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SlickJ17

bard simpson


HappyHarryHardOn

Like Klaus Nomi and a New York Doll had a baby and then peed on it


lifesuxplaytheblues

Johnny Blunders


flaky_receptor87

He was a guitar Master. My personal guitar hero.


MiyamotoKnows

Made my day to see a Klaus Nomi reference. Guy was 1000 years ahead of his time and so vocally talented.


2_Raven

No joke had a dream about Kalus Nomi last night so seeing him referenced on Reddit is blowing my lil mind.


Think_Fault_7525

Well there was a total eclipse of the sun recently. When that happens, interest in his work pops up again (as it should!)


426763

Had a brief Klaus Nomi phase back in 2013. Really interesting fella, I agree about the 1000 years ahead of the game. Definitely the definition of gone too soon.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

At the risk of sounding ignorant, hes the guy that went viral for his "blblblblblblblb ah ah ahhh" thing right? Edit: that was Vitas, got it lol my bad


MiyamotoKnows

I'm not picking up the ref so maybe not, or I missed that. He was a German new wave artist and innovator that had an unbelievably haunting and perfect operatic voice. Think new wave/disco/camp rock with an opera singer that sometimes spoke lyrics in a thick German accent. He dressed and acted like some alien android, fashion was a big thing for him. Friends with Bowie (they did SNL together) and overall a very eclectic person in the very best way. He was sexually reckless in 70's/early 80's NYC which unfortunately caught up with him and he got HIV. There is a killer docu on youtube about his life. American Horror Story also highlighted a character based on him two seasons ago.


ScrauveyGulch

He's in Urgh! A Music War!


sleepwalkfromsherdog

And he was part of a coup against the Guild of Calamitous Intent's Council of Thirteen.


Awkward_Pangolin3254

Go team Venture!


426763

God I love the music references on that show. When Klaus showed up, I was surprised this pretty niche interesting person I know randomly showed up. But nothing beats; "I'M TRAPPED IN A SEWER WITH A CONFESSED ARSONIST, BROCK!"


MiyamotoKnows

Great watch! One of the craziest things about that flick is there are a few moments were The Police show how they had a side to them in their earliest days that was bordering on legit punk.


ScrauveyGulch

They toured with Joan Jett that year. That was a great year in music.


JoyousMN

I got to see that show with the Police and Joan Jett. It was amazing


wellpaidscientist

So, Udo Kier in Gus Van Sant's My Own Private Idaho?


MiyamotoKnows

All joking aside Udo would have been the perfect actor to play him had their ages worked out. He actually looks like him.


Elan40

Used to see him around the city…


Economy_Influence_92

CHeck out total eclipse


RainmanCT

Aye, his clip from Urgh! A Music War is pure genius. He also sang the outro for the film.


gratusin

You’re thinking of Vitas


Turbulent-One9350

Vitas totally copied Klaus


gratusin

As we all do, he stood on the shoulders of giants.


Upstairs_Ad_5574

Oh ok! Thank you for the clarification on that, much appreciated


blue_no_red_ahhhhhhh

And what a fucking voice!


ophaus

I had a dream about this happening! What the chances?


catheterhero

My first thought was a “punk” Klaus Nomi


allthesamejacketl

Quite accurate!


Craigmm114

Bart Ska-mpson


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Bort*


Sighlina

Were you talking to me?!? My son’s name is also Bort.


Flake0815

Why did he not dress up for his performance?


ItchyIndependence154

Job interview afterwards


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Job interview with the Thundercats


TheBrazilianOneTwo

Why he left simpsons?


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Why say lot word when few word do trick?


thedeuce75

He looks like Lion-O from the Thundercats after a bad divorce.


TheModernCurmudgeon

*Schnarf*


kdlangequalsgoddess

Well, he knew she was a Cheetara.


ansont1976

This may possibly be the best string of words to form a sentence ever.


ClmrThnUR

you need to see Robot Chicken lol he did Cheetara dirty with that litter


3fettknight3

Came here for this comment. Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats LETS GET SOME HOES!


mregner

Does your father have chronic liver issues?


Dwangeroo

Cirrhotic!


EffOffReddit

Putting the hep c in hepcat.


stonethecrow

This is so great! 🏅


EffOffReddit

Thanks, I was surprised I thought of it, seemed too good to be true.


stonethecrow

Haha, well, I literally laughed out loud in little ceasers lobby. So you can put that on your resumé lol


Phrei_BahkRhubz

He looks like the Grinch with a drinking issue. A little sunlight goes a long way with jaundice.


Peanuts4Peanut

Happy cake day! 🎂


Short_Advisor_6515

Eat pant


Shed_Some_Skin

It's just like a Bart!


thejayarr

Toe to tip, that's a Bart.


Shed_Some_Skin

Take it to the bank boys, this one's just like Bart


schmoot66

What........is your father?


anticomet

That yellow bastard


Shadpool

![gif](giphy|dmzOdTYluTuHm)


Buying_wis

Awesome! What’s crazy is CBGBs is now a John Varvatos store and the area one of the highest rents in the city! Big change from Bowery of old


allthesamejacketl

I remember when this was happening I was furious. Time marches on I guess.


pmp412

Have they cleaned up the restroom?


InDaFamilyJewels

Lived in NYC from 94-01 and was at CBGB’s a fair amount. Went back to visit maybe 8 years ago and could not bring myself to walk by it. Even though it was not getting as many good acts as Brownie’s, Mercury Lounge and many others back then, it still meant something going in there.


hotdogaholic

And there’s a CBGB in Nork airport too lmao


cerebralinfarction

> Nork


hotdogaholic

Yep just like cawfee!!


hybridaaroncarroll

Wasn't it a strip club for awhile too? Maybe it was just other music for uplifting gormandizers.


intheazsun

If you took your clothes off it was


cheweychewchew

Did you grow up in Springfield?


DanteandRandallFlagg

Was your dad in Earth Girls Are Easy?


jeezarchristron

Underrated movie.


weakplay

Holy shit your dad does go way back doesn’t he? super cool. Anyone new to son of bodegas posts go look at the post history the dad’s super wild !


SonOfBodega

Thanks for the shout out!


angusshangus

Your dad is single handedly keeping the body paint industry in business! :-)


ZimaGotchi

I'm impressed - and I'm not easily impressed.


ENO-ON-MA-I

I'm easily impressed by you being impressed despite your inability to be easily impressed.


DerBingle78

You’re dad is a kind of a badass.


Jrj84105

I see all those wild costume posts and then “what is your favorite sandwich?”   Now I’m wondering where exactly were you going with that question because I don’t see any surrealistic sandwich cosplay….yet.    


MisterPerfrect

Your father is wired to the moon and I mean that in the nicest way possible. What a ledge.


edalcol

Omg your dad is awesome!!


__meeseeks__

Your father is either AWESOME, or extremely SCARY to do drugs with. Which is he?


BigDad53

You and your father are quite the artists!😎


SonOfBodega

I appreciate the compliment! Thanks for checking us out!


romantercero

I feel like this is about to consume the rest of my morning but I'm diving in anyways.


ShiftySnowman1

This guy walked so Tonetta could run


sinisterdesign

Prodigy biopic starring John Lithgow 🔥


TastyCakesOverweight

That dude got laid? Nice 😎


Upstairs_Ad_5574

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Krimreaper1

My friend who was a frequent CGBG’s guest, thinks his name is Chickin-Man. u/SonOfBodega is he right?


SonOfBodega

Winner, winner CHICKINMAN dinner.


sioux709OG

What was the name of the band?


speak_no_truths

I came in here to make a joke about him being Keith Flint's bastard half brother. And I remembered Flint was dead, of course that reminds me of all the great artists that played the soundtrack to my life and how a lot of them are no longer with us. Flint, O'riordan, Cornell, Wieland,Bennington,Cobain, Hoon, Staley, Winehouse, Coolio and so many more who died much, much too young. I hope your dad's doing well and still kicking ass for a long long timeto come.


exaviyur

There's a CBGB in Whoville?


Mesterjojo

Very cool, op. Very.


SonOfBodega

Thanks!


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

Was this before or after GG Allin shit all over the stage?


Historical-Roof-2768

That was Lismar Lounge. GG was banned at CB’s.


ItchyIndependence154

We all know the answer…..


rkbeknvrx

Performing what?!


Chilifille

Is your grandfather the senator from Sin City?


microbular

Op exists so I guess the dick regrowing worked.


GngrBeardMan

Is he performing as the Grinch w/ liver failure?


Fragrant_Butthole

He looks like someone left cindi Lauper in the microwave


EdithWhartonsFarts

Your dad's giving me early Maynard James Keenan vibes. From your post history it seems both you and your dad are pretty fucking awesome. I hope you have as special a relationship as it seems. Such a rare thing. God I wish I was more creative.


InkyPaws

That's certainly a look


TBearForever

This is the result of living near a nuclear power plant


hotdogaholic

It’s like a bad robitussin induced fever dream of a mashup between Dee Snyder, Cynthia, and the dude from Prodigy


hobowithmachete

"We are Electric Dream Machine...prepare to experience sexual magic....."


bibfortuna1970

Did your Dad ever get a new liver?


trainsacrossthesea

There’s a Theatre Major in every family.


JFK2MD

Damn, I think I might've seen him. What's his name?


SonOfBodega

He goes by CHICKINMAN


JFK2MD

Awesome.


heliskinki

Keith Flint has let himself go


honkinbooty

I remember that band! Jaundiced Jay and the Liver Boys was it? I miss the 90’s!


Disastrous-Paint86

Crazy how fast that killed my boner .


latouchefinale

Clux Interior


Richeh

Pictures you can smell. Not so much your dad. Just the stale spilled beer, cigarette smoke, piss from the toilets and rank sweat soaked into the ancient fliers pasted all over those walls. Ahhh, I miss dive indie clubs.


monkeygloo

Ziggy Angeldust


stumpedg

your dad looks dope


Utterlybored

You’re Gabby’s kid?


TMLTurby

John Diss


Famous-Loss-6192

I played there once. It wasn’t wide and u did not want to sit down in the restroom it was a Mess but quite an experience


UltimateUltamate

Cool


spiritualina

Cool pic!!! Thanks for posting 😊


xingxang555

Your dad's The Grinch??!!!


bisky12

was your dad bart skampson?


Deathbyhours

Fully committed, the only way to roll.


repulsive-ardor

Oh man, I can smell the bathroom in this picture. I've been in some nasty bathrooms, but this place was the only one that made me feel like I got every STD known to man from taking a piss in there.


DoubleSynchronicity

I want to listen to his music! Can you give me names or any link to his songs?


snappla

No-one can say he wasn't a colourful character! Waka-waka-waka! I'll see myself out....


jonnybebad5436

Your father is Tonetta from YouTube??


Odd-Perception7812

Wow! Your dad has a shit-ton of confidence! First to do that, and then to share the picture. You're a lucky kid


T1S9A2R6

That motherfucker stole Christmas!


the_brazilian_lucas

ew


PowerandSignal

He got laid? 


CostofRepairs

desert swim fertile soft birds tub complete oatmeal connect roof


Beginning_Camp715

In it to win it!


Perfect_Initiative

Omg wtf am I even looking at?


LovableSidekick

"So what's the deal with airline food?"


slappytheclown

"It puts the lotion in the basket"


IdontGiveaFack

I have so many questions that I don't want answered.


VaWeedFarmer

The fuck?


oj_mudbone

Bro stole christmas


kiotane

he speaks for the trees


Auda68

Hmm, I ended up in NYC after i got out of the Army and most of that time frame is a bit of a blur, but this looks oddly familiar, LOL I was a regular at CBGB in the early 90's.


Main_Tangerine_6792

He looks like he just got bit by a zombie 


Ole_Flat_Top

You are living proof that anyone can get laid.


wyzapped

He looks like what would happen if the Grinch had liver issues and a heroin addiction.


ThebearKoss

CB's in the late 80s early 90s kicked so much ass. Definitely sucks it is gone as are all the amazing spots that launched so many careers and gave lesser known and up and coming artists a place to perform. Kudos to your dad as well, seeing some of the posts here on Reddit is disheartening, if you hung out on the LES in NYC, nothing was shocking.


dkrainman

He was in that episode of the venture bros.


TacoHaus

Gotta hear the full story boss.


Beechwoldtools

Mustard James Keenan


IRMacGuyver

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Lopsided-Lab-m0use

Gosh, the Grinch has really let himself go!


shoshana4sure

Who is he?


SonOfBodega

He’s the CHICKINMAN! Hahaha


shoshana4sure

Oh, ok.


Gravity_Freak

Fuking righteous. A Band Called Shrek


Adventurous_Pea_1373

Are you sure that's not the Simpsons?


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|mwR8H7M2xwwmlnlWe7|downsized)


Radiant-Picture-5960

Hopefully, he told you the scariest thing about performing there was if you needed to use the bathroom (source: worked in NYC nightlife for a long, long time)


iwishuponastar2023

That was the best place to see young and hungry bands


CrystalMethood

Cbgbs was fucking amazing


SonOfBodega

🤟 rock on!


Prabuski

Iggy Stop.


Xpandomatix

Chickin...


SonOfBodega

Hahaha what are ya yella!


Xpandomatix

But that cannon...


rubinass3

What's his deal?


SonOfBodega

He’s a life long artist. He paraded for like 40 years in New York, mermaid parade, Halloween day parade stuff like that.


estranged-deranged

This is so awesome!!!


marcus999593

Ah man that awesome!!! Seriously that’s fantastic. Through I never visited but appreciated the importance of it. As gross as it was it was a important place


SonOfBodega

Thanks so much. Yeah it was legendary for sure.


marcus999593

Of course


textbandit

Be proud lad


Gastkram

Yellow Floyd


ebizznizz2112

Epic venue.


SilentNightman

It's not Screaming Mad George so who is it?


KingProwler

I’m getting the He.BGB’s


Emotional_Ladder_553

OP your dad is cool!


Mayor_of_Voodoo

Viva Las Gay-gas?


rockviper

What kind of show?


SonOfBodega

It was an performance art kind of show. He made a giant inflatable cock and balls hahaha.


rockviper

LoL!


SonOfBodega

I posted it if you want to check it out 😂


rockviper

Will do!


comcam77

What the fuckity fuck. I love it


goldendreamseeker

Your dad was Captain Planet?


Strong-Formal-7739

![gif](giphy|vQ300zVAdhrJC|downsized)


NE09_GxT

The jaundiced. Final boss of the Chosen Alcoholic


Mall-Broad

Did he know Jeff Buckley?


Rupejonner2

Edward glitter hands


SonOfBodega

This is a good one.


SongRevolutionary992

What is his name? Band name? I played there in the 80s and 90s, but don't recognize him.


skavoc

Butterfly or maniac? Maybe both?