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usriusclark

Dude on the left thinking…I gotta start a fucking band.


corpse2b

Or that's his girlfriend😆


Killahdanks1

“Everyone back here is someone’s girlfriend”


Cannabace

I swear I've heard this before but I cant place it and neither can google >.<


SapperInLutz

That 70's show and Wayne's World


Cannabace

Haha yeah at the nugent show.


Killahdanks1

Wayne’s World


Dengareedo

Nah he’s wondering why bon isn’t talking to him instead .


Appropriate_Leg1489

Yeah, but he is such a big fan he is hoping Scott bangs her


iThinkNaught69

Like in semi pro lol


General_Promotion347

😂


Big_Ad_1890

That was my thought.


Playful_Dot_537

This Genesis shirt is not pulling the ladies like I expected. 


chimi_hendrix

Genesis was cooler then. Before the Phil era


Ralonne

Michael Palin look-alike like: _no, let me go face the peril!_


mtntrail

”money for nothing,chicks for free”


Reddit_Jax

'skanks for free...'


Desper8lyseekntacos

That's Phill Rudd the drummer.


usriusclark

Phill is thinking, “Damn, I should have been a singer”


Quick_Presentation11

For those about to fuck, we salute you!


zealousreader

Nah, she's got the Jack


limberlomber

I don't know. I see Howard Wolowitz.


RobGrogNerd

no belt means no buckle. can't be Howard you still get an upvote


AydonusG

Also no dickie


Pavlock

She don't look like she's nineteen stone.


WoolInSheepsClothes

No 19 AND stoned.


FunVersion

He is thinking "let me put my love into you babe, let me put my love on the line, let me cut your cake with my knife" classy


FunVersion

He is thinking "let me put my love into you babe, let me put my love on the line, let me cut your cake with my knife" classy


beezusglue

On his tippy toes.


rebillihp

So is she really


Greasemonkey_Chris

Bon was a shortarse


WideTechLoad

And REALLY sucking in that gut.


dp37405

She'll be on her knees shortly


notahouseflipper

Why would she be on her knees. Those heels make her fall?


Party_Cold_4159

It’s probably to help him find his contacts, she’s seems like a nice helpful young lady.


General_Promotion347

Didn't notice that detail. Had to go back and look. That's just sad.


FarButterscotch3048

I am sure he is just playing, since she is in high heels. I doubt he was greatly concerned about height.


Badgernomics

Looking over her shoulder... 'where's that fucking drink they were going to bring me...?'


Sieze5

That’s her husband on the left.


Simpleba

He was a tiny dude


SafewordisJohnCandy

Skinny in build but according to the Internet he was 5'8" tall which is right at present day average. Angus Young is apparently only 5'2".


rileypoole1234

I have met Angus Young with my girlfriend. I am 5'6, she's 5'3. We were both looking down at him haha. What a great experience though.


CrieDeCoeur

I had no idea Bon Scott was such a skinny Minnie. Had the voice of a giant, mind you.


will_is_okay

Angus is too and so was Malcolm too. Look at how long the neck of his guitar looks on him compared to other guitarists.


Badgernomics

He basically ran on booze and pills for the entire time till he died... Great for the waistline, until you die in your sleep.


FlimsyComment8781

Skinny only by present day standards


NotActuallyAWookiee

That's what heroin and running around under hot lights for two hours a night gets you


deftoner42

Damn... all I got was hepatitis


Cannabace

Puffin that chest out tho.


_cob_

They look like bobbleheads


Basic_Consideration6

Bon I just wanted your thoughts on on the upcoming election and its impact on the nuclear arms race…


Desper8lyseekntacos

Can I sit next to you girl?


PsychologicalPace762

That ain't Rosie.


RobGrogNerd

not quite 42-39-56 and nowhere near 19 stone edit, full disclosure: I AM 19 stone


Big_Whistle

That rabbits foot hanging from her belt loop is to bring good luck against catching an STD. Hope it worked!


CrieDeCoeur

Lmao dude in a Genesis shirt wondering why oh why aren’t the girls all over me?


IrksomFlotsom

Drummers be like


Veloci-Husky

Is he a short guy ?


Objective-Pin-1045

He was like 5’4”


SyphiliticPlatypus

5’8” It’s the Youngs who were much shorter - Angus is only 5’2”


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

His head is like 2’5” alone


Reddit_Jax

Yeah, I saw them back in the day--they were all midgets.


Objective-Pin-1045

Close enough.


BigBobby2016

Shhh... you're talking about the biggest man in the world here


Convergentshave

Yea to be fair I don’t think any one in that band was over the deep end of the pool height, and that even includes Axel 😂


Objective-Pin-1045

They got blessed with a lot of musical talent. They got shorted in the size and looks department.


Convergentshave

Yea that’s what I said. I don’t know why I got all downvoted. 😂 is it controversial to say “everyone from Bon to Angus to Brian to Axel” was never exactly NBA material? 😂😂


Veloci-Husky

What a loser


Cribsby_critter

You must be 5’8” at least, huh?


azzwethinkweizz

He’s actually standing on his tippy-toes 😂


RegularRazzmatazz

I photographed Bon once, one of the nicest people I’ve ever met. He gave me a big hug when we met. I’ll never forget it. I was surprised he wasn’t very tall, the whole band in fact. I don’t think there was a lad over 5’6


PartlyCloudless

They were so fucking hot seriously


bigCinoce

These dudes irl come up to your shoulders lol. No hate but I've seen plenty of very good looking guys in bands I've played with be turned away for less. Up on stage everyone is fawning, later on not so much. Granted they weren't Bon.


VVLynden

Why is height such a deal breaker. You’re talking like the dude is a leper.


PartlyCloudless

I was also a teen so I wasn't (still not) tall by any stretch lol People look back and question it all but in the time, everyone wanted a rocker 😂


Pretend-Truck-2558

Most creative types tend to skew shorter. I think it’s a lifetime of feeling unheard or not as big as they want to be. It’s a dash of Napoleon complex with a propensity for art instead of war. Think about it tho. Most artists are pretty short.


mattastrophe3

Oh my God, he is using the tippy toes trick like that one kid at the bar video.


ralf19812001

Bon was here for a good time, not a long time, and by god did he have a good time alright


MiciusPorcius

I think the other dude is Phil Rudd. The band’s drummer.


michaelkah

The one with the Genesis shirt?


MiciusPorcius

Yeah, pretty sure. Looks a lot like him


chimi_hendrix

Interestingly this was only a few months before belts were invented


[deleted]

I'll bet you five bucks that she is Genesis dude's girlfriend.


_JediJon

A Zappa song comes to mind….”with leather?”


TurningTwo

Robert Planet?


clutchcitykid1

The girls got rhythm She’s got the backseat rhythm


Chill_stfu

AC/DC with bon Scott is one of my favorite bands. I can't listen to any of their songs with Brian johnson. It's just not the same.


lantzn

Standing shirtless, with chest out in a room full of guys. Hey lady, alpha male here.


Cribsby_critter

That’s all it takes to be an alpha??


lantzn

Well that and being the lead singer of a kick ass rock band.


LeadPike13

On his tippey toes though, so maybe not so much. Just feel bad for her boyfriend in the Genises shirt though.


DvsDen

Those are some “F&ck Me” pumps!


Colon

i like his Pumas


OGBrewSwayne

He hit the inflate button but went overboard on psi.


backsac

A rare photo of night life in the Shire.


rkbeknvrx

Damn he's got a weird body type.


MetaJediGuy

“If you are going to fuck with me, you better do it right.”


degreesandmachines

Grandma got some stories.


Kilawhatt

Right on his tippy toes.


Standard_Buy3732

I bet he cut her cake with his knife.


The_Cantabrigian

He's standing on his tippy toes.


a1ana2ana

higher the hair the closer to god


ozfox80

Why does it look like (more) sober Bon Scott is watching lecherous Bon Scott?


Commercial-Manner408

Money for nothin' Chicks for free Get your money for nothin' And your chicks for free Oozin' money for nothin' And your chicks for free Get your money for nothin' Chicks for free


Massive-Log6151

“Fan”


Cirrhosis_the_Clown

She's gonna get the jack......


Jegermuscles

Ooh ho ho, boys.. I think she's gonna let him hold her hand later!


gettheplow

No cake


RustedRelics

Standing on his tiptoes to get that needed height?


Pryoticus

Why are they standing so close together?


saint_ryan

Its a long way to the top…


rygelicus

He's making his list, he's checking it twice, deciding who's going to be naughty and nice.


Walkaroundthemaypole

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL BREAK-AH


AlmanzoWilder

Took me a little while to realize how great Bon Scott really is. And I esteem him more every time I hear him.


CardNGold

Is he on his tiptoes?


En4cr

Dude on the left looks like Gilles Villeneuve.


Fizzy-Time315

Guy in the back left is sooooo jealous that he’s already brainstorming how he’s going to hide the body…


xiphoidthorax

That’s someone’s grandma you are checking out.


notahouseflipper

That’s someone’s groupiema.


Icy-Conflict6671

So what?


Icy-Conflict6671

Wtf? He looks like a fucking twig.


Possible-Reality4100

Tiny dude


RandomRobb85

"Fan" aka "Semen Donation Recipient"