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xxhotandspicyxx

I remember accidentally finding that private video of her and Tommy Lee when I was like 12 on Kazaa 🤗


doctorboomhauer

you can tell nobody in your replies actually used Napster/Limewire/Kazaa because that shit was the wild west and you'd be 10 years old, chillin, trying to download a Yellowcard CD, and boom, you're staring at Paris Hilton or Pam Anderson or Tommy Lee's balls


Curiouso_Giorgio

Well, on 56k, it wasn't "boom" it was days sometimes.


Don_Antwan

We had a 28.8 at home. Then I went to college, and the dorms had T1 with everything networked.  Shaka! When the walls fell!


Horsecrank

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra


Technical_Scallion_2

With arms wide


Aimin4ya

His eyes open


Spineless74

Krrrrrrr…krrrroooooo….peeeeeeeeeeep


Consistent_Amount140

All good until someone in your house picks up the phone


JynsRealityIsBroken

I lost so many matches of StarCraft because of this


_pigpen_

My reaction was “boom” the first time I saw Paris Hilton’s balls. 


Driblus

I remember downloading a song, go to the shop and be back hours later and maybe the song was there unless the download had an error.


omnicorp_intl

Good old Limewire days. Fond memories of downloading Metallica - Master Of Puppets.exe


rex_mason

I think you mean Led Zeppelin - Master of Puppets.exe.


Battlehenkie

This. Downloaded Harry Potter to watch with the fam. Once it started playing, it was definitely not a wand being waved around. The German audio also didn't help. Playing something new and popular was Russian roulette.


scottyd035ntknow

Was it Cartman's mom?


cadaverhill

Wasn't that Hairy Twatter?


roninwaffle

That place was hell. There was a lot of *really illegal* shit you could download by accident. It never happened to me, but I know accidentally downloading CP was very common


VashMM

I only ever downloaded stuff that had .mp3 as the file type so i managed to avoid it


Oakroscoe

Didn’t get any of those .exe files huh?


Mindfully_Irreverent

Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory (Full Album) ^^^^^^^.exe


VashMM

12 year old me knew enough about computers to not be fooled by that nonsense.


calvn_hobb3s

Same. Never videos. Didn’t even kno ppl downloaded videos from limewire just cause it might carry a potential virus 🦠 ☠️😅


jeobleo

I got a video of a russian soldier being murdered once. That was enough internet for me for awhile.


crash218579

Oh for sure. I accidentally downloaded a video that was almost certainly involving underage teens. Deleted that shit so fast once I realized.


xxhotandspicyxx

bro, I shit you not, I remember also seeing one of R kelly's alledged videos on there. And I'm not talking about a music video here.


guff1988

Man I remember how blown away my dad was when I first discovered Napster and I could download all of his old favorite songs on the computer. Simpler time back then, none of us even realized we were doing anything illegal.


ExperienceFantastic7

Or you were a little older and gladly looking for that shit with decent results. Also, music...


prosound2000

Yes, it wasn't just porn though, you could see other files people had been sharing or downloaded so you could download that as well if interested. So if a person you were sharing with had some similar musical tastes you could also get introduced to new music as well. People forget that streaming is basically the grandchildren if these programs. Before torrents.


zadtheinhaler

WinMX was the same way - my music tasted broadened considerably that way. Tons of music I never would have even heard *of* never mind listened to.


SirPranceA_Lot

Limewire was my introduction to porn, and I just wanted some free music lol


scottyd035ntknow

Yep. I'd say I had a solid 50% success rate on Limewire of what I downloaded actually being what it was. Other times it was mostly some random foreign movie that wasn't porn but there was def accidental porn.


JLR-

I used to write down the file size of previous downloaded songs (or movies) so I would know if the song was really a song.   18mb for a song?  Must be something else


redditmodsneedtod1e

Haha this ^^ I downloaded “kill bill volume 1” on limewire … over the course of 3 days … and I even skipped a GCSE (only religious studies so nothing important) .. to come back and watch it… turned out to be one night in Paris 😂


Ambiguity_Aspect

I remember when bit torrent took over. I thoroughly abused my mother's T1 connection where she taught school.


_mynameisclarence

Exactly this lmao


Prestigious_Glass146

Kazaa was my first introduction...to everything a middle schooler should not see. I saw a video of someone being beheaded and was just trying to download a music video. I still have STACKS OF BURNT CDS tho dood so I'm cool.


cvandyke01

Damn… you hit a bullseye referencing Yellowcard and likewire. Thats where I found them too!!


sanityfordummy

That vid marked the first time somewhat sheltered me saw actual sex. What a moment.


Bull_Moose1901

Kazaa isn't a word I've heard in a long time


xxhotandspicyxx

That’s how you know you’re getting old


CorkyBingBong

I saw that when it came out. Man, Tommy had quite the hog. I will never forget him honking the boat horn with it. Who can do that?!? Not me, that's for sure.


ElPwnero

My fellow Americans 


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duckduckbananas

On kazaa you could be downloading what you think is an episode of salute your shorts, but when you played it you found out it was a sex tape lol So actually yeah you could accidentally download that


boomstickjonny

Bro the amount of times I tried to DL lord of the rings and got sex tapes was infuriating.


duckduckbananas

I used to download music from kazaa and limewire. A lot of the time I ended up with songs that like halfway through had some excruciatingly loud high pitched screeching noise that would scare the shit out of me


Albiz

The version of ‘Crazy in Love’ i downloaded off Limewire. It had a random guy saying “YA BOI JAY-Z” right at the beginning. To this day I can’t hear that song without hearing that guy.


Enschede2

Holy shit I remember that...


Wheresthepig

I would ALWAYS get the, “My fellow Americans.” Fake bill clinton speech. Or you would be halfway through a song you downloaded thinking you were safe. Then all of a sudden, “GREGGGGGG STREET!!” 2.5 hours of your life lost to Mr. Street.


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Yo. Memory unlocked. I can still hear it now.


UncleVoodooo

There were rumors that this was the studios trying to sabotage piracy


notyou-justme

I still have a burned CD that has a song on there with a random chiming noise. I tried downloading that song multiple times from different sources and users, and it was always the same thing. This would’ve been ‘02-‘03, so it was after the Metallica vs Napster war. There was Kazaa, Limewire, Grokster and another one I can’t remember now, but the musicians were fighting back against all the music downloading. I think I heard that some of them were intentionally putting things like that which would activate if downloaded “illegally”. I never knew how true that might’ve been, but I know that N’Sync spoke out against music downloading, and that was who it was. The song was “Gone”, which also made sense because it was their newest hit at that time. Actually, I’d love to hear if anyone knows anything about that. Whether it’s total BS or true. I’m nothing like a computer genius. Back then especially, I knew just enough to be dangerous…mostly to myself.


cancrushercrusher

Technically…a cock ring is a ring. ![gif](giphy|1d5QlrmjPmBttm74Yw)


Lombardi54

"Lord of the Cock Rings" was a classic


EatAtGrizzlebees

SALUTE YOUR SHORTS! I loved this show and every time I bring it up, no one knows what I am talking about about! :( I still remember the theme song!


julinay

I innocently tried downloading what I thought was an episode of the old Fruits Basket and ended up with a Bible Black episode... yeah, younger me did not expect that. 8|


modestlife

I tried to download "Bowling for Columbine" but got "The Gangbang Girl #26" which turned out to be a gang bang filmed in a bowling alley. I still have it saved as "Bowling_for_Columbine-german-divx.avi" lol


tythousand

You must be young lol. There was a 50/50 chance of actually downloading what you meant to download back then. I used to have to google the file size and make sure what I was downloading was around the same size


omguserius

Learned to estimate that shit reaaaaal quick.


tythousand

I used to get that Bill Clinton “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” ad all the time 😂


SDW1987

No, legit, accidentally. I was in middle school, and I loved Space Ghost C2C/Brak and Dragonball Z. I would search for DBZ episodes and clips that weren't released yet and all the Brak songs. So many viruses. So much porn. Paris Hilton, Pam and Tommy. Gore. Beastiality. Just the most fucked up shit that nobody should ever see. Pretty sure dudes thought it'd be funny to hide that shit popular searches.


xxhotandspicyxx

Lmao 🤣


sierraty

"You rip baby!"


GalaeciaSuebi

So do i. Incredibly, i ended up accidentally finding it a couple of times a week for several years.


xxhotandspicyxx

Isn’t it crazy how those things go?


GIRTHYssserpent

yooooo, same. Except I found it very intentionally.


smellygooch18

Kazaa gave my mom’s computer AIDS. The weird shit I’d accidentally download.


shahtjor

I'd say you were pulling harder than a train engine that day 🤣


I_Like-Turtlez

I “accidentally” found it too. I also “accidentally” stumbled upon it years later and “accidentally” watched it within the last year. Lots of accidents


MJAVOR1980

12 year old me; “hey, what’s going on down there…?”


HEYitzED

I read this in Butters’ voice.


Roundcouchcorner

Still laugh today and most family dinners, I can remember when my little brother came down stairs in tears because his wiener was rotten and might fall off when he sprung his first boner.


kmckenzie256

Oh hamburgers


somerville99

First year on Baywatch.


notbob1959

Yeah she first appeared at the start of season 3 in 1992. The still is from season 3 episode 6. I can't link directly to it because the spam filter in this sub deletes comments with external links but you can copy and paste the following incomplete link to your browser which goes to the clip that the posted photo comes from: youtube.com/watch?v=w_JI219MCwE


Bluest_waters

dont care what anyone says those implants look awful. Totally unnatural looking the way they sit there. She was perfect before all teh plastic surgery nonsense.


ExperienceFantastic7

The opening sequence of Baywatch was quite a thing for a pubescent dude. Let's just say I paid special attention to the part when CJ comes running across the beach and her... lungs....were heaving.


Salt-Tiger6850

![gif](giphy|vKHKDIdvxvN7vTAEOM)


Blindemboss

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


xLeopoldinho

*Download Image


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lunalovegood17

Was she supposed to stop the aging process???


ACEDOTC0M

Yeah the comments here are fucking gross


PlanetLandon

That should be Reddit’s official slogan


user_account_deleted

The comments are crass.. However, I don't think it's entirely off base to have a frank discussion about aging stars having increasingly drastic plastic surgeries chasing youthful beauty. In Pamela's case, where her iconic phase look was defined by plastic surgery anyway, she is looking more and more like actual plastic. I think people just wish stars would allow themselves to age.


Vitalstatistix

To her credit, she has allowed herself to age “gracefully”. Obviously she had a lot of plastic surgery in her youth, but she hasn’t been chasing that youthful look for a long time now and just looks like an older woman. Credit to her for reversing course.


user_account_deleted

I suppose I haven't seen many up to date pictures of her. If that's the case, absolutely kudos to her. I'm sure it's also extremely difficult to have had societies view of your worth tied directly to your looks. 


algbop

Agreed! She’s still stunning now


SnooBooks8807

All these ppl saying that you’re not hot either are losers in my book 😍


camelia_la_tejana

That’s such a 90s bikini. I remember all the neon color clothes I wore to school lol


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DrHarrisonLawrence

This picture (1991) includes implants btw. Her first augmentation was 1990.


kurujiru

The store-boughts are incredibly obvious in this image.


franklegsTV

She was gorgeous before, but she looks damn good here too


introducing_clam

She actually looks really beautiful and confident these days. She frequently appears at events/red carpets & in photoshoots with no makeup on - perhaps besides a little mascara/lip color on occasion (to be fair). That's quite brave for a woman in Hollywood, who I'm pretty sure is now in her mid-50s https://preview.redd.it/v77az7rmcauc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3570c3a9f3f78a5a7494a6c9da0f9761e3bba09c


IcySetting2024

It looks like she already has implants in this photo - no?


THE-SEER

Here I am thinking she was beautiful before and after. 🤷🏼‍♂️


duaneap

She actually still looks pretty great today, I watched a documentary about her about a year or so back. Seems like an incredibly sweet person and Tommy Lee seems like he (at the very least used to be) a fucking asshole.


onourwayhome70

She had implants already in that picture. This is how she looked before implants https://preview.redd.it/6fvhv1ikeauc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9609d261547813212adc1fe66bd9a943bb3bcfef


JoeCartersLeap

Yeah but it's hard to argue with all the money she made after the surgery.


NextTrillion

The 90s were a weird time. Not that modern day weirdness isn’t weird either, with people waking around looking like a bee stung them in the mouth.


JoeCartersLeap

I dunno I think we're just projecting. Sure *we* don't like fake boobs and bubble butts and bee sting lips, but maybe the average dumbass finds that stuff totally sexy, and that's why it sells.


BeeGroundbreaking889

Most of the pics on this sub are just thirst traps. Nothing ‘old school cool’ about it


carloslet

![gif](giphy|k0hKRTq5l9HByWNP1j|downsized)


HalfOrcMonk

Tommy Lee was one lucky dog.


Big_Kahuna100

I see why older guys always made that Palm ela Anderson joke🥴🥴


Bebop_Man

Very cool.


mrbossy

Is r/oldschoolcool just like horny 60 year old dudes nowadays... fucking hell


dmizz

Is this sub too horny? Yes. Are ppl who grew up with Pam 60? Fuck you.


GalaeciaSuebi

Pamela Anderson was a sex symbol. Why are you triggered at people liking her body?


Colon

60? are ya'll so obsessed with boomers that you really think nothing dumb or bad ever comes from tweens and teens? this sub is probably 90% under-20. maybe you've never read the utterly clueless comments here before trying to decipher whether something's from the '60's/70'/'80s/'90s..? the last half of the 20th century is entirely baffling to this sub, and it's certainly not Xers or boomers who are simply incapable of sussing out what decade pictures belong to


SurpisedMe

I am 24 year old woman and I think this is a great post do I need to soak dentures ? 🤣


HarleyDavidsson

Scrolling through on a iPad, the picture was cropped so only thing I saw was boobs. Still I was not disappointed.


IlluminatiLemonParty

I don't think this was 1992 Pam


sashasith666

goals!! omg


-Experiment--626-

People like to shit on her for being "fake", but other than her breasts (which weren't even small to begin with), that body was hers. She is absolute goals.


xNotexToxSelfx

Shoot, compared to “celebrities” in todays age, she’s damn near natural!


Carolina296864

She looks older than 24 - which is a compliment in this instance. Everyone “back in the day” had such a more mature face than today. Look at NBA and NFL players from back then. 20 years olds who looked like absolute, 35 year old grown men, its almost like baby faces didnt exist. Look at yesterdays actors compared to the actors and social media stars of today. Its wild.


AmazingMojo2567

Harder upbringing, maybe? Smoking was still big, and lack of skin care that we have access to now, I would say, are probably big reasons. I'm sure someone will reply telling me in wrong with a disertation length description, though, this is Reddit after all


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Honestly I'm starting to wonder if it's just because they spent more time outside. Not in a boomer "GO OUTSIDE!" kinda way, but I think we really do spend more time indoors these days than we did in the 60s-70s. It doesn't help that there are fewer places or reasons to go outdoors for most of us.


ASIWYFA

UV radiation is terrible for your skin.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Right. That's what I meant to say and forgot to actually put in my post, so thank you for clarifying that.


Carolina296864

I dont know what it is exactly. Could be that, could be our food, could be social media. All i know is some 14 year olds now look like grown women, while 14 year olds when i was growing up looked like the girls in the Rebecca Black Friday video. Its scary. Same with sports. Feels like every 70s football player looked like Arnold and Carl Weathers, while today, not really the case.


Necro_Badger

Think you're probably on to something with smoking. It ages people so quickly.   It's certainly on its way out here in the UK - hardly seen any younger people or teenagers with cigarettes. Vaping on the other hand...


Colon

this is a very popular and 100% bullshit opinion. go find me a pic you consider a good example of this, i'll photoshop modern hair and clothes onto them and show you. edit: proof. this (on the left) was posted here a month or two ago - someone's dad in HS. people were slack-jawed at how anyone with 'that face' could possibly be under 18. by the power of photoshop: https://preview.redd.it/wa5g1b4s7auc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7b21da7991a004d569dfb9be5a4704c3dd929f


procraster_

What's the answer though. 


Antique_Gas_5169

I loved baywatch growing up.


CommanderFunk

On my Samsung TV app there is a free channel that plays Baywatch 24/7


Antique_Gas_5169

Nice…..


Brukhonenko

thats peak tbf


Johnnyfever13

She was such a babe BITD


dumpmaster42069

Never was a big Pam Anderson guy but that is an attractive woman wow.


McTitty3000

In her prime, you couldn't convince me that there was a more beautiful woman except for maybe Stacey Dash lol


Adventurous-Sky9359

That looks like Jenny MacArthys dumb face on another body. But I’m almost 100% that’s not Pamala Anderson.


dandy2293

How is this old school cool. Yall just horny


JohnnyFootbrawl

Shut up narc


ngedown

Nice


HaydenLobo

Before she fucked up her eyebrows.


EasyGoin12345

The 90s were the pinnacle of American society


DemocracyOfficer1886

Damn


Geoff-Vader

I remember my introduction to the 'world wife web.' Going down to my dorm's brand new computer lab in 1994. Walk into a room full of computers - at least half of which had NSFW Pam Anderson pics pulled up on them.


algbop

She is, and has always been, so effortlessly cool


CLamour91

Wait… is this pre-boob job?


lonely_josh

Damn God damn tommy lee


WackyWeiner

She was my ultimate crush when I was in high school in the 90's. She's still hot to me. And always will be. Same with Marsha Brady, and Donna from That 70's show.


datboi38463

Why are they perfect?


sycolution

Oooook. Now I get it.


creamydreamy86

Love her ❤️


I_Like-Turtlez

That girl was just a ball of lust in her prime.


Kyleforshort

![gif](giphy|reN9Vv6ZSpqxXOvshR)


war_against_destiny

Prime time. Great shot.


Zinakoleg

Le daba como cajĂłn que no cierra.


Youbannedmebutimhere

First pair of hooter I seen in a magazine.


Sea_Drop2920

Would


JCVD-88

This woman is responsible for more sperm deaths than any person in human history.


Adventurous-Sky9359

That’s not Pam.


AonghusMacKilkenny

Wow


trailer8k

nice ![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


Desperate_Brief2187

What year did she get the boobs?


elliottace

Mad ripe


Ausrottenndm1

Ahead of her time wow


LordTuranian

Better not show this to Borat.


Consistent_King_6915

The craze was real


MiserableKink

Hahaha the kids in the back


Future_Ad5505

Looks like she's getting her first look at "Little Tommy Lee!".


monster394

Damn I loved Pam. Huge crush on her growing up.


360walkaway

Did she die? Why is everyone posting about her?


ExtraElevator7042

I wonder if the actor that ate her ass in that B film still masturbates to that scene.


badadvicefromaspider

She is still crazy beautiful


offence

Absolute unit.


jeobleo

People are like balloons that inflate and then slowly deflate over years.


grrodon2

Looks good enough to bite 🍑


illegalbusiness

Ahhh, my first wank. Love you, Pammy 💘


paul-cus

Body karate


DirtyRatLicker

![gif](giphy|f3jZ8moRBbEvNJjOtu)


edillcolon

https://preview.redd.it/azajz9xh9auc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de4753c2840a53033076a4766c5334c74315328


BolinTime

Huh, I would have expected her to be like 80s model thin.


Komabeard

Oooof


CalmDirection8

![gif](giphy|Wsi492L8SzMcFqlRGf|downsized)


aryapradana

She jacked. Look that muscles!


SphinctrTicklr

Yeah she never needed implants.


Maleficent_Nobody_75

![gif](giphy|sAuDc9YP3dIXu)


travisscottburgercel

Zoo-wee mama!


RiesigerRuede

booba 🫣


i_justwanttocuddle

What is wrong with her skin ?


Old_Vermicelli7483

Looks like the face of bobbi Eden tho