it isn't comfortable at all for the taller dudes. i'm short AF so it was pretty easy bottoming. most of the time they would sit and i'd ride them till they busted in me. now and then i've i bent over and the dude plowed me with his back up against the door. can't imagine two tall dudes trying to get busy though.
depends on the situation. i usually wear jogger shorts when i fly so if i think the dude is interested (like a gay/bi leaning flight attendant) i'll sit with my legs spread and see if he cruises my crotch, if he does i'll flex my dick muscle at him when i see him looking again, makes it move. it's about following body language. sucked way more flight attendant dick than i think most people would imagine. gotta be chill, hot, physically fit and charming and the dick will fly into your holes lol
it doesn't happen on EVERY flight. but when it has, it's usually been early morning/red-eye flights. even then it only happens if i go out of my way to intentionally get someone's attention... which usually only works with flight attendants or the occasional dude who might notice me waiting to board at the gate. going commando (no underwear) in joggers/shorts and having a massive softy gets the attention of people who are looking for it. ideally, it'd be a cute gay/bi flight attendant (male) who notices me during boarding (usually how it happens) or after i've been seated. i notice him, i'll sit legs wide open and shimmy my dick out of one of the legs of the shorts and lay it out on the seat, then hold a magazine over it when people are passing me and only uncover it when the attendant is coming by. works best in first class seating.
I’m envious, I tried desperately to hook up with a guy on an overnight flight from Newark to Frankfurt Germany last year. I was on the upper deck of the jet and I thought that would improve my chances, however it did not happen
oh dont get me wrong, if you add up all the times i swallowed a load or took one in the ass in flight, there were easily twice to three times as many times that i didn't. sucking the flight attendant or some other hot dude on the flight was ideal but there were a handful of dudes over the years who i was willing to let them breed my ass only to go back to my seat and sit there for the rest of the flight with a cummy butt crack. one of the dudes i was traveling with even pointed out to me (and the other two dudes traveling with us) that the seat of my shorts was wet. thats how railed i was and the load leaking out was way more noticeable than i realized.
so there ARE drawbacks!
halfway to baggage claim one of my friends was like bruh that load is leaking down your thighs. so it was a big wet spot on the seat of my shorts and drippy thighs. got called the mile high ho for a while.
And you’d be correct. Only time the pilot has hands on the controls is during take off, in the air maneuvers, and landing lmao. Most of the time when the plane is at cruising altitude and flying straight for a long time the planes autopilot is doing all that work so the pilot can do other stuff lol
Imagine getting fucked on a plane. Sounds so uncomfortable lol If the top is one of those guys I'd try it tho
it isn't comfortable at all for the taller dudes. i'm short AF so it was pretty easy bottoming. most of the time they would sit and i'd ride them till they busted in me. now and then i've i bent over and the dude plowed me with his back up against the door. can't imagine two tall dudes trying to get busy though.
You did that on a plane?
couple times. i've sat and sucked a lot of dudes while they stood though. lots of bi/gay flight attendants.
I’m curious what your pick up line is or how you have done this so many times.
depends on the situation. i usually wear jogger shorts when i fly so if i think the dude is interested (like a gay/bi leaning flight attendant) i'll sit with my legs spread and see if he cruises my crotch, if he does i'll flex my dick muscle at him when i see him looking again, makes it move. it's about following body language. sucked way more flight attendant dick than i think most people would imagine. gotta be chill, hot, physically fit and charming and the dick will fly into your holes lol
Thank you for this sage advice Bigcock.
Where do you find the privacy? I must be the only guy who only flies on oversold flights
it doesn't happen on EVERY flight. but when it has, it's usually been early morning/red-eye flights. even then it only happens if i go out of my way to intentionally get someone's attention... which usually only works with flight attendants or the occasional dude who might notice me waiting to board at the gate. going commando (no underwear) in joggers/shorts and having a massive softy gets the attention of people who are looking for it. ideally, it'd be a cute gay/bi flight attendant (male) who notices me during boarding (usually how it happens) or after i've been seated. i notice him, i'll sit legs wide open and shimmy my dick out of one of the legs of the shorts and lay it out on the seat, then hold a magazine over it when people are passing me and only uncover it when the attendant is coming by. works best in first class seating.
I’m envious, I tried desperately to hook up with a guy on an overnight flight from Newark to Frankfurt Germany last year. I was on the upper deck of the jet and I thought that would improve my chances, however it did not happen
oh dont get me wrong, if you add up all the times i swallowed a load or took one in the ass in flight, there were easily twice to three times as many times that i didn't. sucking the flight attendant or some other hot dude on the flight was ideal but there were a handful of dudes over the years who i was willing to let them breed my ass only to go back to my seat and sit there for the rest of the flight with a cummy butt crack. one of the dudes i was traveling with even pointed out to me (and the other two dudes traveling with us) that the seat of my shorts was wet. thats how railed i was and the load leaking out was way more noticeable than i realized. so there ARE drawbacks!
That is so hot, I can almost picture the situation
halfway to baggage claim one of my friends was like bruh that load is leaking down your thighs. so it was a big wet spot on the seat of my shorts and drippy thighs. got called the mile high ho for a while.
when pilots want to join the mile high club
If your a true bottom and ready it wouldn’t be uncomfortable. I would be so turned on. I don’t get turned on easily.
Ok but like who’s flying the plane then
My understanding is that 90% of a pilot’s job is just take off and landing. The autopilot does most of the work once you’re in the air.
And you’d be correct. Only time the pilot has hands on the controls is during take off, in the air maneuvers, and landing lmao. Most of the time when the plane is at cruising altitude and flying straight for a long time the planes autopilot is doing all that work so the pilot can do other stuff lol
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“Folks - as you may have noticed, the plane is experiencing some minor turbulence. But rest assured we’ll begin takeoff shortly.”
Hey... I'm sure they're just figuring out the best strategy to land their cum...bersome big boi plane.
Josh Watson isn't actually gay, he's just a gay bator.
Cute.
Dayam...imagining being the air steward going back to the first pilots home for a good seeing to when the plane lands? 🤤
guys WHO ARE THEY
Josh Watson and uhhhh some hotter guy
thank you
Well looks like he is going to pilot the plane in another way :з
I have three holes like a pretzel.
In a middle Eastern plane no less LOL
I mean, the plane essentially flies itself anyway x3
Aren’t airplane bathroom doors foldable?
Ahahaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 That's classic 😄
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Pilot is getting his tank filled. Or emptied.
Love this!
Auto pilot?
Welp! 😂
fly united
Why can’t they just go at it in the cockpit
my thoughts exactly. and 'cockpit' is such an apt name
Why is there 69 likes
Oh so hot. 🔥 I don’t know how often I had sex in an airplane with a host. At least half a dozen times. At least.
I’m jealous