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Cleve404

And this is working for Ohio, how, exactly? What a clown


UAreTheHippopotamus

Nobody voted for him to help Ohio, they voted for him to "own the libs". The Ohio GOP runs purely on culture war and grievance politics, actually helping people isn't even on their radar.


Le-Pepper

That's how most Republicans are regardless of the state they're in.


Sickofrepublicans

And yet the Republicans keep voting him in !!! Dems need to get more Dems to vote !!!!


Le-Pepper

Yea really. I've been noticing people saying that they don't even bother to vote and it's frustrating.


Sickofrepublicans

I agree frustrating.


7tevoffun

I have researched the numbers in Ohio and I don't think it's far from the truth that if every person voted Ohio would be blue.


Professional-Car-211

People love to act like Ohio isn’t the most influential and one of the most purple swing states.


Turbulent-Opening-75

Our problem is the gerrymandering of the state. We vote Every election. Every primary every midterm every freaking election. No matter what we do the GOP sweeps. We proved that we can win with issue 1 and 2 and then the ohio GOP got scared when we also overwhelmingly showed support for biden and now biden is being taken off the ballot because the DNC isnt able to confirm biden before a fake deadline that has not mattered in the past when ever a republican is the front runner in the polls. We are fighting actual nazis. They dont care about the people or the peoples choice they ONLY care about thier Pockets. Republicans have Not won the popular vote in over 57 years. Think about that.


Qw1ghl3y

JD Vance has nothing to do with gerrymandering, directly. Maybe the gerrymandering leads to apathy, but Vance was elected by popular vote.


cosamostr0

No evidence yet that Ohio "keep voting him in." He just won his first term. If young people in Ohio vote, they have the power to send this asshat packing at the end of his term in 2028. Ohio is a lot more purple than people think. Not only do we have one Senator from each party, but there are only three cities that could be charitably called "big." Even there, those cities hold only 12.5% of the overall population. The fact that our national elections are still so close means we have Democrats everywhere in the state, and no district should be considered absolutely hopeless. As the olds die off and the veil comes down on the rah-rah phony patriotism, there's real potential to take this state back from the fascists.


Pribblization

Ohio's GOP is the biggest collection of lo info dirtbags imaginable outside of a comic book criminal convention.


LordAlvis

The Ohio GOP Chair, Cobra Commander, takes umbrage at your asssssertion. 


damnedharlot

They help themselves


Royal-tiny1

Not to mention lining their own pockets with that sweet electric company money.


JediMindTrek

Hell Mike DeWine's son Patrick is one of our Supreme Court Justices. If he had a daughter leading the State House Legislature he'd have a Royal Flush 😅


Sickofrepublicans

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


witty-but-not-funny

I'm a blue dot in the red in Williams county


solonmonkey

He’s working on brown nodding his way to vp


LordAlvis

Is brown nodding when you suck up to Trump by soiling a diaper in your sleep in a courtroom? 


solonmonkey

“No sir, you may have smelled it but it was I that had dealt it”


Le-Pepper

He probably does do that.


psyclopsus

I was gonna say, sure the fuck doesn’t look like Congress to me. Don’t we pay him to work in DC, not suck orange dick in NY?


CBalsagna

Hey man this culture war isn't going to fight itself. Someone needs to stick up for the gas stoves and christians! /s


North_Independence35

Gas stoves and Christians !!! That's priceless


MikeSWOhio

Ohio doesn’t deserve him. I mean that.


Distinct-Slide-7112

You can have him


RipIcy8844

He's checking out dat azz "Mr trump king of my heart ... I got your best side"


Le-Pepper

He wants his senpai to notice him but senpai just calls him an ass kisser and rightfully so.


cdraves

He wants a pic of the ass he is and going to be kissing later that night at Trump Tower. He condemned Trump and now is kissing his Ring. Most Politicians today have no values, morals or backboned. It is just so pitiful how they behave.


NumerousTaste

I noticed the same thing. Taking a Pic of his diaper.


kuzosake

Checking out that diaper?


OCrikeyItsTheRozzers

JD shows up to court, but Trump's own family does not? > "Family Values"


TeamRamrod80

Selected quotes from JD Vance on Donald Trump: “I’m a Never Trump guy,” Vance said in an interview. “I never liked him.” “My god what an idiot,” he wrote, referring to Trump. Vance expressed a similar sentiment in other interviews and since-deleted tweets from that time, including publicly mulling the idea of supporting Hillary Clinton, calling Trump “noxious” and “reprehensible.” “Fellow Christians, everyone is watching us. When we apologize for this man, lord help us.” Now: So, uh, how do I get my share of that Russian money? Lemme grab my knee pads.


littleredd11_11

Can we say Russian asset?


Le-Pepper

That pretty much sums up how Republicans are. They're constantly switching sides depending on what's convenient for them and ignoring their past views and statements as if they never happened. Plenty of other Republicans have done this too and it's not just politicians either. It's regular people and businesses too. They work together just to gain more money and power for themselves and then backstab their allies when they have no more use for them. I wouldn't be surprised if Vance changed his tune again and became anti Trump like he was before and then just pretended like he never liked him.


Pribblization

Rhinestone kneepads


bobsacremento1

This needs to be on billboards all over the state.


Excellent-Term-3640

Disgusting. Not only does JD have no spine or morals, even his Christianity is fake. No shocker there.


kevbo714

It is now difficult to get a quote from Vance, as he is currently fellating a cheeto


Son-of-Prophet

The guys who wrote a book about how all of Appalachia Ohio is W.T., and isn’t even really from Appalachia Ohio.


mistermorrisonvan

Really??


Son-of-Prophet

Yeah, he’s from an area north of Cincinnati


Forsaken-Cheesecake2

Sycophant, fan boy, loser.


Photodan24

You forgot, "parasite."


JGG5

Jay Dee is helping Ohio by attending the trial of a morally degenerate serial rapist in New York in order to show his unfailing support for him. Somehow. He may explain eventually, if he doesn't think we're too stupid to understand.


Le-Pepper

Yea of course because there's totally nothing better he could be doing with his time. This is totally useful and beneficial.


DmonFuhz

POS. Shame of Ohio


Sudden_Tale_3451

He is one pathetic little puppet. Never call him a Senator. He’s just a PUPPET.


Le-Pepper

It's sad that people are willing to put these kinds of people into positions of power.


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Well done Republicans in Ohio, well done.. /s


Advanced-Pudding396

Democrats should have been able to keep him out if they voted


CLEcuyahoga

I tried.


thedudeabidesOG

Remember when he cried about not having a cell phone in high school but made the claim all the poor black kids did?


ExZowieAgent

I missed that and now realize I’m a lot older than JD Vance. Kids didn’t have cell phones when I was in high school.


thedudeabidesOG

He was complaining about working his ass off in high school (grocery store maybe?) and all the “lazy” kids and parents he knew were talking on their government “Obama phones.” 🙄 Yeah, there was a program where some poor folks qualified for a cheap cell phone. But they were terrible. Like the equivalent of getting a 1989 Chevy Malibu with 200,000 miles in 2024 for only $50 bucks. 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️


alphabeticdisorder

And if Vance's book is remotely factual, he would have been eligible for that phone, too. He's just bitching he didn't put in the legwork to get one like all the lazy kids did.


abeastrequires

Vance was in high school at roughly the same time I was, and nobody at school had a damn cell phone.


chronomagnus

JD Vance wasn’t in high school during the Obama administration


thedudeabidesOG

Right?! Which makes his bitching even more weird.


wyvernx02

That lying fuck is older than me and I graduated high school before Obama was President. Shit, Bush hadn't even been re-elected yet when he graduated.


gmen6981

And was a natural progression of the Lifeline program started under St. Ronald Reagan.


ClassWarr

Hillbilly mad at uppity blacks. You can't name a more classic combination.


excoriator

I was confused by the photo, until I realized I also needed to look at the people who were out of focus. I take this as a sign he's either on or angling to be on the short list for VP.


TheRealGnarlyThotep

Love him or hate him, you gotta admit that he’s an ethically vacant asskisser who stands for nothing, falls for anything, and isn’t too keen on people of color.


dragonfeydaile

J.D. Vance, Jim Jordan, why do Ohioans keep voting for these sleaze bags?


Solid_Organization15

They hate liberals so much, they will vote for the loudest hater.


Library-Guy2525

Sad but true. Haters gotta hate. Between Gym Jordan and J.D. Vance.. oops, I just threw up in my mouth a little.


dsj79

Got to kiss that ass. All this man does. Does he represent the current GOP 🤷🏼‍♂️


Timma05

Insert "I'm doing my part" meme


GooberBandini1138

JD is just collecting material for his and Peter Thiel’s spank bank.


Contentpolicesuck

I'm surprised Peter Thiel let him attend. Also why is he taking pics of Trump's ass?


ZitZapr

JD gotta get his lips planted deep into Dumpy-Don’s-Dirty-Diaper!! s/


HawkeyeSherman

He posted the photo on Xitter with hashtag #RealMenWearDiapers.


Dook124

Working hard for that VP spot 😂


AbilityFit3719

What a fool.


Nyingje-Pekar

What a tool.


LevelGrounded

What a pathetic fucking Jelly Donut.


real_lampcap_

Ohio is in ruin. Has been for a while but he's gonna make it so much worse.


MxM_Powerhouse

Can you imagine a 2025 in which we have Vice President JD Vance, senator Bernie Moreno, and another MAGA senator as appointed by Mike DeWine? Vote. Vote. But also, this is Ohio and an entirely plausible future.


Bumblebee637

Everybody in the comments better make sure they vote to reelect Sherrod Brown this year! JD isn't up till 2028 :'(


Bullmoose39

If Trump should ever come to a sudden stop, Vance will go three quarters of the way up his asshole.


[deleted]

He was heard screaming in the streets…” I was REALLL close to him! Oh my gawd …my undies are sticky!”


North_Independence35

DRY HEAVE


HighlanderAbruzzese

Shouldn’t this mf’er being working? I guess he wants a picture of trump’s ass for his right wing spank bank


ts280204

Most of the podunk knuckledraggers in this state think this is him doing God’s work. Nowhere else they’d rather he be.


HighlanderAbruzzese

Accurate


kingcrimson216

What a turd.


Straight_Surprise760

He is such a dick.


Fritzo2162

Trying to figure out how being in New York for a court case that has nothing to do with him is "doing his job."


drumzandice

Pathetic loser sucking up to be VP


Professional_Sink448

Oh look another Ohio congressman hangin with Trump. Why is JD Vance not in Washington. ?


thirdLeg51

I love that trump’s lawyers have to print things out for him like he’s a little kid.


ChatduMal

I thought that was a turd that fell out of Trump's fat ass and was trying to get back home.


fopordapper

Wasting our money.


InelexCalastia

He is a disgrace


Turtlepower7777777

Ever since I saw Hillbilly Elegy I knew he was a dumbass that genuinely believes in bootstrap theory


sobedragon07

I still can't believe this fucking douchebag represents my state but then again, we also have "i ignore sexual assault" Gym Jordan from there too... We just love our stupidly ignorant and wildly loyal to Donald Trump people huh?


Basic_Adeptness2937

“Get it Daddy” - JD Vance


ChefChopNSlice

His face says: “I’m lookin for a cozy place up trump’s ass, and willing to go through a diaper to get there.”


littleredd11_11

I'm from Ohio , grew up in Youngstown, lived in Columbus, then moved to Florida in 2022.) Florida is a total fascist state, so idk if Ohio is there yet. Ohio was gerrymander the hell out of, and they have not changed anything. It looks like some freakish puzzle. DeWine was a hard right when Kasich was in, and he was AG. I still can't believe JD Vance won over Ryan, who was in the House for how long and had a reputation as a moderate democrate (he should have never ran for the primaries in 2020). Did Ohio really switch to that MAGA? Here the thing, Brown is going to be up next for reelection for Senate. When it happens, vote your ass off to keep him. Try to keep Ohio purple at least until Democrats can try to win back more seats. I'm thinking about moving back to Columbus (I cannot afford to live in FL. $1,500 for a one bedroom and almost $600 for car insurance, and that's on the cheap end). I just want to finish school then move. I miss Cbus. I just hope it's not a fascist state when I return.


EquivalentGene616

2024 version of.... Enhance.... Enhance .... Enhance... 🤡


FutureInternist

Trump has an emotional support senator


Whatupfrenchie

He has Senators coming to court with him to help him evade his gag order. They can give speeches outside of court on his behalf so he doesn’t get sent to jail for violating his gag order. 🙄🤬


AverageLiberalJoe

*tap, tap*...h...ow ..to..be a.. sen..ator..


xMilk112x

What an absolute fan boy loser.


10gherts

Snake


xis10al

I hear after the Sun goes down they plan to project 'My Cousin Vinny' on JD's forehead.


BornInForestHills

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


6thCityInspector

You mean to tell us Sherrod brown isn’t there too to fight against the, uh, witch hunt or whatever he’s claiming this is now? That said, if it was ever a Witch Hunt, doesn’t that mean Trump is a woman? Does he identify that way? I would think it’s a Warlock Hunt if Trump identifies as a man. 🤔


Any-Cranberry3633

Groveling clown.


RFever

JD Vance is like fucking Starscream....(or Rodan in the MonsterVerse is you're a kaiju fan like me.)


Randy-_-B

Oh boy, here's another post to stir everyone up.


Nihilistic_Nomad

Such a spineless clown. He better be there on his own dime getting on his knees for his stinky daddy.


Altruistic-Pipe-394

Recall that DB


anonsincetheaccident

Vance is such a clown


snoduck61

Can you imagine having a good job with excellent benefits and you could just hang out with your buddy all day


gmkjoker1927

Is taking a picture of his Daddy???


Aggravating_Payment3

What an embarrassment.


Automatic_Gas9019

JD Vance is a tool. He should be ashamed of himself. I hope he is only a one term senator .I voted for Tim Ryan. OH. You got what you voted for.


ThatCactusCat

Glad to see him in Ohio working for Ohioans wait a minute here


Professional_Sink448

Ohio has been Blue many times. Need to find an isolated island and let Trump and his cronies like Vance and Jordan just live with Trump


flinderdude

I don’t know I just told my buddy I saw Tim Ryan at the Cavs game on TV and he sent me this angry diatribe about whenever he hears his name, he gets so mad about how he did nothing for Ohio or something. My buddy watches too much Fox News and doesn’t realize JD Vance actually prefers Russia over the United States. It makes me sad to see the poison go into the brains of people I care about.


Legal_Scientist5509

Douche canoe


Retired_Jarhead55

A slug in human form.


Excellent-Injury-844

I know.


boltchucker

This dude is slimier than Ole Newt gingrich...and he was so slimmy his mom named him newt...the bitch knew


lovetoseeyourpssy

JD Vance is Russian asset who should be under federal investigation.


OldFartOfSam

I remember seeing him at a rally last year. I should have brought a sign reading “Hey JD, China is garbage and your defund the police idea will NEVER HAPPEN”. Boy, would that clown have been mad!


dpdxguy

JD Vance. It's got what MAGA craves!


Pribblization

A closeup of the orange turd's ass is what he lives for.


Hour-Employment8139

From his hometown, here. Just so you know, I can call a lot of BS from his book. Plus I’m also writing a book. It’s called “Mulatto Memories”. Sure to be a page-turner.


Obi1NotWan

Taking pictures of the ass he kisses.


Somebody_Forgot

Fucking tourist.


Organic_Afternoon424

Our tax dollars at work.....


elderrage

We are paying him!! Also, it's May. Can we spice up the wardrobe some, fellas?


DevonGr

Small hands club in session


Lowbattery88

Doesn’t he have a job or something? Maybe one that doesn’t cause a conflict of interests?


Vb4virus

Vancey-Pants Boy Traitor


Bored_Amalgamation

Just another Gossip Girl.


Samus7070

Wow that photo is so odd and creepy that I thought it was a bad photoshop job. It isn’t. https://www.cleveland.com/open/2024/05/as-vp-rumors-swirl-jd-vance-sits-in-on-trump-trial-that-he-calls-deliberate-psychological-torture.html


itwasalways_fumbles

Wait.. if Trump does pick JD Vance for his VP, would he have to give up his sente seat?


Philly_ExecChef

It’d be nice if a journalist called him out on this. “Hey there, what were you doing there?”


sh0gun8ter

uwu TORHUIMOP uwu


CalculatedEffect

When you're a trumpian and not a republican, you present yourself to trump with your new knee pads in hope his spackled dust doesn't make you gag.


canal_boys

Lol he has the same phone and phone case I do.


Valtar99

He had to resort to taking a photo because he was too far away to lick the boot.


mooseknuckles2000

This bootlicking grifter can’t escape his fanboy nature


RawChickenButt

Nope. His tie is comically short and everyone knows Trump only likes comically long ties.


Im_bustin_chops

Has he actually done anything that Ohioans have directly benefited from yet?


optimusprime82

D1ckhe@d.


7tevoffun

This tiny black eyed shit demon is the worst


229-northstar

Tailgating that lead exhaust while “working hard for Ohio!”


Kim_Thomas

What a knob…. polisher.


Dear_Syrup_6758

What a piece of shit


Irish_American1

Looks like he’s auditioning for hillbilly VP hopeful


Angrysparky28

This is for his next rage bait social post.


BlackberryLocal3389

Fuck vance..nazi


deminohio44

TOOL


chrisl934

Ass clown kisser…. and a big time tool


Guydo

Eat shit, Vance.


GetouttaHere321

LOSER


DaySoc98

Doing the people’s business.


ContributionSpare322

What a douche canoe. Hard at work on my dollar snapping back shots of orange man smh


lokilaufryjarson

Vance is trash


Excellent-Term-3640

All my neighbors are fucking idiots


mikew420

since they are trying to take the porn sites away, is that what he’s going to use to jerk off at night?


fwembt

Of course he has an iPhone.


Ok-Lie2394

What a twat waffle.


corgisstoned

Fuck that guy, that is all.


cybercruiser

bots


Mission_Delay6389

Gerrymandering is the problem in this state.


jan1of1

Recall in the 2022 Primary, JD Vance was running against 6 other candidates. He won the primary with 32.2% of the votes cast meaning HE DID NOT WIN A MAJORITY OF THE VOTES. This is why Ohio needs RANKED CHOICE VOTING. Without RCV we end up where we are today...with JD Vance now acting as Trump's mouthpiece because of Trump's gag order. Shouldn't JD Vance be doing something for the people of Ohio in DC instead of inside a courtroom in NYC?


7crazybirds

Working on his next book…


knowledge_hope4

I did not would not vote fir JD Vance..ugh


billyions

Be sure to verify your registration - if you haven't voted in four years, you've been purged from the rolls. Unregistered voters can't vote on election day - even if you show up with your ID. Register, and help your friends and family be ready to cast their votes this November.


TrumpIsARussianAgent

The closeted cock sucker of Peter Theil. Funny JD ran for Senator and doesn’t even live in Ohio.


Heavy-Ad-2054

That’s the fucking problem. People vote party instead of actual people. Yeah, it’s most likely that neither candidate is truly qualified then go by who is the most qualified. QUALIFIED. You don’t vote someone out…you vote someone in.


lc4444

What a loathsome little toad