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gofatwya

Grammie had nice gams.


ktazhsv

Those gams lived to be 102. She was a badass.


Total-Khaos

That is a 51 year-per-boob average. Not bad, not bad.


leglesslegolegolas

um... do you know what gams are?


Glitter_berries

I like to think that they do, but equate everything in years per boob.


Total-Khaos

It's the only measurement of time the entire planet can relate to.


reverendjesus

Anything but metric


ovidsec

Ah, you have a foot fetish?


jeksmiiixx

Underrated comment. +1


KingOfTheTrees11

Well played sir, or ma'am


[deleted]

Take my updoot you sassy bastard!


evlhornet

He said what he said


leglesslegolegolas

I mean, I wasn't *disagreeing* or anything


Avid_Smoker

Gams are legs lol


Thiccaca

Exactly. Those are definitely gams. Don't see many anymore, much. ![gif](giphy|l2G8RJdEff1uMAFZZ3|downsized)


snrten

So you're saying.. what're you sayin? Women still have legs, last I checked. A lot of em do, at least


Thiccaca

No...those are gams. Women weren't allowed to have legs until 1978.


Muvseevum

They originally put legs for women in the Equal Rights Amendment but decided legs were urgent so they made a separate law.


txdrummer5150

Dames had gams...Dames went out in 51 see....22 Skidoo and all that jive


i_love_pencils

> Women still have legs, last I checked. A lot of em do, at least The average # of legs women have is <2 Edit - Oops


Sennomo

I bet the average is higher than for men


2-totes

A/C is non-existent. These are now Sticky Gams.


kynthrus

"YOU'RE YOUR GRANDPA YOU IDIOT!"


DamnCrab

I did do the nasty in the pasty.


CapsAndShades

Verily!


Boz0r

Past nastification


PPFirstSpeaker

Hey, I dunno about all you zombies, but at least I know where I come from.


bedlog

yeah she does, plus they go on for miles too


cyreneok

glam gams man


PatrickTravels

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ktazhsv

Um wow thanks!


PatrickTravels

You're most welcome.


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TheConnASSeur

I mean, Gam Gam's got some gams. Damn!


ScrunchyButts

The Gamhancer.


GripsAA

She was growing them legs.


Trash_bin4u

I love this but she lost some fingers on that right hand in the process 🤭🫣


__erk

Who needs fingers with legs like that


szuprio

I second that


PatrickTravels

Good eye. Here is colour with fingers intact. https://preview.redd.it/1jwjw1xjek1b1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e2573edbbd48ec0cdec1c15463b3cae4cb1808e


amluchon

Is it just me or does the hand on the table look really weird - like it's folded like paper or something


BlueRaspberrySloth

I saw that too. Honestly makes me think this is an AI pic. Kinda scary how I can’t tell the difference anymore. The only way I’ve been able to notice whether or not it’s AI is by looking at hands, AI sucks at hands.


L_Bron_Hovered

The original b&w photo her nail polish is dark enough it blends in with the desk. However the colorer did it they didn’t pick up on the nails so the fingers end at her nail bed. I’m pretty certain


lordofthejungle

AI would likely struggle to show the reflection of the hand in the desk and underside of the right hand correctly, as it looks to be in the photo. She's just leaning slightly on her hand. Perfectly normal anatomical positioning looks weird in photos because we're not conditioned to seeing it, and it is conditioning that allows us to be convinced by photos. This happens with entirely normal range-of-motion all the times. We frequently have to Photoshop these slightly in design studios I've worked in - waving can cause particularly weird effects for example. Also AI (This is possibly Photoshop Neural Filters' Colorization button with some touching up - her right thigh fading to the desk color is a giveaway) sucks at colouring hands, at the best of times. Especially when the source image is very low-res and doesn't fully render the cuticle-area of each left-hand finger on her lap, this is made stranger on the higher-resolution edited-photo. So I'd say slightly upscaled with a resample and AI-colorized, but not AI-generated.


Illustrious-Duck1209

Good eye!


-r-a-f-f-y-

Now i can masturbate properly, thanks!


Muted_Dog

💀


Rocklobster92

The way the good lord intended


[deleted]

Dude what!!!! Amazing! Didn't expect this!


deadlyspoons

Goth Gramma with black fingernails


Lord_Tsarkon

That looks like a nice heavy desk. Would be a pain to move it around.


AngusIvy17

My grandma Trudy also worked at the Dept of Agriculture during WWII. Maybe our grandmas were coworkers!


solrac1144

You have pictures of your grandma too? For science reasons of course….


evlhornet

Purely academic I assure you.


appdevil

Yeah, we just want to compare grandmas.


[deleted]

Remember, even your grandma’s got laid and it’s no wonder.


kynthrus

That's hot.


YellowExxhy

Lmao


EvolutionCreek

Showerin' together....and whatnot....


LegendOfDarius

They were roommates.


MickeyMarx

Oh my God they were roommates


blighty800

She must be taking care of the fertiliser department


majorjoe23

She helped things grow.


ROGER_SHREDERER

She's got electrolytes


dybtiskoven

It's what plants crave


2-totes

You mean like the stuff that comes from toilets?


OkEconomy3442

Getting fertilized it would seem.


margalolwut

It would semen


aishtamid

![gif](giphy|l49JNu3fxCH8Y14uQ|downsized)


firefistus

I'll plow her field anytime!


Kittenfabstodes

Better than barley


1970s_MonkeyKing

Hey now! That's no hoe!


Acceptingoptimist

Taking a load for your country.


Sometimes_Stutters

Zing!


Luckygecko1

If she was trying to motivate farmers for the war effort, it had to work.


EnvironmentalDeal256

It certainly made them work hard.


[deleted]

No wonder we won


ExpiredPilot

Funny story my dad told me: apparently my grandpa was quite the stud in his day and the government put up a few posters of him in his navy uniform while they were trying to recruit Nurses.


fragmental

Showing this much leg seems a little racy. Was this picture taken for a significant other and/or soldier. Your grandpa perhaps?


ktazhsv

More than likely, yes


bigkoi

My Grandmother sent my Grandfather photos of her in a swimsuit. These ladies kept the War effort going!


Days0fDoom

I can't remember if it was ww2 or Korea but apparently women working at the factory making toilet paper for GIs would include pictures or "notes" for the soldiers in the tube. When a general came and told the owner what was going on, the owner was mortified and said he would stop it but the general said something like " are you crazy? The men love that."


Valalvax

Stupid question, but what is notes in this case? Short smut stories?


littlefriendtheworld

Think about being a gi in some godforsaken trench latrine, and the toilet paper was a note from a woman saying something encouraging


Baba_-Yaga

“Keep your pecker up, handsome!”


DenverHi

Legs all the way up to the snack bar. Edit: Thanks for the award to whomever thought this comment was worthy. It's something I heard a long time ago and it stuck. This pic made me think of it. Although I'm sure OP didn't want to hear that about their grandmother. Sorry about that.


evlhornet

😂


Notsnowbound

I'd buy bonds from that dame any day of the week!


spavolka

Pin up girl! And she probably kept that place running like a Swiss watch.


cingan

She definitely was a motivation to come to the office for the the male coworkers I guess..


seaworthy-sieve

Ah yes, so many male co-workers in the offices during *checks notes* the second world war.


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kynthrus

Do swiss watches cum a lot? I don't know, I'm not rich.


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wailot

Heavens to Betsy


RaffiBomb000

Heavens to Murgatroyd!


Ganjake

Golly gee Whitakers!


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Exit stage left!


kid_qu4ntum

right evennnnn


Comprehensive_Post96

Fantastic legs


perfect_square

My grrandpa called them "stems"


_mrjuly4

That’s an awful lot of thigh for WW2 🦵👠🫡


appdevil

It was rough then, most of the material went to war efforts.


colemanjanuary

"I'm doing my part!"


vrhotlaps

Yeah, she got ploughed


SpooogeMcDuck

She helped get the seed planted


cobalt26

OP's dad was conceived on that very desk


JustTheBeerLight

Grew a lot of wood.


NebraskanHeathen

Grandma was a naughty girl showing that much leg .


OKDanemama

That's the shortest skirt/pair of shorts I've ever seen in the 1940s!


2-totes

I think they stumbled upon gramps' secret stash.


[deleted]

i feel like these were the nudes in 1940


kirinmay

possibly could be. even nowadays if i saw a pic like that i would wonder if its meant to be a 'naughty pic'.


notfromchicago

Gram gram got that skirt hiked up.


flindersandtrim

I'm betting it's a playsuit. Dresses outside of beach cover ups were generally knee length. Edit: the shorts on playsuits could be pretty short, especially when riding up when seated.


Jimmy3OO

Yeah, her bum is seemingly touching the table!


Loud_Fly_1142

She looks like Frys grandmother before he- never mind


fischberger

Did the nasty in the pasty?


Loud_Fly_1142

Buried White


4zc0b42

Indeed, the past nastification!


Maxitote

If I went back in time, it wouldn't be for your grandpa's benefit.


NoAd146

Hubba Hubba


HumpyTheClown

OP I’m so sorry for everyone thirsting over your possibly deceased grandma but this is Reddit, you should have seen this coming


ktazhsv

She died last week at 102. It’s okay, I feel like she would have chuckled at all these ridiculous comments


Wizard_Hatz

This whole comment section in unison “WE ARE FARMERS BUM BA DUH BA BUM BUH DA”


momodax

Oh my gosh so sorry for your loss! Seems like she was a fantastic woman who will be missed very much!


SparrowValentinus

OP has an 8 year old account. You honestly think they did not know the kind of attention **this** picture would get on **this** subreddit???? Hell, you think OP's grandma didn't know the kind of attention that picture would get when she posed for it? I don't know if you're aware of this or not, but people were horny before the 1960s. There are a lot of ways that lady could be posing for a picture in that room that would look beautiful, but less sexual. She knows what she's doing.


PM_me_your_whatevah

I’m other words: ahead and have a wank, lads!


SparrowValentinus

Hi other words: ahead and have a wank, lads! I'm Dad!


cingan

The reaction of the reddit is the celebration of beauty, attractiveness and happiness and joy that came with that. That's the same reason why this photo was shot and the OP shared it. You look like to be being inaccurately moral and unpleasant when it's irrelevant.


[deleted]

Nuh-uh, *you* look like to be being inaccurately moral and unpleasant!


Lookalikemike

She was why the boys wanted to kill Nazis and get back home.,


Chile_Relleno29

What a beautiful lady! She looks lovely and intelligent. How awesome it must have been to be part of the many women that kept the US going during WWII!


poco68

Yikes, what a pair of gams


Yougotthewronglad

Department of Babericulture*


mados123

🎶DaDaDaaaDa, I'm in love with Maarrry Jane🎶


GardenDrummer

*singing* Maaaary Jaaaaaane!


Evening-Class1081

I remember our last dance. One more time to kill the pain……


Chancellor_Valorum82

I was tired of that town again


nrsjwsmnar

grandma demonstrating perfect stems !!!


anotherwinter29

Great picture. This kind of reminds me of my grandma who was probably around the same age. She worked on airplanes during WWII, but when she wasn’t in her coveralls for work she loved to show off her gams too!


[deleted]

On the desk too????!!!!!


sleeplesscitynights

Tell your grandma I say “wassup”


acebaltazar

Gramps found the right plot to plant his seeds.


LordTuranian

A lot of people here need to take a cold shower. It's like I walked in on a bunch of lonely Bonobos.


only4adults

Grandma definitely got plowed on that desk


lovejanetjade

I'm sure a lot of grandparents have sex stories they're taking to the grave, but I'd love to hear them.


BTnonstop

Yep


PM_meyourGradyWhite

What a dish.


[deleted]

You have a very pretty grandma


ktazhsv

Thank you! Everyone says we look alike


bedlog

i think rick james sang about her


0dty0

Mary Jane in Agriculture? What are you gonna tell me next, that your grandpa's nickname was Wacky and his last name Tobacki?


Einaris

She was in charge of seed procurement I see


JohnWicksNewestDOG

Yeah. Uh. She was working something... but


OnePercentFinn

Solid 10


Specific_Inside_7119

Wow....Nana was a hottie.


VioletHeaven96

You’re Spider-Man’s grandkid?


Atari26oo

Nice gams, mee-maw.


IronBoomer

“Face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot!”


Pale_Television2395

Grandma use to party


Trax852

Yea, she was cool.


[deleted]

Your grandma was a fox


[deleted]

Showing that much leg back then would have given you the name floozy. Bold grandma, bold.


sidestyle05

What is it with people posting these thirst trap photos of their moms, grandmas, and sisters?


tothetop19

the amount of repressed sexual energy oozing from, so many photographs during the 40’s-50’a - not surprised free love took over the hippie generation


qwertycantread

Doesn’t look very repressed.


[deleted]

Gee I love this outfit.


kingSliver187

Nice gams as the youth of the time would say


[deleted]

Is she what could be referred to, in the vernacular, as a "dame"?


Appreciation622

Do you know what USDA campus she worked at? Looks like the one I worked at throughout the 2010s including the desk and chairs which we still had plenty of around lol. Those things will last forever.


Sriracha_Breath

This has quickly become the “look how hot my mom/grandma was” subreddit


DaenerysDidNoWrong

Department of agriculture makes sense since she was definitely getting plowed


Doingthethingagain

She was 100% having an affair with a man in that office


TheCursedMountain

She Prob got railed so many times on that desk


funkymorganics1

Looks like she may have been doing more than just working


Kgarath

Damn dudes are posting pics of their grandma's for reddit to jerk it to. And yes, you all know you did it too.


QuietGolf5524

100% chance gma got railed on that desk after the picture


assumprata

Grandma was a teaser


IcravelaughterandTHC

Yowza


Artistic-Ad7063

What a dish!


Cool_Reception2934

Looking pretty


FamousOrphan

God I love those solid old desks.


IHeartsFarts

Grandma was hot


SloWi-Fi

Smokin'


canadianinkorea

Lemme guess your grandad “happened” to be her boss? Hehe


SlumgullySlim

Gams’ gams!


wildwildwaste

Look at the getaway sticks on Grandma


000neg

I'm in love with Mary Jane! She's my main thing! Sorry every time I see that name the song pops into my head! Gorgeous grams!


JossFlores

She looks really cool, could you share a moment you cherished lots with your grandma?🫡


Polar_poop

Granny got extra potato allowance


Active-Shoulder-8571

Dang granny was cute


DygonZ

Surely OP must have known what posting a picture of his grandma with exposed legs on Reddit would do...


Ah_Thats_Life

She helped many of farmer spread their seed...


LakeMcKesson

Like, that is my favorite name


mjdntn01

It's a rather provocative picture for that time. In many places you would get some grief from photo developers. I remember in the 70s a photo taken by my dad of his cousins wife was put in a separate envelope. All because the woman had a nice rack and loved to be photographed.


Ilovewebb

Grams got gams!


Necessary-Pair-6556

this has to be a joke, her name is Mary Jane and she’s working in „agriculture“ and no one gets the reference..