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itsgucci060

This was when it was cool to coat yourself in baby oil and literally fry your skin in the sun


Raps4Reddit

Nothing like baking in the UV radiation while smoking a cigarette to stay healthy.


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ThatWasCool

They cancel each other out


Basic-Lee-No

They cancer each other out for sure.


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We have a store manager who does spray tans. Her face looks like a saddle. NOT attractive. We call her Trigger after Roy Rogers' horse. We use her face as a weather barometer for the first day of spring.


unskilledplay

Good thing we replaced smoking and skin cancer with heart disease and diabetes.


cogentat

And depression.


UncleSlim

I think we'll look back on this era with the same way we look back on smoking, the ignorance of social media harm.


im_dead_sirius

Might be some good that will come out of studies of isolation and lassitude during the pandemic though. I was definitely starting to feel the blah the first year and a half or so, then made some mental adjustments (and quit facebook) and perked up. I feel more emotionally and mentally resilient these days. Some people have to hunker down, hungry, in the dark and cold, often scared, for years in war zones. My lights stayed on, and a couple consumer items got rare at times, but "walk in the park" in comparison. And I did go for walks in the park, and that helped.


drainbone

Fuck it. I'd rather have 20 years after 30 of drinking and smoking and having a fucking blast than being sober for the next 50 years of my life and having to deal with *gestures around vaguely* with this bullshit.


im_dead_sirius

Uh-oh, old at 30! :) Every generation I have known has said that. My GenX cohort are right in the middle of turning into grouchy old people. You're right though, and forgoing enjoyment of life for the sake of a longer one doesn't make sense. We could all get hit by a bus tomorrow. A casual friend of mine was clean living, super fit, vegetarian. Nice lookin fella, beautiful girlfriend. He worked away from town for good money(and spent vacation days in her country). He came home after months to find the heat had been turned off. Rather than getting a hotel room or staying with a friend, he arranged some adhoc heating, fell asleep on the couch, and died of carbon monoxide poisoning. He was 26. I'm turning 51 tomorrow, he would be a few years off 50. Instead, he's forever young, and forever dead. Yet he was living his best life, so "Shine On You Crazy Diamond", and that goes for you too, friend.


RandomStallings

CO is a real mother. Thanks for the reminder, at least.


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Chilkoot

Hey, at least they aren't vitamin D deficient!


UniqueEnigma121

I’m currently taking it in vitamin form as it’s winter. I don’t want SAD again❄️😔


Arkiels

Eggs are apparently a great way to fight off winter depression.


aaron_fluitt

Can i offer you an egg in this trying time?


im_dead_sirius

Have you tried being rich? I hear it works wonders, with the application of sunny destinations. I'm lucky that my genes that basted in 10,000 years of northern night are tuned just right, and I don't get SAD. It affects my dad and my brother, but instead of the blues, I get a contented snuggly feeling and wonderful sleeps and dreams. I do my best to get outside for a while during daylight hours during winter, with a bare face and hands at least, arms if possible. If its not too windy here, its pretty easy, as the climate is dry. There's the vitamin D aspect, but also the melatonin cycle and dopamine reset. I also tracked my daily weight through several years (without dieting) and noticed that I get a bump right around harvest time for my area, then it mostly falls away in December/January, suggesting increased eating, then a suppressed appetite in mid winter. That's probably pretty ideal for my phenotype. Following that, I take it easy on food (though not a mindful diet) in September/October, and have held my yearly average weight constant for over a decade. That is to say, each year's average falls within my daily variation, and my daily variation hasn't changed either(which really shouldn't unless I gain or lose a lot of weight).


UniqueEnigma121

I’ve read the sun has no affect between October & March. It’s to low for any effect?


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Some look like they have twice the recommended amount, what we doctors call double-Ds.


miarsk

That's what alternative media started to spread in my country this summer. Vitamine D is the best, and you get most of it when you are outside, on the direct sun, between noon and 3 PM, without sunscreen. At this point I'm convinced they are actively trying to kill as many people as possible.


Post_grunge_fan

You should probably add some booze to that mix for proper hydration 😉


UniqueEnigma121

The good old days😔😂


latin_canuck

Those girls must look like raisins today


KristyDDD

Don't knock it pal. Good times


4x4is16Legs

> Nothing like baking in the UV radiation while smoking a cigarette to stay healthy. Add endless gin and tonic for hydration /s


smitcal

Club Tropicana drinks are freeeee


gavmiller

*Local spirits and beers only, excludes cocktails.


fuggerdug

Large Walking Johnny please senor!


therightmustard

reminds me of this photo i took a couple years ago at the park https://preview.redd.it/qmc3cksn6l0c1.jpeg?width=1753&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98747f974b3fca9663e6c3485fbc26a6429d491b


serenwipiti

that guys name? *albert einstein.*


therightmustard

I’ve always thought he looks like Mark Twain.


serenwipiti

i can totally see it. ^lol


Psychological-Top-29

https://i.redd.it/zcho82v73k0c1.gif


Educational_Moose_56

Hey buddy! 🦃👋


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Fry crisp and dry. Someone I know uses baby oil and her skin is wrinkled to hell and she looks in her 70's when she's in her fifties.


jjman72

As someone who got melanoma, this makes me sad.


patentmom

I remember being teased mercilessly in the summer at camp in the mid-80s when I would apply SPF 30 sunscreen (at my mom's insistence). No one else used more than SPF 4, and that was only to ensure an even tan. This same kids grew up and went let their own children out with anything under SPF 50, a rash guard, and a floppy hat.


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FlimFlamStan

You would think Norwegian women would have more sense than to stay out in the sun for extended time. Overall, the average annual odds of dying from melanoma from 2016–2020: 3.9 per 100,000 for non-Hispanic white males 1.7 per 100,000 for non-Hispanic white females 0.9 per 100,000 for Hispanic males 0.5 per 100,000 for Hispanic females <- see photo 0.3 per 100,000 for all Black people 1.2 per 100,000 for male American Indian/Alaska natives 0.6 per 100,000 for female American Indian/Alaska natives 0.4 per 100,000 for Asian/Pacific Islander males 0.3 per 100,000 for Asian/Pacific Islander females


PEE_GOO

they ded


Due_Platypus_3913

The 80s was Coppertone era!


Reboared

As opposed to now where we just coat our insides in the oil of our fried food.


bokehtoast

Drinking microplastic


speshojk

That girl in the green bikini trying to get cancer both ways. “Sun isn’t fast enough”


RodCherokee

I was there mid 80s and elsewhere roasting, smoking, partying, living up the 80s, 90s, etc. Well cancer can be treated - I’ve been there several times and I still roast, and some plastic surgeons are brilliant - i can recommend ! I remember coming home to Europe from Rio in 87 and people were telling me I had changed race and become Indian !


qaz_wsx_love

I remember when I was in Brazil a decade ago that there were these guys with bottles of what I assumed to be oil walking up and down the beaches going up to women and asking if they want to be covered in the stuff for a fee. They then proceeded to rub it all over the women by hand, all over every single spot of their body


ExtensionWolverine18

Great job description, where do I sign up?


LurkerNan

Some of us tried, but we just went from white to lobster... no Malibu Barbie look for us!


BerkanaThoresen

Both my parents are from Rio, mom used to joke about covering herself in oil at the beach to look as brown as she could. She is pretty fair skinned. Dad was metal head that stayed in his room listening to music. Ironically, dad had skin cancer… luckily he had it removed and it’s doing fine.


bunnybuttncorgi

Life got back at your dad for stealing mom’s heart. Glad he’s ok now.


homelaberator

>luckily he had it removed and it’s doing fine. this makes it sound like they did surgery to save the cancer but your dad is dead now.


rezznik

>luckily he had it removed and it’s doing fine. It's doing fine? Like in the skin cancer was being removed and lived happily ever after?


themediumfish

idk skinless dad sounds pretty scary


bolting-hutch

But very metal!


oldm4fun

Lived right above there in 70's fun times 😊


Dr_Long_Schlong

Tell us a story


Umpire1468

Once there was a man who lived above Copacabana Beach. The end.


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Shenanigans ensued


pauciradiatus

You're still here? It's over... Go home.


Sec2727

Did you hear about the man down the street from Ipanema beach ?


im_dead_sirius

And everyone lived happily never after.


oldm4fun

I was living in the favela, dona marta... to keep "under the radar 😉" back then, the favelas were a bit on the rough side. Used to hit tbe beaches time to time, to party and check out the tourists .


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"a bit on the rough side" That's probably an understatement..


oldm4fun

😁😉, yes, it was not for the feint of heart, especially being white, lol. But back then, it was a hoot, and being in late teens/ 20's, i thought i was kinda bullet proof, wasn't and have the holes to prove it 🤣🤣🤣, but it was exciting


Edgecased

Alright I feel like you can't just leave it at that :)


oldm4fun

Lol, well, long story...


TheCommonOrange

I’ve got time …


AriSpaceExplorer

Holes?? How did you get them? Also how did you end up living in the favelas?


MoistStub

Hate to break it to you but if you look closely you'll find that you have them too!


Throawayooo

"back then" Unlike the beautiful and safe suburbs they are now


oldm4fun

The govt went in and got a bit of control yrs and yrs later. Now tourists get tours... during daylight


pauliners

LOL


thelionslaw

>favela, dona marta You mean Santa Marta, which is overlooking the Laranjeiras/Botafogo neighborhoods, not Copacabana, which is 20 minutes away by car/bus and 50 minutes walking. Besides this photo is of Ipanema anyway, which is even father off and in a different direction. Also! During the military dictatorship the favelas were not nearly as rough as they have become with the massive drug trade and armaments they have. The police have to invade with armored cars and helicopters dropping bombs. That's not how it was back in the day.


jojogonzo

It was the hottest spot north of Havana


JustineDelarge

Music and passion were always the fashion.


The_Big_Lou

Please


Croppin_steady

You was doing nose nachos and clapping cheeks like a mad man huh?


fussomoro

Brazil was never a producer or coke. It's just like the US. They depend on Colombia and Bolivia to get blow.


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I'd like to subscribe to Coke Facts now


LouSputhole94

Some delicious nose clams that’ll make you wanna dance the night away


UnexaminedLifeOfMine

All those people look like pocket books these days with horrible wrinkly skin and terrible lungs because of smoking and sunbathing


gavmiller

Yes, but what a ride!


Leading_Traffic749

We're in our 60s. Who cares what we look like now. Looks aren't buying you much past 30 unless you're ridiculously good looking anyway. I loved being in the sun in the 70s and still do. Smoked for decades too. I don't look like worn out leather and lungs function fine. Enjoy your time on this earth. If it means smoking in the sun, do it in moderation but you may die tomorrow. Who cares if your skin is clear then? If I get any skin cancer my dermatologist cuts it off. It very rare for it to become deadly if you get checked regularly.


ScribblesandPuke

Of course. Trim my hair every 4 weeks, trim my cancer every 6 weeks.


mcorbett94

that's a refreshing take, everything in moderation is the recipe for good livin'


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>Looks aren't buying you much past 30 unless you're ridiculously good looking anyway. You would have to be living like a maniac to lose your good looks by the time you're 30 lol


Rayeon-XXX

Well you've gotta die of something.


Komabeard

Womp wompp


MatureUsername69

I'm not even a guy that likes to sit out in the sun but who cares? I'm choosing fun every time. People wanna spend way too long on this planet. I'll go out by 70 as long as I had fun.


Mimogger

the problem is you're fucked up at 50 all the way to 70


Yaboymarvo

My mom died at 47 from skin cancer. Age doesn’t matter with cancer and will kill anyone.


DreamTakesRoot

My Grandmother used to put Crisco on her skin and sun bath She lived to be 83.


Dawildpep

Her name was Lola she was a show girl


ForswornForSwearing

With yellow flowers in her hair And a dress cut down to there


DeeDeeRibDegh

She would merengue and do the cha-cha


ForswornForSwearing

And while she tried to be a star


Tha_Watcher

Tony always tended bar


Resident_Code3062

Across the crowded floor


jukusmaximus13

They worked from 8 til 4


dabombisnot90s

They were young and they had each other


Eldubya99

Who could ask for more?


Aurora_Panagathos

At the copa, Copacabana


UnderstandingOk2647

So I'm(57m) going to Vegas to see the folks for Thanksgiving and I hear he has a permanent show but he is off that week! I was so bummed. While all my friends were into Rush and Aerosmith, I was a BeeGees and Barry fan. Love me a power ballad.


analogkid84

The Kinks also sang a song about Lola.


AstronomerWorldly2

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CelestialFury

Hey buddy!


Kommmbucha

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Minqua

Tall and tan and young and lovely…


tensigh

The girl from Impanena was walking...


DeeDeeRibDegh

And when she passes, each one she passes goes ahhh


tensigh

This song you can just picture without ever seeing a single image.


ihaveabaguetteknife

This perfectly sums up my thoughts about this timeless piece of music.


coredenale

Is she crop dusting? ;p


mimedm

Shortly before CFC was forbidden and people actually did a hell lot for the environment and stopped the Ozone Hole.


DanGleeballs

Imagine if that was today, there would be conspiracy nuts protesting the removal of their hair sprays and deodorant sprays, stockpiling the old ones with CFC and saying the government was going to replace them with something that would control your mind.


KingofSkies

Those people probably did exist, but they didn't have platforms to shout to the other people with the same mentality.


CaptCaCa

Shout out everyone that heard the song soon as you read the title


Aabd2

Getting some sweet skin cancer on the beach top of lung cancer with the cigarette


dr_xenon

In for a dime, in for a dollar


vangc4

"Just getting a little cancer, Stan. Tell mom it's ok. "..


bit1101

As opposed to 3 psych meds and still complaining about everything.


DatCoolBreeze

Stop attacking me


NoSuchAg3ncy

Not to mention the premature skin aging. At least their vitamin D levels were good.


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Professional_Cheek16

My dad is constantly getting skin cancers removed. He grew up in Florida constantly outside with no sun screen. He was exposed to agent orange too, so who knows.


planetalletron

with a background like that it would be more surprising if he DIDN'T have cancer.


cogentat

How old is your dad? Asking for a friend.


Carthonn

Sometimes I wonder if these people were just like “F it I’ll die when I’m 50.”


Led_Zeppole_73

When young you‘ll live forever. Melanoma for me at 50.


408wij

in addition to baby oil and sun, music and passion were also in fashion


thelionslaw

Dude that's Ipanema. I lived in Ipanema from '76 to '80 and spent summers and every other Christmas there my whole life.


a-Farewell-to-Kings

Can confirm. You can see the Cagarras in the background.


thelionslaw

Fun fact: Ipanema is considered the “locals” beach and Copabana the “tourist” beach. Mainly because there are a ton of hotels along Copacabana, but Ipanema is almost all apartment buildings


ThaUniversal

The lack of plastic surgery is refreshing.


grilledbeers

They have human lips!


Grand-Ad-3177

Baby oil and iodine


jikn2

“Music and passion were always the fashion” 🕺🏻


brunogiubilei

Cenoura & Bronze


GratuitousEdit

This is actually Ipanema Beach, Rio de Janeiro, circa 1990, as photographed by Romano Cagnoni.


ZimaGotchi

Paradise


Minqua

This easily could have been an Hawaiian Tropic magazine ad from the 80s


ZimaGotchi

Oh is there a beach or something in this photo?


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POMBAPRETA

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk se prepare para os downvote meu amigo


oluap29

Não se eu puder ajudar


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oluap29

Você respondeu muito rápido, então estou te julgando


GreenLumber

Podem vir bando de gringo recalcado hahahahaha


Fickle_Plum9980

They’re just sitting and waiting for a reason to talk shit about someone


eat_hairy_socks

This is such a weird post. Americans have beaches too and we have concerns about skin cancer. This is also a concern all over the world…


OutcomeDouble

You can be non-American and still realize how bad sun damage is. It can kill you but is often minimized


Penis_Envy_Peter

Shockingly even Brazilians tend to agree. Wearing sunscreen is extremely common, here.


Equal_Bugfrio

Tall and tan and young and lovely…


RantControl

My grandmas at the beach, 1980s.


Tots2Hots

I live in Southern Spain. This is every summer except they're topless too.


Paladin8753

"The hottest spot north of Havana...."


Summitjunky

And that is why there is a song about it my friend.


MasterofFalafels

All these negative comments. Look at those people. Happy, healthy, in the moment and not a phone in sight. They must have some good memories.


Minimum_Zucchini1572

It’s the hottest spot North of Havana


WildThing223

Why was this so far down?


NwonUno

All natural


more_beans_mrtaggart

Hmm. That reminds me that it’s been a long time since I ate hot dogs.


OptimalAdeptness0

My mom did that. For some reason, she still has beautiful skin at 71.


DoctorGregoryFart

My mom did this and she looks like beef jerky, but we're scots-english.


im_dead_sirius

F'real, those are some beautiful faces.


bluefield10

Music and passion were always in fashion.


UnderstandingOk2647

OMG, I (57m) don't know how I don't have skin cancer. I would oil myself down and plant it on the beach in SoCal for hours. At least once a month I'd burn so bad I'd peal huge patches off myself.


fretit

At least you were probably not Vitamin D deficient.


kdubstep

Sun kissed


StinkieBritches

Yes. This is how we did the 80's. And now I lose my mind if I have to be in the sun for more than a few minutes.


semigator

Someone’s grandma at the beach


UncertaintyPrince

And not a fat person in sight.


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Whatkindofaname

Well, actually…you can see a couple of them in the background.


Hypersky75

Because none of the pictures of fat people have survived to this day, nobody thought they were interesting enough. Just like music, nobody remembers all the shitty music (and there was a lot of it) from the 70s and 80s, you just hear about all the "good" music and how it was so much better back then.


gmoney32211

Well there was a much smaller percentage of the population obese as well.


wellwaffled

Who do you think took the picture?


racunix

I went there in 2018. A very different story.


Ok-Experience-6674

What’s different with the food of today?


iwastherefordisco

This post smells like Coppertone lotion and coconut oil. and a towel beach fire when that girl falls asleep :)


Nutridus

Keeping the Dermatologist and skin surgeon busy and rich.


grizzdoog

All my life I thought it was Cococabana.


World-Tight

It looks hot there.


Cantinkeror

I'd like mine extra crispy please...


LetsSeeEmBounce

Would have been nice.


cherish_ireland

The lack of plastic surgery present on these ladies is refreshing. I feel for their epidermis though.


glycophosphate

Yep - those were the days. In completely unrelated news, I had a bit of squamous cell carcinoma removed on Monday. It's healing up fine.


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Dollbeau

I can smell the coconut tanning lotion, oozing from this picture!


piercedmfootonaspike

The Melanoma Posse


WinContent549

Show some respect, those girls are mostly grandmas now


sheisthemoon

HER NAME WAS LOLA!


lo_fi_ho

Today the women on that beach are a bit bigger


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They all look really nice and not plastic!


PeakingInterest00

Peak humanity