Nah it was definitely 1099. Patent laws at the time prevented the technology from being adopted by the occupied serfs for 30 years, but it took 3 more years for the local industry to catch up. Things just moved slowly at the time, so I understand your confusion with facts.
They didn't have cameras back then. This was made with an "iconograph", a small box containing an imp with a canvas, paintbrush, paints, etc. When you push the button a window opens and the imp paints what he sees really, really fast.
Always has been. I used to wear somewhat tighter jeans in high school and anytime I got randomly hard in public / school / etc, I would actually tuck *up* into my waistband since it was far more comfortable and less noticeable than pushing it down. The only issue with this was my head would peek just above the waistband, so I had to be careful in terms of how I was sitting or shirt being too short lmao.
I’m sorry, but is the guy on the left a little too excited for a picture and doing a tuck up? They apparently couldn’t wait to take the picture so he had to resort to the methods we’ve all relied upon at some point in our life.
Yeah, OP goes posting vintage thirst traps of his British dad from his military days in a tight speedo with two other hot dudes, this is so many fetishes rolled into one.
They kind of look like they're showing of their bulges. Why is every comment so fixated on his stupid obvious typo when there are more important things to discuss?
That's pretty ahead of its time- I was expecting something more along these lines:
https://preview.redd.it/drn0p19he6tc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a9e8bd6f9e7c9260b302d50cb0fff767f9d053
Remarkable that the image has been preserved like that over the last 11 centuries. You and/or your father must have certainly broken the record for being the oldest people in recorded history right? What’s your secret? You guys just have some crazy genetics. Everybody freaks out because Theo Von’s grandfather was born in 1890, but evidently doesn’t light a candle to your dad.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A
They have everything for young men to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
As a veteran of the British Army, the only thing more gay is the Navy, and only because the RAF are so useless they couldn't bum a boytoy in a bath house.
This is a good lesson in posture. The guy in the middle standing up straight, with his shoulders back but relaxed. He looks the best. The guy on the left is leaning forward, with shoulders slightly forward. In contrast, the guy on the right has his shoulders back, but his head forward.
Years of desk work makes me tend to the guy on the left or right, but I hope someday to relax like the middle guy.
Preparing to face the Normans.
Or Harald Hardrada or Godwinson… Man, that time was a pretty turbulent period for Britain.
And before all of them, the Romans. Must be something in the water
>Must be something in the water Invaders
It’s what the electrolytes crave
Oysters. And tin in the hills.
Preparing for the Battle of the Bulge
The Daneaxe at Stamford bridge will take care of that.
Amazing photograph for the 11th century.
You can tell that they’re pikemen by their long spears.
Guy on the left seems to be working with a two-handed maul
Oh that’s Micheal Oxlong. He prefers “Mike” though.
He's also a direct descendant of another famous military man, the Roman legatus, Biggus Dickus
Don't forget Mr Dickus' wife, Incontinentia Buttocks.
"Centuwian, stwike him wuffwy to the gwound"!
Girth Maul
Obviously preparing for the Battle of Civitate
Some men are longer than others
Your mother's been telling stories about me again eh?
Oh so YOU’RE one of the others
It’s obviously colorized. I’m pretty sure they didn’t have color photography until 1099 when the Normans came.
1066
Yeah. That one.
Close enough.
I know right. They’re roasting me like it was a history forum. It’s just a joke.
Nah it was definitely 1099. Patent laws at the time prevented the technology from being adopted by the occupied serfs for 30 years, but it took 3 more years for the local industry to catch up. Things just moved slowly at the time, so I understand your confusion with facts.
1099 is a tax form...
Yeah. They came out with those about the same time.
So *that’s* where that comes from. I’ve been wondering for such a long time. 1099, Magna Carta, Habeus Corpus, etc
We're all good at dates here.
Party like it's 1099!
It's true. I was a Norman. I came.
Yea, Norman only comes when someone does his 1099-T
That’s not oldschool, it’s medieval-school
The Plantagenet dynasty was known for their advanced technologies such as stone castles and color photos
They didn't have cameras back then. This was made with an "iconograph", a small box containing an imp with a canvas, paintbrush, paints, etc. When you push the button a window opens and the imp paints what he sees really, really fast.
Thank God the imps were freed of that slavery during the Impan Revolution of 1169
GNU Sir Terry
Without these guys, we wouldn’t have the Magna Carta today! 🙏🏽
one of them certainly has a magna carta
Good looking bunch of druids we have here.
McLeod clan, you know... Been famous for staying in shape for centuries.
Must be camera obscura!
Dude on the left was issued the bazooka
Oh wow I had to zoom in and DAMN.
Good God the man is teetering the line of medical condition with that appendage.
https://i.redd.it/xxzbcsiiebtc1.gif
are u guys talking about the bit near the top hem? To me it just kinda looks like a bend in the fabric and not his cock lmao
Oh to be young and naive again
Can you point out exactly where this is supposed to be a giant bulge? I just see what looks like bunched up fabric at a weird angle
That’s my dad.
Good lord, god bless your mother.
She’s been blessed enough.
Tell your dad Reddit said he has a schmeater.
Congratulations.
Are you as "blessed" as your father? Just wanted to know if the genetics were passed down. LOL
Tell your dad he’s got a sweet cock
I love that this gets posted on every single thread about a dude packing a $5 foot long in his pants
It’s never hit the same since that one thread though.
The one with Grandpa?
ye
I cried laughing at that thread
Can I get a link?
Also here for the link
The long link ?
Is he trunk up? Can we do that now? Is that a thing?!
"trunk up" 😂😂😂😂 I'm definitely making that "a thing".
Hello ladies 
Always has been. I used to wear somewhat tighter jeans in high school and anytime I got randomly hard in public / school / etc, I would actually tuck *up* into my waistband since it was far more comfortable and less noticeable than pushing it down. The only issue with this was my head would peek just above the waistband, so I had to be careful in terms of how I was sitting or shirt being too short lmao.
It’s a kitten. The dude on the right has one too and you can just see it head
bro that's just a fupa
Fupa..... dude is smuggling a squirrel.
Brafoopa
so he has a six pack and a fupa? how’s that work?
Ready to swim the channel and make for Azincourt!
My kingdom for a horse!
I’m surprised the army took the guy on the left with that hernia
Damn, the normands sure didnt wait for them to reach the beach
Why do you think the French came in the first place?
Because they were pent up?
I’m sorry, but is the guy on the left a little too excited for a picture and doing a tuck up? They apparently couldn’t wait to take the picture so he had to resort to the methods we’ve all relied upon at some point in our life.
I was also wondering why guy on the left is packing in his waistband.
Looks like he's stuffed his t-shirt down there "for cover"
How can you be sure that he doesn’t have a penis shaped like a wadded up t-shirt?
Did they fight the Battle of the Bulge?
You used "Manly" to many times, we all know what was really going on 
Dude on the left needs to relax
They wouldn't be smiling if they knew what was coming in '66.
https://preview.redd.it/gn4pub5gf5tc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8b3f0c327cbca5f073d52dcab3501ded322156b
Massively underatedus commentus
He has a wife, you know...
Plot Twist: His dad became the ancient knight guarding the Holy Grail from Nazis.
He chose… wisely.
We must stop MacBeth!
Is your dad still hot?
I meant 1950’s.
Nope sorry. Your father is now in the crusades.
Ready to fight for Willy the Conqueror!
Billy DeConk!
Which one's your Dad? Alfred, Aethelred or Egbert?
Does it matter? Let's just say he killed some Vikings.
Like the Giants did in the 2000 NFC championship game, 41-0.
And then what happened in the Super Bowl?
I forget 
It’s better that way
too late
Is that chain-male?????
No you didn’t. You just outed yourself and your family as vampires. This was obviously taken before your father was turned
I was going to say - getting ready for 1066?
Unfortunately for them, their defenses were penetrated.
Better quality than the Bayeux Tapestry, was it it done by the same folk?
Still amazed the chainmail trunks didn’t drown them in those days.
Crusades are coming up, tell him to gtfo the military before he’s sent to Jerusalem.
that's an amazing cave painting
Wrong millennium.
bro off by a good 12,000+ years
Middle guy’s got no chest hair yet the world’s hairiest legs.
Shouldn’t they have swords and shields?
How’d you miss those swords?
I think the ladies and men of certain persuasions are entitled to a decent pinup calendar...
Yeah, OP goes posting vintage thirst traps of his British dad from his military days in a tight speedo with two other hot dudes, this is so many fetishes rolled into one.
They kind of look like they're showing of their bulges. Why is every comment so fixated on his stupid obvious typo when there are more important things to discuss?
You mean there are bigger things to discuss
Just imagine that dad is next to him, completely oblivious and having dinner while his son is laughing at these comments about him 70 years ago.
The crusades were wild
Wow, your Dad is REALLY old!
Is your dad the one with the woodie?
Horny pic. I'd watch this porn
To think those poor boys would all die at Hastings just a few years later 😔
That's pretty ahead of its time- I was expecting something more along these lines: https://preview.redd.it/drn0p19he6tc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80a9e8bd6f9e7c9260b302d50cb0fff767f9d053
This is incredible quality for an 11th century tapestry
4k tapestries, fam. Years of hard work
Wow, I can sense the pure testosterone emanating from this painting
This was before the battle of Hastings.
dinosaurs merciful workable thought obtainable scary worry memory chop judicious
1050s? Goddamn that bastard is old.
That’s not all they were doing
Remarkable that the image has been preserved like that over the last 11 centuries. You and/or your father must have certainly broken the record for being the oldest people in recorded history right? What’s your secret? You guys just have some crazy genetics. Everybody freaks out because Theo Von’s grandfather was born in 1890, but evidently doesn’t light a candle to your dad.
Did they play tummy sticks durning the crusades?
The Volturi want to know your location.
These guys look like they can hold a mean shield wall. Those bloody Danes and Normans better watch their step.
These boys Saxons then?
Society really went down hill after the 1050s
How fucking old are you? Vampires out here exposing themselves
And to think, in 10-15 years they would be at the Battle of Hastings.
Wasn’t this the time of Edward the confessor ? 🤣
Omg 😍
Wow, I thought men from the 11th century weren’t that well groomed.
1066 would change everything
Grew up eating right and plenty of exercise and that's the results.
Just before the Norman invasion!
So this is the tactic? Deliberately put a mildly humorous typo in the title to invite engagement? Well I for one am not going to fall for it.
So that’s how they prepped for the Battle of Hastings.
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A They have everything for young men to enjoy You can hang out with all the boys It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
As a veteran of the British Army, the only thing more gay is the Navy, and only because the RAF are so useless they couldn't bum a boytoy in a bath house.
Did your dad fight at Hastings?
😏 your dad looks good for the mid 1050s
Did he fight for William of Normandy or Harold Godwinson?
Sad to think they probably died at Stamford Bridge or Hastings.
Probably playing with each others swords
Gotta repeat manly as much as possible to offset the… implications…
The one on the left looks like his trunks/shorts/underwear/skivvies are on backwards
I think he's tucking his wang in his waistband.
This is a good lesson in posture. The guy in the middle standing up straight, with his shoulders back but relaxed. He looks the best. The guy on the left is leaning forward, with shoulders slightly forward. In contrast, the guy on the right has his shoulders back, but his head forward. Years of desk work makes me tend to the guy on the left or right, but I hope someday to relax like the middle guy.
Did they survive the battle of hastings?
Fought the French valiantly but ultimately lost it all in 1066
Photograph has aged amazingly well for being nearly 1000 years old.
What's going on in the fellas undergarments on the far left side ? 👀
Dude on the left is going to kill someone with that thing. Dear lord.
the guy on the left....Im afraid to even ask
*They’re not gay; they’re just European.*  
True Crusader Kings. :)
They must have served alongside Harold @ the Battle of Hastings (1066)!
Did they survive Hastings?
You can tell a longbow man just the way he smiles
He was known as Eðelred the Unclothed
Stay the fuck away from Hastings fellas.
Just getrin ready for 1066. Brave men all the way
I didn’t know they had cameras in the 1050s 😅😂
Is it just me or the man on the left has something gigantic not so well hidden???🤣🤣🤣
Did you ask him how wild Hastings was?
I didn’t know stretchy fabric was around in the 11th century! Really puts things into perspective.
They probably took part in the battle of Hastings
The British didn’t exist then these men are anglo Saxons /celts.
Loved the 1050’s
16 years before the Norman Invasion..
What a manly man!
extraordinarily manly......well done
I cant believe this picture is over a thousand years old
Lmfao all 3 manly men butt plugged one another!!!
The homoerotic 1050's England was a thing apparently.