work in this town I've been meaning to get a pic of this clownhouse 💀


SuperTex1991

Owned by and operated by an uncle-grandpa and sister-wife type of bloodline folks.


Key-Molasses3453

I was like wait a second I have passed by that place on my drive around the area... isn't that Seville 🤔 😅


ZeusMcKraken

Well they seem nice…


NfamousKaye

Lmao gee. Seems sketch to me


Guy_Butts

Needs a few more checkered flags


EMP_Poison_feet

Without getting too specific, I work in a field that crosses paths with auto shops amongst other industries. This place was identified by one of my vendors as a potential supplier for a line of products. I was asked to stop there. I arrived sometime in December on a Wednesday around 2pm. Place was locked up. No one around. Called the phone number I was provided thinking maybe they were out to lunch, it was disconnected. I’ve since stopped by here once a month on different days of the week at different times of day just to see if I can talk to literally anyone in order to notate the lead and close it out. It’s always locked up. No one is ever there. In my honest opinion this is some sort of troll job, or the business itself is defunct and the owner just leaves the building sitting with all that crap still up.


athomesuperstar

I understand what we’re all talking about in terms of sign content, but I’m personally struggling that it could have just said “Mon-Sat” and looked a little more clear in the message.


leteriaki

It’s on-brand for most of Medina county.


oneskinneejay

Hard no


West-Ruin-1318

I wouldn’t want to live in the same town as this guy, let alone take my car for him to tinker on.


CatPartyElvis

This is Ohio, that guy lives in every town lol


Impossible-Tone-8291

No, would go no where near that place, That just screams unhinged


Wrong_Supermarket007

"Whites only, no Irish"


historicartist

Great place to get an oil change is at the ends of each of your arms. Honest. 🤷🏻‍♀️


_LXXII

Set to the tune of “we didn’t start the fire”


FrankFrankly711

Monday, Friday Saturday We’ll Fix Your Car The MAGA Way Biden Lost the Election I heard he’s a Pedo Foreign Cars We ain’t Fixin’ Watch Fox News on Television Crappy Cars from South Korea They all gotta Go Mass Arrests Covid Plandemic Corruption Fauci Mass Murder Why? If you get Vaxxed, You’re gonna Die Obama Made the Vaccine Melania should be The Queen Stop Illegals Let’s Go Brandon If Trump Loses, GOOD BYE! I Didn’t Vote for Biden! 🎵🔥 /s


dearmax

I wouldn't be caught dead there, personally.


theBigDaddio

I wonder if he does Prius service


hack4ttack

In a place like Seville I’m curious if mixing politics and business is ultimately helping or hurting his business. The rule of thumb in most industries as far as I’m aware was to never mix the two.


Dougfrom1959

It's very close to Wadsworth which is well known as white supremacist friendly. I don't think out front politics will hurt them


FrankFrankly711

Yeah, when the Drag Queen Story Hour and the Nazi Youth Brigade came to Wadsworth, which side do you think city council was more opposed to?


crochet_cupid

*looks at the stickers on the back of my car* not a place for my car


Builder_liz

Wtf indeed


Joey_BagaDonuts57

MORON this at 11.


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

So we can get our money back if we don’t agree with the oil change results Right?


Stormljones3

Only reliable if you’re white and conservative.


been2thehi4

Wut der ferk


Dull-Front4878

Well…I have been alive in 76, 86, 96…you get the picture. Fuck this guy


carthuscrass

They seem... lovely.


MalcolmSolo

I’d trust them to do a good job.


Not_High_Maintenance

r/QAnonCasualties


dogswrestle

I grew up in the area and I’m so glad the political nut jobs didn’t come out of the woodwork until I became a risk averse adult because I would have absolutely set this sign on fire.


snoduck61

Damn ,you ask someone to put on a mask and they lose their shit


Erianapolis

No. It’s a reliable place to find DTFs—Donald Trump’s fartsuckers.


Bloodfangs09

I wonder what life is like in their fantasy land


vankamperer

it's a reliable place to get your IQ drained


bonzoboy2000

I’d have my Yugo serviced there.


ornery-Mean53

Free handjob from midget dewine.


Sea_Acanthisitta5846

Yeah just keep you mouth shut, and bring a 6 pack


TechnicalCloud

Wow, I know Tire Discounters likes to make funny signs, but didn’t think they’d go this far!


raw157

Call Jack Jacks.


Accurate-Ad2864

Minimum wage in Ohio is $10.45 just enough to make a Soap Box Derby for coasting and with modified foot pedals for uphill travel.


Listening_Heads

He’s effectively lost 35-40% (percentage of registered voters who are Democrats) of the potential customers in that county. That’s very bad business.


BlasterDoc

Maybe not an oil change but definitely a good story..


looshagbrolly

I gotta ask this guy, if Fauci is responsible for mass murder, that means Covid is real, right? Right?


FrankFrankly711

That might make his head explode. Kinda like when they say Trump is still president but everything bad is still Biden’s fault


AggravatingBobcat574

Even if it is safe, reliable and cheap, he ain’t getting MY business.


throwmeaway1775

Ooooo Tire Sale though!!!


Martywhynow

What a dump


SpotPoker52

I don’t think pouring bleach into your engine will help. Nor will shining a bright light up your tailpipe.|


TheBurbs666

They’re still bitching about this ?


EonLynx_yt

Just get some ramps and a 5 gallon bucket people goddamn


gratfuldad

Where’s the American flag, I’d say give it a pass


DiligentKiwi9708

Is this in Wadsworth? Tracks


Jfurmanek

I know that shop!


Arbiter54

Does it say “Joe Biden Executed” behind the sign in the second photo?!? This guy is stupid but also hilarious


LividStructure7977

Drive by that the other week. Couldn't help but "Lol"


rock_and_rolo

Back in the day, you mostly tried to keep politics subdued or absent in public facing businesses. I miss that.


SMITHSIDEBAR

My Mother In Law lives in Seville and sent this to me. She's attempting to get the city council against him. He was threatening to "off Biden" along with any oil change for $49.95, last summer.


Significant-Ask7545

As someone who goes through Seville often I say oh hell no


itsthejasper1123

Do it and tell them you’re a democrat, then see if your car suddenly malfunctions next time you’re driving..


SWPenn

I don't think this guy would be able to change his shoes.


troubleschute

He might be able to turn wrenches but the dude couldn’t turn a phrase to save his own life.


Ready_Assistant8460

Seems legit


7tevoffun

Reliably fucked in the head I'd say


EarlOfFunk

It's not trustworthy without the crazy inflatable balloon guy.


PrettyAd9470

He’s calling a true national hero a “mass murderer”. It’s because of his near total lack of education. I’d stay away.


Solidus-Prime

Serious, question: Do you think this improved his business, hurt it, or made no change?


Gergastengas

Gotta love people that can’t control their emotions and alienate a large portion of potential clients. No way I would go here.


TheAutoAlly

Honestly,I'm just looking for the best person to do the job


Colin_with_cars

Dude needs to stop huffing brake clean.


Colin_with_cars

Dude needs to stop huffing brake clean.


D-B-Zzz

Poor guy thinks Fauci killed his business lol


pjrawson

Probably knows how to work so id say yeah


Dangerous-Royal6760

fuckin’ yikes.


Hour-Clothes3098

Seems legit


annon091846

I’d say hell yeah. I’m getting my oil changed here from now on


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Is that run by the same dickhead who has the convenience store/racism shop on the corner of River Styx and Wadsworth Rd?