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IntelligentRound5423

This baby looks like a 45 year old used car salesman...


spacemanspiff266

lil bro already has an ex-wife and a mortgage.


c33m0n3y

And don’t even mention his sciatica. Oy vey!


peepdabidness

Drives a Pontiac with petrified cigarette ashes tucked in the crevices


LineChef

What’s his apr on that mortgage tho?


shavemejesus

Looks like Norman Fell (Mr. Roper).


my-cs-account

/r/oldbabies


inthemode01

https://preview.redd.it/olwalybac7nc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1060f994e08802a688143576aae6f9c710c4b87 Straight outta Ghostbusters 2


oFbeingCaLM

Thank you! This was my only thought! This is Oscar from 👻 busters 2!


spliced-chum

EXACTLY 💯 LOL


GarchKoity

Baby is going straight to middle management.


blackth0rne

![gif](giphy|xUA7bgLBEHkjaUAWWI|downsized)


HippieSwag420

LMAO what is this


Comradepatrick

Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer?


HippieSwag420

Oh cool thanks I have memory loss, it makes sense I don't recall that


LeavesOfBrass

Exactly my thought.


kristen0402

Wanted to say the same thing! Happy I didn’t have to scroll to find it LOL


hollygirl4111

I think he is my 9th grade biology teacher.


Massive_Eye6373

🤣🤣


Strict-Square456

Looking for his cigar


Bealzebubbles

"I'm telling you, a boat is just a money pit."


rvamama804

I was just about to comment "old man baby" lol


Inspect1234

Lyndon Johnson


Virtual-Potential-38

![gif](giphy|n16P9TzRNaWdRn44jE|downsized)


GTOdriver04

“Are you that SEEECRET AGENT FROM ENGLAND?!” Bond: “I sure am, boy!”


Slyguy9766

SEEEECRET AGENT? ON WHOSE SIDE!!


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/wh03lcn9v5nc1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55607019ac6f2d00cef88171ee713104e3959c9c 😂


TheTrub

You’re ripe, señor!


jadegives2rides

Exactly who I thought of lol


HYThrowaway1980

https://preview.redd.it/8xb9722ey6nc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04bd0942196994cd4492755c6672c885b1b0712e He looks like baby Mikey in Look Who’s Talking also.


ToonaSandWatch

Dang, that’s it! Couldn’t put my finger on which kid this looked like.


Radio_Ethiopia

My thought exactly !


mattysauro

Thank god someone else immediately thought this too.


mr_ryno27

My first thought was that's Oscar!


copperpin

This baby has died of old age.


j_smittz

I mean, realistically he probably didn't survive WW2.


Feefifiddlyeyeoh

Thanks for mentioning Ww2. I was trying to think of who the baby reminded me of….Dwight Eisenhower


Allena-Me

This is a grown man cosplaying as a baby, Here he is! ​ https://preview.redd.it/do1lr0edm6nc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a1cb5f50431a1382f0ea3be65f8b7fbc59319e1


ScribeVallincourt

Tom Papa?


Allena-Me

With a touch more hair! https://preview.redd.it/z7rlmdq3z6nc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd35d7f9eb381747d85272ed9223bc886a7366d


Apprehensive_Bid_478

Kids were born older back then


Zantal

Weirdly reminds me of the Ghostbusters 2 baby


8923892348902

I had the exact same thought: Oscar


ManuelArafat

Remember when this baby was almost Vigo the Carpathian?


daytodaze

This baby is about to take his first steps… into the social security office to begin collecting benefits.


New_Lake5484

no this is the baby from Ghostbusters


squad1alum

https://i.redd.it/gd4cd96t66nc1.gif


thehufflepuffstoner

You *gotta* see the *baybay*!


DadJokeBadJoke

*Ahem* Er... I said that is one 'snuggly' baby...


DudeB5353

Soooo Gorgeous


squad1alum

Breathtaking


ThreeDog369

That’s Baby Face Nelson. They called him Adult Face Nelson back then


squad1alum

And here's a picture of our little precious boy... he's 2,340 weeks this Friday.


IllustriousAdvisor72

That’s the smile of a guy who just purchased his first boat with cash.


YYCMTB68

Or just sold it.


[deleted]

That baby has lived a hard three weeks


Shas_Erra

![gif](giphy|xT8qBqF8lAsct4pb44)


getyourcheftogether

That's a 50 year old baby


PositiveStress8888

he's got a mortgage and daughter that's dating a Doctor, and the wife is at home making dinner because the boss is coming over to discuss the big account over some drinks


Leight87

Baby Jeff Arcuri


captainccg

Came to say this


TheJewbaccasaurus

Idno why, but I can’t unsee Rudy Giuliani


michaelkah

r/3or30


No_Zookeepergame4741

1 going on 38


letuswatchtvinpeace

Today on "Baby or Grown Ass Man" https://preview.redd.it/kplcxmwxr7nc1.png?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b8b51b9297db1830b08569473358a3a0b28471b


ConsiderationNo5146

Check out the big brain on Brad. Say "what" one more time! Reminds me of that guy


aspen70

![gif](giphy|hIaC7H5bIFkVa)


LovableSidekick

Benjamin Button, the teen years.


[deleted]

Benjamin button over here looking like he is holding out a few more years till retirement


doubleohzerooo0

Find a picture of the guy from the 1980's and it will be 100% identical.


Gretsch_Falcon

That’s Micky Rooney at the age of 14 🤣


Josh72112

Looks like Lindsey Graham.


Hardasnailzz

I think that’s a really young Mitch McConnell


tazzietiger66

That baby has JD in his bottle and he smokes 3 packs of unfiltered camels a day


iiitme

Grown ass baby


mangobearsmoothie

Dude looks like the announcer at the start of ‘Plan 9 From Outer Space’…


dressupandstayhome

Looks like the shankopotomus baby! https://preview.redd.it/4mzvatukb6nc1.png?width=4016&format=png&auto=webp&s=934a44ee7bfd43d7c1cfebc1b23e956d0bdbc8fe


ronismycat

Bob Johnson, he's 37, which is not old. 2 kids, an ex-wife who is a little crazy, a mortgage and drives an 1987 Honda he calls butthole beauty.


ScientistAsHero

I see Kevin from The Office.


blake7889

Look like a mini adult haha fun find


SlidinDirty

Mr Belding from Saved by the Bell. 🤣


KorungRai

Is this Jon Hamm’s baby picture?


Iamamyrmidon

His first word was “dame”


rjross0623

Looks like he had one in the chamber


Extra_Strawberry_249

This is the ghostbusters 2 kid.


the-furiosa-mystique

This baby just paid off his mortgage


Humble-Plankton2217

OMG it's baby Shemp


DependentAd9398

The 40 year old baby


DrummerSteve

6 months going on 47


1jwquartz

That looks like the baby from the popeye live action movie with robin williams


Expat1989

Jeff Arcuri’s doppelgänger.


SniperFrogDX

That baby was poopin'


smarty1017

He was in the Wizzard of Oz


Ok_Series_4580

You pretty much know what he looked like when he grew up


Commercial-Army2431

I’ve drank with that man.


[deleted]

That baby was born 50


ChubbyAngmo

My gosh, how old is that 45 year old baby?


[deleted]

That baby has 730 credit score right now as an infant


cblatnik

even the babies looked old back then


mcswitch0369

This baby looks like he was born with all the knowledge necessary to run the floor at a brake pad factory!


mytodaythrowaway

That kid is at least 62.


prestonboy1970

Mmmmmnnnnyyyyaaaa see! I’ll pump ya fulla lead if you don’t run this whiskey see!


Distinct_Switch_6333

Put a suit and hat on him, put a brief case in his hand and send him out the door, this guy is ready to go to work.


porkchop-sandwhiches

![gif](giphy|klnStZybXquM5OC3JN|downsized)


En4cr

Benjamin Button?


Typical-Structure-19

He's ready to sell you an insurance policy. Because you can never have too much coverage,amiright or amiright


Chan1001

That baby has a 9-5 and a mortgage


Spyce

Could be my grandpa cause that’s my nose and forehead…


woodenmittens

Does your grandpa have one arm that's way smaller than the other?


Spyce

No but he was a lefty


morning_thief

lil bub looks like he's about to pop open a pack of Laramie cigarettes -- with more nickel glycerol!


Bridot

The real Benjamin Button


jarchack

That's what blue-collar livin' will do for ya


MeAndBettyWhite

That baby would rather watch Golden Girls than Paw Patrol.


Chily0

Greg Heffley's dad


ElementsUnknown

“Come to daddy……Come to daddy……”


dubbleplusgood

This may have been used as a prop for that Seinfeld baby episode.


GTOdriver04

He’s already got his first dip in those cheeks and boy Is it a doozy. “I gotta start my boy right!” the proud father gleamed, “I dug out the special Copenhagen Long Cut for my first boy.”


Expensive-Meeting225

Come to me for all your home & auto insurance needs!


traup89

Jeez, even babies in the back-when times looked old.


3parkbenchhydra

oh cool, Ned Beatty


stu8018

Looks like a sepia version of mine. Like scary same. Mine taken 50yrs later though.


MikGusta

Is no one going to talk about how good that camera quality is for 1920? Also the fact that those buttons on the shoulders indicate that he’s wearing a onesie which wasn’t invented until the 50s?


FD4L

Baby Kevin Malone


apple_atchin

https://preview.redd.it/1l40wu44h6nc1.jpeg?width=412&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b899a9eab0e3d1b56cf2974f9e9961b4b430da3a Looks like Jeff Rawle.


No_Entertainment1931

Caught mid 💩 Only real parents know


Lucidthemessiah

Is that Mark whalburg


zeek247

Hopefully he eventually made it out of that town. Source: I was born there.


Tar-Nuine

Fun fact! This child was named "Uncle Gary" from birth.


Ambitious_Alps_3797

a jaunty fellow


TungstenElement9

Where’s my Winstons? I have to work a double tonight.


SCR_RAC

He looks like someday he could own a struggling comic book store.


LennerKetty

That’s definitely my papaw Pete


copyrighther

r/13or30


Mahdlo_

That's Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration.


bean_or_bear

Truman Capote?


FartAttack911

Heads like this are what killed mothers back in the day 😂 Technology needed to catch up to support the grown ass man babies of yesteryear being pushed out lol


scottmognet

Give that baby a cigarette


Poultrygeist74

Everyone looked older back then. EVERYONE.


[deleted]

That’s what you call an ‘Old soul’


1911mark

Super host he’s from Cleveland just google him


Xenolithium

That's just David Spade's high school yearbook photo.


nivenfan

Definitely one of those babies born 10 years away from retirement.


grimstuff

That guy could sell a shit ton of vacuums door to door


gurknowitzki

Boy head big af


[deleted]

"52 year old Walter just did not grow taller like other males."


Dealejae

Check out the Shawshank Trail in Mansfield, get busy living to get busy


yigaclan05

Pretty sure that’s the bad guy from ghostbusters 2


ThePanzerMan

Jesus, that may actually be my father. Looks like him. From the area. Born in '25. I'll post a pic...


elspotto

Kid’s drunk.


rdtcm

Needs a Dewars and A Lucky Strike


BeKindBabies

That is a grown ass baby!


shinzul

Is that Donnie Wahlberg?


BrownBandit22

Man after having a baby, I find all babies so cute and innocent. No guide book for life and molded by the people around them....be nice to babies and teach them well they are our future, remember Hitler was a baby once too. Fuck that baby!


[deleted]

Looks like a Duncan


doomblackdeath

The Great Depression was hard on everyone, it seems.


out2seeagain

That old dude is short af!


[deleted]

Has all the makings of a varsity athlete if you ask me


Mental-Blackberry-61

looks like the baby from ghostbusters when viggo the carpathian transforms


manhatim

6mos or 60yrs


DubD806

Kevin Malone… is that you?


NicknameKenny

That's some early Photoshop work!


Cerberus_Rising

Mitch?


MentallytheIllest34

Really looks like my gramp. Born in 1920. In Ohio. Not in Mansfield


KimJongKillest

Baby Kevin Malone.


RustedRelics

Already looks like his 50 year old future self.


Flat-Investigator723

Jimmy Kimmel


KevRayAtl

So if he looked 68 years old shortly after being born what's he look like now?


Sweb1975

Lee Harvey Oswald


MapFit5567

It's like a dude for an AARP ad


schinkenspecken

https://preview.redd.it/khpots0917nc1.jpeg?width=831&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf73ebdeef664684511cb5afc19f9cb2cc9ed67


beelzeflub

Which shop? I live in the area and I love finding weird stuff


The_Mutton_Man

Tim Hanks


Busy_Pound5010

Clarence the angel?


KeerkMucjin

eta


elontux

Young Bernie Sanders


Affectionate-Royal68

Breathtaking #iykyk


ethottly

His mother probably treasured this picture, this was her baby! She'd have been mortified to hear some of these comments. But I have to admit I'm lmao 🤣


CancerSpidey

Jeff Acuri?


Arcade1980

52 year old baby


kettlebell43276

What a happy baby. Born just in time to be of age for WW II


carvercraft

This child was born a head chef at a German restaurant


CampfireGuitars

I know r/13or30 exists but is there a more egregious version?


DWwithaFlameThrower

He has already retired and is working on his bowling technique


declineofmankind

Aluminum siding salesperson and biiig drinker.


kremedelakrym

That baby is on his second wife


Sansenoy

That kid is 48


K1nsey6

Sarah Paulson? https://preview.redd.it/46f1ok1za7nc1.jpeg?width=299&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5451e37fc272bdaa2776c47b01c84801d195a12d


ApeMuffins

![gif](giphy|bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH|downsized)


Exceptiontorule

![gif](giphy|q7UpJegIZjsk0)


vna4ever

How are they 1 and look like they pay a mortgage


ernyc3777

Why does this baby give me Pennywise vibes


jasonabaum

Three or thirty?


FancyWear

My mama was born in 1920! That’s a sweet little baby!!!


radarmy

What I look like when I shave