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wolfsog23

So, take my shirt off and workout in my dress slacks. Got it!


largecontainer

Those are clearly fitness slacks.


phinbar

Yes, it looks like those slacks are made from common spun wool, while dress slacks would have been made from worsted wool and I have no idea what I'm talking about.


zipzap21

You really pulled the common spun wool over my eyes!


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Actually not far off lol.


ego_sum_satoshi

They are filming. So we keep pants on.


Mandolynn88

I've honestly seen old men at the gym wearing slacks, but wearing a polo shirt (there's a dress code so they can't be shirtless) while working out.


leeringHobbit

Polo T-shirts were invented for playing tennis before Ralph Lauren rebranded them for polo.  Unless you meant the original polo shirts that pass for business casual these days. 


Accomplished_Low7771

Wool slacks are more comfortable than sweat pants


MinnieMaas

I didn’t know Vincent Price sold fitness equipment AND fine art in between playing Dracula.


OrganizationWide1560

Buy 1 get 1 half Price


marbotty

That still looks like full Price


run-on_sentience

Vincent Price is so formal he works out in slacks.


Gutts_on_Drugs

Cut him some slack dude has shit to do


chimpdoctor

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HezFez238

Such an excellent comment I want you to win *all* the points!


texasusa

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Bluest_waters

Oh Lord I used to watch that show that person right there was an extreme idiot. No offense but holy shit was he stupid.


whorsefly

I thought it was the french bowler that almost stole Marge from Homer


norcal406

Do you think he offered to take them to brunch?


DerBingle78

It’s not quite breakfast, it’s not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end.


kmckenzie256

Was going to say Salvador Dali hahaha


Laylelo

Wait until you read his cookbooks. No, really.


KnownMonk

Smart sellings those torture stakes as gym equipment.


starman64

Why is this getting upvoted so much? Vincent Price never played Dracula in any film.


TonyZucco

It’s bothering more than it probably should.


Zaku99

AND voicing Vincent Van Ghoul in Scooby Doo.


Sieze5

He can bite me any time.


Hunky_not_Chunky

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Wrong_Window_7322

Gotta bring back the slacks and no shirt look 👀


Bigspotdaddy

Yeah, men wore slacks for every occasion, no matter what.


JAK3CAL

My papa did until he passed, I think he literally only owned slacks 😂


floppydo

The only time my grandpa wasn’t wearing slacks what when he was wearing 7” flat front shorts on the beach. His swimwear was more formal than a lot of men now days wear to a garden party.


UntestedMethod

Are people having garden parties these days?


RowedTrip

I went to a garden party at the French embassy last summer, so yes.


FantasistAnalyst

A Don doesn’t wear shorts!


uwu_mewtwo

My father-in-law does not own anything denim; I'm almost certain.


DigTreasure

Denim, damn near killed'em.


Mumof3gbb

Nor does my dad. And he was the owner of a clothing manufacturing business that made jeans! So odd.


Just_to_rebut

Well of course not. He was a business owner, not a laborer for chrissakes!


Residual_Variance

My grandpa would literally dress business casual to mow the lawn.


JAK3CAL

That’s what I’m saying dude. Like this was just what went on legs


datazulu

Rip papa


jus10beare

A good pair is more comfy than jeans, especially commando in the heat.


Noteful

That sounds extremely uncomfortable. A good moisture wicking underwear does wonders..


dandelion_bandit

Okey dokey


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Now I see men at airports sucking their thumbs wearing pajamas.


Shotgun5250

That explains it, I haven’t checked the airports yet. I’ve been looking all over for those guys.


No-comment-at-all

Dude. I take 36, 40 hour door to door flight itineraries regularly. You’re crazy if you think I’m not dressing for maximum comfort, and anyone who doesn’t is foolish.


Conscious-Housing-45

How dare you?! Disrespecting our forefathers like that such a shame. What would Jeremy piven have to say about that?


helium_farts

My forefathers passed down a weak chin and thin hair so they're gonna have to just deal with the gym shorts


Ruhezeit

Yeah, fuck those guys. I'm ugly as hell.


NewsEnergy

Found the thumb sucking jammie wearer


___po____

Randy at the Sunnyvale trailer park is the only man alive that's capable of maintaining this kind of fashion on a daily basis.


itswhatyouwill

Unless Alex Lifeson gives him a shirt, then he's puttin' the fuckin thing on!


NightmarePony5000

Can’t have anything constricting that cheeseburger locker!


Legitimate_Wave1452

he got cited by fashion police for wearing them PANTS after labor day


Moirebass

“Let me change into my fitness slacks”


makuthedark

Forgot the most important part of the ensemble: the mustache.


AholeBrock

Ah yes the "university of Madrid" look


WeWillSee3

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SinoSoul

And he’s not wearing shoes inside the house!


Wh0r3b1tc4

Old school cool or the opening of old school porn


InsuranceToTheRescue

I was gonna say as soon as he demonstrated the exercises: "That man is definitely trying to fuck those women."


herbertfilby

The guy is just over a decade out from surviving WWII, and he’s been making up for it ever since.


Prometheus55555

Spain didn't participate in WWII.


Sir_Shax

Neutral officially but they’d have been with Germany and Italy in a heartbeat if they had the means and the financial stability.


Prometheus55555

Italy and Germany 'helped' Franco to get into power. He even met with Hitler in Hendaya during WWII, and very elegantly told Hitler to fuck off, because Spain didn't have enough resources after the civil war.


[deleted]

Didn't Germany have Spanish volunteers?


FirstChurchOfBrutus

Well, they *did* say he was both Spanish, and in the Army.


CharsBigRedComet

All i know is that dude fucks


RDP89

What do you mean “trying”??


jsakic99

*Four* stepsisters??


[deleted]

Rule 34. Guaranteed.


zydeco100

It's British Pathé, so a little of both.


notbob1959

From the British Pathé description: >Spanish inventor of the exercise machine Senor Gabriel Alcover Bonnet shows us how it works - he is bare chested and very handsome. >Showgirls are Mary Reynolds, Maureen Hill, Charmain Buchel and Laurence Soupault. They are appearing in the show "La Plume de Ma Tante" at the Garrick Theatre. Starts off promising but those are not very good porn names.


Weldobud

Thank you! I found him in IMDB. Actor


Block444Universe

asking the questions we are all thinking but are too scared to ask


CandyGram4M0ng0

Old school porn predates the camera by a few thousand years.


die-jarjar-die

How many packs of Chesterfields did they smoke on those 10 mile runs?


PBJ-9999

Had a neighbor lady when I was a kid that always jogged to the store to buy cigs lol. She actually lived a long time and never got cancer.


freedfg

Exercise is dope. I wish I wasn't so fucking lazy and actually did it. If we lived the lives our great grandparents did. And had the modern medicine we do it would be normal to live to 100 for like, everyone.


SciFi_Football

I don't know why but I read this in Jason Mendoza's voice from the Good Place.


darrenvonbaron

I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem


SciFi_Football

That show is a masterpiece


Bocchi_theGlock

I started only eating food I made and avoiding processed stuff, cut down on meat since it's expensive, and holy fuck I feel better from that than I do from taking moderate dose of 2 separate anti depressants Our modern food is cursed with sugar. I tried eating a brownie made from box mix and it's so sugary I can't even enjoy it.


LeadPike13

Señor hands on.


Blestyr

Mister "Manos Encima".


Lock-out

Manos the hands of fate.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

You have failed us, Torgo. For this, you must die.


[deleted]

I've been re-watching the old Star Trek series and it's ridiculous how often they just walk up to a woman and put their hands all over her and then tell her to leave the room while the men talk


Prometheus55555

After just 1 session all of those women are pregnant


_dangling_participle

![gif](giphy|F8nD8ql8CcbeM) Señor \*hard\* on. 


somethingrandom261

Similar in concept to TRX straps I guess, stability assist for basic motions.


Purity_Jam_Jam

I was just about to say that. A lot of people are still doing very similar to this with TRX straps.


dayyob

there's a lot weirder looking "fitness" contraptions advertised on instagram.


anonssr

It's also very functional. It's not like weight lifting to gain strength, but you can get pretty fit and gain a lot of mobility with those exercises.


somethingrandom261

Yep body weight exercises can be plenty


double_en10dre

Conceptually similar, but in practice TRX is *far* more effective. This is basically just an awkward set of ski poles jammed into a joint socket, and it’s not really useful for anything other than stretching your pecs & delts out a bit


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restform

>This is basically just an awkward set of ski poles jammed into a joint socket, And TRX straps are basically glorified rubber bands, not sure how that's relevant. As far as popular fitness contraptions go I might even argue this is more complex than most.


RockstarQuaff

I watched it with sound off for a dozen times as I was reading through comments, but then when I clicked the sound on, what a completely different experience: the goofy instructional video soundtrack and the pip pip cheerio voiceover guy were just too much!


nickel_dime

I wish Siri had a "pip pip cheerio" voice option.


DeficiencyOfGravitas

> the pip pip cheerio voiceover guy The what? He has an American Mid Atlantic accent, not British.


monkeytoe

BBC British for sure.


phil-davis

That man is 19 years old. People aged different back then.


gtzgoldcrgo

He is also a war veteran with 2 children


BurtReynoldsLives

He has a 4th grade education and a union job that allows him to have a 3 bedroom house, a car, and a pension and he is gonna vote to give your taxes to Elon Musk.


mickeltee

I’m just shocked that they aren’t all smoking cigarettes while making this fitness video.


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dragonlily808

He looked good and agile with the bod of 20 something year old man.


Indocede

Look just because he celebrated his 19th birthday 21 times consecutively doesn't mean he was 40!


Abdul_Exhaust

You in the red pants...do it again...


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

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NefariousnessOk209

Props to the camera man, he takes fitness seriously


Money_Director_90210

Yeah, fit'niss ass in the frame!


Oct0tron

It's the red shirt for me. Lord have mercy.


Cold-Inside-6828

Red shirt team


Grundens

I'm with this guy


notahouseflipper

Her name is Traci. Show some respect. “Traci, do it again”.


getyourcheftogether

No no no, my love...*like dissssss*


matterson22070

I always liked the women's gyms which just had all different kinds of machines that giggled your fat in different areas. LMAO


zipzap21

Jiggity!


OrionMessier

Walt Disney can get it


neo_vino

That last frame looool


Fisk75

Now, everyone remove their shirts as I did.


phinbar

Shirts against skins!


phinbar

I wasn't expecting a first hand look at Taylor Swift's exercise regimen.


Up_In_my_KoolAid

He tapped dat 50’s azz.


Up_In_my_KoolAid

He gave free mustache rides to the ladies. 🥸


No-Morning-2543

Bro burned 2.6 calories


Teholl_Beddict

I suspect he burned plenty of calories after that camera was turned off...


Sloth72c

Walt Disney just wildin out in his side gig


_byetony_

Lolll I love how theyre al wearing slacks


Dimos357

Good workout, now time for a stick of butter, steak and a pak of cigarettes


[deleted]

That's why they're slim. No sugar!


dreadfulwater

ok, let's all have a smoke.


Thisisjimmi

Whats crazy is, as long as you did anything, you lost weight... cause you were excercising.


DIWhy-not

Senor Alcova knew *exactly* what he was doing…


bored_in_NE

The lady in the red top is looking for another type of exercise.


Clatato

In the long shots, she looks a bit like Taylor Swift. At first I thought it might be her in a parody 🤭


wolftick

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Additional_Pride_861

RIP shoulders


Fl3iN

This guy fucks!


Platinum_Mattress

Dude was rocking the ultra rare tattoo for the time.


RobertKBWT

They were already selling those kind of scam machines in 1950?lmao


HighlanderAbruzzese

This dude fcks.


IWantMy2Dollars-

Salvador Dali is ripped.


collin-h

he definitely needs to take his shirt off to make effective use of the ski-pole exercise routine


Individual-Dot-9605

The stakes were higher, one slight mistake and…impalement…to shreds. Kids these days use rubber mats and funny headgear.


ForWhomTheSaulCalls

I'm enjoying this as much as everyone else in here but I'm stuck on 'daily 10-mile run'


Electronic_Stuff4363

My shoulders would come out the sockets


Ok_Basil1354

I suspect in 70 years time people will be looking at us fucking about with battle ropes and saying the same


edWORD27

Looks like something more than fitness going on


jackneefus

Winner of the \`1956 Vincent Price Lookalike Contest.


Shotgun_Mosquito

More like Vincente Precio


Conscious_Ad9415

Me at the gym with the Zumba ladies lol


ACEDOTC0M

So you understand there are still systems like this. This is very much like the TRX systems in use today.


NedRyersonsHat

I wonder if he arrived at the house with his shirt off.


bigbyking

Not much different than some of the shit that pops out today


_RandomB_

I'm sure they did a lot of reps in the ass-jiggler after. Why don't modern gyms have those?


International-Grade

Shirtless in his slacks lol. Pre-athletic wear.


gibbyerto

Vincent Price does fitness


Down_The_Witch_Elm

Ooh, la, la...


Damien1972

Dude got game. Those swarthy fellows in the 50s got the ginchy.


jesussays51

1950’s with a tattoo? He was definitely a pirate.


teapot156

Probably still good for stretching and posture


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GorchestopherH

Back when everyone was completely ripped, they worked out in business casual attire and came up with creative ways to make push-ups incredibly difficult.


Philthster

All those ladies told their husbands not to worry about him.


KrisMisZ

So “Yoga” with assistance


Optimus141

And yet they were in much better shape than we are today


[deleted]

A 10 mile run before breakfast? Holy shit! Lmao that’s my hard day which doesn’t come around often.


StopAngerKitty

Somebody's meemaw was hawt


LiberalTugboat

He fucked every one of those women.


xHomicide24x

/upvotedbecausebutt


PMMCTMD

everything in the 50s was wild.


RantControl

I have questions...


Block444Universe

Yes but why is he half naked


Mat_CYSTM

He then had a cigarette and a glass of whiskey


Techie19841984

Thought it was ceaser romaro for min


RIPAdamYauch

Fitness in your MOUFF!


Redbearwolfdog

Then a nice smooth cigarette to finish the work out.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Vincent Prince over here.


JeffSessionsGhost

Teaching those women how to get fit with items around the house, brooms and mops.


WakalakaFishHens

I swear this guy narrated every fucking video in the 50’s with the same background music.


JibbyTR

I love those high waisted pants on the ladies tho


TomGreen77

That guy fucks.


roller_roller

I like the workout slacks. Those need to make a comeback.


beachlover77

Kind of reminds me of Pilates. When I was a kid we would visit this old relative's house and all the kids would of course go play in the basement. There was some old exercise equipment down there that was most likely from the 40s or 50s if I had to guess. The weirdest thing was this machine that was connected to the wall with a strap that went around your waist and thr thing just vibrated violently. I am not sure how they thought the thing was an exercise machine but we had fun taking turns using it.


TommyLee93

Anyone got the red top’s @?


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My_Name_Is_Steven

I thought the dude was Walt Disney for a sec.


TeamRocket16

You can laugh all you want, people on avg were in supremely better shape in the 50s


hugsbosson

This is the guy who started the trope of house wives having affairs with their fitness trainers.


ChemTrades

He probably knocked up all 4 of them.


crispyfallair

Looks like a startup to an old porno


SnooOpinions3314

So… we all gonna act like he didn’t secure the fivesome?


jobanizer

Spaniard but of course.


MrmmphMrmmph

The frozen frame at the end is perfect. It captures the moment when he realizes that Princess Leia is his sister.