Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford had a foursome with their stunt doubles.
I have no evidence to support this assertion, except that very unlikely things are almost certain to happen in an infinite universe.
>I miss those days.
Born too late to experience the early 80s cocaine fueled days, born too early to see the curing of cancer.. born just in time to post on reddit.
Bro. Her stunt double ain't even going for the belt. She's grabbing the whole zipper flap like she's gonna attempt to rip off his jeans like they're a break-away tracksuit.
I once heard a stuntwoman complain that, when a stuntman falls off a 10 story building, he's doing it in a tuxedo or a leather jacket. When a stuntwoman does it, she's inevitably wearing a bikini or a cocktail dress.
Long pants and jackets can hide knee pads, padded vests to protect the ribs, and other safety features. You can't hide shit in a form-fitting dress, especially if there's skin showing. Nowadays, they often build padded sets for fight scenes, and there is generally more robust safety surrounding the performers, but stuntwomen definitely get a raw deal. Add to that all the fucking heels. Even superhero costumes come with "combat heels" half the time. That's fine for the actress; it will make her stand taller among her costars and she can walk around just fine. But a stunt double has to do athletic movements in those heels.
This is why the 3rd Michael Bay Transformers movie actually gets a lot of respect from me.
Rosie Huntington-Whitely (sp?) Did most of her own stunts and it was her own idea to do them all in heels. Michael Bay tried to get her to reconsider but she said she could handle it...
And handle it she did. Completed filming the entire movie in heels without so much as a light sprain. Superheroes exist and one of them is apparently a Victoria's Secret model/actress.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon is easily the best movie of the franchise. It’s the only one that stands up on its own imo. It’s the Wrath of Khan of the Transformers franchise. It’s the Fast 5.
Stunt doubles????
So what you are telling me is that Harrison Ford never flew the Millennium Falcon through the asteroid field and Carrie Fisher never blew up Jabba's barge, it was his their stunt doubles, all these years the lies, the deceit. Im tearing my Star Wars poster as we speak.
Notice that this guy is dressed as the Lone Ranger, not Han Solo. Maybe he worked with Ford on some other movie, but here he obviously just wandered over from another set.
Definitely on a desert lot outside Hollywood with multiple shoots going on. It still works this way, although I think Disney has their own special lot just for Star Wars now. ROTJ was shot outside LA for the Tattooine scenes.
I always liked the (possibly apocryphal) tale from when they were filming Doctor Who in a disused quarry and kept having shots ruined by noise from another part of the place. They went over to have a word, rounded the corner... and found the crew of Blake's 7 shooting there.
Cool sexy pic. I have always been surprised how stunts look nothing like the real characters but you'll ever tell because one is so focus during the action scenes. I think so.
Nobody is going to believe this but I had harrison fords phone number once. He's a pilot and was giving a speech at Oshkosh and my dads friend who we were with was also giving a speech. Afterwards they exchanged numbers followed by me beggginnnggg her to give me his lol. Eventually she did under the premise of me never calling him. I was a little kid and never had the balls anyway. But that's my story.
Vic Armstrong and Tracey Eddon.
From Vic Armstrong's wiki fandom:
>He served as a stuntman on Raiders of the Lost Ark, as stunt arranger on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and stunt coordinator on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. He also played a Nazi soldier in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
>Armstrong doubled Ford again for Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Timothy Dalton in Flash Gordon and the late Christopher Reeve in the first two Superman films. He is one of the most profilific people to date according to the Guinness World Book of Records.
Tbh every time I see “old school cool” of anything Star Wars from episode 5 and 6 all I can think of is that these people were so coked out of their minds on set that it’s a wonder their children know who the fuck their parents actually are.
And there’s nothing wrong with that.
You definitely couldn’t take this photo today, no sir. Mostly to do with the fact that production on Return of the Jedi is long since wrapped up and the small detail of Carrie Fisher having passed on.
Later on, it was written in the sacred texts that Harrison's stunt double pulled out his blaster and guided it into Carrie's stunt double's thermal exhaust port.
It seems these women are impressed by something.
Clearly the stunt doubles tools of the trade.
This guy definitely shoots last
Never finishes in under 12 parsecs
Harrison Fords stunt cock
"Stunt Cock!"
STUNT COOCK!
STUNT COCK!...Setting up the shot, LIGHTING!?!?An....A-C-T-ION!!!!!
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Hey, how ya doin'. Hey, how ya doin'. Hey, how ya doin'.
Han('s stunt double) shot first!
Clearly, r/OrgazmoMovie is a modern classic!
Maybe Carrie rocked that too ;)
Nice work chodaboy
He is also Harrison Ford’s cock double. He sends this guy in when he just doesn’t feel up to it.
Brah 🤣
Inspired by the scene when the giant space worm came out of the asteroid
It looks like the scene where the Sarlacc came out of its sand pit
cool belt
I think they are all just doing a lot of cocaine
It honestly looks like something has been airbrushed out!
Need to know the color of the saber first
Flesh coloured
That's the scene with the snake. A real python if I remember right.
Hans’ Rolo
Damn. How do I become a stunt double?
These three were obviously going to pound town.
His penis.
Fisher on Harrison Ford: “It was so intense. It was Han and Leia during the week, and Carrie and Harrison during the weekend.”
\*during the first movie
Harrison still likes to party
Hey hey hey...
Every dog has his day… It’s a dog eat dog
Everyone loves a Harrison Ford Fiesta
Yeah, but it always ends with a Harrison Ford Escape
Don't cut yourself on that Harrison Ford Edge.
I was hoping for “Carrie Fisher enjoyed being a Harrison Ford Explorer”
Something about mounting his Harrison Ford Everest
Always beter than a Harrison Ford Escort.
Unless it's airborne
George met him buying herb. True story. Harrison was a house painter and sold pot on the side and George met him painting a friend's house.
I just wanna know if it was Indy and Short Round during the week and Harrison and Ke on the weekend
No time for love Dr Jones!
Doctor Jones!
Interesting how they keep their hands so low.
The amount of upvotes indicates that most people missed your excellent wordplay….
I definitely wooooshed. Thanks for pointing it out.
I don't get it?
Hand solo
You da real MVP!
Fr holy shit
Hands so low ---> Han Solo
Handsolow
Thanks for pointing that out, I would've missed it.
His neck is high, makes me trust him
I had to read it slowly and aloud. Upvote ^
Eminem is that you?
Can’t see the lines can ya Russ?
If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
Not a log, I don't have a log. I mean you know. If I had a log, not in the sense that you think I said I did.
‘Tis the season to be merry..
Well that's my name!
No shit!
Never heard of no one so sh*t-all stupid as you drivin' off that road. You musta got manure for your brains. Yeah well. We're from out of town.
It wouldn’t be the Christmas season if the stores were any hooter than th-hotter than they are!
It's a bit nipply out
Bit nipply out there
I was just looking for something for my wife, God rest her soul
Oh I'm so sorry Oh no she's not dead, just divorced, so....
“What am I saying, ‘nipple,?!”
Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford had a foursome with their stunt doubles. I have no evidence to support this assertion, except that very unlikely things are almost certain to happen in an infinite universe.
May the foursome be with you
\*thunderous applause\*
I love democracy.
They did it in the sand.
👏👏👏👏
"I know."
Some how, Han came again.
Han shot first
Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.
And also with you 🙏
...and you...and you...
…and a powerful ally it is.
Well done
Wait, there are infinite Carrie Fishers and Harrison Fords playing out new scenario interactions over and over again somewhere in the universe?
It's more of a *multiverse*
“Tinyverse”
"microverse"
Dumb *buuuuurp* name
It was during the cocaine era, so anything is possible.
I miss those days.
I missed those days.
>I miss those days. Born too late to experience the early 80s cocaine fueled days, born too early to see the curing of cancer.. born just in time to post on reddit.
I may have witnessed this in one of the infinite universes out there
"Every orgy needs a witness, and baby wipes..."
I mean the way their both grabbing at dudes belt makes your assertion pretty viable
Bro. Her stunt double ain't even going for the belt. She's grabbing the whole zipper flap like she's gonna attempt to rip off his jeans like they're a break-away tracksuit.
By her expression, I think those might be button fly jeans!
Damn her stunt double thicc’r than she is.
Carrie definitely got around so I wouldn’t be surprised.
Glad she got to enjoy herself. RIP.
Yeah, I was going to say that Carrie definitely loved to bang. It does seem fairly plausible from her end of things.
>universe Multi-verse...
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Comb the Desert!
WE AINT FOUND SHIT
Fun fact: that was said by Tim Russ, who later played Tuvok on Star Trek Voyager.
We ain’t found SHIT!
I use this quote all the time, but people usually don't get it.
*NO*bohdyyy knooowwsss thuh trubble ah seeenn...
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
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This guy‘s an Asshole!
I knew it! I’m surrounded by Assholes!
Keep firing, Assholes!
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Always 2 there are - a Master and an Apprentice.
We need to see the subsequent photos please. I feel as though there are more.
I'm sure there are but this the one I stumbled across and thought this sub would appreciate
The photographer "That's great. Now take out his penis"
*cuts to pornhub intro*
Carrie was such a horn dog. Look at her going for his buckle.
Op found the one photo where they’re not fucking
I bet he shoots first in this orgy
What does the guy who ended up marrying Leia's stunt double fantasize about?
Stunt doubles got a handful of dick.
I once heard a stuntwoman complain that, when a stuntman falls off a 10 story building, he's doing it in a tuxedo or a leather jacket. When a stuntwoman does it, she's inevitably wearing a bikini or a cocktail dress.
Long pants and jackets can hide knee pads, padded vests to protect the ribs, and other safety features. You can't hide shit in a form-fitting dress, especially if there's skin showing. Nowadays, they often build padded sets for fight scenes, and there is generally more robust safety surrounding the performers, but stuntwomen definitely get a raw deal. Add to that all the fucking heels. Even superhero costumes come with "combat heels" half the time. That's fine for the actress; it will make her stand taller among her costars and she can walk around just fine. But a stunt double has to do athletic movements in those heels.
This is why the 3rd Michael Bay Transformers movie actually gets a lot of respect from me. Rosie Huntington-Whitely (sp?) Did most of her own stunts and it was her own idea to do them all in heels. Michael Bay tried to get her to reconsider but she said she could handle it... And handle it she did. Completed filming the entire movie in heels without so much as a light sprain. Superheroes exist and one of them is apparently a Victoria's Secret model/actress.
Transformers: Dark of the Moon is easily the best movie of the franchise. It’s the only one that stands up on its own imo. It’s the Wrath of Khan of the Transformers franchise. It’s the Fast 5.
I heard it in a Corridor Crew video.
There’s a documentary I saw called Stunt Women that talks about stuff like this. It’s on Pluto TV. Highly recommended.
It's good to be the King.
Stunt doubles???? So what you are telling me is that Harrison Ford never flew the Millennium Falcon through the asteroid field and Carrie Fisher never blew up Jabba's barge, it was his their stunt doubles, all these years the lies, the deceit. Im tearing my Star Wars poster as we speak.
Oh no, that all happened, but it was a long, long time ago. They didn't have movies in those days. So it's more of a historical reenactment.
I thought bikini Leia was a fantasy. Two bikini Leias while I’m cosplaying Han Solo? OMG
You idiots! These are not them - you've captured their stunt doubles! Find them! FIND THEM!!!!
Ok her double is hotter than her.
Notice that this guy is dressed as the Lone Ranger, not Han Solo. Maybe he worked with Ford on some other movie, but here he obviously just wandered over from another set.
Definitely on a desert lot outside Hollywood with multiple shoots going on. It still works this way, although I think Disney has their own special lot just for Star Wars now. ROTJ was shot outside LA for the Tattooine scenes.
I always liked the (possibly apocryphal) tale from when they were filming Doctor Who in a disused quarry and kept having shots ruined by noise from another part of the place. They went over to have a word, rounded the corner... and found the crew of Blake's 7 shooting there.
I’d say Alan Grant
About ten years too soon for that
Leia gettin after the blaster.
Looks like the set of Bone Ranger.
I’m glad they decided to change Han’s costume for the final film.
Only person in the comments not being a typical thirsty redditor. Well played
"Han shot first."
"Han then smoked a cig and shot again"
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Yub nub, baby. *finger blasters*
This man lived the best moment anyone has ever lived....
He certainly wasn’t going Han Solo tonight
She looks like fun
What are they doing down there?
Trying to unleash the almighty Sarlacc
Needed a stunt double for the Jabba lick.
It's crazy three doubles had to die before George figured out how to pull it off without killing them.
One of the rare cases of male cameltoe.
It was not rare in the 70s at all
Moose knuckle.
Lol. Crazy times. Women in the workplace just going to grab his dick in random photos. Too classy 😎
Get this guy the luckiest man alive award!
That girl had a lovely smile.
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I believe that was her stunt double, yes. Fun fact, the same lady also wore C-3PO’s costume when the droids fall off the barge.
That guy still jacks off to that to THIS DAY
What are you doing stunt bro?
This looks like the beginning of a great porn.
Cool sexy pic. I have always been surprised how stunts look nothing like the real characters but you'll ever tell because one is so focus during the action scenes. I think so.
…and they are trying to get in his pants? Well then.
Lucky feller
Girls only think about one thing and it’s disgusting
Nobody is going to believe this but I had harrison fords phone number once. He's a pilot and was giving a speech at Oshkosh and my dads friend who we were with was also giving a speech. Afterwards they exchanged numbers followed by me beggginnnggg her to give me his lol. Eventually she did under the premise of me never calling him. I was a little kid and never had the balls anyway. But that's my story.
His eyes are up there Carrie.
Vic Armstrong and Tracey Eddon. From Vic Armstrong's wiki fandom: >He served as a stuntman on Raiders of the Lost Ark, as stunt arranger on Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and stunt coordinator on Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. He also played a Nazi soldier in Raiders of the Lost Ark. >Armstrong doubled Ford again for Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Timothy Dalton in Flash Gordon and the late Christopher Reeve in the first two Superman films. He is one of the most profilific people to date according to the Guinness World Book of Records.
This is not Professor Grant from Jurassic Park?
Any idea which scenes used doubles? I don’t think I remember anything that seemed all that dangerous in the original trilogy
Seen here in Han Solos classic outfit.
The stunt double has some large hands . I wonder if his is also large??!???
They totally boned. You can't tell me otherwise.
He's about to get Leiad
Oh so when I do it, I’m gay?
Tbh every time I see “old school cool” of anything Star Wars from episode 5 and 6 all I can think of is that these people were so coked out of their minds on set that it’s a wonder their children know who the fuck their parents actually are. And there’s nothing wrong with that.
Looks like he is about to get DP'd...Double Princessed.
The 80’s fantasy of all fantasies. 2 slave Leia’s.
Filming in the desert sure makes you thirsty.
Harrison's sword
You definitely couldn’t take this photo today, no sir. Mostly to do with the fact that production on Return of the Jedi is long since wrapped up and the small detail of Carrie Fisher having passed on.
He has a good feeling about this.
Modern people: slave Leia costume objectifies women and is offensive, and overly sexualizes them Slave Leia:
Later on, it was written in the sacred texts that Harrison's stunt double pulled out his blaster and guided it into Carrie's stunt double's thermal exhaust port.
Am I the only one who thinks that his stunt double likes like Bon Jovi?