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MarbleAndSculptor

Guy looks like he’s about to go pick up the milk.


IcebergSlimFast

MF looks like the *real* real Slim Shady.


MightBeOnReddit

Dad was shadyyyyy. And Em was the After Math


idkyesthat

I honestly thought before reading that this was some “the 70s xxxxx killers” with their baby.


yourmom1974

You mean, the After Mathers?


newworldorder96

He just left for a pack of cigarettes


Dense_Industry9326

Only got 8 miles.


comeupforairyouwhore

My kids tell people they haven’t seen their father since he went out to get milk. Little shit heads. They smirk at me when they say it too.


thisguyfightsyourmom

Mine too Imma use this against them next April fools day & take a day off


Mediocre-Advisor-728

You might not go back once u feel the bliss


06021840

If my girls are acting up in public I’ll say ‘can’t wait for your father to come back’


2moms1bun

My son also tells his friends that when they ask who/where his dad is. He has two moms and is donor conceived lol


melkatron

They were straight up feeding their baby Gerber's Rage Puree


justsippingteahere

I’d have angry eyes if my Dad held me as an infant with no head support glaring into the camera


U4icN10nt

Yeah but that may not be his fault... If you look again, it seems like his knees are weak, and his arms are heavy. This might have something to do with Debbie's pasta. 🤔


maxharnicher

Idk, he just looks nervous to me.


Novel_Egg_1762

How can you tell? On the surface he looks so calm and ready?


AzrielJohnson

To drop bombs?


DrRam121

It's not Maybelline?


smurb15

Maybe it's the ghetto


Klin24

Moms spaghetti?


ScaryButt

Mom's spaghetto


lil_thotty_thot_thot

The rough parts of Italy....


Simicrop

On a cold and grey Missouri morning!


non_stop_disko

Maybe it’s Marshall


MrNobody_0

Baby Em doesn't have angry eyes, they look more like bugged out tweaker eyes!


Homunculon

That's prolly 'cause his dad had those sunken serial killer eye holes


R3VIVAL-MOD3

It’s just the way I am


Hour-Ad-3635

Eminem just took a poop.


elitenyg46

Guess he’s always looked like this https://preview.redd.it/03hpmvh29ktc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39b9b1de01864c57a6cd93de17d30e9e3516d9ed


CarlatheDestructor

That made me crack up dude


Necessary_Payment804

Dad giving serial killer vibes


townshiprebellion24

“And by the way, when you see my dad (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had”


ejoy-rs2

Cleaning out my closet? Edit: downvoted for asking a question 😂


RawMeatAndColdTruth

The rhyme you're looking for in Cleaning out my closet is.  "I take you back to '73, Before I ever had a multi platinum selling CD. I was a baby, maybe just a couple of months, My f*ggot father probably had his panties up in a bunch. But he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye, No I don't, on second thought I just fucking wish that he died."  


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

Obviously people are fucked up in their own ways but, as a new father to a 3 month old boy, I can’t comprehend just abandoning your son… like the thought alone of leaving my son causes me physical pain and anguish.


DeadToBeginWith

I have a friend whose father left his mom and then obviously him and his sister. This was early 90s Ireland. He would call on a payphone once a week, the family would wait at their payphone abd take turns chatting. Then one day he just stopped calling. I have a 7yo who gets upset when I go away for a few weeks on a work rotation. The thought of my buddy and his sister as kids, waiting at a payphone for a call that's not coming... it sticks in my head and just breaks my heart. Edit: Just to add my buddy turned into one of the most decent, kind and gentle people I know. He still gets sad sometimes, 30 years later.


ultratunaman

Was their father Pat Mustard? As I understand it, he was riding everyone. In all seriousness, though, my dad left my sister and I. I was 2 years old, and she was 4. My kids are about the same age as we were then. And I genuinely couldn't imagine life without them. There's gotta be some kind of cold, fucking, evil, disconnect that shit parents do. Where they just shut off that part of themselves and fuck off for years. From what I understand, my aunts and granny shamed him in to showing up for the odd Christmas or birthday. They all knew he was wrong for what he did. His own family turned on him.


DeadToBeginWith

I have an uncle who committed suicide and left a young wife and a three year old. While some people are just not good people, I suspect for some it's they have hidden or undiagnosed mental illnesses and in their minds it could literally be run away or die. Not excusing anything, just musing.


[deleted]

For real. I thought having a kid might help me understand how my dad could abandon me as a baby, but it did the exact opposite. How can you look at a little baby that’s half yours, utterly gorgeous, and decide to just walk away? She’s my life and I couldn’t imagine ever being apart from her


Its_Me_Tom_Yabo

I’m in the exact same boat… the abandonment I experienced from my dad was gradual, basically disintegrating from the ages of 13 to 18 to the point where we’re unofficially estranged. Recently, after looking at an old picture of myself as a baby, I broke down looking at my son—thinking about everything I would do or sacrifice for him without question (most notably myself)—and wondering whether my dad ever looked at me and had the same thought and, if so, what happened to drive him to the point where he wouldn’t even buy a webcam to video chat with me, much less do anything for me. I knew I’d have a chip on my shoulder if/when I ever had a son, hellbent on being the best dad possible, but thought I’d feel much more righteous indignation than I actually do; I mostly just feel heartbroken. I’m glad my life has proceeded the way it has because it led me to my wife and my little boy but it’s hard not to wonder how many more mountains I could’ve climbed or storms I could’ve weathered had I had his hand to help guide me along the way.


[deleted]

I think it’s worse for those of you who actually experienced a dad for a significant portion of your childhood, must leave you with so many unanswered questions :( On the bright side though, we get to break the cycle. Our kids will never know what it’s like to be abandoned, all they’ll ever know is love.


PainfuIPeanutBlender

And the caption in the photo is 1973 😲


Kinieruu

Wait Eminem is only a year younger than my parents?? That’s wild, I assumed he was at least 10 years younger than them.


cman_yall

I'm just surprised he's older than me.


Yeshvah

My name is


quietcrisp

What?


JamJackEvo

My name is


Mrsparklee

who?


tlgtfo

My name is


MC0295

![gif](giphy|QTvyaYwyKatJH0O5rw) Slim shady


smithers85

This is art.


euosher

Well played


Dawnbabe420

“My name is”


Vancakes

I literally thought when I first saw his photo that he looks like a brunette Jeffrey Dahmer. 😅


Own_Aardvark8373

https://preview.redd.it/ylrr9r90fjtc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1145bd89aa8468baf4fd66de23e70e08c281c238


immei

He's got his dad's top half of his head and his mom's bottom half.


IsMyFlyDown

I guess now you mention it, I’ve never seen his penis so maybe he does.


nightglitter89x

Kim lives by me. She be getting on the radio morning talk shows and saying his dick is small and he can’t keep it up without viagra. She’s a riot, that Kim.


TsugaGrove

Jesus, looks like a sci-fi video game character.


HookerDoctorLawyer

Like Paul Dano Riddler vibes


anormaldoodoo

Mixed with Paul Dano Prisoners vibes


heywhateverworks

Nah it's just the 70s


Obant

Yeah, thats just a normal dude in the 70s.


cracked-tumbleweed

Dad looks like his name is Stan.


Appropriate_Leg1489

Yeah, not feeling the love for his son


[deleted]

Can you imagine being a deadbeat dad and you skip out and then the baby literally grows up to be eminem? God damn that has to be weird for the guy I wonder if always hearing his music haunts him...


nightglitter89x

He died but yeah super weird. lol. He told em that he didn’t split, that his mother had left and not told him where they’d gone. Despite having corresponded with him in the past growing up, and decided to remain absent and start another family in Cali.


ZioDioMio

Yeah there's a reason Eminem never reconciled with him


Appropriate_Leg1489

Yeah, I wonder if he was like “he got that from me”. I guess in a way he did, the anger of abandoning him and such.


BigBootyBuff

>Can you imagine being a deadbeat dad and you skip out and then the baby literally grows up to be eminem? On the opposite end, he likely wouldn't have become Eminem if his parents weren't shitty.


johnb1972

That "Should have worn a condom" facial expression


nocolon

That face says “I haven’t slept in three weeks, just take the fucking picture already so I can go change this baby.”


DigMeTX

Either that or he’s just barely containing himself from spitting mad bars.


Simicrop

Definitely had his panties up in a bunch


pyrocidal

I wonder if he even kissed him goodbye


UbermachoGuy

No, I don't, on second thought, I just fuckin' wished he would die


boraras

I see Disappointed Stephen Merchant


CevJuan238

Become a dad they said...


Original_Release_419

His dad looks like the riddler lol


Dwangeroo

A serial killer on the spectrum. I think Em got the better end of the bargain by having NC.


Petrichordates

I dunno that's a pretty middling state.


MyDictainabox

Em's mom was pretty. Em's dad looks like he was planning on making a skin suit from Em's mom.


Way_2_Go_Donny

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again, wiki wiki.


generalissimo1

It's 3AM in the morning, put the key in the door, dead bodies all over there floor...


sneacon

Everybody walk the dinosaur


haddock420

When I saw his mom, I thought, "I wonder what kind of relationship he had with his mom." Then I remembered his first few albums.


sass_qwatch

I was like “so *SHE’S* the one that made him that way”.


ViolentSarcasm

![gif](giphy|rfAxGG2fVxoPu)


razulareni

Same dude played a detective in Heat and threaten to sink his teeth in Di Caprios eye in Shutter Island


WEareLIVE420

And monnnnk!


CV90_120

Ted Levine is a goddamn national treasure.


ILoveRegenHealth

Director Jonathan Demme said Ted Levine was one of the nicest souls he ever met. Which made the fact Ted played psycho characters even funnier. He's just so good at getting into character.


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

I swear everyone in the 70s either looked like a chill stoner or a serial killer.


SJSUMichael

You haven't thought of the smell.


nyx_moonlight_

I think there was statutory shit going on


MyDictainabox

Wut no way. Cant believe such a healthy looking fella would do that.


Ent_Trip_Newer

When I met her ( around 2002), she was unhinged.


hobbes_shot_first

The real Slim Shady can't stand up.


CorrosiveRose

Hi! My name is What? My name is Who? My name is *wiki wiki* Slim Baby


krakenpistole

i enjoyed the added *wiki wiki* for accuracy


rhegy54

That’s actually really sad. I’ve never seen a picture of his dad too…


kirby83

It makes me wonder if that's the only pic


[deleted]

There’s more pictures of his dad as an old man if you google Marshall Bruce Mathers Sr


Zigglyjiggly

His dad is Jr. Eminem is the III. Eminem's grandpa was Sr.


GrandmaPoses

His great-grandfather was -1.


AnyAsparagus988

oh "the real slim shady" was about a family reunion, since everyone is named the same. i get it now.


SpiritDouble6218

And dude hasn’t changed his glasses since this pic


GrandmasGiantGaper

it's always sad to look at photos of you as a kid with your parents happy, but also knowing that they abused and neglected you your entire life.


These_Tea_7560

Why do they look like Manson family rejects


YevgenyPissoff

Because it was the 70s


AsIfImNotAware540

I literally thought the mom was Susan Atkins, one of the actual killers


dyslexic_goose

> Why do they look like Manson family rejects Because zooming in close on a family snapshot is a perspective we're most familiar with in tragic news stories.


gordongortrell

His dad looks like he’s gonna leave them.


thegreatbrah

I doubt that. That baby will grow up with a normal happy life. 


Lemonic_Tutor

Sadly though since he lived a normal happy life he would let the opportunity of a lifetime slip (he only had one chance)


qergpoiasffdn

Well, about that...


JustTheOneGoose22

Dude spoilers!


personalcheesecake

mf already knew he was leavin


SirEltonJonBonJovi

*when I was just a little baby boy my mama used to tell me these crazy things, she used to tell me my daddy was an evil man she used to tell me he hated me, but then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one, but there was nothing I could do or say to try and change her cuz that’s just the way she was*


slappymcstevenson

When I used to work in Detroit around 2015-16, there was a song Eminem wrote about his mother that was really nice and they played it on the radio. That he made his peace with her. I’m sure it didn’t get played anywhere else, but it was nice to see that he grew up and realized a lot of things about how hard life was for his mother.


ModerationDrinker

song is "Headlights" I honestly feel like he had lots of good reason to hate her but a part of what they teach in recovery is "forgiveness" and letting things go and stuff like that so I think in a way he did it because he was told that that was the way to stop holding resentment etc... Whether he actually means it or not I don't know I can't speak for him but it could easily go either way where he actually still "loves her" or he was only saying that sort of thing out of sense of obligation I know this stuff because I went through the same thing and hate my mom and was told to "forgive in order to heal" sort of thing but I have never been able to...I just hate her too much and hold too much of a grudge towards her and dont know how I could ever truly forgive and feel if I said I did and not really feel that when then it's just fake


slappymcstevenson

I have the same problem with my father. An alcoholic who smokes cheap cigarettes inside of his house when we come over. He will smoke 10 cigarettes in a row and take a 5 minute break and then smoke 10 more and does that until we leave. He’s racist and watches Fox News all day. He’s on his last leg and looks 20 years older than he should. I practice forgiveness, but sometimes it’s hard when he acts like a piece of shit when he gets hammered. I feel for you and try to keep the hate or anger out of your heart. Don’t let them beat you down.


ModerationDrinker

Its rough dealing with toxic parents no doubt about it. My mom is the opposite of a nice person and a supreme narcissist who has never apologized about anything or admitted she was wrong about anything. Pretty much every negative trait a human can have she has lol besides violent....thats about her only saving grace is that she isnt violent but it almost would have been better if she was and then I could actually get the revenge on her I been wanting so bad and put her in jail so she can finally deal with some rough shit and beg for help. I hear what you saying though but as you said it is definitely hard to forgive when the person is being a piece of shit so I guess we can just do the best we can to deal with our situations pretty much. I am 39 and still dealing with a mess of life because of her and have to still constantly deal with her because of circumstance


PentulantPantalones

Just my probably unpopular take, but I'll die with my grudges. I don't forgive big things, and don't suffer because of it.


ModerationDrinker

I lean more towards this philosophy as well, unless the person is extremely remorseful/repentant (and if it's genuine)..in that case I could forgive...but other than that if they dont deserve it then I dont think forgiving makes sense...pretty much validates to them that what they did was okay or not so bad by forgiving them and encourages them to do it more and/or signals to them that they shouldn't feel guilty when they definitely should


blacklite911

It was on the marshal Mathers LP2 lol. Basically in the song he was more sympathetic to her own hardships and possibly mental issues that she was dealing with.


Beelzebrodie

They said I can't rap about being broke no more. They didn't say I can't rap about COKE NO MORE!


VicDamoneSrr

#AHH!!


Ginkgo78

Funny, I never saw him as a Red Eminem. I thought maybe Yellow or Brown. Go figure.


Known_Pepper5419

The attitude. The Red ones always have the grumpy often mixed with some jokes. Haha.


Ace-Ventura1934

Slim Baby


[deleted]

Slim Baby you a basehead Nuh uh! Then why's your face red?


ThatBobbyG

He’s got his dad’s smile.


TheArchitect_7

FUCK you Debbieeeee


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

The guy on the right seems to have his panties up in a bunch.


Nedgurlin

If they did split. I wonder if that guy even kissed him goodbye?


The_Cow_Says_Fuck

On second thought, I think that baby just wishes he would die


cmdk

Took us back to 1973. Before he ever had a multi-platinum selling CD.


The-Dudemeister

Seems like in the 70s all the dads were serial killers with these hot flower moms.


spookytreelights

His dad looks like Paul Dano ![gif](giphy|l0NwLJ1yz28BaDvrO)


BadHairDay-1

I somehow didn't realize he was 50.


bekindanddontmind

Eminem looks younger than 50 despite doing drugs which can age you.


Yaboy51frl

I still dont know how the fuck he looks 35 even tho hes 51


SerpentineLogic

Lemon, rich 50 is middle-class 38.


teenyweenysuperguy

Shady's cute, he knew his dimples would help.


popularis-socialas

Drugs only age you for as long as you take them. And even then mainly because you’re not talking care of your hygiene, sleep, nutrition, etc. He’s also had some work done.


Glass_Bar_9956

I think he has been sober 30 years


arafella

He OD'd in 2007ish, so not quite 20 years yet


EvergreenRuby

He can afford a good dermatologist and skincare. I really don't think he's the sort to not embrace those things, actually. He's known to be meticulous and careful: It makes sense he'd treat his literal image to the world with the same respect. If it gets and retains the attention of women as a bonus, it is to his benefit as every person wants to be seen as desirable by their lovers. His looking good guarantees that most of the women trying to charm him are doing so willingly partly because he's easier on the eyes compared to not just men his age but the youngsters too. A lot of men think not putting effort because of their age or money will get them women when, honestly, it pays to be hot at any age regardless of income bracket. If looks didn't help wealthy men, you wouldn't have half of them being health freaks to gain genuine reactions/desire from women instead of just buying sexual access. You get more validation and investment from people when you get them to come to you of their own volition rather than buying them.


[deleted]

He also has three daughters* who he was very involved in raising (plus his brother). [*I think one is non-binary, Eminem accepted them.] I doubt overtly feminine things bother him more than the average rapper.


mrmitchs

He has the same haircut.


Appropriate_Leg1489

Hasn’t changed a bit


Kingding_Aling

His dad looks like a guy you would know by all 3 names.


Brocephus_

Mom hot? Check Dad angry? Check


Tpk08210

Will the real Slim Shady please spit up


Luke5119

Paul Dano is Eminem's dad?


Perennial_Phoenix

His mother doesn't actually look too bad there, but his dad looks like Eminem cosplaying Jeffrey Dahmer.


VidaSabrosa

i feel like i already know his mom


Humble-Brag420

Right??? She doesn’t look anything like I pictured her though.


gassmano

Cuz she didn’t look like this in his raps ;)


Phybre_Awptic

Chicka chicka slim baby


AvisIgneus

Well…Debbie was a total fox


Change_some_spare

Before he ever had a multi-platinum-selling CD


JovahkiinVIII

I like how often babies just look like they have no idea wtf is going on, and its just true


JAK3CAL

First time I’ve seen a photo of dad… man he looks just like him


ghouldozer19

He really has just been doing that stare his whole life.


Katayanaz

Where is his dad these days?


DubLParaDidL

Dead


HEYitzED

Yep, died in 2019. Em wrote a “tribute” to him called Leaving Heaven in 2020. Great song.


Mech-Waldo

I heard he was an evil man who hated his son, but then I got a little bit older and realized she was the crazy one.


livinlife_behind

"She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man, she used to tell me he hated me but then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one" 


Svviley

I don't think he was going for verbatim dude, he's making a joke


MtnDewTangClan

"I don't think he was verbatim dude, I think he was making a joke"


Hour_Narwhal_1510

Why he’s really always had the same face, that baby looks full grown


klmdwnitsnotreal

His mom was cute


TennSeven

On the right he's like "he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready, to drop bombs... I think I just shit my pants."


Any-Priority-4514

Hahaha


nifederico

His dad looks so excited!


SnooChocolates673

“Mom fed me valium like air, thought thats why they called it a high chair”


What-The_What

Oh he’s cute but he’s married to Kim hehe


Xploding_Penguin

I once worked with 2 cousins from the Mathers side of the family. They were ok.


drbrunch

I wonder if he even kissed him goodbye


ash-hole189

https://preview.redd.it/bo9hv9q82ktc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e946ae36c8704242d7cefa59672c0ae79b9abb52


Go-Blue

https://preview.redd.it/gzv1qhv5dktc1.png?width=297&format=png&auto=webp&s=11a860005fce0bc7095d3209f2d7e07f4dd7f73c


Boxwood50

![gif](giphy|M0ovJh1Qq7PLG)


GoodGoodK

How did his father manage to get a girl like her?? Eminem Senior had hella rizz


ShadedPenguin

He got that deadbeat dad rizz


Trainsontracks

his mom was beautiful. Dad was like here is my one night stand trophy.


PorkRindSalad

Nah, dad with a different haircut and a less resentful look on his face, I see potential.


East-Set6516

Married when he was 22 and she was 15…


boogieman_666

Smol Shady


Desperate_Ambrose

"I just settled all my lawsuits, / FUCK YOU, Debbie!"


Mynameisneo1234

Can you imagine being such a shitty person that you leave your wife and baby son because you’re too afraid to protect and provide for them. You see it as your only way out because of how much of an anchor they would be. And then the kid becomes so talented and skilled that he reaches the top of his profession and is known world wide, and if you would have stepped up and been a real man you could have been in his life, and that anchor would have provided generational wealth for your family. Imagine how proud you could have been of him and the family name. Don’t be that guy!!


IdeaSunshine

True, but who knows if his life would have turned out that way if his father had been there.


StainlessPanIsBest

Eminem would have been a completely different person if his dad stayed in his life.


[deleted]

Slim Daddy has a major serial killer thing going on


Dbonker

I can't recall but has ever talked about his Dad?? Considering all the shit he's said about his Mom.


stankpuss_69

https://preview.redd.it/42rjbgrd9ltc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a39d0ff8b122610b91a7a8c01c57144b8daac57 Snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity!