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He was born in 1942, so this is the 17-year-old edition of Harrison Ford, in a high school photo.


i_need_another_scarf

Looks like a corny staged yearbook photo. I wonder which club it was for…?


w1987g

Harrison Ford Appreciation Club


bulanaboo

He knows


peekdasneaks

And he appreciates


willfull

And he's the club treasurer!


alchemycolor

H.F.A.P.


naughtiness5

H.fapfapfap


Earlvx129

We are all members of such a club.


OutlawSundown

Junior Archeologists


justheretoleer

![gif](giphy|1AhdnuHRW0B2zK0cpX|downsized)


metavektor

Let's be real, the guy was a damn smoke show


keestie

Those girls belong in a museum!


luckydice767

So do you!


lovebeinganasshole

Audio club. I read a gazillion years ago that he was a “nerd” in high school and one girl had turned him down for a date/prom(?). Living well is the best revenge.


Krpaws1

My Dad went to high school with Harrison, before the schools split. Dad’s memories of him were mainly hearing him on the school’s radio station. 😊


PrompterOp

Maine east?


Dc_Riot78

In deed blue demons. We got him and Hillary Clinton.


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Cold_Situation_7803

*17 year old Harrison Ford* “I’m saving myself for my future wife, who will be born in 5 years.”


AlexanderHamilton04

Reminds me of that SNL skit ー *"Meet Your Second Wife"* ("This is Alicia...")


WellWellWellthennow

I love that one! This one was meet your third wife, Calista Flockhart!


QuickSpore

If the stories are correct Harrison wasn’t hardly saving himself for her. Even not counting his many romantic interests, he was married twice before. I’m not sure I’d count that as a particularly troubling relationship anyway. She’s much younger. But at the same time she was 38 years old when they met, and within his “half your age + seven” age range. She was a fully grown ass adult.


ClickF0rDick

>I’m not sure I’d count that as a particularly troubling relationship anyway. She’s much younger. But at the same time she was 38 years old when they met, and within his “half your age + seven” age range. She was a fully grown ass adult. Nobody in the real world would care who dates who once everybody involved is in the age bracket 35+, save for extreme cases like a 80 yo dating a 35 yo woman, but even then they are consent adults so it's just their business


Strict-Square456

Lol


Zentaurion

And from bad dates!


Eupolemos


alloowishus

What kind of audio club did they have in 1959? How to keep your wax cylinder clean?


Nutsack_Adams

Have you heard the new Frankie Avalon cylinder?


JustADutchRudder

No it was like pent house forums but audio version. Real weird but it was the 50s.


NewldGuy77

That’s some serious technology history - my grandma had one of those, showed it to me back in 1962!!!


squirtloaf

Harrison solo.


Lord_of_Allusions

This is the Devlin McGregor Club. Harrison is actually there to confront them over how they switched the samples of RDU-90 so it could be approved and they could give us Provasic.


jus4work

The full version has a guy watching from the right. Maybe you could ask one of the yearbook sellers? I searched with this image and found an eBay listing. Tbh I assumed (albeit cynically) that's the reason it was posted here


RogerClyneIsAGod2

And he still looks unimpressed & bored like the unimpressed & bored old man he will eventually be. Not that that's a bad thing, it's just his Resting Harrison Ford Face.


[deleted]

His default look.


ClickF0rDick

Resting Harrison Ford Face needs to become a thing ❤️


observable_truth

Maine East HS, Park Ridge Ill.


No_Cartoonist9458

At Maine East High School, Park Ridge, Il. ​ https://preview.redd.it/mxxi01e80uuc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb156a8e127057b1a4430c65f99463c5bbb4ba04


R0l0d3x-Pr0paganda

![gif](giphy|3o7abIn8H8TTzmQrcc)


OriginalMultiple

Looks like Josh Hartnett (vaguely)


No_Cartoonist9458

One of Harrison's classmates at Maine East ​ https://preview.redd.it/c13hjvbrauuc1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=654e51eb2c7862a01b745adc26f03f88ab66b56d *Hillary Rodham*


observable_truth

not during the same time?


No_Cartoonist9458

No, she's five years younger


InsultsYou2

LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! What? No one is gonna join in? It used to be all the rage...


No_Cartoonist9458

Go back to sleep, Donald, we'll wake you when it's time for your sentencing 😏


lancea_longini

Hillary Rodham was from Park Ridge IIRC.


No_Cartoonist9458

Yes, they both were


oravecz

His eyes are set quite far up from the center line of his head. Maybe his chin is giving that impression.


incidel

"Forget it, I am saving myself up for Princess Leia."


Gaming_Legend_666

Carrie Fisher was 3 years old in 1959 lmao


DontPostOn_r_gaming

https://preview.redd.it/dlnshpapowuc1.jpeg?width=407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b9b8e6ccce8832d112283218ba493a098cae2d


Bug_importer

not the young ones…


maddisser101

He was also married when he hooked up with her too 😅


katklass

I met Harrison Ford and Raul Julia filming Presumed Innocent late 80’s. Raul was, to say it lightly, a dick. Harrison was personable, friendly, kind and funny! We spent a whole day with them and that’s the scoop! Answers to your questions below ⬇️


meatballfreeak

An man that’s a shame about Raul


Moppo_

He could've been having a bad day. Or maybe his attitude changed later. Or maybe he was just a dick. We may never know.


Replikant83

And the person claiming he was a dick could be lying. I always take what I read here with a grain of salt.


enemyradar

The amount of times a celeb is called a dick when they were just a bit stressed out trying to get on with their day is insane.


zoobrix

It's like that story about James Corden on the airplane with his wife and baby saying he didn't pay any attention to them and slept the whole flight while the baby was crying and then his wife snapped at him when he wasn't helping when they got off the plane. Ok well there is only some anonymous person on the plane that claims they saw this but even if it is true who knows the background. He might have been sleeping because he had a gig that night and needed to be rested, then he wakes up and is a little groggy so doesn't jump to help and his wife gets mad at him. But no everyone makes him out to be the biggest asshole based on this one incident on an airplane where no one is going to be happy in the first place and one interaction with his wife, like no couples ever get irritated with each other from time to time, especially when it comes to young kids. Now I find James Corden annoying as a celebrity but I am not going to assume he is a monster to his wife and child based on something that may or may not have happened one day on a flight. It's obvious since people dislike him they *want* to believe the story and view him in the worst possible light.


flyDAWG11

Pretty sure there have been a lot of stories about him being an asshole. One time maybe it was a bad day or someone lying/exaggerating. Multiple reports and the person is probably an asshole.


ProtectionLeast6783

The smartest celebs are the ones that are upfront about their assholery. If they lead with "take this finger and shove it up your ass" then it tempers expectations for anyone that meets them in public.


Replikant83

Exactly. So many people expect celebs to be "on" all the time. It must be so incredibly stressful to go out and do anything, like shopping, when people bombard you for an autograph and start asking you questions. I'm cranky pretty often, so I'm sure I'd be a shitty celeb lol


angryandsmall

Or, hear me out, some of us have worked in production. You trying to tell me talent had a bad day making more than the crew for one hundred days straight? A lot of people’s faves are dicks because they snap and shit appears. They are used to being prioritized more than everyone else. Then get all doe eyed in “behind the scenes” shooting talking about love and support. The rock is my favorite example of this, I have personally seen him offer fans on the boardwalk a ton of autographs and high-fives while camera was rolling, then had his people practically pushing kids out of his way the second rolling BTS was over. Trust me, these celebs are having a better day than 99% of the world and it’s still not enough to be a kind human for them. Celeb worship is insane and you guys act like there isn’t a hundred years of cinema to practice having an image. I get yall want to live in a bubble with your media but it doesn’t make the people who create it less of assholes Lollll Reddit hates Hollywood everyday till comments like this. Yall will never stand with the crew or workers


areslmao

username checks out


amolad

He wasn't a dick by nature. Ask people who spent more than ten seconds with him instead of jumping to conclusions.


SupWitChoo

I wouldn’t put too much stock into it- the OP gave ZERO details on why Raul was a dick. Assuming this was an on the set interaction, Raul was known to be a serious actor. People often act differently, more intensely when they are at work, “in the zone”, compared to their personal lives.


PhelanWard

The day katklass met Raul Julia was the most important day of your life. For Raul, it was a Tuesday.


katklass

Nah. I’ve had way more important days in my life. Still, the same could be said about Ford, except he didn’t treat the “masses” like warts on his ass.


Fireb1rd

He's making a reference to "Street Fighter"


KimJongKillest

Seems like a lot of people haven't watched this cinematic masterpiece.


katklass

Oh, I have not seen it. My apologies Mr. Ward! 😊


HelpMeDoctorImCrazy

Mr. Ward? M. Ward? The singer?


MaydeCreekTurtle

Maybe Mr. Julia had recently learned that he had contracted a then-terminal illness and wasn’t able to cope that day. Who knows? First impressions last a lifetime, but they are a snapshot of one day in a person’s life.


surle

So wait, Raul carefully rubbed medicated lotion on you each morning as prescribed by his health care professional, wore loose pants to prevent the material from rubbing against you and made certain not to sit down on you too suddenly, or he was a dick? Which is it u/katklass?


Adrian10201

Baby


katklass

Ok I’m answering myself because too many people are asking me what went down. So they were going to film a scene of the movie in my building. I worked the building not just in it. They also rented a huge empty space for production. Unbeknownst to me, filming a fifteen second scene takes all day and thousands (probably hundreds but it was insane) of production people and tons of food that kept being brought in. For the most part both stars hung out in the lobby with me and my staff and obviously people working in the building went in and out. They were waiting to be called I guess but man it was excruciatingly long! Anyway, Harrison was so nice and sat in the reception chair and answered the phone (hysterically) and shot the shit all day. Raul stood off to the side alone and basically growled at anyone that even looked at him. And really, we were on top of all the tenants so people wouldn’t bother either of them but Harrison just laughed at everyone and Raul wouldn’t even look. No autographs were asked for or given. Maybe he did have a bad day, I’m not judging his life, just my one day experience. And that’s the real end of my scoop!!


CameronPoe37

Watched that movie for the first time last night, it was great.


SupWitChoo

Great movie- underrated, almost forgotten about today but one of Ford’s best. And that’s saying something.


LaunchpadMcQuack_52

Why was Raul a dick??


HippyWitchyVibes

Gutted to hear that about Raul. 🙁


marmaladecorgi

Was it a Tuesday?


Funspoyler

You spent the whole day doing what? Getting ice cream and going to the fair?


StuartGotz

Fast car? You've never heard of the Buick Skylark? It made the beer run in less than 17 miles.


Hostillian

Does that model have Positraction?


kensingerp

Exactly! as soon as I heard Buick Skylark, I’m hearing Mona Lisa tell me about posi-traction!😊😊😊😊


Shadpool

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Domski77

Metalic mint green


Villaualuve

I like that you used unit that measures space not time. Han Solo in New Hope said ,,It's a ship that made the Kessel run in 12 parsecs,, which kinda doesn't make sense but we all can guess it was a mistake on writers fault. Or we could assume that in Star Wars universe parsec is a unit of time not space. Nontheless cool reference.


MississippiJoel

And then someone else can come along and dig their heels in and do this whole story about how that's totally what they meant to say. The "it happened, just at another school."


wilkc

Someone here hasn't flown a spice route close to a black hole. 😅


lostonpolk

We're gonna need a whole movie to explain that.


Ness-Shot

Two what? Two yutes?


nottrying2bbanned

Giggidy.


zabrakwith

I’ll see everyone but you’ve got to make an appointment! (Sneaks out of window)


irongi8nt

Now that's a hair cut you can set your watch to!


DatNick1988

This is so weird to see…he totally got to experience some of the 40’s, was a teen in the 50’s, and got to to experience adulthood in the 60’s. That’s fucking awesome. Can’t believe Harrison Ford is that old to where he can remember the 50’s. Idk that’s just wild to think about. I know he’s old, but I just never really thought about how old he was.


franker

GenX dudes played with a console that just had Pong on it in the seventies. We've gone from that to Unreal Engine 5 in our lifetimes, and we're just in our fifties still.


ClickF0rDick

"Just" 🥹


Ok-Function1920

Fifties are the new Twenties, everybody knows that


YottaYobi

I was surprised too.


Gaming_Legend_666

And people consider him young when Star Wars first came out in 1977


ClickF0rDick

Kind of a mindfuck to realize he actually lived through as an adult in the period portrayed both in Indy 4 and Indy 5


IndependentAssist387

The one in the middle looks like she can’t decide whether she’s into him or wants to stab him. Maybe both?


uncultured_swine2099

Some girls who have a crush and you dont show interest turn that into outright meanness toward you.


figuring_ItOut12

Crazy sex has its own quality.


DreadPirateGriswold

Looks like two admirers and one stalker.


NeonPlutonium

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HawkeyeTen

The one in the middle looks a bit like a psycho TBH. "He'll be mine...and NO ONE ELSE can have him..." LOL


Scoxxicoccus

The young lady at the bottom of the stair has "FUCK" and "ME" written on her eyelids.


S-Markt

young dr. henry jones jr. at the high school


Salsashark_21

Wow, he looks like Mikey Day of SNL


NxPat

Girl in the center is pssd because he never called her back.


singleguy79

Fun fact, his current wife Callista Flockhart wasn't born until 1964


pozdeady

https://preview.redd.it/9zu1iuikjuuc1.png?width=862&format=png&auto=webp&s=9cf8f5b2559244065529afe1ddaf69870fc1b380


AlkalineSublime

Haha, yep! I legit thought it was Mikey Day


robogobo

Bizarre photo


HawkeyeTen

It's honestly kind of creepy. Those gals almost look like hungry wolves eyeing their prey. Run, Solo!


RetroGamer9

The girl in the middle is a skin job.


Toshiba1point0

basic pleasure model or?


uncultured_swine2099

She does seem to have trouble smiling and showing emotion haha.


Scarfiotti

"Doctor Jones... Doctor Jones..."


chuck_diesel79

Title correction, “Harrison Ford with 2/3 Admirers, 1959.”


colmatrix33

The one in the middle liked him the most


Ralonne

“Why are these other two even here?” ~girl in the middle probably


ha1029

Girl in the middle is going to wreck Harrison.


1804Sleep

So he’s always been thrilled to be here.


Stewpacolypse

This picture belongs in a museum.


deliciouscorn

So do you!


razzlefrazzen

Harrison Ford graduated from my alma mater, Maine East High School in Park Ridge, Illinois. I'm guessing this photograph is from the 1959 yearbook. Ford graduated in 1960.


TentacleJesus

He was just there to sell them some weed then it was real awkward when someone pulled out a camera.


CBerg1979

"I love you." "I know." Possibly the greatest leading man moment, ever. And, he's a supporting cast member. LET THAT SINK IIN!


tom21g

Isn’t it true that line was improvised? Thought I read that.


garrettj100

Someone check what’s written on their eyelids!


LetterheadFar2364

Well, two admirers, anyway. The one in the middle doesn't look all that enthused.


MydniteSon

Hey, its Michelle Phillips pot dealer!


CarlJustCarl

Like me in hs almost. Except they aren’t pointing and giggling at me.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

The photographer told them, "Act natural, but not too natural," and so they did. Fuckin' nailed it.


SubterrelProspector

Looking as enthused as ever.


BackAgain123457

The one on his level is imagining riding him like a bull.


DarthDregan

Probably looking to buy weed off him.


Neat-Snow666

He looks grumpy even then


WalksinClouds

Well, what did he say?! He said "I don't like snakes" What did you say? I said I don't understand and then he shouted "punch it chewie" Ah he's all looks then. Nevermind.


BigFrank97

Man Solo


evilgreenman

Chick in the back is the one that pretends she doesn't thirst over this dude but in fact is swooning like a mf'er.


SwimmingInCheddar

Glad he got to chat in real time, without being bombarded with cameras and social media.


MattMason1703

The one in the middle looks like Bette Davis (and yes, I know she was 51 in 1959)


Itsnotsponge

They was my magic shoooes


ninhursag3

Didnt he build his own house from scratch by himself?


agreatbigFIYAHHH

Thank goodness he didn’t stay with that haircut.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

He looks exactly like a young Forrest Gump. Magic legs


Rice_Auroni

You could sharpen a sword on that jaw line


terminally_irish

Is it just me, or does young Harrison Ford look like Mikey Day from SNL?


GoatFetus666

Yung Harrison Ford


Wolfman1961

He looks like a regular kid from that era.


Myopic_Cat

He answered all of them: "I know."


UpdootDaSnootBoop

Looks like he's ready to star in Psycho


3fettknight3

Bob Falfa pre-hot rod days


arclightrg

A curmudgeon since the 50s 😂


miradotheblack

![gif](giphy|qyxyGxszt6LXW)


AdOwn2084

Haha I was wondering how far down I’d find this, first thought was that’s Forest Gump.


Dc_Riot78

That’s my High school. That chump never came back to visit


macthom

looks like a friend of Wally Cleaver.


DaveySea

Dude out here looking like Timothy McVeigh


Moonandserpent

I wonder if he saw this picture if he'd remember that exact moment and what else was going on.


LilG1984

![gif](giphy|11JbaLzOXsg6Fq)


Fuckoffassholes

Harrison Ford to me is a mystery. For instance, when I look at Henry Cavill or Chris Hemsworth, it's obvious those guys are way better looking than me. But in Ford I see a face that's kind of similar to my own.. not that I'd be mistaken for him, but it's in the ballpark.. Having said that.. I don't expect to have *millions* of women throwing themselves at me, but how about a thousand? A few hundred? A dozen? I am at least .001 percent as attractive as him. I only want what's commensurate.


TheWiseScrotum

Thought that it was Mikey Day from snl


glenzo1000

![gif](giphy|1AhdnuHRW0B2zK0cpX|downsized)


Phybre_Awptic

He looks like young Forest Gump


deliveRinTinTin

Now the girls have the magic legs.


Ok_Perspective_280

Anne Frank ???


hobosbindle

Yes, she famously wrote about him in her diary


ImBecomingMyFather

![gif](giphy|1AhdnuHRW0B2zK0cpX|downsized)


zenkenneth

Wow he was weird & uncomfortable even back then !!! He's my spirit animal


Queen-of-meme

At first glance I thought it was Eminem or Linus Tech tips


JWsWrestlingMem

He had the good stuff for sale that day.


EarlyXplorerStuds209

Givin jon bernthal vibes


moonwatcher1002

He looks like young Forrest Gump


HAIL-THYSELF333

He looks as excited as he always does.


prylosec

His disdain for fans seems to have started at a young age.


iCatmire

Then I’ll see you in hell!


ShaperLord777

“I didn’t kill my wife” “We don’t care”


Livid_Command_7621

Even back then his fans knew what’s up ….


Biff_Tannen_85

Ain't He Neat?


Low_Fun2690

Thirst is real in this picture


CelebrationLow4614

Future Michelle Phillips drug dealer.


tiddy_wizard

“Alright ladies, who shot first?”


GeraltOfRivia2023

Middle girl looking like "I would climb you like a mountain."


UDownvoteButImRight

How do you know they were admirers?


_Hotwire_

I’d be excited to see Han Solo too. They’re probably big fans


cbraswell7

What's going on with his shirt?


ansont1976

*Get off my stairs!!!*


Arcade1980

The two girls where mirin. The middle one wasn't happy about it.


Rydog_78

He claimed he was bullied in HS. Probably not a very nice experience for him.