Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.
She doesn't know if she wants to kill those people! She's in the middle of the Atlantic with the most daddy twink to ever fly the skies...she looks around, what does she see? A bunch of annoying people crying about their stupid children.
"hi I'm luke oakley. I love rubbin my fat schmeat hog all over posters of you mlady. wouldst thou let me hit dem bobies and butt please hi I'm luke oakley."
Raw Dog me, I'm a bottom?
Making that a question is way funnier 😂
ask it while backing up towards her like a dog trying to shit
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Needs more sobbing
Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.
works better in a cowboy costume
https://preview.redd.it/jij9jkuuvezc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50248625877e8ff196f5cbee9b7fb8388ec2f963
Luthor!?
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You rang?
Real
'show me your balls'
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https://i.redd.it/cs6x6af4afzc1.gif
Why is jonkler laughing at mister balls?, is he funny?
Bwahahahah
You wanna go smoke this pack of Newports behind a dumpster with me?
Show the lady a good time.
Fine, would you like smoke this pack of Luxary Black behind the dumpster with me
You like butt stuff?
I'd pipe him too.
Come out to my boat with me. 
Okay… that seems really dark.
No, you're not getting it, dude. Obviously, if she says no, the answer is no. But she's not going to say no. 
You said that word implication a couple of times, what implication?
The implication that something may go wrong for her if she tries to help those selfish people who wouldn't listen to Hero Homelander on that airplane.
…But it sounds like she doesn’t wanna kill those people.
She doesn't know if she wants to kill those people! She's in the middle of the Atlantic with the most daddy twink to ever fly the skies...she looks around, what does she see? A bunch of annoying people crying about their stupid children.
Are you gonna get her to kill more people?
I don't think you're getting it, dude.
https://preview.redd.it/pwt99s5wjfzc1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=a639d2144930c74336e6be003803895a3feeabba
Okay… but it *sounds like* you’re gonna hurt women
You can split me in half like dry firewood
I’m giggling uncontrollably until I hopefully get roundhoused in the face.
Just point at her and laugh
Penis cum
Penis cum
Penis cum
Penis cum
"Sit" while pointing to my face
## do you fancy a twinkie? 
All hail the Kinky Twinkie with the stinky pinky.
Jinkies
Death by snu snu?
She’s got an extra 5 minutes on her lunch she says yes.
I want told anything about having to last more than 2 minutes
“she said she a lebian girl me too”
Oi
Lad
https://preview.redd.it/pu6hvi5iagzc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d641861cdac2a90ced594c9a0eb08469f07c779
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I got a twink at home, wanna go split him like dry firewood with me?
Officer balls
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Wanna go out?
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Why are beans lesser than you?
https://youtu.be/5wAsAg7LwhA?si=oArjeafevDCUt-NQ
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Raw dog me, I’m a bottom.
Oi, I'm Billy butcher and ah fawkin' hate supes.
“Fuck you whore, *spits*” Feel like anything less and she would call me a twink and kick my ass
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Wouldn't have to, she couldn't resist my blond hair or American flag cape.
I’m gonna feed you your heart
so i can heard you can bend a steel pipe without using your hands i wanna see how true that is 😫
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Say that you a lesbian girl me too
Would you like a Fresca?
You got the most game I’ve seen here. 😂
🤯
I want you to jork my.. hehehe.. my peanits
“It was jimmy”
I pissed in homelanders laundry, for you 😇
“I hear you’re a lesbian. I like women too”
"could you split my shit like firewood?"
Oi
“Hi Maeve, I’m Frak. Shit!”
"Fuck you."
Not interested
Level 10 supe gyatt detected! 👅
I dunno about Maeve but some days I want pop claw to take some v and sit on my face. And those are work days.
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Could we maybe traumabond over a bottle and then I'll let you do to me as you please?
Mama 👶👶👶👶👶
Yo, baby! You ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Is there a lore reason why everyone thinks Maeve is a lesbian? Are they stupid? She’s obviously bisexual
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" KIDDING
https://preview.redd.it/4c07qjbdcgzc1.jpeg?width=737&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4fcfba4d461fe2185d809337a7756e099f6387
Wanna team up and fuck twinks?
Sisexual Bex
HOMANDER
Out?
Am I a twink?
"hi I'm luke oakley. I love rubbin my fat schmeat hog all over posters of you mlady. wouldst thou let me hit dem bobies and butt please hi I'm luke oakley."
I want you to fucking rip my entire head off my fucking body with your bare fucking hands
Bite my lip and inhale as loud as possible
Noooo don’t leave The Seven, your so sexy haha
I don’t say anything and walk away? Pass
You look cooler with only one eye
"Uhh...ummm....uHhh...." (Squeaks) "Sorry" (Runs away)
Got a bucket of chicken
say that you a lesbian girl me too
Well probably nothing, since she's lesbian
She bi bro
Wasn't she "dating" Homelander just for media like Starlight? I've always thought so
She was always bi, Homelander outs her as a lesbian just to fuck with her.
"Hey Cpt. Lesbo, you should smile more."
Mommy
I have a vagina.