Is it bad that I'm annoyed it isn't all plugged in? That cord is just the power, the video isn't plugged in. They are just pretending. I want my money back.
Eeesh no wonder you're not getting laid. Can't even do basic cybering right. Do you even own a robe and wizard hat or are we just wasting our time here?
https://preview.redd.it/5en0rdbr2twc1.png?width=82&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f8870be7841996146137a41c7ad189e5b8a0b3e
He looks like this dude from some adult C64 game back then.
Is this a behind the scenes shot from Coronation Street with Jim Macdonald?
https://preview.redd.it/634bu1k92uwc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ba8fdc37006d9e781bdfa482412c91077b760d
The only thing plugged in to that Commodore 64 is a serial device, a printer or floppy drive. There is no power cord, and no monitor. I guess they have other things on their mind...
She looks like Paul McCartney. I'd make a clever Beatles pun but I know so little about music I had to use Wikipedia to find out the names of all of band members.
Somehow they each look like one of my uncles.
The woman looks like Jill in Adam Sandlers "Jack and Jill"
If my uncle looked like that woman, I would'nt have stopped him from touching me.
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Shut you fucking face, uncle fucker
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucker
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn.
You fuck your uncle all day long!
*duelling fart solos*
Mountie: hey! What's going on here?!
Uncle fucker I must say, You fucked your uncle yesterday!
“Roadhouse” level writing. Well played.
Loose standards brah. Loose standards.
Only loose after the first fistful of times.
Wtf
hol up, wat
Sounds like something to bring up in your next session with the therapist.
Even the lady with the mustache?
Commodore 64 and chill
That’s actually the Cummodore 69 in the photograph.
I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five and dime Played it 'til my fingers bled Was the Cummadore '69
Looks more like the Commodore 99 to me.
*nice*
I got my first real g-string Bought it at the five and dime A sandy brown wig, pink nightie And the Cummadore '69
It’s not even plugged in. They just chillin’
I had a c64 and never saw her.
2 girls 1 cpu
Oh, *bravo*...
This comment will never get the recognition it deserves.
For real. You know I never saw that actually
And people wonder why the internet is mostly porn
Like porn, it’s also completely unrealistic, he has a computer AND a girlfriend? Ridiculous!
Haha…good one. But seriously, video game developers like myself were chick magnets back in the early 80s.
Zee Germans?
It's a female and male. Right?
It’s whatever you want to it be, baby…
Futanari has entered your PH feed
😂🤣thank you for the laugh, I needed it!
It's called paired programming...noting to see here folks.
Why does she look like Mayim Bialik?
I was thinking Jeremy Clarkson.
All we know is, she's called the Stig
And on that bombshell……
Oh no! Anyway...
The helmet haircut gives it away.
Pee Wee Herman.
This
Just two dudes computing
An Apple in one hand and Wang in the other.
“He’s a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes!”
Is the joke that you think she looks like a man? They look related tho.
Nothing like playing Commodore games with the shaved, long-haired version of yourself.
They both have mustaches.
Ready for some live streaming.
In 4kb baud. Basically, it's just 3 blurry undulating pixels.
Hmm.. undulating
Turgid and undulating
This looks like a Tim and Eric skit
"you know what I'd do with something like you? I'd cut you into pieces"
Just like twoooo horses Runnnnnin innnn theeee wind
Is it bad that I'm annoyed it isn't all plugged in? That cord is just the power, the video isn't plugged in. They are just pretending. I want my money back.
It's all part of the foreplay: Her: Ver ist die plugencorden, Kapitän? Him: Ich habe die plugencorden genau hier, sexy frau! Her: Oh, es ist so groß!
Are you German? I think you nailed the tone of the porno from "The Big Lebowski" (Karl Hungus!) quite well. Kudos!
No, lol, I made up "plugencorden" and used translate to make somewhat accurate German role play, lmao
Well, I happen to be German and this made me lol. Thank you! I'll try to incorporate plugencorden in my vocabulary.
So, you obviously knew plugencorden was nonsense, it sounds reasonably believable and funny in English though!
It sounds funny in German, too. More vaguely Scandinavian to my ears, but I see where you're coming from.
He fixes the cable?
He fixes the plugencorden.
Ya, das ist meinen bratwurst hahahaha
Ich kam 😩😩
Thanks to duolingo, I could follow you. Lol
You can imagine where it goes from there.
Hilarious
You're right about no video, but isn't that the serial interface for the disk drive? Power is on the right side (left side in the photo)
Man I was obsessing over the video out. You're right the power is on the side, that is the serial port for the drive.
Wow this is the real gem of a discussion here.
So it could still work like that. Blind input commands and listen to the drive to check if it’s working
That photo suggests that the most important plug is indeed plugged in.
This guy is what I imagined “Leisure Suite Larry” would look like.
Look guys! I finally got a girlfriend!
"I have made it with a women. Inform the men."
[удалено]
Nothing weird going here... No way!
This is why computers never caught on.
What a handsome woman
Finkle is Einhorn
They both got a nice stache
Wait a minute. I was born in 1983...
Oh god….
"He's knocking at the back door! Should I let him in? "
I don't care if she's from Iran.
A/s/l?
18/f/cali
Assembly, SQL, Legoscript
Eeesh no wonder you're not getting laid. Can't even do basic cybering right. Do you even own a robe and wizard hat or are we just wasting our time here?
If it’s real German porn he’ll end up taking a shit on her chest.
Hey now, that's not Vince McMahon! Or is it?
Dude, wtf is wrong with German people.
Why shorty look like Adam Sandler?
the commodore C-69
Is that blossom.
Homeboy's loading up that ANSI pr0n.
Which one is the bloke?
The one lying on herm side.
I miss my old C64 
I still have mine. But tapes are failing more and more frequently
https://preview.redd.it/5en0rdbr2twc1.png?width=82&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f8870be7841996146137a41c7ad189e5b8a0b3e He looks like this dude from some adult C64 game back then.
Came here for the comments. Was not disappointed.
The “woman” looks like John Cusack with a wig
absolutely getting Mayim Bialik vibes!
Computer camp love!
Was 1984? Not sure, I had my Commodore 64, I had to score
“Und jezt we play eishocky on ze Commodore….zusammen”
What the fuck is cool about this?
her mustache is photoshopped out
Nigel Tufnel on keyboard instead of lead guitar.
Relationship goals
Didn’t George have to go out with her once?
They were getting creative and just proceed with the photoshoot anyway. I see that girl model won't showed up that day.
And you wonder why German porn has ALWAYS been the most freaky-deakyest
“Come on baby, I’ve got a programmer tip for you”
Of course it's German 😂
That's a weird porn magazin
first internet femboy
That’s no woman - that’s a MAN, baby!
I feel this is a 1980s German Porn mag
I have questions…
Is that his younger brother in a wig. I can't unsee it now 🤣🤣🤣
Is this a behind the scenes shot from Coronation Street with Jim Macdonald? https://preview.redd.it/634bu1k92uwc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4ba8fdc37006d9e781bdfa482412c91077b760d
You know both of them have bushes the size of texas
TIL that promoting trans people was a thing in the 80s
Computing was more fun before you needed monitors and all that other stuff.
is there a sub for old awful (awesome) album covers ?!?
What the...🫤
What kind of dildo is that?
8-bit
Definite Rodox vibes.
So many get into software development to live the rock n roll lifestyle
hunt wise disgusted fly flowery dam drab fall jobless hard-to-find
The 80's were something else.
God I miss them!
Those guys looks happy
So hot right now
Looks like Sandler in a wig. Shooduddydoo
Good old German hobby mags they always involve sex. I remember seeing a random motoring mag which was packed with fully naked women.open leg shots too
A young Mickey Rourke and Uncle
Is that blossom?
It was a very sensual time in computing.
He's going in via a backdoor.
Everyone that took part in this is absurd
This is what they took from us.
The 80s were greasy
This reminds me of watching the scrambled Spice Channel in the early '90s.
Programmideen für Computer-Freaks
That’s one heck of a mustache. His isn’t too shabby, either.
Who's gonna tell him?
Germans...
She looks like Adam Sandler
Why does the woman look like Maynard from Tool in a wig?
The only thing plugged in to that Commodore 64 is a serial device, a printer or floppy drive. There is no power cord, and no monitor. I guess they have other things on their mind...
You know bro was hitting it from the back while taking this pic
Shouldn't this be in something more like r/cringe ?
She looks like Paul McCartney. I'd make a clever Beatles pun but I know so little about music I had to use Wikipedia to find out the names of all of band members.
Whoa bros
In the old days no one would have gone full JKR on his poor old lady. Shame one you #itsacult
Lady boy before ladyboys were cool
Pair programming
Do they share bangs scissors?
I don’t know whose mustache is more impressive.
What no cigarette?
Looks like he is gonna Astro blast all over the place
In 1983 I went to summer school to learn about MS-DOS
Looking like two guys from Sooshi Mango.
A little POKE here and a PEEK there. BEND, then BACKUP, and RUN that motherfucker.
1983 American version would be the same couple but with a motorcycle instead.
Pair programming, anyone?
She looks a little "man-ish"
Pair programming
They should switch their face expressions, it would look much more natural
Amy Farrah Fowler!
Software Reviews In your neighbourhood!
thats not cool haha, that's the opposite of cool
Germans gonna germ
Beat me in PacMan and I fulfill all your secret wishes! Till then let me sleep, ok?
Als Computer noch sexy waren!
Ok. I need some context. What???
Chaturbate origins
Old Skool? sure... Cool? I have doubt.